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"Ever wonder why Jesus never married? The Bible doesn't say 'He stayed single because…' but the reasons fit His mission perfectly.

First, His entire life was laser-focused on saving humanity—teaching, healing, dying on the cross. Marriage would’ve divided His attention and left a widow or kids behind after His death.

Second, He called the Church His Bride—the eternal, spiritual marriage to all believers. An earthly wife would’ve confused that picture.

Third, like Paul later taught, singleness lets you serve God without distraction (1 Cor 7). Jesus lived that fully—for the Kingdom.

Bottom line: He didn’t need marriage. He came to marry humanity to God forever.

watch the video, with the link below 🔽
https://youtube.com/shorts/LDmf2RSO12c?feature=share

I saw this video on YouTube. it is very interesting and sad.
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ult1WCLa34Q?feature=share

I cashed out , and I blessed myself with a piece of cake.. Y'll know I'm the richest influencer on this forum....
Haters go talk say na AI

Straight to the story!!
I never liked any of my female coursemates, not because all of them are ugly oo😶 but cuz d fine girls amongst dem are very materialistic and foolish and some don't know hw to dress..like hw would my babe be in the same class with me🙄.
But my IQ changed when I noticed one 300lv fine gal, so pretty, not too light not too tall or short........ I was in 100lv then. I had a crush on her😔.... My friends encouraged me to approach her b4 she enters 400lvl cuz she might be taken before that time......
Shit!! So shy and timid
It took me 2 months b4 I could approach her.... And when I did
D rest of the story is very embarrassing 🤒🤒

Been rejected can be very traumatizing.....




I hate DAT girl more than I loved her😬😤

Guys pls check dis out..
My granny dey tell me say I don dey yellow pass normal. But to me I still look d same !!😣🙄
Are u familiar with dis??

Not been biased.
Females can interact and express themselves...
But for guys, how do you know if a girl is not a virgin??!
1 through sex👊
2 conversation 😁
3 experience
4 smell😱
5 physical touches
6 body language 🫣
How??
For me I guess through conversation 💀

How is it raining in your state?? 😩💦💨
In Ilorin it's quite bad!!
Just empty breeze with no tangible rain😡
SMH!!
Ilorin ppl sef...
Dem just dey gbensume
Dey hold rain everytime 🙄

My next move🚶🏼‍♂️
No worries 😊
🤣😂
It's just an exercise anyways 😂🤣

I usually forgot to ask the meaning of "POV" I usually sight on internet videos??
I'm curious 🤨
What does it stand for? 🤷🏼‍♂️

So Ai discipline pass some Nigerians 😲🥲

So Ai discipline pass some Nigerians 😲🥲

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So Ai dey discipline than some Nigerians 😲🥲

What are the myths your parents told you as a kid? 🤔🫡😂
Me:
1 when you wear a rubber band it sucks your blood
2 it is abominable to rest on the wall when thunder is striking 🙆🏻‍♂️😂
3 when you eat garri without water ur blood can drain
4 when the sun shines why the rain falls it means a lion as been born🫡
5 Drinking garri why rain is falling is unhealthy🤏
6 When you spit on the floor and someone else's steps on it 🚶can cause sore throat😮‍💨
7 Eating why standing will make the food run through your legs💁🏼‍♂️
8 when your tooth removes throw it on the roof so that lizard can swallow it😂
9 Bushy hair causes headache 🤯
10 Eating a lizard can cause warapà (epilepsy)🫢😮
Though it's unhealthy but not epilepsy 💁🏼‍♂️😂
11 A flying cockroach is an evil spirit
12 monkeys would eat up a finger, if u show them you have five fingers 😮🫢🫡🖐️😂

Which one have you fallen for as a kid? 😂

Lessons learnt😓
1 Don't spend money on a girl just on a dating mode but on a marriage mode👉
2 Your parents and your siblings should be your priority. Cuz when everyone is against you they are the only one left to rest on (if they are useful)💁🏼‍♂️
3 Never live alone without someone you can confide with🤗
4 Never spend your money without making plans. "Money dey fly o"
5 Don't use the money for a plan for another plan😮 ( many of us can relate😂) . The money never returns
6 Don't be rude to anyone because you don't know your destiny helper🤷🏼‍♂️
7 Stop mocking people. Because life no balance, e fit reach ur turn.
8 Eat what you can afford. Stop looking for extravagant means to prove yourself 🤔
9 It is blessed to give than to receive 😯
10 If as a parent, and you are not in a good state with your children pls amend your ways🙏 u need Dem d most
11 Don't allow ppl comments to pull u down of your ambition 😩 continue to aspire for it! Cuz when you are hungry no one will feed you🤏
12 Avoid poverty and depression by using condom before having sex👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨. Especially when not couple
13 Fake life only does you good by sending away your helpers far away from you (sarcastic)🫢
14 Be proud not arrogant 😼
15 There is no joy in sadness and heartbreak. Just move on and ensure not to make d same mistake 🚶
16 Don't rush into marriage 🤏
17 Always remember to photocopy your heart before giving it to anyone 😂 Incase of ......
18 God and yourself are your best friends
19 learn to invest with your life and be useful
20 learn to pray early in the morning. It changes a lot of things ahead of you . I mean grace🙏
Ire o🖐️

