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The future of a man is in the usage of his sword.
However, if he likes he can use his sword to be slaughtering people, if he wishes he can keep it in his house until war arrives. Even if he wants to use the sword on himself, his wish is his command! Only a wise and matured someone will understand this.....
Back from the three days ban by an autobot, for alleged SPAMING

To be continued! Part 2 coming tomorrow.

(THIS IS DEDICATED TO A DISTURBED NIGERIAN YOUTH) Aged 18-49 only. ALL ACIENT OF DAYS ARE VOID.....
Dear nigeria economy, i want to discuss on the issue which says"mad people are every where". The situation of this country is out of point, everything is getting worse and expensive everyday with the fake hope that is going to be better someday.
Firsty, the economy of this country has made it citizens/civilians to be mad mentally,physically even spiritually, most especially our youths who are affected the most. Roaming around with no job, inadequate shelter, expensive educational system, lack of opportunities like scholarships, youth empowerments etc. They are rather used for political campaings, manifestos, rallies etc by politicians who have no planned future for them. Many of them died in the process due to some political violence.
The youths are suppose to be the foundation of our country, but rather we are the victims of economic hardship. A full grown nigerian male youth, at aged 32 cannot boast....

As a visitor, if you taste my stew ehh i swear you will vomit fire like a dragon! Because my stew is as pepperish as a raw chilly pepper. Even the little time i usually spend with my family they know the uniqueness of my culinary skills. I am actually allergic to some foods like dairy products e.g milk yoghurt etc all types of fish except the extremely dried one are digusting to my taste, i hate custard, kunu aya, spaghetti except the peppered jollof. So i dont understand why i need to consume foods added with extreme peppers and other hot spices. Is it a health problem or a natural occurence? Because i sweat alot these days! Some people said there are plenty worms in my stomach. Huhmm!

I was just enjoying my food peacefully while watching tv, and she came close to me like as if she wants to pick the tv remote and turned her butt right against my food and forced out a terrible fart right inside my food. And what really pissed me off was that she was just laughing and giggling and never felt sorry. Then i knew she did it intentionally. I swear am really digusted and raged, i dont even know what to do! What am i suppose to do? because i don lost my appetite

We once did a family get-together in our family house. So all our relatives came from different places in the country to come and stay for some while and return.
As i was saying, the cook we hired was suddenly excusing herself into the toilet three times. That was fine, but my aunt noticed that immediately she was done easing herself, she returned to kitchen and was preparing to continue cooking without washing her contaminated hands. My aunt who was watching her just told her to pause and gave her a dethol sanitizer to clean her hands and quit the kitchen. Seriously, they never allowed her to cook that day o, she only served the food and she was paid thereafter. Say no to cholera! Was that not the right judgement?

Now that petrol is 650per litter, in my family we no longer use our car anyhow anyday, our car is on vacation. To pop your bubbles we made a family roster on when to use the car. See below;
\MON\ unavailable
\TUE\ AVAILABLE (bible study in church, due to its far distance)
\WED\ unavailable( hour of favour, but in a nearby church\
\THUR\ unavailable( prayer meeting in church) use keke or okada or legs for transportation
\FRI\ unavailable
\SAT\ unavailable
\SUN\ AVAILABLE(sunday service)
In this tinubulation era, our car is on vacation and holiday by force by fire. The car cannot come and be enjoying money than the entire family.

Ladies, can you marry a man that cannot fend for himself?
As a lady, can you marry a man who cannot fend for himself, he still depends on his parents for food, clothings and shelter and he then proposes to you. Will you accept his proposal and marry him and be ready to suffer with him, or you will reject him and his proposal?

How much is international passport registration? I want to register.

Sirchiboy:
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Come to wrestle ground let us dig it out like portable and charles

It's obvious you'hv sucked the wrong boob, go and flush it out

Odewaleadesoye:
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Ish ish just dey play!

Sirchiboy:
How do you guys even enjoy it?
Professional in the house show

Stop pretending like you're not a professional, F66lish question

I'hv being trying to stop my mum from consuming excess beef in her food including her addiction to indomie, but to no avail she is not gonna stop. She can eat five pieces of beef in a small plate of rice at a time. And she is not the type that use to stress herself or engage in any exercise, too much of indomie and beef is excess fat. How do i advice her as her child?

Klinxmanz:
abeg shut up and enjoy ur yam, begger!!..

Have you forgotten that we use to beg together in streets. Have you forgotten that you depend on me for your daily living. Klinxmanz this is not fair o! idiot it is you and your family that are beggers

There is one idiot that calls himself a barber in my area. His boss sent him away because of his unseriousness, troublsomeness and his grand theft attitude. We have never set our eyes on him for over 3years. Now he has returned to our area again, looking more worse than before. He even tint is dirty hair into indigo colour abi one stupid colour that did not even fit his skin colour. He has started disturbing the girls in my area, am waiting for the day he will disturb my girlfriend i will just behead him. Now he is wooing my sister, and i dont know if the idiot too has fall him. But she is complaining that he is always harassing her publicly and always into her way. Should i report him to my parents or take jungle justice #violence#

What's the stupidest belief about love and relationships?
mine is the belief of"love is blind". So stupid and foolish including people that use to say it. Thank you

omniwater:
Make hunger finish you or that "stone" comot ya teeth, choose one?

