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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 5:35pm On Sep 29, 2014
kr0ne: Elymax said he regretted battling that animal. Imagine where person dey regret battle. But I don't blame the guy. It was all wasted effort
Yea its true...forget it then
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 5:22pm On Sep 29, 2014
iamaromolaeran: stop tagging me boy......

i wouldnt waste my time battling a wack goblin...if i see a verse where he writes as a mature lyricist would then i will call him out...
in my eyes he's a wack puppet.....

my next target here is fyh....he's the most promising...but all these ones are unwashed undies that nobody recognizes grin grin
C'mon stop kiddin...everyone here knows kr0ne is way ahead of you in this game....you can ask around.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 5:12pm On Sep 29, 2014
kr0ne: In less than 30 minutes I can script a rough 10 bars to bury the fagg. Freestyle thingy. But I feel it's just too improper for me to go down with this mugu
Iamaromolaeran...wah do you say,you and krone in a battle...accept or respect him forever!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:58pm On Sep 29, 2014
kr0ne: Only an asswipe would name himself 'sharwama' and I believe that's why Elymax ate u up

I'm only helping tryna bring the woworian out of boredom. It's like everybody is beginning to ignore the fagg
I think both of you should battle each other...dat'll be very interesting cheesy cheesy .....wah do you say?
Rap BattlesRe: * * Deadly Arrows : Geoxpress Vs Captainflash * * by Testerfuze(m): 4:53pm On Sep 29, 2014
Disappointing sad sad sad
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:25pm On Sep 29, 2014
kr0ne: Ksslib, Testerfuze, drag that Iam-a-woworian fagg come here. I'm less busy at work now. Make I yab am small
Jst leave him alone...it ent worth it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 3:48pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ksslib: Ochon why you dey answer the guy. I have never heard phyno say that stuff else I no for use am sef. There was this time Bis used about 3 lines or so I was planning to use. I had to cut out the line from mine.

When I saw it, I was like------- wow, almost word for word. It just goes to show how some people atimes operate thoughts on the same frequency and that, is a basic make up of human genetics which i am glad people with a working brain like you understand. Cant say the same for others. grin

You for no even explain. He knows what hes doing but cant just help the habit. grin

Like a shoe that no longer has a base.... alomo is a lost sole.
You are soo right about dis slib,remember my battle against fyh @ the tourney which elymax gave a verd on??...he accused me of biting/recycling lines and even pointed them out bt the honest truth is I swear to God with my life,I composed those lines str8 4rm my head unknowing someone else has also done something like dat bt wit a different set-up....I was somehow angry but I jst hav 2 keep my calm and what did I do??...I thanked him.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 3:43pm On Sep 29, 2014
Mtcheeeeew!...typical nonsense! >: >:
RomanceRe: Advantages Of Being Funny by Testerfuze(m): 12:04am On Sep 29, 2014
Hmmm...gud 2 knw,tnx op
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Final : Kr0ne Vs Fuckyouhard ~ * * by Testerfuze(m): 11:45pm On Sep 28, 2014
Am nt allowed 2 vote afterall....so I'll jst pass by.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:00pm On Sep 27, 2014
iamaromolaeran: shhhhh

I didn't curse his parents......
he was the one that started with the insults....

like I said before.....

ya'll too emotional and sensitive...... this ain't country music


and yes.....before I started university and A level classes ....I worked for cash...

am an artist. ...a painter......I worked in a gallery in magodo and sold some of my artworks...

I did portraits and basic designing then......and received monthly salary.....
and besides that my mom owns 3 schools and to prove am not some spoilt brat....I have helped her severally without she asking......
I have taught willingly in her schools ....and when she travels.. .I oversee the activities and monitor all the branches

go Google BATSADO ART GALLERY.....
that was where I worked....you Will even see my picture there and a sculptural work I did.... .
and if you wanna see my father ......Google...OBA AROMOLARAN.....

am just a very very very humble person.......I don't know why people talk sshit....

anyway I don't give a dammn
Story for the gods
Rap BattlesRe: Danger Zone Tourney......finals!!! Xpecial007 Vs Leomi by Testerfuze(m): 5:52pm On Sep 27, 2014
XPECIAL007: .....
We all were once kid and some are still kid's diq...? I call you out lets battle here "for the love of hip-hop" via NL u game or u chicken out....huh
No tnx,I chicken out cheesy I dnt wanna be arrested 4 child abuse grin grin ;F
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2014
iamaromolaeran: this is story for the gods oga Ade

no time to read your novel... .Dan brown
and in real life when I talk your parents Will stay mute....

cos the money I spend on my girlfriend in a month can feed your generations.......
church mice...keep squealing.... and maybe the left over communion will be given you.............

illiteracy is a disease for real....go check British and American dictionary for the pronunciation..........

