Sirchiboy:
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Come to wrestle ground let us dig it out like portable and charles

It's obvious you'hv sucked the wrong boob, go and flush it out

Odewaleadesoye:
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Ish ish just dey play!

Sirchiboy:
How do you guys even enjoy it?
Professional in the house show

Stop pretending like you're not a professional, F66lish question

I'hv being trying to stop my mum from consuming excess beef in her food including her addiction to indomie, but to no avail she is not gonna stop. She can eat five pieces of beef in a small plate of rice at a time. And she is not the type that use to stress herself or engage in any exercise, too much of indomie and beef is excess fat. How do i advice her as her child?

Klinxmanz:
abeg shut up and enjoy ur yam, begger!!..

Have you forgotten that we use to beg together in streets. Have you forgotten that you depend on me for your daily living. Klinxmanz this is not fair o! idiot it is you and your family that are beggers

There is one idiot that calls himself a barber in my area. His boss sent him away because of his unseriousness, troublsomeness and his grand theft attitude. We have never set our eyes on him for over 3years. Now he has returned to our area again, looking more worse than before. He even tint is dirty hair into indigo colour abi one stupid colour that did not even fit his skin colour. He has started disturbing the girls in my area, am waiting for the day he will disturb my girlfriend i will just behead him. Now he is wooing my sister, and i dont know if the idiot too has fall him. But she is complaining that he is always harassing her publicly and always into her way. Should i report him to my parents or take jungle justice #violence#

What's the stupidest belief about love and relationships?
mine is the belief of"love is blind". So stupid and foolish including people that use to say it. Thank you

omniwater:
Make hunger finish you or that "stone" comot ya teeth, choose one?

You dey blow stupid grammar on top empty stomach?

Na chibike I blame for giving you something to hold belle.

People like you cannot see helpers

Klinxmanz:
a begger is not a choser, u no get food na u cum see person wey even give u, u cum dey complain, u no shame, healthy poor man! rubbish!!..

I cant blame you, u must be very hungry right now. Eyaaa sorry

EreluRoz:
Kids have dominated nairaland

Ancient of days

1TrippleCee:
Werey. Suffer na your own enjoyment

Bro u lack understanding. Who told you that children who were bathing outside were hungry and from a poor family background. Think before typing

# when it is time for school, our mothers we tell us to take a big iron bucket and go outside and put the big bucket on a flat wood and take our bath. Including our neighbours who are also kids we bath on the same spot and spray water on each other and be starring at each other burnt flat yansh, we no get shame. After bathing we put on our iconic yellow pants and run inside to go and get a dusting powder massage from our mama, then we move. Now we are a matured adolesent. We no send any fucking adult those days. If you are a nigerian and you have never bath outside before, i can proudly tell you that you have not enjoyed childhood. Aside from all those ajebutter children.
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I remember when i was in charge of breakfast, they always complain that the food is undone and too small to sastify the whole family.
For instance eh, if na rice we go chop that morning after 20minutes on fire e don ready. Half of the rice is gone in the name of i want to taste it if the salt is not enough. We boys be agba chef, not until they ban us from the kitchen, we no dey change... BOYS FOR LIFE

Sirchiboy:
I have a friend of mine who is considering committing suicide.
He had tried everything yet luck had not shone on him.
He had fended up with life.
He is calling on people in rivers state to help me with the job even if it is a cleaning job.

That will be his unmendable mistake if he ever tries sucide. Just seek for help and people that are capable should help him

Wahala wahala wahala!
I swear with my ass i have suffered enough today. I have run out of food in my store, but i had an alternative. The alternative was to go and visit my broski chibike. Chibike is an ibo guy and very nice. I told the mumu to give me food and he told me he cooked yam and egg in the morning but could not finish it. I was so glad in my heart and i went to his kitchen and served myself with supplous yam and scrambled egg. As I just took a bit of the yam , it looks like a metal as sinked in my medula affecting the foundation of my precious teeth. Aaaa chibike because you want to manage your gas cooker that is why you decided to prepare the stone david used to kill goliath. I wonder how u go shit for toilet today. Killer chef, you no be chibike but wereybike

What has God done for you that you will never forget?
What God has done for me that i will never forget is when the devil almost made i and my siblings to a fatherless children at a very young. It was so terrifying, and so many storms that shooked our boat terribly. I thank God o

