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So abokiis don dey mine diccks now??

kennygee:
You love rap music?

yea

kennygee:
I also didn't know we had such big gorillas in Nigeria, there isn't so much awareness and advert about the sanctuary, it is a great tourist attraction from what I see here.

But what is the red thing in the first picture of that monkey abeg?

its carrot, a very healthy carrot

Banana fall on laveda

ofai:
Some e-diots like sarrki and yyeske MXrap will evade this thread. Morons.

even one foo.lish akwa ibom boy like that.

crazysam001:
I deeply apologise for my earlier comment bro, didnt realise you were mentally challenged

ehya, I forgot to laugh

Collins4u1:
Bro you're just an anologue being.. Disgraceful both you and carlcare criminals..

Btw Techno no be phone..

the guy really fall my hands

Wetin concern me with tecno or wizkid? I don dey rock my S6 Edge for almost 2 years now, no issues except for the battery I changed some months ago.

gberra:
Is Clifford orji real?


- IPOBS are fools

like your dad

Alariwo2:
Wetin concern Igbo man family with will..
They will accuse his wife and share the properties for themselves alone.
It's like part of their tradition and has been like that for decades.

Civility is not just their way there.. They are ready to kill whoever gets in their way, the kids inclusive

and you know this because your dad is an igbo man or what?

Nukualofa:
Govern where? He is tending to his cancer ravaged testicles.


Now, don't ever you quote me again because you see everything from a religious prism and tribal sphere. The greatest mistake Seun ever made was giving you this platform to become a mod.


He has called you out severally for your hate speech.



Lest i forget, look for gutter water and bend down to celebrate like your masters up North

don't mind the shameless head slammer

Sall:
Laugh wan kill me here. You guys should have messi on him now .

no, na Neymar we go get on am

crazysam001:
Your Fathers country home

see F laughing at you

jammy1993:
Ans: The country where u are from.

your own olodo no be here

NemzySeries:
......Zimbabwe

hahahahaa You failed my friend

Biodun1929:
Yes...like my mom and all the females in my family. And that would be my future daughter's occupation too.

Okay, I wish all the females in your house best of luck

Biodun1929:
How many do you see on this list? Yea, i respect igbo people for their hardworking nature, but the fact is majority of the girls in brothels are igbo girls. #Fact.

like your mum?

Slayer2:
Good morning to you all nairalanders, it's real early I know, I apologize for bothering you all this time of the day with this but please do not slay and crucify me.

My story

For the past two years now I have been battling with a serious issue, a conflict inside of me, I have been with lots of ladies, (not slay queens) responsible working class ladies and also ladies who are students, all I have been with have shown serious interest with me and have loved me so much.... But..

I am not able to love them back, no matter how beautiful the girl is or well behaved or rich, I just can't seem to love any lady for no reason, once I start dating you, I will be so in love at first and then suddenly I don't feel anything towards the lady anymore.
I am now scared I will die lonely, this is very serious issue with me, I see people in relationship and yet I cannot love, the reason I am even bringing this issue here this morning is that, the current girl I am dating, loves me so much, for no reason I couldn't make love to her, Its been only romance going to two months and she has been asking me what the problem is, if I am scared to be intimate with her, I just don't know how to tell her what's wrong with me because I want to leave the relationship but I feel really bad, trying to revive and figure out what killed the love, I just can't seem to

guys I need help and solution to this problem if any of you can provide me one.

Priority level :critical.

nigga that's a sign that you're gay

Wetin concern me, so far she's giving me punnay, who cares the zone though...

SUPOL:
I am born again n I will make heaven. Police is not all u see on d road.

Lies

optional1:
Nigeria police is your friend so repent now..

ah dey tells you

rosalieene:
Hahahaha

boy: don't worry I won't put it in, I just want to use the tip to rub ur clit, its almost same as the main deal

girl: ok(later)....... ouch, it's painful Na Pls stop it, I don't want to do it yet. you promised to rub just the tip but you are pushing it inside.

boy: am so sorry baby, but baby Pls you know I love you, can't you just do this for me, everyone is doing it, there is no big deal, it's normal.

girl: no please

boy: if you don't want this, then I will leave.

(same day or days later)

girl: oh baby please don't leave me, ok let's do it.

boysmiles), don't worry, you will enjoy it, I promise and you won't regret


Chai girls af suffer...... almost all girls can attest to this.

some become good girl gone bad


lalasti.clala hope you aren't a playboy too

ehya, I can feel your pain. I know how it's like remembering the past.

PUSH1:
Gej messed up our military

why are you lying?? Is it an obsession or a curse??

Ashley86400:
Get those racist chinkos out!

They hate black people and always portray Africa in a bad light in their country.

In their country they deny educated black people jobs and prefer to hire white people from third world European countries just because of their absurd worship for the white skin.

They shout "heiren" when they see black people and openly claim their race is higher than the blacks.

If they even manage to give black people jobs in their country, they'll say it's Obama skin coloured blacks they want.

A Chinese recruiter once told me they didn't like hiring black English teachers because the parents of the students taught the teacher might scare the kids because he is too black. Can you believe that ?

Most of them see black people as lesser humans.

Coming to Africa to finish what the white man didn't.
And we open them with loving arms and shout "sir, sir" when we see them- ready to give them homes, cars and money, but a similar Nigerian with the same qualifications won't be given half of that.
On the road, you see these washed up foreigners conduction road constructions. .for how many years will they keep doing our work for us. .don't we have engineering/ Geography/Geology students ? What do they do after graduating with outstanding degrees? Must they keep working under these same people and calling them "Ogas"?
One step forward, a thousand steps back.

Why was I created on this continent with it's series of ever growing problems and mental backwardness?

as far as I'm concerned, their race is better than ours, but if you feel we're better than them, give me reasons without being insulting

Cute shidren

SalamRushdie:
You seem to know the station personally and I don't but bro I am never emotional when I make a call ...The police did well in trying to verify her story before falling for it

not by locking her up in a cell

brainpulse:
At such an age, you could think of killing another human being is wickedness and callous. The truth is some of these people are worst than the herdsmen we all shout about.

I am just so tired of these set of people wanting to make money at all costs.
No sensible landlord gives them house for rent again in Lagos.

we buy the whole house and chase the landlord away

bedspread:
CAN U IMAGINE THE NONSENSE

bros I weak that day

mikeycharles:
this story is probably fake

what do you know

SalamRushdie:
Impressive policing from the NPF I must say .They must look into every angle just to make sure nobody is playing smart ..The woman left herself open to suspicion the moment she took the child to her church instead of the nearest authorities and from there further took the child to another station outside the jurisdiction she claimed she saw the child ..I must say this is impressive policing and I stand with the Nigerian police on this ..Great call by the police

bros your fall my hand. Read my post above and you'll see that those policemen are useless people