Ibadan man like you dey form nigga......over shaking my head......call that osmh..lmfao
Dis statement jst shows how stupid you are by attacking slibs parent,the youngman didn't even mention your parent or did he?...hw much do you hav dah you're braggin or did you work 4 dat money urself??...capital NO so jst watch ur mouth when talkin so as not 2 cross a line you shouldn't cross
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:38pm On Sep 26, 2014
iamaromolaeran: lol
Dnt be too hapi...jst stop messin wit ma nigga,ksslib aiight?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:25am On Sep 26, 2014
Ksslib: Trust me, no be insult. I guess its the bitter truth. Those days when we were in secondary school I had some of them as classmates. Very urggggh set of people.

Trust me bro, I can sense/smell them. Even online. smiley
Lol...you can smell dem like a shark can smell blood 4rm miles away abi?? cheesy cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:24am On Sep 26, 2014
Lagunna: well i guess the guy is just seeking recognition...
Seems so to me too
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:20am On Sep 26, 2014
Heywhizzy: U try pushing me off a CLIFF buh I'll neverland in pain/buh I'll leave u AT SEA lyk netherland to spain/criously,omo,I dey para gan/I came with a gun witout no bullets buh my flows dey empower gun/my target wld b ur arms so I gat all ur writing power gone/ahbi na best rapper una dey fynd,I'm d paragon/odaz claim to be d best buh dey get defeated by dis newbie,what a paradox/my reign on NL is getting anticipated lyk detox/when playing wit me learn to always wear a plastic box/if nt,I'll leave u castrated nd render u useful again as a farm ox/I'm d cat whisker nd there is no p-us-s_y I cnt put my dick in/if I may whisper to u,including d wife of ur deacon/if u wanna TEST ur skill I'm d ACCURATE test buh I dnt pity(PT)/my flows dey quake heart(earth) lyk what happened to Haiti/u must be luking for ur destiny,sorry,I'm standing on it/u wan vex show me ur tru color buh I knw it,it's d color of d hornet/u're xo black nd yellow,I'm mre colourful dan joseph's coat/dnt try to diss me cos by so doing u wld b cutting ur own throat/aint in ilorin buh it's obvious am best by far/ I aint a saint..so I b giving niggaz less sins(lessons)/a round of applause for dis hakan dat shows no mercy(MESSI)/anyhow sha,if u dnt,he'll stil get support frm dose wu believe he didn't blather(BLATTER)/
Nyc write-up,funny too.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:58am On Sep 26, 2014
Lagunna: Buhahaha.. grin
I agree with u though..It has a lot to do with the accent..
http://www.macmillandictionary.com/pronunciation/british/newton

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/pronounce/american_english/newton
Tel dat 2 iam and he'll argue you forge dat dictionary urself,I dnt knw wats wrong wit the guy jarey...he started dis whole baseless acquisation stuffs wit elymaxiimus
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:23am On Sep 26, 2014
Ksslib: It has alot to do with the accent. Many Nigerian gurus in physics have/are still pronouncing it that way and no one laughs at them. I do watch lots of physics documentaries, and even scientists who are not of UK origin/didnt grow up there pronounce it slightly diff from the way the Brits do. Even the US pronounciation has a slight variation from the british. I am not studying English plus even those who do wont look it as that much big of deal when a core Nigerian pronounces it.

Besides, for you to quote someone who said Cool and type Smh based on a pronouncaition(newton) which varies slightly across tongues just goes to show how much of an attention seeking pathetic frustrated being you are. Dude, you really have serious psychological issues that need serious attention. The earlier you realize no one is competing with you, the better. I bet if there was a way we could give life to your reflection, you'll fight yourself to prove who's better.

