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Sh4d0w:
Oh okay but is there really a 36st day of a 14th month

oh yes! There is, but not here on earth.

Sh4d0w:
It's the 21st of august and it's currently 11:37pm. What country are you from? Just wanna know

okay! Now seriously,i'm from Southern Nigeria

Sh4d0w:
Lol you're funny. Nice to meet ya

thanks. Today is 36th Menonuar(14 month),3365(year). Its mid-afternoon.What's the season of the year over there?

Nomfanelo99:
Hi and where ýou from?

hi! My name is Ewena. I'm from Jupiter. Coincidentally, the region i live in is called Efrica

NKE ANNANG (3):
Idoho usen ekpu ataha ekpat abiaibok ke mfuk asefut.
IKOMBAKARA:
Rat wey go eat native doctor bag,him mouth go swell,but no be that day.
EXPLANATION:
This proverb teaches that you will reap what you sow,though it may take a long time.

phelonrays:
Wow!

You took my on memory lane. Udo Abianga, his lyrics always appear extraordinary to listeners, reasons I still repect him.

As for the question; nope, I don't see any truth about the hoogwash of a thing, ghost don't exist.

ghost don't exist? Anyway, i've never seen one b4.

#Etimbuk/Etietop-Goodnews,
#Etima-Goodlove,
#Edima-Beloved

#Emem-Peace,

#Eno-Gift,

#Edidiong-Blessing,

#Emediong-Blessed,

#Ekpe-Lion

#Aniebiet-Who is like (God)
#Aniefon-Who is good (except God)?
#Aniekeme-Who is able?

#Abasiama-God loves,
#Aniema-Who loves me?
#Anietie-Who is like (God)?
#Aniefiok-Who knows (the will of God/2morow)?

I will be posting names in my dialect (Efik) and their meanings in english. You can add ur own native names & their meanings as well.

Hollybratt:
oga, perfectly said o, you are absolutely right. God bless you in jesus name.

AMEN! AMEN!! AMEN!!! FIRE!

You can as well 4get abt marriage & spare urself some stress. Marriage is a very old institution,it's not for the modern world!

My advice:
Use the screenshots to threaten the wife 1st,tell her to make love with you or else u'll send the stuff to her husband.This is a good opportunity 4 u!
WARNING! whoever shall insult me here 4 this piece of advice shall burry all his children b4 he dies!

udofia234:
They are! but there's a diff from being committed xtian and ordinary xtian

i dont doubt u.If u are ok with it,no problem. Uhm...a little word of caution for u:
if u take christianity so serious,u may regret it later in life. Speaking frm experience.

Kobicove:
It's highly unusual to find a guy avoiding sex when a lady is offering it in a relationship...are you sure all is well?

it's rare but i can testify that it happens.Many years ago i was in the same situation.That's why i tried to find out the OP's church name. Anyway,there are people who take religion so serious.

I'm not igbo,though, Chinua Achebe (things fall apart) described the osu as people who couldn't mingle with others in the society,their hairs were uncut & they were seperated frm the community until the arrival of the white missionaries.

Idonweak:


Are you a virgin?
Then if that's the case, find a gathering where you'll see girls you seek. There are many churches (i presume you're a Christian) that you'll see girls that are totally chaste and also share same orientation like you. E.g deeperlife girls. Just join one then

i can't believe this! Do u mean that people wearing elephant-size gown & no earings prove their virginity?

udofia234:
Christianity!

you mean that those who go for sex b4 marriage aren't christians?

udofia234:
My faith does not permit me to have sex with any lady I'm not married to, its not right, are there no decent ladies to marry who will not demand for sex before marriage? can one just do the right thing? And moreover I don't have any sexual related problem I'm 100 percent fit

what faith is this?

JustforMen:
19 years old side chick to the rescue.

Step out and help yourself. If a man dies without children he's lineage is gone.

No one bears your genes and this is not the natural evolutionary order of things.

At old age, nothing else matters apart from good health and the joy of your kids doing well and naughty grandkids pulling your grey hair, and listening to your old man tales.

I REPEAT, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!!


Help yourself.

i disagree!

