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Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by Testerfuze(m): 7:11pm On Sep 12, 2014
JigsawKillah: mygt: fyh
You're nt allowed 2 vote pls
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 7:05pm On Sep 12, 2014
ELYMAXiimus: bro chill! So you did'nt know?
Well it happens like that at times. Coincidence do happen!

That giroud has been played by mikuz!

I loved that frank idoho bar too but it's generic! iamaromolaeran(king of recyclers) too has done something like that here!

I'll assume you didnt know, so it was just something generic:.. I'll look for the ones i've seen before nd try to post the links when i'm chanced!

But seriously, i enjoyed your verse, especially that frank edoho line. i've seen something like it before but i just luved how you did yours! Lol! if not that generic bars are like taboos in this sh1t, i would hav given you the W

Fph won by a slim margin tho!
Ok tnx bro...i tink i'll jst kip learning and observing,tnx 4 the correction tho.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 2:09pm On Sep 12, 2014
@Elymaxiimus....pls point to the bitten or recycled lines. Tnx
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Quarter Finals : Fuckyouhard Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by Testerfuze(m):
His real name is jason.
John mcclane is the main actor of the movie die-hard.

The revelation: Moment of Truth

I'll be causing hazard wit my oscar winnin battalion/ tha mic stallion/...ever ready 2 roc and roll carols like saint mount zion/....and as we ride on/the revelation will unfold itself between this timid cat and testerfuze the ragin lion/

Its time dis fuckyouhard...ret.ard/gets f.vcked real hard/he'll be disgraced and beaten 2 coma by "T" till he gets body-bagged/the sorry dad/ will be burned 2 ashes when I spat lyrical grenades like niggas 4rm baghdad/

He'll be slayed 4 the sport/...niggas who kill jst 4 the fun/now the gun's in my cot/arsenally made,if this gee-rude 2 his monsseiur he'll shot right on the spot/(giroud)

Takin this slave on a trip 2 hell

Toy soldier messin wit a spartan/relax on a horse,my whips playin tiki-taka/foot-pushin forward the mad-man/my pose will be likened 2 an old-style,the "kick and follow" like chelsea's old playin pattern/

And dis frank edoho?

He'll try 2 "phone his friend" among the "audience" 2 help save him outta his mystery/buh he forgot,his chances of surviving is no even upto "50/50".... and they aint no chance I'm letting him "walk-away" alive to tell the history/

Ah "mcclane" him 2 "die-hard" off the rap thread/at the sight of my footstep/...I'm sure he'll drop dead/he no suppose exist sef....wats the purpose of his existence/if he claims 2 be the bomb me be boko,I'll hav you prepped,charge and be blasted/

I'm uppin the chain

And dis specie/...will get blown wit ease/
His niche/....in the habitat will be threatened when I make death increase/the pest released/....but he's best deceased/cus after killin the jay son, I'll still urinate on his corpse so his wretched soul cud rest in PISS/(jason)

I'm an alien wit zero tolerance 4 failure cus I'm no sh.!t/...ignite dragon-like fire 2 blow heat/to ur clique and whoever dat you roll with/i'll disband and split ur joints apart like members of the MO-HIT

The mad clown/....had just been beaten by tester hands down/so when the verds count/fyh "ll be fv.cked hard after-all life is a b!tch and jason berra be pullin his pants down/

This nigga....from denver/
Will never....be clever/
Or better....than tester/
He's livin on past glories,now unconsistent and and unstable...chronicle of a baller 2 NEPA/while am being appreciated,he kept depreciatin comparison between tester and fuckyouhard now is like a dollar to CEFA/

#Rapberry
SportsRe: Nairaland 2014 Wrestling Championship Quater Final. by Testerfuze(m): 3:52am On Sep 12, 2014
Rotflmao....dis is so funny mehn! grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 12:13am On Sep 11, 2014
LooNat11kk: -Ok , I'm Done With This Section.

Mik i withdraw from the lord of the rings shyt.