You're the type who ll blame his being Dull as a result of his ma's Ni.PPles not being Sharp enough when he sucked em 19years ago. The type who'l argue his mum gat no P.U$.$.Y cos he didnt see no whiskers sorrounding her C..U.N...t. Making arguments out of nothing. What next? Its only a matter of time before you accuse this emoticon grin for not laughing well? huh Dude, your are messed up upstairs.

I know your type dude. You're losers in real life. You use the internet as psychological boost to compete with every gaddamn thing others do, just to make-up for what you are not/can never be in real life. The internet is like another world your type try to desperately prove a point on, even if it means being pathetic just like your case.

I wont insult you. I'm bigger than that.
And the illiterate part, know this. The only way you can come close to how intelligent i am, is only if we use the same Smartphone.

And never you ever quote me again.. ***spit on your fffucking face**
Ksslib..you said you won't insult him buh dis looks 2 me like a serious bashing naw cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:20am On Sep 26, 2014
iamaromolaeran: post here...I bet she don't want it exposed Cos she probably got yellow teeth and tribal marks...

all I need do is invite some really doppe femceees from Facebook to come join naira land... .
and teddybiatch will be history.... . .....
.for one she has recycled my puns twice. immediately I dropped it here... she used for her two brawls..
I don't know why you guys are so compassionate and soft towards this ppussy. .

she's probably a 12 year old that uses her mom's phone to surf the net. .....she may not even have bboobs yet or a big asss ....just a flat pan cake that a sumo wrestler has sat on....
Jeessuus!...guy hav mercy on the innocent girl naw...Rotflmao!
Rap BattlesRe: Danger Zone Tourney......finals!!! Xpecial007 Vs Leomi by Testerfuze(m): 10:23pm On Sep 25, 2014
XPECIAL007: Tester-fuze me keh? Pained by wat.? ...is it not same u dat FYH BODY BAGGED.? LMAO......@LEOMI U WIN? DAT SHUD BE AFTER 6IX MONTH breast feeding ish.....
@captain and geo.....Thumb's-UP....
ALSO WELLDONE TESTERFUZE U SEE AM A FREE MAN
Lmfao...see who's tryin 2 mock me wit d fyh battle,can you even battle geo?...talkless of fyh,Lmao,smh 4 this 2go kids them
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:47pm On Sep 25, 2014
iamaromolaeran: mikuz

I hope you haven't forgotten cos I haven't seen the thread yet
He said after the tourney
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:13pm On Sep 24, 2014
sconp: if fyh is given time to prepare he can nail elymax or they would probably have a tie
From the look of things and 2 me oo...fyh is better than elymax
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:58pm On Sep 24, 2014
sconp: thats the fun, but it would be sweeter if she flogs ely but seriously I would love to see Ely battle again, probably against coogar or krone or fyh or even kim.


ksslib abeg you don craze, chai guy u don good o, felt ur brawl against fyh especially that closer, and then the force equation.



Fyh u na don o, ur punchlines dey sweet me abeg. E.g Watch how I mishandle tester like a fake technician, i will send the streets into darkness by the time I blow the fuse.

Abeg una too much.
Elymax versus cooger is probably a suicide mission,even against kim sef....he still might try against kr0ne sha,bt he can actually flog fph...I think.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:51pm On Sep 24, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: it seems she has a ghost-writer that is giving her courage... cool
Or maybe she's actually equal 2 the task...you neva can tell oo
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 6:50pm On Sep 24, 2014
obainojazz: nice rhymes you got/but you were afraid taking her shots
...I expected fists on her jaws/bullets shattering her skull/...den be d phucking devil to take her to hell....and lock behind d door/
Text ain't about how well you spit/but how sick/you script/...to let dem niggs see/dat u got d heart to kill/.....

your self will/ and strong zeal/to exceed/ will be ya guidance to escape defeat.
.......text is like kung fu/....u need no muscle or guns too/...throw dem kicks and punch too/..show dem why dey dumb fools.../and u born to rule/

