Abeg o! This is my first time cooking moimoi. I'hv already mixed it with the necessary ingredients and the water is already on fire. Pls do i use nylon or tin can to put the moimoi inside? This one that my neighbour is saying nylon has chemical, and the chemical might poison my moimoi. Help me out

tonicyril:

See as u talk like ur mother

Jesus christ! Omo, see backlash

Localemperor:
Is this a misconception or a myth? Why do people associate being tall to eating of beans.

No, it will not let u to be tall but to fart. Oloshi! Is the benefit of protein not to build up the body? JQ

I dont know the reason why the church of today are against lovers who are yet to get married to wear matching outfits to the church, because we are not yet married( there is no point in this). Including my parents and my gf's parents they're both against it . It is just a sign of love and physical bondness. Or does it mean another thing? am yet to understand.

My sister is about to become a Mrs( she is actually my cousin, but i call her my sister because she lived her school life under my family's guide, and she is so dear to me)
Fortunately, on April she is getting married to her fiance. And as her favourite brother and cousin, i dont know what kind of gift to give her as an upcoming mrs. Should i give her cash in an evelope? or buy plates, spoons, bowls? maybe wig & perfume?
Is any of those presentable for an upcoming Mrs?

My dad's younger sister grows beard like a man, she is even hairy than my dad. I wanted to take her pictures but she refused because of netizens. Is it a health condition? Cuz it is very obvious.

Pictures used for illustration

Through out my 100lv to 200lv, i lived a comfortable life in campus because of my groundnut business. I almost got discourged because some of my friends were making fun of me. Even at a point of my life i was tired and weary of my groundnut business because it was so stressful and time consuming. I wake 3am to fry the groundnut on hot salt for like 30mins, after that i wait for 10mins for it to be warm with my solar fan, then i will begin to peel, shieve and package inside nylon.
I was never lacking throughout my 100&200lv. My friends began to join me after noticing my success in the business.
Now that am in 300lv, i took a break from the business because my parents are planning to buy groundnut machines which will cost me N500 plus my own savings. I need a groundnut peeler(the most stressful process)300K and a groundnut fryer 200K. They are actually big machines, their length is about 4feets each. The cost worth it!

Nairaland would have been bigger than facebook. Nairaland was founded in 2005 and facebook 2006, but;
1 Nairaland would have gone far if it was not specialised only for Nigerians. It should have been created like a global media.
2 Nairaland lacks so many features that facebook offers. Like creating a group, live videos, direct chatting, account visibility to other users in order to generate followers.
This is my own opinion.

Our landlady called for an urgent meeting at our dump site, and i was the last to attend the meeting. When i got to our dump site, i saw all my neighbours there and i greeted them and the landlady herself. So the landlady pointed to a dieing cigarette on dump site and asked if i knew anything about it? What sought of question is this" i said in my mind. After i denied not knowing anything about it, come and see the suspicious eyes that my neighbours used to look at me.
People sef, it could be anybody or those aboki that used to scavenge the dumpsite, since it is exposed outside.
mtcheww

NaijaCoverBlog:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/gunmen-kill-church-general-overseer-and-pastor-in-akwa-ibom-2.html

Pastors and members should always wear bulletproof, aba

NaijaCoverBlog:


Source: https://punchng.com/rivers-teenager-arrested-for-alleged-defilement-of-11-year-old-schoolmate/

What kind of sexual pleasure is the boy of his age deriving? Na wa o

adenigga:



Source: https://punchng.com/Putin-warns-NATO-of-World-War-III

This putin abi putout wants to turn himself to GOD

NaijaCoverBlog:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/3/ss1-student-stabbed-to-death-by-her-neighbour-in-abuja.html

Jennyclay will never see heartlessness of the gender she wants to kill herself for.

Jennyclay:
These broke men won’t stop to amaze me .

Well, Thank God they know I hate them with passion. I always throw spit after every 3 minutes anytime they approach me. Some of them would even think I’m pregnant not knowing their poverty stinking self disgust me to high heavens

Just Imagine, because of #2500 . If I’m even the lady I won’t dare refund the money let them go and do their worst

Foolish broke men!!

ladies like you lack helpers.

At school, we were having religious studies lectures. And in the process, our lecturer began to expantiate on the effects of western movies in our today's African culture. Then she said a word that created a puzzle in my mind, she said " stop watching gay movies it is contagious". Then the hall uproar and people began to murmur comments. Is there a truth or possibility in what the lecturer said?

Men, if your eve requests for a massage after a longday stress, will you, or just ignore her? Or also request for one in return?

