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All my village people are already against me(you should understand those i am reffering to)
I really love Helen, not because she is beautiful but because she behaves like me. We got something in common. But she bi ibo. I hate yoruba tribalistic behaviours towards the ibos. What should i do? Should i go ahead or withdraw?

Beretta03:
are you done buzzing?...next time go do a brain and sense transplant before you quote me again if not I will unleash mayhem on you....DULLARD!!..MUGU

You know what! Silence is just the best answer for a "BITCH" that you are. Do your worst ODE

Beretta03:
and you are reasoning with your anus...cos your brain have been chopped off from the onset before you typed

Are u done barking? Pls next time just try to reduce your saliva. slowpoke!! WEREY

ladybak47:
I am urging the government officials to legalize homosexuality and help curb this predicament of ungenuinely conforming to this useless heterosexual orientation.

Failure to do so will turn us into monsters.and we will wreck any straight man or straight woman to pieces or even kill them

Warning!
Warning!!
Warning!!!

My sister, ur brain is very far from your head! What do u even think you are saying?

I feel discouraged to look at myself in the mirror, anytime i noticed that i dont have a single hair under my chin. Even someone that is sixteen years old is already having one. I dont feel ok. What could be the deficiency problem?

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REGINALD001:
ONYE ERIRI ERI........ WHY DO SOME OF YOU ALWAYS LIKE TO DROP NONSENSE HERE? WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS RUBBISH YOU DROPPED HERE?

SILLY CHILDISH FOOLISH QUESTION...... AKPA AMU LIKE YOU

Oga shut up, mumu like you dey talk

Abeg, this is an emergency! God no go shame us o. I wanna f...k someone tonight. Pls what is the most sweetest style? i wanna service her.

To have self esteem is when you are at least averagely okay with your health, physical apperance, financial status and education.
#i remember when i used to cover my neck which was affected by rash and eczema, by putting on turtle necks to cover up. And i just had two turtle-neck clothes at that time. So will i be wearing two turtle-necks for about 5months of infection!

Just this faithful morning, i woke so early this morning doing some house chores, and decided to fetch some water in my kitchen bucket so that i can use them to wash plates and cook. Na so i drop bucket for the tap side, just to go and pump water to the tank which just took me 30 minutes. That was how i was ready to fetch my water and i saw huddies in my bucket. I am seriously annoyed with my cousin, and i dont want to take jungle justice on her, what should i do?

#congratulations to my senior bro on his coronation day, finially leaving the university for us. His family and my family are actually family friends.
# uncle Jide decided to throw a house party to celebrate himself and the families altogether.
# na so the house party dey sweet us, we chop jollof rice, KFC, sharwarma, smoothies, ice cream cake e.t.c
# dem come introduce alcoholic drinks including dry gin, fresh ice and bullet. " that was how i took 3 sachet of bullet, and drank it, and my stomach and chest was like under fire. I vomited, the rest of the drama that happened is unexplainable....

# Oh my God! Am tired of staying at home, as a young man i need something doing to add value to my life. I need to hustle... AFTER 3 MONTHS
# I got a job out of no choice, is out of what i want in my entire life. Well, thanks to God.
Hmmm, i regret having the worst man on earth as my boss, so greedy and proud. Maybe i should tell the foolish man that is not the embarassing salary that he gives me that is bringing food to my table, something that will perish on transport fare alone. Mtchewwww

It is true that some elderly couples are more concerned about their partners even than the younger ones.
" I dont want to see you on social media! But why? Dont you know that when you are on social media you get more exposed to the world, and your privacy might be tampered with by the public. But you can only join whatsapp, so that i can get in touch with you whenever i am absent from home." hmm i laugh in spanish!

lol!Oh my God! I cant help myself from laughing anytime i remember the event that happened in my hostel today.
(laughing!!!) my fucking friend invited his gf to our hostel today, so that she can prepare egusi and poundo yam for us. However as she was cooking the egusi soup, my friend who is her bf came to her back and was tickling her at her waist, the mumu to was enjoying it. So that was how she was videoing how she was cooking on tiktok, so that was how my paddy came near to where she was cooking so that he can pick ponmo from the pot, that was how his mumu gf thought he wanted to tickle her again. PLUSH!!! inside the egusi soup, what was that? I asked. Myself and her boyfriend just saw her samsung galaxy phone boiling in the egusi soup. Omo! I pitied her o, she was so motionless and speechless and felt like weeping. Omo! Me wan laugh na God just zip my mouth. Lol! Wow can you see that love is sweet. lol ah ah ah ah father lord forgive me lol!

