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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:40am On Aug 30, 2014
Lagunna: GOING DOWN TONIGHT:::::::

[img]http://gifmaker.me/files/download/home/20140829/18/cJW3i30SnexhiqDAeMaLME/output_81UdG1.gif[/img]

https://www.nairaland.com/1874693/damnation-alley-end-world-ibime


DON'T MISS IT..
If I was a gal ehn?..I'll rather miss my period than 2 miss this battle
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:45pm On Aug 29, 2014
Geoxpress: Tester he's here now....why not ask him if he's d0pe or not! Lwkmd
The bros claims 2 have beat me 3 times grin
Maybe when flow 4 rank opens we'll get 2 flow berra and I'll judge him by that.



#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Testerfuze(m): 10:31pm On Aug 29, 2014
I'm game!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:22pm On Aug 29, 2014
ashhascash: Nigga am aint frm 2go, school resumes #Oau, am bak to ma books, back to Medical school.
Oohh,ok...sorry bout dat,best of luck in your studies man!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:47pm On Aug 29, 2014
Geoxpress: Lwkmd! This 1 just dey c/o peeps wey no be him mate!

Dude u are a 2go based, u haven't even reached the level of fb battlers!
So y not take time, nd get hw this thing is being done!

No hating nig, I'm just saying...peace!

Geoxpress!
Are you sure abt this??...I think the quy is quite d0pe evn tho am yet 2 see any of his verse b4.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:13pm On Aug 29, 2014
captainflash: since ksslip z n0t ready,testerfuze i would lyk to have a brawl with u..mayb next week.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:11pm On Aug 29, 2014
captainflash: since ksslip z n0t ready,testerfuze i would lyk to have a brawl with u..mayb next week.
Am a battle realistic mc and to chicken out is a no-no...nxt week then,remember 2 remind me tho
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:55pm On Aug 29, 2014
yeyenatu: Wait oooo... what happened to those newbies of about two weeks ago? Wia dem go na? Buhahahahaha... sumtin dey smell oooo!!!



FFR should be opened na!!! Haba!!!


YeaYeaNot
Dose 2go kids bah?? The likes of ashhascash and co. I think they found out dat dis place is jst too bigger than them and besides this place is not a good platform 4 newbies jarey 4 example,didn't you see how the battle between me and ksslib was treated like trash?? Is dat encouragin @ allhuh Ofcus not!!
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Textcee Interview With Coogar. by Testerfuze(m): 4:48pm On Aug 29, 2014
King IBIME should be the next oo....infact he's already the one sef,so every one should be ready for ibime come next week.
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Textcee Interview With Coogar. by Testerfuze(m): 4:42pm On Aug 29, 2014
yeyenatu: Next? I think kr0ne or Limerick sa.
If not...then mister pûssy bringer... grin


YeaYeaNot
And if I may ask...who is the pussy bringerhuh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 12:10pm On Aug 29, 2014
Heywhizzy: niqqa..I aint running..afta losin to ksslib..u tink u'll get a cheap compensation..buhaha..bhak to d mata..when?
Wheneva you so wish,I'll say sumtyms nxt week cus alotta battle have been sheduled 4 dis week already.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:24pm On Aug 28, 2014
Whr dis heywhizzy of a guyhuh We must hav our battle oo or like fuckyouhard once said "battle me or worship me" grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: /**/Clash-Of-The-Knights /**/- ~Elymaxiimus Vs Fuckyouhard~ by Testerfuze(m): 9:45pm On Aug 28, 2014
Opener-fyh

Rhymes-fyh (altho ely tried as well)

Similes/metas- elymax (twas d0pe mehn)

Punchlines- fyh surely got dis

Personal- elymax

Wordsplay- fyh

Flow- fyh

Closer-elymax

MVGT: fuckyouhard

Both mc's did well,never knew elymax was dis gud but fuckyouhard was jst 2 much 2 take-on
Rap BattlesRe: Total Slaughter2: Testerfuze Vs Ksslib by Testerfuze(m): 12:20pm On Aug 28, 2014
Ksslib: Thanks all. One can only get better.

T.fuze, some other time maybe..

##peace#
No shit bro,nice havin you around...kip the dice rollin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:47am On Aug 28, 2014
Iceskidd: FFR don worse pass chat room. Mikuz abeg start banning folks that chats all night long on Ffr
Ahn ahn...dat'll be too harsh naw
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:43am On Aug 28, 2014
Elymax...wah you suggestin I do abt the "heavy punch" part then?
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 1:20pm On Aug 27, 2014
Wrongturn: Lol! But I've not seen any of them drop a verse on here for once. But I may reconsider battling u if u want. Just know I won't go hard on u wink
Try youngdanaval...seems the guy is gud.
@fuckyouhard,he be like say ur pr!ck dey scratch you abi this wan wey you shaa wan crush yeyenatu wit ur "tower of babel" grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 11:36am On Aug 27, 2014
fuckyouhard: i don't fight gals, i fork them cool and if wanna go that way at all i'd do vickybash cos i smell manliness beneath that skirt she's usin as cover up.

i have a bright idea, tho! let's do a 3-way battle, me, teddymiyaki and yeyenatu ....it's a 3 - way fight but sounds like an 0rgy to me though tongue
Dis fvckyouhard na mad goat...ah swear grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Total Slaughter2: Testerfuze Vs Ksslib by Testerfuze(m): 12:53am On Aug 27, 2014
iamaromolaeran: testerguse bit mtn's lines....if advise is welcome black black bla
Guy try smarten up naw,the line ent mine fine!! Jst got the message while writin my verse and I decided 2 use it in another way not dat I recycled anyone else line or did I??..tnx 4 droppin by anyway,hav a gud nyt rest
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: MK Dons Vs Manchester United: Capital One Cup (4 - 0) On 26th August 2014 by Testerfuze(m): 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2014
What will louis van damme say abt dis calamitious display ehn!! grin grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 9:47pm On Aug 26, 2014
mikuz: So you like the way I wasted my time creating that Iam Vs Vickybash thread abi?