If you and your neighbour have a difference of opinion, settle it between yourselves and do not reveal any secrets. Otherwise everyone will learn that you cant keep a secret, and you will never live down the shame. {PGJ}

I was vibing to asake "lonely at the top". And the song has to be my mom's favourite, so she tried to feel belong by speaking naija pidgin. But i began to use basket to fetch water when she said "na who sang am?" instead of na who sing am? Mama, there is no past tense in pidgin, i said (laughing woto woto)

Opposite gender friendship is the best, if you wanna live long. Because;
1There is less competition
2less danger
3 most of the time you get good advise
4 You feel safe
5 no peer pressure and bad influence
I remember when i was in 100lv, my female friends will always dirturb me to read my books and be focused, but you see my male friends they will be disurbing me to play football and watch nude videos.
The disadvantages are very few!

Omo! Have u ever been in a situation where people will be eating, and u will just be looking like dummy and try to avoid eye contact with their food. It has happened to me in events, churches, at work, at school even at home. Share ur experience.

My networth with the moniker "Testiebobo" is estimated to be $20,000.00 in naira is NGN 32,777,000.00 .
The estimation of the networth is with the calculation of my phone, laptop, jewelries, car, house rent, properties, collection of clothes and shoes, record studio, business and salary.
omo!am rich o LOL

My favourite swallow is actually pounded yam with vegetable soup crowned with ponmo and beef. What is your favourite swallow?

One of the funniest period in my life, was during covid-19 lockdown. I and my dad were playing chess at our corridor and we were having alot of fun. Until the baba told me he is craving for elephant meat pepper soup with palm wine. My yansh just bounced away from the bench i was sitting on, as i began to laugh wholeheartedly. The man was just looking at me, i went to the living room to tell the rest of the family. My mom said "baba yin o temo ikan to se, ni aye coro yin ni eran erin tun wu wan je. O da be! Meaning "your father doesn't know what is worrying him, in this period of coronavirus it is elephant meat he feels like devouring. That is good!

I promised my brother that i will assist him to get a laptop for his design business by contributing half of the money. Th HP system cost 120K, so i should pay 60k.

But it's over 2months now and the money i was expecting did'nt arrive. He called me yesterday to blame me for being the cause why he had already spent half of his contribution.

The last text he sent to me on whatsapp was"thanks for the delay!". And this morning i discovered he had already blocked me. I only saw my messages on his dm and none of his texts were there.

Maybe for while, we should just stop blaming the politians alone for the cause of our country's economic hardship. Let us focus on our fellow citizens like the market women, transport owners like the okada, keke and bus people and banks etc. You see these set of people are also making life more difficult for other citizens. They exagerate the price of their service, and taking advantage of the national hardship as the cause of increase in price. Could you believe that on sunday, i entered a bus from my house junction to my church junction for N200. And just yesterday, i entered the same type of bus to work, and that greedy agbero was telling me it was N300. And seriously, my working place is not far away from my church, they both have the same area address, same goes to the market women. Can you see now? We are the one doing ourselves.

Whatever, i knew the danger of posting the real pic. U dont know who is who. And for those who are saying it is a composed story, i swear i dont care. Since i know it is real, if i had died already u will still say it is fake, so why should i care! I was not blind, so i saw the watermark of shutter stock. Bla bla bla bla bla am out of here!

Thi

Guys, your points are useless. Is it that u dont understand a lame man language? I never plaited my hair, nor tint it, no dreadlocks just fade out FADE OUT for heaven's sake. What is wrong with this people?

As a drummer, i was invited to one church to perform for their upcoming concert.
So in one of their rehearsals, their choir mistress was just staring at my face, and i wasn't comfortable with it. So after the rehearsal, she called me privately and told me that my hairstyle was ungodly and that the church might not want to permit me entry into the church on the choir concert day. And that the pastor will not want strangers to pollute and corrupt the minds of their youths.
Lo and behold, on the concert day i came to the church with my fade out hairstyle, like a handsome nigga i walked towards the church main door, and one skeleton usher didn't allow me to gain entry for the concert, pointing at my head repeatedly. Majestically, i walked away happily. I don chop 10k with no stress , their lazy youths could not produce a drummer. Emi ti jelo temi

;DSee the rice nd beans my gf cooked this afternoon 😅

My uncle is so lazy and idle, he regected the job my dad offered him. He prefers to sleep, eat and watch tv than to go for hustling 🧐. He so much depends on his wife so much. The poor wife is seeking for divorce 💔. What can we do to help him?
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Caaz:
A pack cannot be 42k.
If a pack is that amount,how much then is the carton sold?


A carton of superpack is 18k.

Sorry this is just a little misunderstanding, i meant carton not pack