Since we dont know what we are doing again, we dont know where we are coming from or where we are going. Maybe we should just return the power back to the military men or they take it my force. Bcuz me i no understand which kind country b dis oo. Let kukuma know we are controlled my harsh people rather than democracy with harsh economy

I knew my sister used to hide garri in her cupboard because of me and my brother. So i sneaked inside her room and opened her cupboard. Suprisely, i saw two packs of bubble gum inside one shoprite nylon. And i have been warning her that those junks are not good for her oral hygiene. You ladies are addicted to chewing gum.wetin pain the most is that the garri wey i wan thief i no later see am, this girl is playing with my intelligence. I will later know the secret hideout. D.P.O Garri hunter

How do we recognize fake prophets out there, because they are so difficult to identify?

Dem wan beat one small boy life to pulp yesterday bcuz him mama catch him dey buy condom from one bro sodiq. The boy lied to him mama sey he wan go buy pencil for school. Unfortunately for him, he mama pass the same way he pass go open shop, only for her to see her son talking to a stranger(bro sodiq), so she come meet am say where he sabi the man wey he dey talk to, only for her to see 4pieces of condom in a newspaper in his hands. After much of beating sha he later confessed that he was supplying condoms to their neighbours and starts to mention names. Those ones dey police station where dem go hear words wotowoto and public embarassment. I dont know if they have bribed them not report to the media. Cuz i still dey expect make e enter news.

My dad and my younger sister went for shopping in a grocery mall. And when they arrived back, my sis went to greet my mom in the kitchen that they had arrived, and i heard my mom saying this to my sister
" why are you greeting me? After you went out with my husband, go and look for your own! Leave my husband alone".
love nwantiti! Wetin concern my life with who goes for shopping, abeg wetin una bring? Dis elderly people sef [/jealousy/]

What is love

Hurray

Our girlfriends are always sweet and funny sometimes. You give them money to save they spend some for their emergency needs, and bribe you with kiss and massage. As a guy, can you actually save your money in your girl's care?. For me yes, because i wont give her a huge amount of money that will shake off my balance and stamina. What about u?

Why do older couples express geniune affection? I think they should be tired of each other, after all they have been together for so long. What is the cause of that geniune love

As the world has transformed and still transforming, gone are those days when we used to go and consult our parents about our personal life on strange and known things we are facing. Because computer and internet is our father and mother in this modern generation and even the old ones who are still present in this era. For example, from my own life experience!
when i was 15 years old i began to bedrid( i mean s***m). I noticed that i began to have wetdreams and my body was so strong and active that i could Bleep anything fuckable. But i never told my dad, i preferred using my tecnoF1 google to solve my puzzle and explain things to me. Even till to-date i dont consult my parents for any counselling or explanation, instead, i go to the internet or social media to ask questions even in this NL forum. And that is not a good idea! It is somehow addictive, and i bet nothing can change this, it is what it is.

Women make up over half of the world's population and contribute in important ways to societal development generally. Women gender assumes five major roles: mother, wife,producer,homemanager,community organizer,political activist of these key roles outlined, the least has been engendered by women movements attributed to gender discrimination and inequality in nigeria. WOMEN PARTICIPATION IN POLITICS HAS HELP IN BUILDING AND SUSTAINING DEMOCRACY IN GENERAL.

If you had a time machine, would you visit your future or your past?. For me i would choose my past, so that i would pretend to be angel and tell my mum to give birth to me in canada and not nigeria. Because Nigeria will destroy my glory and talent. I sweaar eh

Especially in africa, why do people think single people are unhappy with their relationship status? Do they think they are suffering emotionally? That mentality!

Do think people can change because they love someone? Like for the sake of someone they love? Is it possible?

What is the best relationship advice you have ever received in your life?is it from your parents,guardian, mentor,friend,siblings or from a religious leader

The last card i had in my damn pocket was just N100. I just bought N50 sugar with N50 groundnut. I had two cups of garri in my empty store by luck. I mixed the combo and i was enjoying it, until i saw that one groundnut was floating than the rest of the groundnut. I just used my spoon to flick it out as i was suprised when i discovered it was cockroach not G nut. And i was planning to eat it with suplous garri because it was big and looks delicious,ewwwwwwwh. food poison