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Kobicove:
It's highly unusual to find a guy avoiding sex when a lady is offering it in a relationship...are you sure all is well?

it's rare but i can testify that it happens.Many years ago i was in the same situation.That's why i tried to find out the OP's church name. Anyway,there are people who take religion so serious.

I'm not igbo,though, Chinua Achebe (things fall apart) described the osu as people who couldn't mingle with others in the society,their hairs were uncut & they were seperated frm the community until the arrival of the white missionaries.

Idonweak:


Are you a virgin?
Then if that's the case, find a gathering where you'll see girls you seek. There are many churches (i presume you're a Christian) that you'll see girls that are totally chaste and also share same orientation like you. E.g deeperlife girls. Just join one then

i can't believe this! Do u mean that people wearing elephant-size gown & no earings prove their virginity?

udofia234:
Christianity!

you mean that those who go for sex b4 marriage aren't christians?

udofia234:
My faith does not permit me to have sex with any lady I'm not married to, its not right, are there no decent ladies to marry who will not demand for sex before marriage? can one just do the right thing? And moreover I don't have any sexual related problem I'm 100 percent fit

what faith is this?

JustforMen:
19 years old side chick to the rescue.

Step out and help yourself. If a man dies without children he's lineage is gone.

No one bears your genes and this is not the natural evolutionary order of things.

At old age, nothing else matters apart from good health and the joy of your kids doing well and naughty grandkids pulling your grey hair, and listening to your old man tales.

I REPEAT, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!!!!


Help yourself.

i disagree!

Upworkwriter007:
She can't give birth. Forget story. Motherly instinct makes every woman want kids.

are u sure of what u r saying?

udede:
there was no agreement with her not to have kids, i also noticed that she is hiding things from me especially reasons why she couldn't have kids.

Pls explain this point to me, do u mean she doesn't want kids or she couldn't have kids?

LikeAking:
Bros, d prophet try for u.

For just 15k, e do all dis work.

work? Haaa! Which one come be work? Abi na the chanting?

If the two parties had agree to engage in any sexual activity,how is it ur business? Does it hurt u?
If u'd love to knw,masturbation doesn't cause any harm to humans or society at large.Rather,it's dishonesty,cheating at exams,giving & accepting bribe,lying,cheating at work,selling fake products,dishonest business transaction etc,these are the things that destroy our society.Preach against these things!
Finally,remember that if u vote for PDP or APC this time again,u r a murderer,because these two parties have murdered our nation for decades & my Bible says, "thou shall not give power to the wicked" (Wisdom 9:15).

Cujo007:
Illiterate, ignorant statement!!

That's ur own cup of tea!

There were two different basins in d bathroom,both were in the alter b4. I was instructed not to allow a drop of water from one basin enter another. I had to use water frm the 1st basin to wash all my body while making my request. After that i'd use the other one (coconut water) to wash my head & face. While i was bathing i could hear the priest chanting & calling on his god in words that's not meaningful to the ear.By the time i finished & went out he was deep in chanting. That's the scene i described at the onset of this thread...

NKE ANNANG (2):
Akiko iba isikpoko ke akom ked.
IKOMBAKARA:
2 cock no dey crow on top one roof.
EXPLANATION:
The proverb teaches that where one person doesn't agree to submit to another,there's always probem. Also,in a family where both husband & wife want to have equal authority,the house will be a battle field.

...He started mixing some spiritual oil he'd gotten frm the market into a cup. Then he added some oil & other substances into the water.He droped abt 3 or 4 coins inside the water.He had something that looked like a tiny bell & rang it occasionaly above the water basin & then listened (or maybe pretended to listen) to some voices frm nowhere. He was observing something that i couldnt comprehend. He said some prayers (or incantation?) to a deity that's well known to him alone. He lighted fire on top of the water & the flames floated noisily,there were some white substances he added to the water that fueled the flames. He commanded me to kneel b4 the fire & make my request, "do that quickly b4 the fire burns off", he said.
He shifted backward & made space 4 me to kneel b4 his sacred alter & make my request. I expected his deity to appear b4 the alter like some nollywood film fantacies. But nothing happened. Next i was instructed to go into the bathroom...MORE STORIES AHEAD

