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chiefololade: Friend is positive, the negative one is foe

Foe or friend, that is the question.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]And why must she go after me? That's the question you guys need to ask before I give you reasons for my actions!
Every man who doesn't show love to his wife, who doesn't care for her, who doesn't give her attention, who doesn't f-uck her well on bed........ Well I'm sorry but another man will!
Life's unfair isn't it?
Well to me, I believe life's a game that got rules we must abide too....... If you don't understand the game, YOU'LL GET PLAYED[/quote]How old is this guy?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Love is knowing that there are people out there who are more beautiful/handsome/richer/intelligent than your partner, but deciding to stick loyally to them.
. .

That said.

You may have had sad experiences but that is no excuse to Rob a fellow man of his joy, simply because his wife is stupidly throwing herself at you. If she has no shame, have you no shame as well?

Anyway, sleep with her all you want but one day, your future wife will also love the swag and combination of another man. Bear that in mind. [/color]

Aptly put.

Uyi Iredia: Ok. But it may take some time, so you'll have to stick it out on this forum if you're that curious. I'm following you too.

It has been a week and one day. How is it going. Have you implemented a plan of action? Status report, please. Or were you just pulling my leg?

mr arranger: THANK YOU!!!

You're welcome

davseun2ta: well, i think am in love with you

*awwwwww*

opeano: as much as i lov dis story, u fail to finish it up. D morale of d story i mean.

I don't think it has a morale, only a punch line. Unless it is...If it sounds to good to be true, it probably is. Or maybe...Don't stand next to a pool full of Beasties, you might get pushed in.

Superman Bachelor
Submitted by Ralph Okosun
There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only one daughter.
When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come out on a particular day to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.
On that set day, all the able-bodied young men came out. Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses and swords.
The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: "any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter. In addition, I’ll give him 15 million naira, a car and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!"
As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts, a helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and crocodiles into the pool.
Immediately all the men turned back and started wearing their shirts again. Dissapointed, some of them said “make de man go marry im pikin jo!”.
All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman struggled his way across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he made it to the other side as the would-be in-law, panting.
The rich man, could not believe it. He asked the man to name anything he wanted.
The man was still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself together and made his request saying, “…show me the pesin wey… push me inside di swimming pool”

Handsomeemmy: The diaper has spoken.

Now that is funny!

Popowaa: Mynd u wan turn mod for every section?

Mynd sounds like one of my students...LOL

So, does this job come with a salary? School is out for the summer and I need something to do.

I know this is not Pidgin...It is Yoruba, I think. Can someone translate please.
Moni ife re Iyawo mi atata

druid06: The bolded part got me cracking, like seriously who do you think you're deceiving.. Not me though!

You have obviously never read anything I have ever written about s3x. Perhaps you should know something about the person you are commenting about before you do it. I should do the same. I apologize. Also, I should have read the comment more thoroughly before commenting. Tex

druid06: The bolded part got me cracking, like seriously who do you think you're deceiving.. Not me though!

What u believe is not my concern. Bless your heart

CAMEROONPRIDE: women control the whole thing. if you say no there will b no possibility for him to pull out his d1ck

Well we are not talking about me here anyway. The day I open my legs it will be for my husband.

CAMEROONPRIDE: close your legs

exactly! my bad, I should have said both. The comment was about contraception for men though, wasn't it.

pleep: [size=16pt]Im waiting for women to invent a male birth control pill [/size]

... and i'll probably keep waiting.

It already exists: Keep it in your pants

daik: undertaking can only be dangerous if you took the wrong way to it.

It is well.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I'm know I have...thanks[/quote]I sorry to be a derail-er...but is there anything I can do to help? PM if you like...although I did not get the one's sent today...try though please...I worry about you.

daik: feet ordered by God walk to destiny fulfillment

Fulfillment can be a dangerous undertaking. *Or fun depending on how u look at it.*

[quote author=Mynd_44]That's a good idea[/quote]Trying to cheer you up...you have been so morose of late...

ypeace: ..... Brilliant post

thank you

daik: Warning not heed to brings destruction

Destruction comes on swift feet.