You dey blow stupid grammar on top empty stomach?

Na chibike I blame for giving you something to hold belle.

People like you cannot see helpers

Klinxmanz:
a begger is not a choser, u no get food na u cum see person wey even give u, u cum dey complain, u no shame, healthy poor man! rubbish!!..

I cant blame you, u must be very hungry right now. Eyaaa sorry

EreluRoz:
Kids have dominated nairaland

Ancient of days

1TrippleCee:
Werey. Suffer na your own enjoyment

Bro u lack understanding. Who told you that children who were bathing outside were hungry and from a poor family background. Think before typing

# when it is time for school, our mothers we tell us to take a big iron bucket and go outside and put the big bucket on a flat wood and take our bath. Including our neighbours who are also kids we bath on the same spot and spray water on each other and be starring at each other burnt flat yansh, we no get shame. After bathing we put on our iconic yellow pants and run inside to go and get a dusting powder massage from our mama, then we move. Now we are a matured adolesent. We no send any fucking adult those days. If you are a nigerian and you have never bath outside before, i can proudly tell you that you have not enjoyed childhood. Aside from all those ajebutter children.
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I remember when i was in charge of breakfast, they always complain that the food is undone and too small to sastify the whole family.
For instance eh, if na rice we go chop that morning after 20minutes on fire e don ready. Half of the rice is gone in the name of i want to taste it if the salt is not enough. We boys be agba chef, not until they ban us from the kitchen, we no dey change... BOYS FOR LIFE

Sirchiboy:
I have a friend of mine who is considering committing suicide.
He had tried everything yet luck had not shone on him.
He had fended up with life.
He is calling on people in rivers state to help me with the job even if it is a cleaning job.

That will be his unmendable mistake if he ever tries sucide. Just seek for help and people that are capable should help him

Wahala wahala wahala!
I swear with my ass i have suffered enough today. I have run out of food in my store, but i had an alternative. The alternative was to go and visit my broski chibike. Chibike is an ibo guy and very nice. I told the mumu to give me food and he told me he cooked yam and egg in the morning but could not finish it. I was so glad in my heart and i went to his kitchen and served myself with supplous yam and scrambled egg. As I just took a bit of the yam , it looks like a metal as sinked in my medula affecting the foundation of my precious teeth. Aaaa chibike because you want to manage your gas cooker that is why you decided to prepare the stone david used to kill goliath. I wonder how u go shit for toilet today. Killer chef, you no be chibike but wereybike

What has God done for you that you will never forget?
What God has done for me that i will never forget is when the devil almost made i and my siblings to a fatherless children at a very young. It was so terrifying, and so many storms that shooked our boat terribly. I thank God o

Since we dont know what we are doing again, we dont know where we are coming from or where we are going. Maybe we should just return the power back to the military men or they take it my force. Bcuz me i no understand which kind country b dis oo. Let kukuma know we are controlled my harsh people rather than democracy with harsh economy

I knew my sister used to hide garri in her cupboard because of me and my brother. So i sneaked inside her room and opened her cupboard. Suprisely, i saw two packs of bubble gum inside one shoprite nylon. And i have been warning her that those junks are not good for her oral hygiene. You ladies are addicted to chewing gum.wetin pain the most is that the garri wey i wan thief i no later see am, this girl is playing with my intelligence. I will later know the secret hideout. D.P.O Garri hunter

How do we recognize fake prophets out there, because they are so difficult to identify?

Dem wan beat one small boy life to pulp yesterday bcuz him mama catch him dey buy condom from one bro sodiq. The boy lied to him mama sey he wan go buy pencil for school. Unfortunately for him, he mama pass the same way he pass go open shop, only for her to see her son talking to a stranger(bro sodiq), so she come meet am say where he sabi the man wey he dey talk to, only for her to see 4pieces of condom in a newspaper in his hands. After much of beating sha he later confessed that he was supplying condoms to their neighbours and starts to mention names. Those ones dey police station where dem go hear words wotowoto and public embarassment. I dont know if they have bribed them not report to the media. Cuz i still dey expect make e enter news.

My dad and my younger sister went for shopping in a grocery mall. And when they arrived back, my sis went to greet my mom in the kitchen that they had arrived, and i heard my mom saying this to my sister
" why are you greeting me? After you went out with my husband, go and look for your own! Leave my husband alone".
love nwantiti! Wetin concern my life with who goes for shopping, abeg wetin una bring? Dis elderly people sef [/jealousy/]

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