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At school, we were having religious studies lectures. And in the process, our lecturer began to expantiate on the effects of western movies in our today's African culture. Then she said a word that created a puzzle in my mind, she said " stop watching gay movies it is contagious". Then the hall uproar and people began to murmur comments. Is there a truth or possibility in what the lecturer said?

Men, if your eve requests for a massage after a longday stress, will you, or just ignore her? Or also request for one in return?

If you and your neighbour have a difference of opinion, settle it between yourselves and do not reveal any secrets. Otherwise everyone will learn that you cant keep a secret, and you will never live down the shame. {PGJ}

I was vibing to asake "lonely at the top". And the song has to be my mom's favourite, so she tried to feel belong by speaking naija pidgin. But i began to use basket to fetch water when she said "na who sang am?" instead of na who sing am? Mama, there is no past tense in pidgin, i said (laughing woto woto)

Opposite gender friendship is the best, if you wanna live long. Because;
1There is less competition
2less danger
3 most of the time you get good advise
4 You feel safe
5 no peer pressure and bad influence
I remember when i was in 100lv, my female friends will always dirturb me to read my books and be focused, but you see my male friends they will be disurbing me to play football and watch nude videos.
The disadvantages are very few!

Omo! Have u ever been in a situation where people will be eating, and u will just be looking like dummy and try to avoid eye contact with their food. It has happened to me in events, churches, at work, at school even at home. Share ur experience.

My networth with the moniker "Testiebobo" is estimated to be $20,000.00 in naira is NGN 32,777,000.00 .
The estimation of the networth is with the calculation of my phone, laptop, jewelries, car, house rent, properties, collection of clothes and shoes, record studio, business and salary.
omo!am rich o LOL

My favourite swallow is actually pounded yam with vegetable soup crowned with ponmo and beef. What is your favourite swallow?

One of the funniest period in my life, was during covid-19 lockdown. I and my dad were playing chess at our corridor and we were having alot of fun. Until the baba told me he is craving for elephant meat pepper soup with palm wine. My yansh just bounced away from the bench i was sitting on, as i began to laugh wholeheartedly. The man was just looking at me, i went to the living room to tell the rest of the family. My mom said "baba yin o temo ikan to se, ni aye coro yin ni eran erin tun wu wan je. O da be! Meaning "your father doesn't know what is worrying him, in this period of coronavirus it is elephant meat he feels like devouring. That is good!

I promised my brother that i will assist him to get a laptop for his design business by contributing half of the money. Th HP system cost 120K, so i should pay 60k.

But it's over 2months now and the money i was expecting did'nt arrive. He called me yesterday to blame me for being the cause why he had already spent half of his contribution.

The last text he sent to me on whatsapp was"thanks for the delay!". And this morning i discovered he had already blocked me. I only saw my messages on his dm and none of his texts were there.

Maybe for while, we should just stop blaming the politians alone for the cause of our country's economic hardship. Let us focus on our fellow citizens like the market women, transport owners like the okada, keke and bus people and banks etc. You see these set of people are also making life more difficult for other citizens. They exagerate the price of their service, and taking advantage of the national hardship as the cause of increase in price. Could you believe that on sunday, i entered a bus from my house junction to my church junction for N200. And just yesterday, i entered the same type of bus to work, and that greedy agbero was telling me it was N300. And seriously, my working place is not far away from my church, they both have the same area address, same goes to the market women. Can you see now? We are the one doing ourselves.

Whatever, i knew the danger of posting the real pic. U dont know who is who. And for those who are saying it is a composed story, i swear i dont care. Since i know it is real, if i had died already u will still say it is fake, so why should i care! I was not blind, so i saw the watermark of shutter stock. Bla bla bla bla bla am out of here!

Thi

Guys, your points are useless. Is it that u dont understand a lame man language? I never plaited my hair, nor tint it, no dreadlocks just fade out FADE OUT for heaven's sake. What is wrong with this people?

As a drummer, i was invited to one church to perform for their upcoming concert.
So in one of their rehearsals, their choir mistress was just staring at my face, and i wasn't comfortable with it. So after the rehearsal, she called me privately and told me that my hairstyle was ungodly and that the church might not want to permit me entry into the church on the choir concert day. And that the pastor will not want strangers to pollute and corrupt the minds of their youths.
Lo and behold, on the concert day i came to the church with my fade out hairstyle, like a handsome nigga i walked towards the church main door, and one skeleton usher didn't allow me to gain entry for the concert, pointing at my head repeatedly. Majestically, i walked away happily. I don chop 10k with no stress , their lazy youths could not produce a drummer. Emi ti jelo temi

;DSee the rice nd beans my gf cooked this afternoon 😅

My uncle is so lazy and idle, he regected the job my dad offered him. He prefers to sleep, eat and watch tv than to go for hustling 🧐. He so much depends on his wife so much. The poor wife is seeking for divorce 💔. What can we do to help him?
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Caaz:
A pack cannot be 42k.
If a pack is that amount,how much then is the carton sold?