Huh hmmmmmm! Am still yet to pull myself together. Cuz i'm in the middle of a puzzle. Is it that her friends dont want her for good? Or they decided to spoil her before me so that i lose my interest in her. Bcuz it is nt proper to jump into conclusions without proper investigations

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You dont need to be influenced before you do what you love and what you are attracted to!
However, when I was a kid I love watching alot of movies and got a basket of action CDs. So one day I got to know the then child-actor "JADEN SMITH", in the movie "karate kid". I loved that movie so much.
Actually, I love the way the boy styled his hair by plaiting it all to the back. Since then, I wished to also have a plaited hair till date. But today in Africa some guys plaits their hairs without been insulted or scolded by elderly people. But there is still one tribe that is seriously against it than the others. Guess that tribe? Or is it bad for a guy to plait his hairs and put on earrings?

#1 special fact about me is that when I like a particular person, I like the person with the whole of my heart. However, once the person passes his/her boundary, I hate such person with the whole of my heart. Me no get two hearts.
I used to like a lady within my compound, nt for any romantic vibes but we were like 5&6 sha, however she is enough to b my elder sister. Since we were very close, we gist together and discuss on so many issues around us. But she is kinda of lazy , and loves sending me on an errand. Even most times i could be busy doing my house chores, then she will just call for me on an errand. However, she deliberately sent me on errands sometimes without even saying THANK U. Nt until one faithful day that i noticed that her younger brother who is also my age mate was usually at home when she sent me on errands. Since that day i changed my attitudes towards her.

Every man has his own taste on the type of lady he is attracted to. However, I admire and cherish fair ladies compared to dark skinned ladies. These are my reasons;
Fair ladies have a clearer and fresher skin tone compared to dark ladies
According to my own experience with ladies, dark ladies are the most evil ones. They are mostly filled with the most notourous ones.
Out of %100 of fair ladies that i knew in my entire life, %70 of them are very beautiful
The fact is that fair ladies look more beautiful and cute when they are annoyed and fustrated, but to the dark ones they look more uglier and most times look like chimpazees
And another fact is that i am dark in complexion but i dont fancy dark ladies. I also want to have fair skinned kids. Fair ladies are the sweetest and sexiest. DONT BE OFFENDED, IT IS MA CHOICE...

If it is about the fact and truth, you cant zip my mouth to the end! I dont give a damn Bleep of what anybody is saying about me.
I just wanna tell you that the nairaland that is everyone's space to drop a piece of opinion is the same nairaland filled with cloutchasers and trolls. However, you get in more troubles when you hit people's hearts with the truth, and giving chances to some nairalanders is a broadway for them to critisize and hurl insults in their posts. Those are the guys some people are following. Some people jump into trending topics to blast the OP and get more attention from the people that's not fair. Another group of people will insult and backlash the OP to the extent of insulting he/she's families. No more respect again. Only few gives geniune answers and advices, while others spitting foolishly do not know they are out of points and just wanna chase clout to become famous. Be careful of what you post about others or the response you give them, cuz you dont know if y're hurting them

Sounds naughty huh?
Dont mis-interprete me o, coz I know you guys very well.
However, I love it when girls start creating un-neccessary arguement which later leads to a fight among each other( am not talking about nakeding themselves or causing injuries to eachother)
Have you ever experienced girls insulting themselves and exposing each other secrets and weaknesses? If you have, good, and if you hav'nt pls go and try. A lady once said this in a fight, # shut up ashawo! You wey sey your boyfriend breakup with una, bcuz u get four carryovers in uni. Werey girl!# omo! I laughed that day eh that I almost lose my balance bcuz of amebo. Girls are fight are funny and insane

Who is God? I need deeper understanding

Hiss! I'm just returning from the hospital nearby by mum's shop. Yesterday evening my brother's girlfriend prepared spaghetti and beans for the three of us only. After the meal, myself and my brother did'nt eat the family's dinner. I woke up lately at night and ran straight to the toilet and began to purg. However, before day break I visited the restroom 4 times. This morning, when my dad noticed my regular visit to the toilet he decided to take me to the hospital. What surprised me is that the food didnt affect my elder brother. And i did nt reveal the food i ate that caused me purging# HOPE IS NT WHAT AM THINKING!!!