.....sh.!t.....just read what I wtote /seem like some phucking big joke.../...well there re diseases in town....laughter d antitode../guess I gotta close
Mehn dis guy's fv.ckin gud!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:41pm On Sep 24, 2014
teddybiyasi: elymax accept my c'o

it's high time I repeat what was done to you in the book of acts
Dis teddy of a girl sha grin grin...if ely cum go wipe you nko?
Rap BattlesRe: Danger Zone Tourney......finals!!! Xpecial007 Vs Leomi by Testerfuze(m): 6:25pm On Sep 24, 2014
captainflash: hmmm. .dnt kill the playboy for me pls. .
And who's the playboy??....geohuh
Rap BattlesRe: Danger Zone Tourney......finals!!! Xpecial007 Vs Leomi by Testerfuze(m): 7:47am On Sep 24, 2014
XPECIAL007: ....
Pls if u dont have d luxury of time to break down ur verd den sir shOve it down ur ass remeber this is dah final show ..u diq.?...... Host Lapoga Tag juj's in here and let d verd's roll.....#peace#
You sound pained hence the reason you decided 2 take shots @ me.....*smh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:22pm On Sep 23, 2014
Wtf is goin on herehuh
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:33pm On Sep 22, 2014
devilmaycry: PEN CHECK!!! . . . Alrite...lemme tel u dis li2 story / its abt my king ur king..d one and only / who came to die for our sins...peter and paul knew dis "testimony" ... .............................fliping tru d pages..a king was born to us / herod had his evil plans...yet it neva worked / claim he did dis and did dah he should b named failure / was jealous /dey say "cut ur cloth to ur size"..his was xtra large...seems he had no tailor. ... .............................12yrs later little Jesus went missing...dissaray like events of bomb blast / yawa don gas / buh was found teaching scholars / if it were a uni...he will b on 5point while we"ll b wishing 3rd class. .............................he was 30yrs old wen he started his minis3 / like was written in d old book..a prophecy / preached d gospel to d jews and even d pharisees / was neva see abroad..yet he "walked on water" so he went oversees / his blood covers me / dahs why any weapon "fashioned" against me is rendered counterfeit. .. ...........................made for himself twelve disciples...for d good news / jst like in d old books / one whose gon cum and we"ll hold onto / had men like peter and even matthew !!!!! .. ............................teaching in proverbs and parables / healed d sick and disables / even miracles on sabbath day / to shw its tru I'm and no other way !.... . .........................the scribes and pharisees neva liked dis / had evil plans jst like herod had his / but u and I knw dey cn neva succeed / yet he had to b killed so d scriptures will b fulfilled... .......................... .he was in d garden wen d made der move / hw pitiful judas was whom d used / wit 30pieces. Of silver wich he refused / buh d deed is don...betrayed wit a kiss / couldn't take it...guess dahs y he hanged imself on a tree.. . ..............................they charged him for been king of d jews / took him to pilate whom d tot dey could use / prefered barabas to him...wah more can he do / its true dahs he who finds a wife findeth a good tin / cos it was he's wife hu advised him to see d truth within / so he washed his hands like it was an ebola scene / wish our government and politicians can act like dis / gud sense of judgement and reasonsing / buh dey are so blinded with money even wit gudluck dey can neva b like him. . ..........................so they made for him a crown of thorns / mocked him as king like it was a "game of thrones" / wasn't long b4 he was nailed on d cross wit 2 tifs / and lauged upon with critics / speared to d sides...dos soldiers should b burnt to pieces / gave up his ghost.yet d neva understood it / like dey were neva gud in physics / I mean do d maths / d temple cutton was torn into half / cloud became dark / and d earth shook in parts....aint dis enough evidence to show it was d messiah who died huh? Huh !!! . Fuc.k it. Devil may cry. Buh who cares
I so much like dis story line cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:27pm On Sep 22, 2014
yeyenatu: Sup bïtches!!!!!

Miss me?!! grin coogar!!! You left yiansh there!!!
Ksslib!
Kr0ne
Elymax
Elvison
Wrongturn
Ckushy...he don die or wetin?
Airmark... him matter no b now!



YeaYeaNot
You!!....whr hav you been,its been ages oo cheesy

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