Very simple🤌
Water closet uses automatic flushing by just pressing a button or bending a steel handle🫤
Why closet is the one that u carry your forefathers bucket and flush like shiriririririririri puah!🤧🤢
Majority of what most NL users are using in their cabin😂🤣♂️⚧️

I said what I said. Think about it 🫤
Hope you're not a victim? 🤨
Lol 😁

Sorry!
Posted lately 🥱
This is the dust I got from hamster🫵😂
From CEO to slave😿
E no go better for Dem🤌
Happy Sunday 😸

I don't know what this red cup of a thing as done to our celebrities 🙄 that they can't chill without it🤷🏼‍♂️
Everybody red cup bi afisé🤌
Mtchewww 🥱

I decided to start a little garden with a dozen of a sack filled with loamy soil. Then planted ewedu seeds inside it. Unfortunately I don't know the English word for it 🤷🏼‍♂️
Actually I began to notice some pest or parasite eating through my plants 😾
Some holes , some half eaten. And it is really giving me a huge concern 😮‍💨
Is it rodents or insects?
If you check the third picture you will notice that it is healthy and sound.
But the rest have common problems.
Gardeners& farmers in the house 🙏

Some curious rodents has been disturbing my territory 😡
So I decided to make a bait out of a poisoned salad I got from Kilimanjaro yesterday.
I was expecting the famous pouched rat (óketé).
But unfortunately, I found this dead rabbit at my backyard. I'm not really sure if it was my trap that took its life 🤐 or something else.
R.I.P🫡bunny

As sex has styles
So does kiss has styles 💋
Don't be scared 😧
This is a mature thread🌚
How do you enjoy kissing your lover among these pic below 🤌

As a young man or lady, why're you still single?🤌
Is it ;
The economy 😭
You are not ready 🙅
Just broke up💔💔
Still searching 🧑‍💻
You are straight 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
You are scared 😧😓
You have a personality that is preventing other sex from getting attracted to you 👿
What exactly?🤷

U never see me for a while now 🤌
I travelled to Greece since June😎
Am back!
With my threads😈😈😈

I'm not surprise why we'hv so many numbers of single men out there. This topic is applicable for the both genders. It is just emphazing more on the male gender.
These are the things you must have before thinking of marriage as a man or woman.
1 Maturity: maturity is not really by age. It is how to manage one's experiences in a more reserved and preservative way.
2 Tolerance: Most people are in-tolerable in so many ways. If you want to have a good marriage you must be tolerant and adaptive. But not when there is death treat.
3 Endurance: very very important. Because you're likely to face so many challenges most especially from your in-laws. Learn to endure pains at least to an absurbable extence.
4 Good job: As a man or woman. You should have a good job and earn well. So that you will not face financial crises in your home.
5 Patience: You dont have to rush after wealth and luxuries. Be patient and things will balance up. Dont stress out your partner.
6 Contentment
7 Good behaviours
8 Hardworking
9 Honesty

You are Hot, and you feel like having sex with whatsoever partner you have. Whether husband, wife, concubine, sidechick, boyfriend, girlfriend, olosho, baby mama, baby daddy, sugar mummy, sugar daddy, fiance, fiancee and whatever type of partner we have on this planet.
Are you always afraid of contracting deadly diseases like hiv, aids, std, gonorrehea, sweetie while having sex? etc. Especially when you are not using CD? Huh? Or you just go straight to the point without minding?

Currently, Nigeria is no better than Madagascar.
Hopefully, they said things will turn around for the better. Put your mind at rest" they said. Okay o we are waiting!
Motivational speakers avoid me. Dont try to console or say pity words to any Nigerian, or your blood would pay for it.
Pls dont pass aggression at me! I'm not your president. Or you want fire to fire? Gerrout!
My fellow Nigerian how are you surviving Nigeria? Pls let us lay our burden on this topic.
We are one of the strongest citizens ever existing on earth though!

How has this NLC strike affected you?
1 business
2 power(nepa)
3 water
4 money
5 heat
6 low phone battery
7 school
8 job
As for me it is water. We no see water fetch for my area. I'hv to go in search of water from far distance

#Daddy and mummy i wanna introduce my fiance.(excited) who is he? What is his occupation?
(blushing) okay, his name is Abdulgafar Idris from Borno state! And for you information he is a Soldier working in a barrack not far from sambisa forest.
(baffled) As a parent, what will be your reaction and response at that awkward moment?
And fortunately he is not present with your family to introduce himself.

Many of us when we were younger. We chose high rank of careers such as doctor, engineer, nurse, architect, military men, banker, lawyer etc
But today, what we find ourselves doing is very opposite to what we have proposed to in the recent years. We are now traders, marketers, business men, carpenter, mechanic, barber, hairdresser, restaurant owners etc
For example;
I wanted to be an architect. But currently i'm a business man.
What about you?

Put aside economic hardship, diseases,hunger, suicide, BP, accidents, spiritual attack and all of that.
What is killing people the most is what they love to do or consume.
*Ciggerettes
* Alcohol
* Sex
* Mouth
* Foolishness
* Coke
* Sugar
* Maggi (seasoning)
* Husband snatcher, wife snatcher, bf snatcher, gf snatcher
* Lies
* Gambling
* Gossip.
Which category do you fall into?