THE 4th ALTER
This other alter wasn't like the previous 3 i mentioned b4.It's covered with white cloth so i couldn't make out what it's made of. All i saw were plenty hand-written scripts scattered on top of it which i didnt knw what for.I can still remember the eckankar almanac pasted above the alter with the pictures of eck masters & their names.There must have been some other things that i can't remember. The priest brought the items b4 the alter. He poured the water i brougt into a white basin.I waited 4 him b4 the alter while he went to the kitchen & returned later. He lighted four coloured candles around the alter. He had something like inscence too & the room became stuffy. I'd had a mild asthma attack b4 then but the smoke in the room trigered it. When he noticed how uncomfortable i was breathing he asked what the problem was & i told him...

NKE ANNANG(1):
Adot-usen ekong isigwoto inyion.
IKOMBAKARA:
Lame man wey don sabi the day wey war go fight no dey die 4 dat war.
EXPLANATION:
The lesson of the proverb is that one must always prepare early in other to succeed in whatever thing he wants to do. Don't wait till the die minute when u start rushing,early preparation is the key

Annang mma!
Iya!
Annang mma
Iya!
Annang mmammade-o!
Iyaaaa iyai!
Akpede afo ade ayen annang duk di yak ineme ibanga nke annang ajid. Amaduk adi kom idung nam yak afure owo udiongo. Ami nde ata amanaisong ayen anang,nto Essien Udim. Nyatongo aditop nke annang ajid mmana nkapa se anye agwongo ke iko mbakara.Mbok diana mme ami sia awo annang ade awo uko!

NEW KITCHEN UTENSILS
The priest returned with the many items he bought frm the market.He had a big plastic bag,full & overflown,such that he had to suport with his inside elbow to avoid the items falling off. Many of these were kitchen utensils. What for? He'd got some money to upgrade his kitchen! He bought some coconuts too. The last time i entered his kitchen,there were plenty coconuts,he gave me some.It's that day i understood that the priest feasted with coconut because he's been using coconut water to prepare the purification bath water.After that the fruits were his & that's the fringe benefit of being a priest. The priest set to work once he entered inside the inner room.I could hear the ~thump thump thump ~sound & knew he was breaking the coconuts.After sometimes he called me to come inside.I passed thru the spiritual x-ray room & went inside,there was a short coridoor that led to a secret corner that's at the farthest end of the house.Behold! another altar!...STORY CONTINUES

LikeAking:
Cum complete ur story

I've been busy. I will write when i'm free.

SarutobiEky:
ignore him.

okay

fadilaMaikiriki:
Attached below is a picture of what it looks like;

it is humudus infection (type two).It can destroy ur womb & cause infertility.

fman:
Pervert!!

wow!

Mariam202:
Hello
I need a man who's interested in the friends with benefits sort of relationship.
I'm in my early 20's
Slim, and curvy, etc.

Rules:
MUST be well to do (rich)
MUST be introduced to my family as my boyfriend.
Must not be into Yahoo
Must be mature in thought and actions.
MUST be residing in VI, Lekki, Ikeja or Ajah. Precisely Lagos Islands.
MUST conduct tests before anything.


Hit DM if you meet all the criterias or ready to follow the rules.

i recommend Jesus the Nazarene 4 u,he meets all ur criterias. If u need his phn number say "hi"

There's a popular musician in Akwa Ibom state (Udo Abianga) who told a story of how he picked a woman on the roadside.It was after sharing bed with her that he later realize she was a ghost.I've heard of such stories frm others.My father himself have his own story of encounter with a female ghost. But i hardly believe these weird stories. Has anyone here met such? Tell ur experience. Did u enjoy the ride?

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advocatejare:
Excellent response.

Jesus was explaining hand washing in respect to staying holy and not as related to personal hygiene, that was why the word used is “ κοινοῦντα” koinounta which means defilement.