This is my last post on here.
You dnt hav 2 do dis loona.... Seriously!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 12:02am On Sep 11, 2014
Geoxpress: I wish I was still in the tourney cry
Its a normal thing 2 wish bro cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 3:45pm On Sep 09, 2014
gottoboy: pray fervently
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:52pm On Sep 08, 2014
First limerick and now fuckyouhardhuh....May God see me thru
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 1200 Terrorists Killed In Bama As GEJ Declares Full-scale War by Testerfuze(m): 8:18pm On Sep 06, 2014
Dats it!!...kill dem all, Leave no prisoners!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 6:24pm On Sep 06, 2014
Guykhena: smh @gottoboy..
More than 2hrs after deadline and nothing yet....

Everyone complaining about faulty phones...
We all knw dats a big fat lie...they jst wanna hav an heads-up abt the opponents verse first so as 2 knw wat 2 write....shout-out 2 all the courageous dudes in the building jarey....the likes of krone,heywhizzy,ksslib,warriblood,iceskidd,geoxpress,fuckyouhard,jigsawkillah....and 2 those who posted late or pulled a no-show?....smh 4 you guys
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:54pm On Sep 06, 2014
fuckyouhard: ppl can be funny. lunatic used recycled and incomplete lines against whizzy and they're votin for him? smh! if he's not serious with the tourney why not opt out like kim did
I tot as much....actions like this could actually make the tourney borin which is the last thing we really need right now
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:28am On Sep 06, 2014
Geoxpress: Testerfuze, lol Limerick dash u win grin
I wouldn't say dat...miss fortune might be afraid of losing 2 a newbie cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:17pm On Sep 05, 2014
kr0ne: Come o, Tester, you seriously went deep on this guy's personals o, even to his school levels. So Limerick's real name is Fortune grin
He's nw a miss....call him miss fortune(misfortune) henceforth
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:03pm On Sep 05, 2014
Once again whr is miss fortune oo....aka limerick! And evn the rest battlers sef
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 7:39pm On Sep 05, 2014
yeyenatu: Ksslib: I'm 'pompoming' for your guys!!! Testerfuze?!! grin shocked grin grin chai!!! Chop knuckle!!!! grin.


YeaYeaNot
Wagbayi....orie wanbe!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Meet Dreadnoughtus, Perhaps The Biggest Creature To Ever Walk The Planet. by Testerfuze(m): 6:23pm On Sep 05, 2014
Ceasar1: You know the saying...
Correct Pictures or I don't believe this s**t.
Picture of you in childbirth or idonbelieve you ever existed!
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Testerfuze(m): 6:11pm On Sep 05, 2014
coogar: mikuz is a criminal!

winner to be decided after 3 votes? what kinda ridiculous rule is this? so what happens if any of mik's lapdogs are lying in wait for the verses to be dropped & 3 of them vote mikuz?
Wise words...I've been thinkin abt it as much,wat if we hav 3 novice comin 2 vote 4 the wrong verse becus dey can't dig or decipher the opponent's verse,it ok anyway,I have nuffin 2 lose
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 5:24pm On Sep 05, 2014
Lagunna: damnnnn.. tester shocked shocked shocked

no be u battle ksslib the other day...u don improve o.. wow..
Yea its still me cheesy tnx pal
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 4:46pm On Sep 05, 2014
Whr the rest @ naw!
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Limerick Vs Testerfuze ~ * * by Testerfuze(m): 4:31pm On Sep 05, 2014
Limerick's real name is fortune
He's an edo boy bt did his education in lag @ silver spring school lagos
He's currently a member of a broke record label named the "yungrhino skg" jst abt 2 weeks ago,limerick was indeed showin the world he's a broke nigga by beggin his fb friends if they could help him raise 3k
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=629627997152584&id=100003161694763&refid=17&_ft_=app_id.2915120374

FORTUNE OSHIOKE's DEATH PENALTY,legoo...

