Me as a library prefect, i do my job zealously like as if is my family inheritance. One junior boy, is name is biggie because he is fat and tall. He has been a book thief right from jss1. He borrowed 2books previously and he never returned it. "hey! return that book to the shelf, but why? Just return it back. Mtchewwww! Who were you hissing at? Is you of course. You are very stupid you lack respect. The rest of the story is STORY. 2 weeks suspension! He punched my nose i broke his teeth

I posted a topic titled " i love it my girlfriend wears indecent cloth to visit me. I fucking hate this shit, i dont know the admin that did it but i know someone did it intentionally. You guys should pls make justice to this. I know they hate me, but i dont fucking care. The person who deleted my topic will judged by God himself.

My sugarpie is inviting me for dinner this sunday with her families all over the country for get-together. And am not sure if her dad even recognize me as her boyfriend. And he is even a professor in mathematics, and you know the way those bookworms used to behave, before he starts asking me questions like a convicted suspect. But the problem is i dont even know how to explain to my girlfriend, will she understand me or not? Am scared o, i dont even know the cloth i want to wear! Just in case

My first kiss was with my jss3 girlfriend, and after the kiss i felt like AC was inside my head refreshing my soul. I was barely 14 years old, and we did it in the school toilet during sport time. What a day!

Countless of belt strike, countless of horse whip, hundred of dirty slaps, hotness of harsh words and abadonment made my heart a stone. As young as i was, i was exposed to the harsh condition. Making me wiser than my age, i now became a tough tree for my parents now that i am older. It also worked for the positive side, but i hated my father.

Hmm

Exceed15:
Your mom is a wise woman because I know she will obey your father. Learn from her and be a respectful wife to your husband. Know this and know peace.

love this

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That's just a man protecting his family the best way he can

exactly
There is one foolish Ibo Boy here on Nairaland who copied my Facebook page from my profile, went to search for my mum and started trolling here on Nairaland

Funny enough both my Parents are here on Nairaland and see his foolishness and we all laugh about it


In his foolishness he thinks he can troll a Retired Police Officer in her 70s

ugodson:


Babe why not just obey him. His just protecting his family.
In addition why not talk to him about it let him give you some reasons and you telling him yours rather than open a fake id. Like you said his your man and your friend.

Common sense

How come I haven't fallen for anyone here on nairaland?

You are a fucking liar

Some of you are actually out of point, and dont understand my message

That means you dont love her before

As a man, if your ex girlfriend call you on phone to tell you that she has breast cancer, and she need a donation of $10000 for her surgery. In 5minutes, what will be your response as a ex. Remember you sucked from it

One of my present co-worker is having a big problem in her relationship with her boyfriend. Ever since she had joined my place of work, she and her boyfriend have being having issues with themselves due to lack of attention and communication. However her honeypie is residing in another state of the country. And she told what her boyfriend said to her"since your boss is the one deciding when and how to communicate and get in touch with each other. I guess you and your boss are very stupid...
Dont underate communication in your relationships, wheather with God or man

#a note of apology to some people#
"for those who i have offended in the last year 2023, knowlingly or unknowlingly. With my posts, actions, reaction,comments, the way i talk and approach situations. I just want to tell you that you have not seen anything...











JUST KIDDING, Happy new year!!

I went to the whatsapp group my friends made for social communications alone. And this is what one of my friends wrote. A NOTE OF APOLOGY TO MY DEAR FRIENDS
* for those who i have offended in the previous year with my attitude, the way i talk, the way i comment,react, my actions and the way i address situations. I just wanna tell you that.................................................................................................................................................................... you have not seen anything!
wow! I wasn't expecting that!

2023 has to be my worst year in my entire life. With so many challenges like sickness, economic hardship, family issues, depression and so on. Am not willing to live this year like the last one, i want to fufill my set up goal of becoming a successful musician and a hitmaker. But i dont even know how to a new life this year. How and where do i start? I keep asking myself

I really thank God for granting me the opportunity to be alive to celebrate 2023 christmas.
But there is one fucking thing i hate in my life, is that i should be pleading to someone to ask if i had offended him or her and the person still remains sturbborn and refuses to give reasons. Yesterday, i prepared party rice with fried rice and pounded yam with egusi, and distributed it to my neigbours. But one particular neigbour of mine, who is a muslim has refused to collect the rice i brought for him, but i pleaded to him that the pounded yam was not enough for everyone, dat was why i gave him rice. He later collected it sha. Most of my neigbours are muslims and they all appreciated me for yesterday gift except that bald ingrate. Well, all glory to God almighty, that am alive. This is my christmas experience for the year. Merry christmas and happy new year in advance

All dis girls dat will be calling someone "baby" when they are in need of your help. But just a little massage on their waist they will be saying they have headache, how come?

Why do so many of you think upside down like a bat? I was just trying to create an interactive story that is not real for christ sake. When you guys are not illiterates that cannot just read and comment with sense and maturity. Aba! U guys talk too much ooo mtchewwwwww

For instance, put yourself in a shoe of someone who has a very rich friend, but the friend is very kala and stingy. And you needed some cash like N50,000 to send to your hungry family who are not living in the same state as yours. But your rich friend lied to you that he does'nt have money. Fine! But the next day you saw him in a botique buying clothes and shoes worth N600,000 for a girl he just met 2weeks ago. What do you do to such a stingy friend?

What is the best style on bed?

I dont know why some people find joy in destroying threads with their life problems, must you always be the termite under the wood. If you are not sastified with a content in a thread, is not by force for you to post just ignore. And get your fucking battle and family problems away from the thread. Allow people who are ready to have fun enjoy themselves. Everybody has his/her problems, dont come add your own ontop

Gone are the days when we used to have a family food store shop. Where we had varieties of raw foods like rice,beans,maize,gunieucorn,garri,frozen fish,butched chicken and turkey e.t.c
But it got to a time that the business stop flourishing, not because there were no costumers, but because we ate it up. I warned my parents to stop doing charities with our business, i told my dad that the idea of just insisting to pick any food item for family purpose is not proper. But here we are today, we ate it all. We thank God for life sha. BUT THAT WAS A POOR BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. learn from this mistake!

Oya it is time for me to get my answers. For those who have been students in the late 90s and early 20s, between iconic garri and the popular indomie, which one makes the day? Even till date

Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

Garri is the easiest and fastest snack.
it has saved alot of lives.
it has made nigeria to be known and well acknowledge in other african countries.
garri is very sweet and delicious with other snacks like groundnut, beske,tigernuts, smoked fish.
garri is one of the cheapest food stuff.
garri is the most popular food after rice...
IT HAS DESTROYED PEOPLE'S EYES!!!

If i want to be a politician in the future, what are the steps and process to take? Thank you!

I faced alot of challenges as a very young and handsome guy. Everywhere i go, the guys there always hate me because their crush are crushing on me. During my time in high school, i usually get bullied and intimidated. Even when boys are discussing or gisting, they never gave me the opportunity to engage with them. I wish i could post my pic on nairaland, if not for privacy and safety purpose!