If op has read from verse 17, he would have understood better:
“Do you not see that whatever goes into the mouth passes into the stomach and is expelled? But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person”

Vs 18-20
But what comes out of the mouth proceeds from the heart, and this defiles a person. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander.

Simply put Mr. op Templee333, the evil that one thinks in his heart are what defiles him and not by eating with unwashed hands. [b]There was nothing in that verse that is hygiene and not for the purpose of being religiously holy

okay

I pity that innocent soul who's become a victim of two people selfish cravings.It could have enjoyed its non-existence but now he has come to suffer under Atiku or Tinubu regime.
A BOMBSHEL FOR THE OP: the girl knew she was pregnant b4 she came to ur house!
LAST LAST,na two of una business be that,i no get hand!

...During the priest absence,i walked around the room aimlessly.When i stood at the veranda of the 3rd floor,I saw the barner of the BCS far away. Rowland was sitting in his throne contentedly with the caption:
"THY THRONE,O GOD,IS FOREVER"
From there he controls the whole universe,he gives command to the stars of heaven,he causes the sun to shine & the rain to fall.He is also the son of God who died 4 the sins of the world. But at that point i looked him as nothing but an impostor! I stood there at the veranda to ponder all i've gone through the past years in the hands of religious hypocrites. It didn't start with the BCS,it started many years ago,when i used to work abt in suit & tie,wearing cover shoes while my little toes rot inside (more on that later). Time was runing very fast as i waited impatiently 4 the priest to return & finish everything so that i can get home in time...

"Have u brought the items that i told u to bring", the priest asked me after the normal greetings. I showed him the water.
"Where are the coconuts & sand?" he asked again. I couldn't remember him telling me to bring coconuts & sand.
"no sir,u didn't mention those ones", i said.
"i mentioned but u've 4gotten.I told u 2 bring 3 heads of coconut,sand frm ur family compound & sand frm the river in which u got this water from", he said again.
I was lost on what to do.My home's very far.But I was relieved when the priest said not to worry, he'll find a way. He asked me to bring the 15k,he counted them & it was complete. I had to wait 4 him because he needed to get some items frm the market.He locked his inner room & went out. I sat restlessly at one of the white chairs.I was alone now & could go to the alter & pull out one of his books & peeped inside its mysterious contents.Just then,a heavy rain started & rained for more than an hour. I didnt knw what to expect once he return...

When i arrived at the temple it was almost 2pm & i wanted ev'rything to finish soon because i had to return the same day. The priest was watching some nollywood movies because i could figure out the voices of some nollyhood actors coming frm inside the room. I relaxed & look around the room to remind myself of somethings that i've 4gotten abt the temple. It was still the same BCS/ECKANKER features. One couldn't understand the actual religion of this priest.He was half christian,half eckist,half brotherhood,half pagan; one cannot just figure out who he was.One moment u'll hear him chant OOO,next moment he will be calling mahanta & later he'll pray in the name of Jesus. U can't tell if he'd belong to some mystic cults.Infact,i've met his type b4,that one was a methodist christian,yet he openly talked abt his dabling in secret society.He could travel to a witchcraft coven & tell you the names of the witches & what they are doing.He could tell the names of ur family members the 1st time he sees u...

PRAYER AT THE RIVER-SIDE
I had to get water frm a river in a village next to mine.The priest had instructed me not to allow anyone see me or ask what i'd use the water for.He further said i should go with a coin (1naira) & throw it inside the water after saying a silent prayer in my heart b4 taking the water. That blessed morning i woke very early & call my brother with whom i planned to accompany me to the river. We got there & everything went well. My 10L of water was ready to be taken to the temple for "purification",as the priest called it. I got the 15k ready & every thing was set. It was early October that i made my 2nd trip to Wind of Change temple Universe. This time i was full of expectations. I'd call him early morning to inform him abt the visit.It was rainy season & the Ik to Odukpani road was a mess. The public bus reached Calabar town in the afternoon even though we took off very early in the morning...LATER

LikeAking:
Write d stories sharp, sharp.

only that i'm always busy as a man.I'll write ASAP