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afribookorg:
I will neva 4give the goat dat introduced me to bet9ja.

Oh God! Where ave i gone wrong?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Hahha
Pussy ass evangelist of men everywhere

Oh now I know the type of plate he is talking about
He ain't no pussy

This evangelist must be a real niggar

I owe this evangelist a bottle of beer.....only a pussy ass niggar suck the vagina of a woman....inserting my fertile rod into that place sometimes irritates not to talk of niggarrrrs that use thier mouth

Akwaibomdude:
If you try moving away from them(the aunty)and your wife doesn't agree...tell her to go and marry them

Omicron007:
No be small wahala...lol

NwaAmaikpe is my mentor in the literary circle.
Righteousness2 is our Nairaland resident pastor.

As your moniker suggests, these are two personalities from two clans

NwaAmaikpe:




You are a heartless demon.

A woman risks all she has; risking her reputation, spending her emotions, her food, her concern and her attention on you, she shields you at work too and the best you can do to show appreciation is to fake different excuses to avoid bringing some joy into her life.

A woman who is willing to risk her home and who sees the good many single ladies don't see in you is a gem you shouldn't trade for all the preachings in the world.
The sin of shagging her is just as bad as the sin of lying to her.

If you don't want to get emotionally involved with her. Stop eating her food, stop allowing her spend her airtime on you, man up for your errors at work and free her from your manipulations.

May we not see our destiny helpers and let the fetters of morals bind us from attaining life progress through them.

Except you are frigid, impotent or not proud of the demeanour of your manhood, you have no reason to not water the loins of this hornie woman who ticks most of the boxes for you.

Baba lay that woman down, strip her off, spread her legs apart and beat some sense into her coochie; don't stop till it's numb and dry from acute penile torture.
Pound it the same way you'd pound a man who was caught fornicating with another man's wife.

Well, I don't blame you, I blame the married women who don't have eyes to spot who is ready to play ball from him whose balls are unready for play.

Scientists:
Let me advice you.

Find the married woman picture or capture one in your brain. For maximum performance, Replace her body with Alexis Texas body in your memory.

Every morning, go to the bathroom and picture her in ur memory or phone, ejaculate two times with such picture. At office in the afternoon, do same 2 times and at night b4 you pray, do same and then ask God to forgive u.

Do this for as long as possible even if it costs ur life. It is better to die with dic.k in your hand than dic.k in the pvssy, no honor in that.

Dalu

obembet:
One of the most heart broken news I have heard this December,.....Messi leaving Barcelona when they need him most. Very heartless and selfish Drawf

You are so pained and evil.












Bayern beat Barcelona 7-2 when Messi play and Liverpool beat them 4-0, Messi play 90min. Messi and Barcelona has Remain useless since Xavi left and they won't find another one even if they buy entire team. They didn't even have money self. They have use all thier money paid that dwarf since na Only him dey play for Barcelona. Thier debt pass Buhari own.

blamingthedevil:
Beautiful, are you advertising Infinix camera too?

MARKone:
Is it only UK that placed a travel ban on Nigeria? Foolish people, they are crying foul because that is where their principal goes to treat "malaria"

BabbanBura:
Being a day student doesn't preclude him from being part of the crime. Where was he at the exact period rhe crime Happen? He could as well be at home and direct the act remotely, so his call logs and chats need to be reviewed in details before you and your son can be set free as being innocent!

WibusJaga:


We should also consider recalling Okocha & Nwankwo Kanu to strengthen the squad for this AFCON.

God1000:
He should leave Messi alone and head to court if he feels like he's been cheated

Loreettaa:
Saw this on twitter. One mumu was saying a child can't write so articulately like this.

othermen:
The father and mother needed to work very hard to give their boy the best opportunity at life.

The father and mother, because they needed to work hard, thought the boarding school would be good to teach the child some independence, some discipline... and perhaps would afford them time to pursue other things.

The father and mother, found a school. It was a school, only the very rich could afford. The mother hugged her child and left him in the custody of those that promised to keep him safe, and make something better out of him.

The boy returns home, and says he was bullied, some boys, equally of very rich or much richer stock had asked perverted questions from him, teasing him about his sisters genital, tormented him emotionally and roughened him up.

The father and the mother, thoughtful and interested in their child's affair, listened... they reached out to the school, the school promises to investigate... to investigate the sons and grandsons of powerful individuals.

The school called the bullies, inquired from them to hear the bullies deny; the school needed an assurance from the bullies, that such shouldn't occur. The bullies laugh it off. They have seen the worth of lives from their powerful fathers, from their fathers friends, and they know, that their wealth and blood would save them from any noose in the country. The bullies laugh it off.

The father and the mother have to continue to ensure their kids gets a better, and that pursuit was more important to them. It was fine enough, the schools reassurance.

A boy returns to the school, a boy is returned to the den of those who had bullied him.

A boy was found, a boy was bullied, kicked in the head, made to gulp some harmful substances.

A boy, injured, was taken to the sick bay.

The healthcare provider in the sick bay with an indication that the injury was severe, immediately sought to transfer the burden to the parent.

The father and the mother were called, but they were far away, in their pursuit of comfort and security for their child.

Eventually, after days, the boy, weaker, was taken home, and then to the hospital.

A boy, told his parents he was bullied, kicked in the head, he mentions some names.

The school is contacted, a report is made, the school ignores, the school says the boy is unsure and perhaps delirious, that he got the injury from participating in sport (football).

The school stuck to this narration. The name of the school will be in jeopardy if it changes the narration, one of the bullies is perhaps the son of a prominent judge, the school sticks to the narration.

The boy dies.

The school lives on, acting as though nothing occurred. No shared sympathy, no acknowledgment of the parent sorrow, no shifting in their narration, they stuck to an absolute position, that the boy was merely delirious, and it was a tragic occupational sport incident not deserving of the reevaluation of their sports ground, a tragic fatal occupational sport incident not deserving of an half mast flag of the school.

The parent, were they in the school of the masses, could wield their influence and shut such school, but not in Dowen College, the school for the sons of kings and elites.

The parent, runs to the masses away from their co parents in the school who certainly are sad and heartbroken, but they are more interested in the sustaining the reputation of the college and feared greatly, the harm that such a scandal could cause.

The parents, left alone, unsure of what direction to go, runs to the masses... the masses with their loud voices, were saddened for the dead boy... and so, they decided to stand by him, to ensure there is little justice.

The state (government) seeking so much to be popular with the masses, after murdering several of them, about a year ago... listen to the masses.

The government (state) representative is happy for the allowances she shall gets. The school treats her well too, and smile at her.

The bullies are taken to another part of the world, to be shielded.

The bullies are sons of government officials or the fathers of the bullies, are godfathers to government officials (elected and non elected)

The autopsy is done; the report reads that the injury the boy suffered could have been from a kick, and such a kick is common in the sport of football, and that when he fell, it affected him internally and there's a footballer in china who died too from playing football.

The autopsy is done; the masses have moved on to another issue. Dowen college resumes.

The masses pray for the day, they'll be able to afford to send a child to such a renowned school.

The bullies inherits their fathers government position.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
A real niggarrr is smiling right now....

If you are a niggarrrr and you know the reason why this news got me smiling, ecstatically happy or rather elated then you must be a real niggarr

And I bet my balls 90 percent of them baby girls that will sign up are retired olosho them looking for one simp niggarrrr to get down for marriage

So happy....barman give me some bottles....while I switch on my vpn...a day without alcohol is one hell of a wasted day....barman more bottles