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Thonia69:wow! I've toured the galaxies & had dine in a restaurant at the end of the universe! Can u tell which part of the galaxy u're from.It might be one of the places i went on vacation with Miss Maromian,the daughter of the king of Santaur who reigned for 3million years before the birth of the earth. |
Afudimkpa1:you shouldn't assume that i travelled frm earth to mars.Rather i travelled to Mars from a distance planet (Tridas). |
Afudimkpa1:Most certainly,i'm for peace.I've been into many bloody battles in Mars & Jupiter & have decided to adopt non violence as my code of conduct. Peace earthian! Peace brothers! Perfect peace! |
Sh4d0w:U need to learn how to flag down a flying saucer & hitch-hike. Kindly get this book,"THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXIES" by Douglas Adams. There u'll learn how to get out of this planet in 24 hours. I wish u a safe journey in advance. |
Valkrie:maybe the spirit knws more than mortals... |
I waited for him in the first room until he finished whatever thing he was doing.When he came out frm the altar he told me to move to the next room where he had the 2nd altar.He told me to kneel b4 the altar so that he can pray for me.He prayed in the name of Jesus.Then he gave me the mixture of oil he mixed earlier in front of the altar to drink. I drank & it tasted very bad.I later read the labels of the oil in their bottles & found out that they were meant for external use only.He further instructed me on how to use the oil to counter spiritual attacks...MORE TO COME |
#Ima obong-God's love, #Ini obong-God's time, #Ifiok-Wisdom, #Imo/Inyene-Wealth/riches, #Idara/Inemesit-Joy/happiness, #Idongesit-Comfort. |
SopaterOfBeroea:uhum...probably i fled from mars b4 u were born.What year were you born? Did u live in the days of the Messiah,the guy from Zarquon who said he's a son of the gods? He performed some magics & amused people. He promised to come back again after he was murdered by his tribesmen. That was thousands of years ago & we waited 4 his 2nd coming till we're fed up. I dnt knw if he'd finally return because i got into trouble and fled frm Mars. |
Sh4d0w:there's a way. I can help u get out of here! |
SopaterOfBeroea:Akpede adiongo nke idung ajid,yak ked nim mi nyung tang se awongo ke ikombakara. |
IbrahimSkiba:I supose u don't knw the meaning of what u wrote up there.But if u knew & deliberately drop it here,then u must be a trouble maker.But why? |
SopaterOfBeroea:oh! Welcome fellow. I lived in mars for 700yrs b4 i relocated to Jupiter 3566yrs ago. Did you know Mr. Mbuluogar? He was a shoe producer in Odinge South in those days. He owned a shoe factory opposite that gas station where eagles construct matresses & lizards made artificial eyelashes. Did u live near that area? |
SopaterOfBeroea:Eyeneka amedi. Yak Abasi udiong fien! |
40fy:what! Funke! HIV is reaaaal. |
I wonder why guys have to pay them as if they are employed. A girl will never get my hard earned money in this generation! Amen! |
Sh4d0w:oh yes! U need to be there to see it urself! |
ninety5:oh yea! Absolutely,that would help a lot.Hope u understand that apes don't wear clothes but they live. |
Sh4d0w:oh yes! There is, but not here on earth. |
Sh4d0w:okay! Now seriously,i'm from Southern Nigeria |
Sh4d0w:thanks. Today is 36th Menonuar(14 month),3365(year). Its mid-afternoon.What's the season of the year over there? |
Nomfanelo99:hi! My name is Ewena. I'm from Jupiter. Coincidentally, the region i live in is called Efrica |
NKE ANNANG (3): Idoho usen ekpu ataha ekpat abiaibok ke mfuk asefut. IKOMBAKARA: Rat wey go eat native doctor bag,him mouth go swell,but no be that day. EXPLANATION: This proverb teaches that you will reap what you sow,though it may take a long time. |
phelonrays:ghost don't exist? Anyway, i've never seen one b4. |
#Etimbuk/Etietop-Goodnews, #Etima-Goodlove, #Edima-Beloved |
#Emem-Peace, #Eno-Gift, #Edidiong-Blessing, #Emediong-Blessed, #Ekpe-Lion |
#Aniebiet-Who is like (God) #Aniefon-Who is good (except God)? #Aniekeme-Who is able? |
#Abasiama-God loves, #Aniema-Who loves me? #Anietie-Who is like (God)? #Aniefiok-Who knows (the will of God/2morow)? |
I will be posting names in my dialect (Efik) and their meanings in english. You can add ur own native names & their meanings as well. |
Hollybratt:AMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!! FIRE! |
You can as well 4get abt marriage & spare urself some stress. Marriage is a very old institution,it's not for the modern world! |
My advice: Use the screenshots to threaten the wife 1st,tell her to make love with you or else u'll send the stuff to her husband.This is a good opportunity 4 u! WARNING! whoever shall insult me here 4 this piece of advice shall burry all his children b4 he dies! |
udofia234:i dont doubt u.If u are ok with it,no problem. Uhm...a little word of caution for u: if u take christianity so serious,u may regret it later in life. Speaking frm experience. |
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