A carton of superpack is 18k.

Sorry this is just a little misunderstanding, i meant carton not pack

Greatzeus:
Did you buy a pack of indomie at N42k?
I don't eat indomie and I don't know how much it is sold. But I won't be surprised if you're one of those unfortunate folks that come here to tell us ridiculous prices of goods,far above what it's been sold.
I don't know who asked you, it's you poor wretched nairalanders that are fond of this.

Just pack well! You are offpoint as usual. Your mates that comment on a trend with brain dont have extra foreheads

When last do you cry because of a girl? Mine was last year september, she dumped me. But it cant repeat itself again.

How many times in a day do you read the holy book? For me, not certain!

Indomie addicts this is a trend for you to pour out your sorrow and pain. Soso take your pain!
How do you guys still eat your favourite junk that is now expensive?, When a sachet is now N300 to N600 and a pack is close to 42k or if more than!

We are all surviving, we are not living in this countrrrrry.
Congratulations! To myself because I guess I will have to scrape away lunch for a while until this tribulation is over. Afterall, 1 cup of garri is N300 in my area without groundnut and sugar calculations. What about you?

I decided to find a solution to the expenses we spend on food daily in my home. So i brought this suggestion to my mom and i know it may work for other people:
# I told her that if we calculate the money we spend on petty petty food stuffs we buy daily for breakfast,lunch and dinner the money is close to N5000 per day aside from other things. Also, why not we buy foods in bulk from the market every last saturdays of the month and still sustain us to the next month again. If we collect some thrift contributions and add it up with some handful amount of money in hand and buy food stuffs in bulks, we would be able to pay back easily because the money spent on daily food would be absent. Because things are getting expensive daily, i dont even understand this country again. Happy new month!

Guys, i'hv being battling typhoid for weeks, i need prayers!
I am seriously sick since all this while. It started from malaria and developed to typhoid. I'hv being managing the typhoid with some prescriptions like antibiotics and chlramphenical(chloromycel). In this current economical hardship, one is seriously sick. I swear nothing is better than a sound health. I NEED PRAYERS!

MidasTouch15:
It's not a must to create a topic everyday, op

It's not a must to reply a topic everyday

I dont know if i'm alone on this observation, have you ever noticed that your girlfriend is always wearing english wears and have never approach native wears before? Because, i noticed mine has never put on a native dress before! Or are they doubting the beauty of culture?cuz english is not our own

Has any nigerian celebrity acquired bugatti before and now?

I usually doubt my dad whenever he wants to cook for the family, but my mum knew he could cook better than her, so she would always look for excuses like" epele! Se mope esese de lati ibise ni, so mi fe ke stress ara yi rara, Ema worry ma se. Which means "sorry! You know you just arrived from work, so i dont want you to stress yourself at all, dont worry i will do it"
However, we later discovered our father's culinary talent when my mum had serious malaria and was very weak to cook for the family. My dad just called i and my sister to the kitchen to come and assist him in some petty things. Myself and my sister were already salivating even when the food was yet to be done. My dad prepared a super delicious egusi soup made with palmoil and some orisirisi inside the soup and crowned with a swallow of semovita. I swear when my mom ate the food, her malaria disappered and never returned.

Michael jnr collins & Maria hollard, both indegenes of miami in Florida, United States of America. Broke up a day to their 1year anniversary of being together as lovers.
According to Maria, she went to Michael's home in plantations field where he lives to prepare him for their anniversary. But when she got there, Boris (micheal's younger brother) told her that Micheal was'nt at home that he went to see a friend. But Boris told her that he saw him riding on his red bike to lara's house(maria's close friend)
However when she got to lara's house she saw michael's red bike parked around the garden. She began panting! Then she knocked the door and later discovered it was unlocked. She then opened the door gently and sneaked inside, she went into the rooms in her apartment but saw nobody except her basement. However she walked gently into the basement and discovered they were# fingering each other# she said (with tears in her eyes). In disappointment she smashed a spoilt vacuum part on his right cheek. The end