Upworkwriter007:
She can't give birth. Forget story. Motherly instinct makes every woman want kids.

are u sure of what u r saying?

udede:
there was no agreement with her not to have kids, i also noticed that she is hiding things from me especially reasons why she couldn't have kids.

Pls explain this point to me, do u mean she doesn't want kids or she couldn't have kids?

LikeAking:
Bros, d prophet try for u.

For just 15k, e do all dis work.

work? Haaa! Which one come be work? Abi na the chanting?

If the two parties had agree to engage in any sexual activity,how is it ur business? Does it hurt u?
If u'd love to knw,masturbation doesn't cause any harm to humans or society at large.Rather,it's dishonesty,cheating at exams,giving & accepting bribe,lying,cheating at work,selling fake products,dishonest business transaction etc,these are the things that destroy our society.Preach against these things!
Finally,remember that if u vote for PDP or APC this time again,u r a murderer,because these two parties have murdered our nation for decades & my Bible says, "thou shall not give power to the wicked" (Wisdom 9:15).

Cujo007:
Illiterate, ignorant statement!!

That's ur own cup of tea!

There were two different basins in d bathroom,both were in the alter b4. I was instructed not to allow a drop of water from one basin enter another. I had to use water frm the 1st basin to wash all my body while making my request. After that i'd use the other one (coconut water) to wash my head & face. While i was bathing i could hear the priest chanting & calling on his god in words that's not meaningful to the ear.By the time i finished & went out he was deep in chanting. That's the scene i described at the onset of this thread...

NKE ANNANG (2):
Akiko iba isikpoko ke akom ked.
IKOMBAKARA:
2 cock no dey crow on top one roof.
EXPLANATION:
The proverb teaches that where one person doesn't agree to submit to another,there's always probem. Also,in a family where both husband & wife want to have equal authority,the house will be a battle field.

...He started mixing some spiritual oil he'd gotten frm the market into a cup. Then he added some oil & other substances into the water.He droped abt 3 or 4 coins inside the water.He had something that looked like a tiny bell & rang it occasionaly above the water basin & then listened (or maybe pretended to listen) to some voices frm nowhere. He was observing something that i couldnt comprehend. He said some prayers (or incantation?) to a deity that's well known to him alone. He lighted fire on top of the water & the flames floated noisily,there were some white substances he added to the water that fueled the flames. He commanded me to kneel b4 the fire & make my request, "do that quickly b4 the fire burns off", he said.
He shifted backward & made space 4 me to kneel b4 his sacred alter & make my request. I expected his deity to appear b4 the alter like some nollywood film fantacies. But nothing happened. Next i was instructed to go into the bathroom...MORE STORIES AHEAD

THE 4th ALTER
This other alter wasn't like the previous 3 i mentioned b4.It's covered with white cloth so i couldn't make out what it's made of. All i saw were plenty hand-written scripts scattered on top of it which i didnt knw what for.I can still remember the eckankar almanac pasted above the alter with the pictures of eck masters & their names.There must have been some other things that i can't remember. The priest brought the items b4 the alter. He poured the water i brougt into a white basin.I waited 4 him b4 the alter while he went to the kitchen & returned later. He lighted four coloured candles around the alter. He had something like inscence too & the room became stuffy. I'd had a mild asthma attack b4 then but the smoke in the room trigered it. When he noticed how uncomfortable i was breathing he asked what the problem was & i told him...

NKE ANNANG(1):
Adot-usen ekong isigwoto inyion.
IKOMBAKARA:
Lame man wey don sabi the day wey war go fight no dey die 4 dat war.
EXPLANATION:
The lesson of the proverb is that one must always prepare early in other to succeed in whatever thing he wants to do. Don't wait till the die minute when u start rushing,early preparation is the key

Annang mma!
Iya!
Annang mma
Iya!
Annang mmammade-o!
Iyaaaa iyai!
Akpede afo ade ayen annang duk di yak ineme ibanga nke annang ajid. Amaduk adi kom idung nam yak afure owo udiongo. Ami nde ata amanaisong ayen anang,nto Essien Udim. Nyatongo aditop nke annang ajid mmana nkapa se anye agwongo ke iko mbakara.Mbok diana mme ami sia awo annang ade awo uko!