₦airaland Forum

good news. waiting for the return of the remaining girls.


see miracle: only her waka come from sambisa...

i was here

francleanflexy: the topic says get paid with 'ur sperm'
do i really need to say more?

i guess not. lol! @ topic though

How that one take better the life of the average owerri resident.


i talk'am say this rocha*s na mumu.


fool governing imo state since 2011

22?! anyways, age is but a number.


u said u're 22yrs,but i think u should act like a 27/28 yr old while u rep us at big broda.

N.B: no go dey follow ugly boys with dada for there o!, and also remember,no finger finger things abeg!.

Wish u luck leelee.

this list no dey two o!. which one be jankwanu?


jankwanu kor jancopi ni.

the name funny sha!

majekdom2: are there any perfect beings ? Are you without flaws? Grow up man.

yeah!,@25 i think i still need to 'grow up'.

i'm not perfect,will never be,don't even wanna be.

majekdom2: must you guys bash naija babes on every thread even when it is not related to them.it takes an awesome girl for that guy to have done that .... not just naija alone.

awesome girl indeed!.


it takes an awesome girl to do awful things to a guy that is being oblivious of her fickle nature.


Awesome girls doing awful things to guys since the day 'awesome Dellila' engineered the awful downfall of the unsuspecting Sampson.

francleanflexy: lol
English language no dey easy oh. The topic of this thread got me
laughing.
get paid with ur sperm today... Lol

Have a better topic for the thread?

engineerd: Dang...a lot of Single Nigerian witches are viewing this thread.......keep on dreaming!!!!....most of yall witches should be proposed to with a hott slap!!!!

some naija girls don't deserve this kinda proposal.what they deserve is a proposal in sambisa forest with shekau and his boys mounting the stop and search...

Nigerian police!


this one wey them start with police,i hope say them no go end with police o!. police is no ones friend o!.

seunmsg: Story for the gods. So many advantages are dia in being non virgin.

like that bastard-conji

...when better brains are roaming the streets of naija jobless, we have a 'stone age mad man' at the DHQ gulping millions and vomiting rubbish,and to think he is one of those entrusted with the responsibility of paddling the security affairs of this nation is the more reason why i cry in oatience jonathan's[chai! chai!!]voice.

...while better brains are roaming the streets of naija jobless, we have a 'stone age mad man' at the DHQ gulping millions and vomiting rubbish,and to think he is one of those entrusted with the responsibility of paddling the security affairs of this nation is the more reason why i cry in oatience jonathan's[chai! chai!!]voice.

brainzdh: Thanks buddy! Funny enough, I got my current job via nairaland so this is one of my little ways of 'giving back'.

well more will come ur way. u'll only get better by His grace.

America! America!! America!!! i think say we don gain independence already,abi una wan colonise us too.


make una let naija be na!. na must say we go turn gay/ stop swearing by the name of God?!.

4tunebest: Who says you can't meet your soulmate on NL?

Nairaland connecting people since 1859

How did it happen bro,tell us ur story!

Any guy that'll fall for that no sex till marriage thing must be termed a fish brain just like the ladies.


Every lady will tell u no sex initially,but u know what,they do that to save their respect and check their pride. itz up to u as a guy to let her know what u want(sex) and trust me she doesn't want to stick to her initial claims,except for the 'deeper life sisters'.


she expects u to make the move,and if u don't,god help u she doesn't meet a fast/swift guy who would finally make her settle for sex.and what becomes of u,u get friend zoned or better put,u wait for marriage while someone else screws ur 'bride' for u.

MissMalia: na u go knw...c ya mouth lyk feel among.Shuld al relatnshp b based on Sex?

all relationships shouldn't be based on sex,but it should be based on exploiting a hommie right?

Space booked.

Civil Engr. Zone!

lordizak: I would encourage her to be open to me. it's a choice, I have seen parents forcing their kids to date, its natural, u can't advice against or for it. I would even be friends with their spouses. the only clause will be for my daughter not to accept gifts from any man whilst in my house.

what kind of gift?

'biggie belle'??

The rating dey put food for table?

we've discovered alot and nothing has been done about them. abeg make them stop to dey discover and act on the ones wey we don discover already.

nneh1: This is so true bcs I go crazy over a guy that does any of these especially no 1,2 4 and 6 but unfortunately they don't.

u'll go gaga for players cos they alone would do all these just to have a field day with jelly between ur legs.


make ur boyfrnd no hear u o!

keep up the good work Op.


though i'm an undergraduate,but i still recognize the significance of ur work here.


hope to get an IT placement help from u by february next year[God willing].

majekdom2: oh seen , so thats ur defiition of success ..... have a deeper thought.

if that is not success then what is? perhaps u meant success in a different sense

majekdom2: What are his gains ? would he see himself as having true success.

what success could be morethan beating Buhari in April 2011 and a repeat come 2015?

OrlandoOwoh: When Obasanjo said Jonathan was training sniper, some people condemned the retired general. Is the picture getting clearer now?

no!


paint a new picture

Seun: Trust me, that's not happening.

I was not aware of the kids!! I shall now faint.

thank jah u will not be adding to the already alarming number of unemployed naijaz.


pheeeew!

fubbyy: you are right, am light skinned

good for u, dark beards works magic for pple of ur skin colour

yuzedo: I was going to shade the f*ck outta ya, but:

- all your points are actually valid
- Bonus points for the humorous undertone.
- Your profile picture actually (surprisingly) contains a handsome bobo-nkiti somebody (although in a light-skin nigga kinda way)

.. You should probably catch some heat for the raggedy-azz jerry-curl and batty-boy lip-gloss, but yuzedo shall not be the executioner today or ever. Salute!

'bobo nkiti'


that word rili got me lmao...lol!

prettythicksme: hmmm what is the meaning of ebe anoo before I respond to that

it means

spot on

thatz the main thing

thatz what we are talking about

u know phrases like that