Did I say I ll never pop the thread? Once they alert me concerning the readiness of their verses, I ll create the said thread, why is this simple instruction too difficult to follow?

Sometimes we make things too difficult for ourselves. If I go pop thread now and lets say I ban one of them for doing a 'Vickybash' afterwards, una go start to claim say Mik is a wicked mod who keeps banning people anyway, while forgeting say vickybashing attracts a ban!

Na because of you and Guykhena I change my mind for this admin job, why you come dey yarn like this na?
A no-show won't be called a no-show anymore rather it'll be called a "vickybashing". grin grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2014
Were through with it oo@ guykhena...can you pls help us post the link to flow for rank and tag voters pls
Rap BattlesRe: Total Slaughter2: Testerfuze Vs Ksslib by Testerfuze(m): 9:06pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ksslib's obituary

Money Motivated Many Mealy Mouthed Mothas Mufti Muggers Machete Metarmophorical Musical Marred Massacres

Advice is a stranger,if welcomed,cool..if not,it leaves the same day/ksslib the dog is in my lion's den nt welcome and I swear he won't leave the same way/

He made a big mistake yesterday when he called me 2 a rap brawl/
small baby wey neva grow teeth,a kid in a wrapped shawl/
its damn sure...the kid won't have 2 wait long as I'll break his bones and burst his blood vessels to rupture/

Battling me is a dangerous game...cus death is my only play/
I bring hell down right to earth,my hard-way's the only way/

Its time I kill him in a Rap battle/
With a base-ball bat...I'll bat you/
The lazy mallam couldn't bear even his own mantle/
I mean..wats an Aboki like him doing with a pen when his best place is out there on the field with the cattles

So I stack-up 2 my killin on a full-moon platoon/the blue clue cartoon.../will be swept,mopped and dusted off the earth through fuze vacuum/


I'mma versatile mc cus I mouthbend/testerfuze the tout-guest/...delivers the illest lyrics 4rm the southwest/


He'll try 2 bring the test-a-fuse punch/
every battler against me chew dat line like lunch/
So I'm inclined 2 believe gals who claim so much/...dat all guys are the same,and ksslib's on the side of the horrible bunch/

His lines??..lame/you lack the wit to make it in rap game/
And if this b!tch thinks he's ready 4 life on the mainstream...then I'll kill him in his dream and make "K" sleep(kslibb) like his last name


Tied up his two hands/
The nigga off-balance/i'll knock him off his stance/
So when I say my victory against K is "2-sure"
,I'm not talkin Baba-ijebu lottery chance/

Am a battle realistic mc,to chicken out is a no-no/no joke....as I'll aggresively take out his ribs with my low-blows/
The crew'll beg on behalf of this homo/tellin me 2 "hold-up" lyk lagos traffic jam and go-slow


When asked of those who regretted ur existence,it no suprise to see ur papa queue/even suggested you be made a barbaque/
You'll never be an elite...impossible like seeing a totally bald man on a barber queue


#Rapberry
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:17pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ksslib: I'l post myself.. sending to him is just to avoid a no show..

Your choice.. Deadline is 9pm right?
Fine,I'll post myself then...9pm on dot plsssss no Bleep-ups
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:04pm On Aug 26, 2014
Guykhena...you got my verse??
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 8:03pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ksslib: no p!
Are we still postin it ourselves or Guykhena should post it for us
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:32pm On Aug 26, 2014
Ksslib: sent. Let me know when you see it..

Testerfuze, this was your idea, so send to him too. smiley

i thought you would have already sent to him by now sef..
I will!!...jst wait a minute
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 9:24am On Aug 26, 2014
Elymax and fuckyouhard,you guys fvcked up big time....what kept you 4rm droppin yo verses yesternight
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:15pm On Aug 25, 2014
Ksslib: No probs .. But we still send to Guykhena so he can post on our behalf in the wake of unforseen circumstances.
Tell him 2 post the links 2 the e-mail were sending it to.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2014
Ksslib: I'm not being salty. Its just that natural feeling we humans get when we sacrifice something for another that doesnt work out. In this case, our match i missed.

If they both made a prior agreement to battle this night,then my bad then.

****
Drop ur email.. I will send you my verse.. Testerfuze will do same but i'll post mine myself cos my phne's note pad is not as spacious as NL, i will like to arrange it well.

If i dont post, then you post mine yourself...
Maybe we shud both post it ourselves then....with me goin first right??
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:18pm On Aug 25, 2014
Lagunna: done... deadline is 9pm tomorrow...
Whr's the fancy image I requested for
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 9:15pm On Aug 25, 2014
Ksslib: After we come to an agreement, you'll post first cos you challenged me.. smiley
I say we send it to Guykhena to post it on our behalf...it'll be cool that way

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