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As a man, if your ex girlfriend call you on phone to tell you that she has breast cancer, and she need a donation of $10000 for her surgery. In 5minutes, what will be your response as a ex. Remember you sucked from it

One of my present co-worker is having a big problem in her relationship with her boyfriend. Ever since she had joined my place of work, she and her boyfriend have being having issues with themselves due to lack of attention and communication. However her honeypie is residing in another state of the country. And she told what her boyfriend said to her"since your boss is the one deciding when and how to communicate and get in touch with each other. I guess you and your boss are very stupid...
Dont underate communication in your relationships, wheather with God or man

#a note of apology to some people#
"for those who i have offended in the last year 2023, knowlingly or unknowlingly. With my posts, actions, reaction,comments, the way i talk and approach situations. I just want to tell you that you have not seen anything...











JUST KIDDING, Happy new year!!

I went to the whatsapp group my friends made for social communications alone. And this is what one of my friends wrote. A NOTE OF APOLOGY TO MY DEAR FRIENDS
* for those who i have offended in the previous year with my attitude, the way i talk, the way i comment,react, my actions and the way i address situations. I just wanna tell you that.................................................................................................................................................................... you have not seen anything!
wow! I wasn't expecting that!

2023 has to be my worst year in my entire life. With so many challenges like sickness, economic hardship, family issues, depression and so on. Am not willing to live this year like the last one, i want to fufill my set up goal of becoming a successful musician and a hitmaker. But i dont even know how to a new life this year. How and where do i start? I keep asking myself

I really thank God for granting me the opportunity to be alive to celebrate 2023 christmas.
But there is one fucking thing i hate in my life, is that i should be pleading to someone to ask if i had offended him or her and the person still remains sturbborn and refuses to give reasons. Yesterday, i prepared party rice with fried rice and pounded yam with egusi, and distributed it to my neigbours. But one particular neigbour of mine, who is a muslim has refused to collect the rice i brought for him, but i pleaded to him that the pounded yam was not enough for everyone, dat was why i gave him rice. He later collected it sha. Most of my neigbours are muslims and they all appreciated me for yesterday gift except that bald ingrate. Well, all glory to God almighty, that am alive. This is my christmas experience for the year. Merry christmas and happy new year in advance

All dis girls dat will be calling someone "baby" when they are in need of your help. But just a little massage on their waist they will be saying they have headache, how come?

Why do so many of you think upside down like a bat? I was just trying to create an interactive story that is not real for christ sake. When you guys are not illiterates that cannot just read and comment with sense and maturity. Aba! U guys talk too much ooo mtchewwwwww

For instance, put yourself in a shoe of someone who has a very rich friend, but the friend is very kala and stingy. And you needed some cash like N50,000 to send to your hungry family who are not living in the same state as yours. But your rich friend lied to you that he does'nt have money. Fine! But the next day you saw him in a botique buying clothes and shoes worth N600,000 for a girl he just met 2weeks ago. What do you do to such a stingy friend?

What is the best style on bed?

I dont know why some people find joy in destroying threads with their life problems, must you always be the termite under the wood. If you are not sastified with a content in a thread, is not by force for you to post just ignore. And get your fucking battle and family problems away from the thread. Allow people who are ready to have fun enjoy themselves. Everybody has his/her problems, dont come add your own ontop

Gone are the days when we used to have a family food store shop. Where we had varieties of raw foods like rice,beans,maize,gunieucorn,garri,frozen fish,butched chicken and turkey e.t.c
But it got to a time that the business stop flourishing, not because there were no costumers, but because we ate it up. I warned my parents to stop doing charities with our business, i told my dad that the idea of just insisting to pick any food item for family purpose is not proper. But here we are today, we ate it all. We thank God for life sha. BUT THAT WAS A POOR BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. learn from this mistake!

Oya it is time for me to get my answers. For those who have been students in the late 90s and early 20s, between iconic garri and the popular indomie, which one makes the day? Even till date

Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

Garri is the easiest and fastest snack.
it has saved alot of lives.
it has made nigeria to be known and well acknowledge in other african countries.
garri is very sweet and delicious with other snacks like groundnut, beske,tigernuts, smoked fish.
garri is one of the cheapest food stuff.
garri is the most popular food after rice...
IT HAS DESTROYED PEOPLE'S EYES!!!