*morning daik*

[quote author=Dumkele_1]I think guys should just be appreciative cos many of us have not been able to do half what these women have done.if u think their inventions are petty then pleeeease remove ur windscreen wipers...still amazed dat it wuz a woman dat designed bullet proof for police vests.....[/quote]Thank you very much...you hear that Jackballs... yeah I called you that

jackbauersballs: Most of the 'inventions' you listed up there are just aids to help a woman keep her place in the kitchen.

Claiming Ironing boards and Rolling Pins as inventions...Really?

I guess u dress as disheveled as you speak. (ironing board indeed)
I still love you though.

Richfella: Hahaha...you f**cking bast**d!!

Well, it is said that Africa is the cradle of man...so we could say the African Woman 'invented' the umbilical-cord .

I found this interesting...note that some are black women...although it occurs to me that the day we achieve racial equality, will be the day when no one has to qualify any statement with: black man, white man...black woman, white woman. It will simply be: man or woman.

(I checked this with Snopes and the information is not completely accurate, but I think you get the gist.)

LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE


A very humorous and revealing story is told about a
group of white people who were fed up with African-
Americans, so they joined together and wished
them away. They passed through a deep dark
tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where
there is an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief.
At last, they said, no more crime, drugs, violence and
welfare. All of the blacks have gone!

Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA" is
Not America at all--only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished
Because the nation was built on a slave-supported
system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because
Alexander Mils, a black man, invented the elevator,
And without it, one finds great difficulty reaching
higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a
Black man, invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph
Gambol, also black, invented the Super Charge System
for Internal Combustion Engines, and Garrett A.
Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit
system because its predecessor was the electric
trolley,
which was invented by another black man, Albert R.
Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a
rapid transit system could operate, they were
cluttered with paper because an African American,
Charles Brooks invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and
books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener,
William Purveys invented the fountain pen and Lee
Barrage invented the Type Writing Machine and W. A.
Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They were
all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters,
articles and books, they would not have been
transported by mail because William Barry invented the
Postmarking and Canceling Machine, William Purveys
invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented
the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph
Smith invented the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the
Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to
be poorly ventilated and poorly heated. You see,
Frederick Jones invented the Air Conditioner and Alice
Parker the Heating Furnace. Their homes were also dim.
But of course, Lewis Later invented the Electric Lamp,
Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville T.
Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch. Their
homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward
invented the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door--barefooted,
Shabby, motley and unkempt. But what could one expect?
Jan E. Matzelinger invented the Shoe Lasting Machine,
Walter Sammons Invented the Comb, Sarah Boone
invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon
invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have
dinner amidst all of this turmoil. But here again, the
food had spoiled because another Black man, John
Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be
like without the contributions of Blacks, as

African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "By the time we leave
for work, Americans have depended on the inventions
from the minds of Blacks."

Black history includes more than just slavery,
Frederick Douglass, Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm
X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B. Dubois.

Javanian: check your spam folder

I did. It is not there. @ Kambo I modified my quote.

siddiq202: @texanomaly you get time no be small. But majority of what you posted up there are till...

I got time because school is out for the summer. Thank you

texanomaly: @ Kambo...if you are trying to PM I am not getting anything. Sorry

hmmm...I have gotten them in the past. Not getting today. Strange dis. Do you have a solution? Do you follow anyone else that follows me?

siddiq202: You could still come up with something to show that women can do better

Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882

Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952

Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 193

Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812

Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872

Disposable diaper Marion Donovan 1950

Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917

Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881

Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917

Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887

Globes Ellen Fitz 1875

Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892

Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966

Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882

Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951
Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879

Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899
Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871

Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891

Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904

Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956

Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965

Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900

Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845

Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903


Happy now?