₦airaland Forum

Nyascobar1414:
See Oppression wey op dey chop....
Leave all this gf stuff you no wan hear... What do you guys benefit from em apart from s*x.... Ignore her for as long as you live...
You are a demigod.... You are a man, you cant literally seek any other mortals demand esp. Female...
Go get a life and improve youurself

TheRareGem1:
The guy was just talking trash last night. As long as you are a Nigerian, you are eligible to contest.

kunlesehan:
Yes cos dem dey play BORNley
Lol

NwaAmaikpe:



Not so far from the truth.
I cohabitated with someone's daughter as an undergraduate.
She was God's gift to me to use in rehearsing what married life feels like.

Got her pregnant at least five times and served her as kola to a few of my cousins who came visiting.
She was so virtuous that she'd rather stay awake washing my underwears than reading for her exams.

It was through her that I perfected the skills of female manipulation.

I do miss her. She was such a good girl; but I'm glad that I wasn't the unlucky man she ended up with.
Because till today, she's still believing the Lord for a child.

Guyman02:
Chai, good one.
That year in school my off campus house was almost turned into a brothel, my roommate mum visited us unannounced while my friend was giving it hot to his girlfriend, I told her that my friend went for lectures and would be back soon. I called my friend to alert him that his mum was around and he asked me to deceive her into leaving our door so that the girl can escape.
I tried everything but the woman insisted that she cannot leave the foodstuffs she brought and go anywhere.
Then NEPA took light and my friend called my phone in low whisper 'ol boy heat go kill us for inside this room'.

Finally, it was obvious that Mama was not going anywhere until he "returns" from lecture.
My friend had no choice than to open the door and the girl walked out and Mama saw her and started advising her how boys will ruin her life blablabla.

As for my friend it was the worst day of his life as Mama continued to scold him and accusing me of seeing her son becoming useless and not informing her and how he will impregnate somebody's daughter and expect who to take care of them? I couldn't even defend myself because I felt foolish trying to deceive her into leaving the front door

Supreme145:
It's an insult to compare those movies with 24... please remove 24 there, that movie no be their mate

slawormiir:
[s]Damnnn niggar

Congratulations

But why ya all be asking his source of money

Moda fuckkers everywhere

Why you all ain't asking about his source of poverty when he was damnnn broke[/s]

donziller:
Lucky children, thank God it's happen in enugu if na ogun the headline will be different

Englishisamust:
Omo See dick. This one go shake person womb for bed.

Offpoint1:
Glad Frank is back on the show, he was the reason I watched the show. Nigga can cause heart attack with his "is that your final answer?" tone...

"If you have gone for A, you could have been wrong"
"If you you gone for C, you could have be wrong because...."
"You choose B................... I'm afraid.............. B is the right answer!!!" and the audience roar" this part always got me shaking


Would have love to participate, but I'm too dull... don't even who's the current Nigeria president

Blake755:
Oga I no qoute you biko u comment I comment so no come the bother me
Meanwhile I like ur dp

MyVILLAGEpeople:
What if them come Win World Cup

Blake755:
Abeg make the return we are tired of watching that bb naija wey no get anything good to offer but immoralities

arthurwillia:
Make e no flop like GUS oo

Sleekfingers:
Na buhari say make dey defraud people abi? Nigerians and their lame excuses

slawormiir:
[s]Damnnn niggar
Meaning what

Nonsense

All these rituals you dey hear for TV and news

Which one you don really see with your naked eyes


This is to tell you those stories are fake [/s]

shilenji:
I know,the grace which I'm thankful for. But even the bible says 'be careful and be prayerful'

shilenji:
For my safety, if I meet a girl I like, I stylishly ask to see her ex's pictures, if I perceive any yahoo from the picture like this na to ghost am sharply. I cannot share my destiny with anyone abeg.

CXLVII:
The world is an animal kingdom.

If their are no foolish deers and antelopes, the lion will die of hunger.


If we are all wise, their won’t be hierarchy in life.

Stupid people are like meals to the wise ones

We4all:
Someone should please clarify, did she have all those kids for the guy or he had a partner before her?

Adeyeye09:
Don't say what you do not know.
She was no millionaire when ronaldo met here.
She was working at a Gucci store which Ronaldo frequents when they met.
Her family members recently called her out for abandoning them in poverty when she met Ronaldo.