If i want to be a politician in the future, what are the steps and process to take? Thank you!

I faced alot of challenges as a very young and handsome guy. Everywhere i go, the guys there always hate me because their crush are crushing on me. During my time in high school, i usually get bullied and intimidated. Even when boys are discussing or gisting, they never gave me the opportunity to engage with them. I wish i could post my pic on nairaland, if not for privacy and safety purpose!

As a couple, when there are signs of infedelity in the marriage. And the husband requests for a DNA test to be done on his children, or maybe the husband and wife are not having any issues of disloyalties. Could they request for it on a normal term? Or should they demand for a DNA test if there are signs of unfaithfulness?

My most embarrassing moment in life, was when i was in a church camp and the pastor singled me out of the congregation and asked me to repeat what he said last, and i was speechless and started scratching my head. So so embarassing

It is getting out of hand, it is seriously getting out of hand. Nairalanders i am serious this time. I am always dreaming about girls i see through out my day, i am very sick and tired of it. I no longer dream about what will happen to me in the future,or my academic success, all i dream now is girls girls girls! I feel like crying nw. Telling my parents would be the worst decision in my life. So what is the solution?

I am confused to choose or determine the musician with the best vocal sound in the music industry. Pls help me out

For the past 3weeks i'hv being sneezing due to some dusts and cold condition exposure. It was not queit long when i noticed some blood stains on the white part of my eyes. What could be the problem?

The embrassing moment, when a sales girl in a raw food store said my fingers were too long and looked like the popular snack "kulikuli". I felt embarrassed nt bcuz of what she said, but bcuz people in the shopping complex were laughing. I just managed to smile, and it seems the young girl is hausa.

Normally, as a 100level student you are still a fresher, so you tend to look for new friends and so on. Most of the friends i had during that time were mostly yahoo guys. I enjoyed alot of benefits from them, and never lacked in school. They were not a negative influence on me, coz i knew how i was playing my games...

Grant me safe journey, i am going to kirikiri prison to go and greet your fellow nairalanders including #kobojunkie and #falseprophet. And i hope i will not see you there! BEHAVE!!

»dis girl sef! Wetin she dey do for our house again bai. Make e no bi as if persin no like am dat is why i always control myself. I told my sister that if she is a true friend to her, she should just tell her that her mouth stinks alot. I always faint in my body whenever she talks close to me

This is one of the big problems i got. My bestie is a girl, we are very close but no romantic gems. I dont want to date her, but i still get jealous of her when i see other guys around her. I think am ENVIOUS

Although, many have claimed to prefer davido to wizkid for some reasons, but it is not a reasonable reason.
Wizkid was the first nigerian artiste whose concert was sold at a very successful range at 02 Arena in London.
Many people claimed wizkid to be stingy, thank you we love him like that. Rather than O.B.O who will just buy a single boxer and post it viral.
Davido is also a nice and humble person, but he always allow his left hand to know what his right hand is doing.
Many people dont know that wizkid helps alot of people because he is low key.
I love the way wizkid sings, he sings queitly and flow softly, but una O.B.O go dey make noise like empty drum. I am not saying MACHALA is better than O.B.O o, he also has his own negative side. But my love for him has covered it all.
file photo pls..

As you see me so word no dey pain me, is a gift from God. I really undestand the situation of this country, that is why i post foolish and senseless post to make people entertained and then insult me. I think this is my purpose been raised in naija. Our current situation is BLADABLUE BLUEDABLA TOWN HALL.

"when i was in primary i was very sturbborn and lazy. I actully hold the legendary title of being the*dumbest boy in class*. No teacher not the pupils, were ready to give me any priveledge to anchor or head any activities in the school.
Things began to change for me when i entered high school. I became a mentor to my mates in my department and a scholar to the combined class. Teachers began to use my story to teach other students who are yet to rise to scholardom.
*THIS IS MY STORY*