#Sometimes wetdreams make me feel I am engaged with a spiritual wife. According to religious belief, wetdreams are some of the causes of spiritual husband or wife. However, am still confused! Am still yet to believe it. Is it true that wetdreams are responsible for spiritual husband or wife??#

# It looks so funny anytime I remember those days when I used to gym to impress my ladies in school.

However, it wasn't my intention to gym cuz i dont pick interest in it in the first place. But it got to a time when one of my female friends told me my arm was to thin. It really pained me alot, so I decided to be gyming every thursdays to saturdays. Funny enough, I got a better arm between two months and began to wear short sleeve shirts and advertise my achievements to ladies but most of them ignored it.

Although, I was later discouraged when my crush said it looks disgusting on me. Since then, I hated gyming like my enemy.

(true life story) PLS SHARE THIS STORY
There was lady who had mental disorder, she roamed around the streets looking blank and weird but she was a very beautiful lady. She was fair in complexion, had smooth skin, she is of an average height with bright eyes.
However, one day I saw this lady talking to herself in one corner and misbehaving! So I decided to question my mom who that lady was. To my surprise! My mom gave me her attention and was ready to explain in details. Then she started narrating. "That lady you saw was a graduate with first class in the university of ibadan. After she graduated she went for her NYSC and finished successfully, then she decided to settle with her fiance and get married. However,it was two days to her wedding that some boys in her area came to her self-contained room and raped her. When her fiance heard about it he cancelled their wedding and broke up with her. Since then she had been mentally derailed.
However, just last month the lady corpse was found in a well

[color=#000099][/color]I attended a youths programme previously, and the invited speaker(preacher) , who is based mainly on youth issues said some notable points about a youthful life and challenges, not until he said nude pictures are demonic and those who watch it are under the spell of those who display their nude. Actually I dont condole nudic watch, but on that aspect of demons attached to it made it funny and confusing. What is your view or thoughts about this? :oI attended a youths programme previously, and the invited speaker(preacher) , who is based mainly on youth issues said some notable points about a youthful life and challenges, not until he said nude pictures are demonic and those who watch it are under the spell of those who display their nude. Actually I dont condole nudic watch, but on that aspect of demons attached to it made it funny and confusing. What is your view or thoughts about this?

Karen2024:
My boyfriend,
How I cherish
You in all
I do
I will never
Forget your
Impact in
My life.

He's the most handsome guy in the world, the most intelligent and brilliant. He has a visible and undeniable prospect for future.
I hope to spend the rest of my life with him.

Let me write an acrostic poem for you using your name VICTOR

Title: VICTOR

Victorious in battle
Intelligence sings
Cold but gold
Trail of great
Oratory
Running up

Author: Karen,2024

I will die if he dumps me in the slump!

Auntie u get mind o! You are advertising ur product in dis kinda of platform that is full of critisim and discouragement.

I'm currently in need of emotional and physcological emergency. However I had a nightmare previously, and the traumatic event is still reoccurring in my mind deliberately.# in the nightmare i dreamt that I was killed by one of my relatives, because of envy and something else# I was really scared when I woke up and felt like urinating on my pant, because it was so terrifying. Moreover, I'm still remembring what happen to me in that dream.... I was like #God I dont want to die!# I'hv been praying about it, but it seems not working. Pls I am currently in fear and depressed because of the fear of the nightmare coming to reality! Pls I need to know what to do?

My grandpa who is over 70 still drinks alot of alcohol. However, he cant live a day without drinking at least 6 bottles of alcohol. The alcohol is already having a great effect on his health, sometimes he shakes and shivers under hot condition. Moreover, he still drinks alot of it. Pls what can I do? Coz I am the only one living with him presently

My honourable people, one little question has been driven in my mouth to ask since all this while. Ladies vs gentlemen who love money more? I Remember to put down your comments THXS

#personal experience#"I told my gees that I am a virgin and they were like"y're what? Com'on get out of here! Y're so disgusting! See dis mumu bread nd butter boy o
*I was mute at that moment*
Virginity that used to be a thing of pride and honour in the late 90s, as now become a shame now
Your opinion pls!

Asake vs seyi vibez, who gives the real gbedu?