A season to rip limbs with fuze bars,the dawn of tester's harvest/...on fire,my harsh coal never "left" told you I'll be "right-back" like dani alves/.....if this pikin talk say hin mama no go rest/,he wouldn't only be spanked 2 bed buh battered hard till I leave his body Lifeless!!/

Self acclaim militant,you nt a soldier...all I see is a civil within/ I'll make limerick shits his pants out when I unleash the evil in me/

He'll be a b!tch soon when I change his first initial...yeah I mean the "mister"/it won't only be a "miss" when I duck his punch and run the broda thru the face 2 see stars(sisters)/

I'm attacking ur vein wit techs...shots in text/couldn't save his sorry ass even when he's gat a petr 2 check/

Dis ballin novice??...its time I show him the real game/headbutt him like a danish bull,he wouldn't only see stars..I'll make the ugly matterazi see dane(zidane)/

Lime must bow 2 the king/or he'll get slayed in a sling/battle of mings/....world in my palm,king of the mic, as I'll demonstrate my supremacy to this frodo that am the lord of the rings/

Highly rated by cooger/the over-hyped hippo got thump on Fb by loona(loonat11k)/he's a battered ram,type 2 be berbequed as suya/cus no doubt...his tiny punch can't match with tester's mighty palm of budha/

Nowadays I watch who I grind with/i smack bitchs.../definition of a real nigga who's allergic 2 fake t!ts and whack bars like Limerick/

Fortune.../aka limerick can't evn mix four tunes/2geda on a hot tune/now you see am right he's a b!tch....he shud be called miss fortune (misfortune)

Testerfuze the serial hitter/...y'all better shiver/when I attack wit gats and finger trigger/till niggas bitter/limerick is a b!tch a-ss sickler/and if she boast hip-hop lyricism?...then I simply kukuma killed her.

#Rapberry

Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 3:50pm On Sep 05, 2014
Whr limerick @...we abt 2 drop oo
Drop and I'll follow suit
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:07am On Sep 05, 2014
Whr's lagunna 2 hype dis tourney with his fancy bannershuh cheesy 2day's the D-day
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 11:47pm On Sep 04, 2014
Lagunna abeg help hype our matches 4 tourney with ur tin...jhoor ah beg
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Testerfuze(m): 9:58pm On Sep 04, 2014
Mikuz,how is the battle gonna go,will I post myself or send it 2 you via email??
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 2:26pm On Sep 03, 2014
Djicemob: Take the guy serious at ur own risk.He is simply a kid who can't analyse a rap verse.He lacks knowledge to give a verdict.
Jst bcus he made a mistake and corrected it doesn't make him a kid,everyone's prone 2 makin mistakes...the only mistake iamaromolaeran made in d first place was 2 vote without reading carefully,dats the only mistake I saw he made
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ^ ^ Lord Of The Rings Tournament : Sign Up Thread ^ ^ * * * by Testerfuze(m): 2:09pm On Sep 03, 2014
Ksslib: grin
Laughing? Buh elymax is right..U̶̲̥̅̊'ve got wat it takes 2 whoop mikuz and surprise everyone
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Brutal Clash III { Season 2 } : Ibime Vs U3 ~ * * by Testerfuze(m):
Dis ba2 looks more like a tie 2 me buh here's my verd anyway


Opener - Ibime

Rhymes - Ibime

Metaphors -Ibime (this shoulda been a tie bt 4 sum reasons especially Ibime's readabilty factor and u3's lines were too complex)

Punchlines - U3 (thr's no doubt abt this)

Personals - U3

Flow - Ibime

Wordsplay - Ibime (both had gud WPs tho)

Closer - U3

MVGT : IBIME
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:17pm On Sep 02, 2014
captainflash: mikus plss create a thread for flash vs fuze, we'gona dr0p 2nyt...
Mikuz has said no battle will hold until after the tourney..so you'll hav 2 wait
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Testerfuze(m): 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2014
Iceskidd: Testerfuze. I taught u were in the tourney? And you're stil havin normal battles?
Yeah dude I dnt even knw wat 2 do,am almost through wit limerick's verse and maybe I can battle dis captain later within a flash!...I just dnt wanna dissapoint him buh the tourney's the number one priority.
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by Testerfuze(m): 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2014

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