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AdolfHitlerxXx:
If i have to explain, then you need...

Short-answer: WEAVING.

What's "museum-worthy" to you? Have you ever even been in a museum before?

You tried to appear smart and failed woefully. I have been to several museums and i know this is a work of art.

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lel1.gif

Try again

Nearly every market has handwoven stuff. Making a motorcycle isn’t that extraordinary, especially in these contemporary times.

But I understand. Like many Nigerians with limited exposure, the mediocre and mundane amazes you. I sympathize.

ignis:
Please let the sleeping dog lie.

Ekiseme:
She should let it go.

You people should be ashamed of yourselves for these disgraceful posts.
People are standing up for themselves and you people are trying to encourage impunity and sow the seed of cowardice.

Pathetic

AdolfHitlerxXx:

From your comment history, I have serious doubts you can achieve this at 50.

What did you achieve at his age ?

The 18-year old's creation should be put in a museum promoting culture by the way... Western tourists would appreciate this

Please what ‘culture’ does this celebrate ? Why is this museum worthy?

gudnex22:
All you talk about us tithe please speak up against Fulani hellsmen (herdsmen) and other social vices going on in the country.
Antichrist

At least he’s speaking about one thing being used to mislead Nigerians.

What have YOU done to speak up about anything at all?

expect insults from people who identify as 'born again Christians '.

See now?
All those pushing the tribal angle in the GTB-Innoson saga and claiming Fidelity bank as 'biafra bank' should hang their heads in shame.

psychologist:
Excuse me sir
You were among the people that sold us this hogwash

In 2015, nobody knew Buhari would be this useless.
You people that voted for a GEJ that was already a confirmed useless leader should be the ones explaining to us why you hate Nigeria so much.

Lorbar:
After reading Bible, the next thing is to sleep on each other

So sex in marriage is now a sin?

You better go for Deliverance from this spirit of confusion.

dyadeleye:
SeriouslyThe black races are deluded ...

Is your case not even far worse?

At CES 2018, companies are showing off AI, Self driving cars, high end gadgets and transformative technologies like 5G. You're here condemning black african races not for being four decades behind the West, but for making racy maternity photos?

You need exposure.

Only thing I know is that the sheer amount of hatred and abuse Mr Freeze collects from so-called 'Christians' over his criticism of some pastor's doctrines, it's clear that these people are idol (pastor) worshippers and have nothing in common with Christ.

ImpressionsNG:
These people are funny.

Your 3G network is comatose (a glorified 2G), you have not perfected your so-called 4g (which is also a super glorified 2G), yet you are introducing a so-called 5G? We don't want, thanks but no thanks. All we ask for the the real 3G. Not once have we experienced real 3G Internet speed in Nigeria. We will be content with that for now.

While waiting for MTN to improve their data services (which will definitely be a long wait), you can increase your height by a few inches in the meantime. A powerful herb combined with a fee targeted exercises can do the magic. Get the full details...... http://www.impressions.ng/how-to-grow-taller-increase-height-naturally/

Speak for yourself. My MTN 4G LTE works pretty well in Lagos...I regularly get speeds 30Mbps on my phone.

Ngeela:
I don't see any why there should be a controversy over this issue, some jobs are not meant for everyone. If the job description doesn't suit, then try elsewhere. My own piece of mind

If dem say you no get sense, you will think it’s an insult.
You don’t see anything wrong with disqualifying women with stretch marks - a natural occurrence in many - AFTER they’d paid for the application?

If they had said all men with dicks longer than 4.5 inches be disqualified, I wonder how many of you would be cheering it on?

EternalTruth:
shut up that gutter mouth.
Edo State isn't a Niger Delta State. During restructuring Edo and Delta States would be geopolitically zoned back to the South West.
There are no longer part of us in S.S and N.D.
cc AdaFonju nengibo etc

so you're saying that Delta State - the State named after the River Niger's Delta - will no longer be part of the 'Niger Delta States'?

madness indeed.

It took FOUR 20+ year old students to assemble a quadcopter kit and you people are praising this as a big innovation?

Nigerians love mediocrity. Shameful.

doctokwus:
The Northern part of Nigeria is a big problem to our collective sanity and unity of purpose as a people and a country.
How can you cheer the same person that is causing your misery if you are not hypnotized with glue sniffing?

This is where you people get it wrong. EVERY part of Nigeria is a big problem to our collective sanity.

Was it any more sane for people in the South East to follow Nnamdi Kanu in droves, or to spread whatsapp messages alleging ethnic reasons for the Innoson - GTB spat?

"GTB is owned by Yorubas and they are working with the Hausa-Fulani led EFCC to frustrate Innoson"

You think this mantra that was repeated by thousands is any more logical than people on a fuel queue cheering Buhari?

Or you think the people gearing up right now in Edo State to travel to Italy via Libya despite the slavery issues are any less illogical?

Abeg, don't localize it. Many Nigerians are either mad or completely illogical.

shiftback:
This isn’t the first time we have received several hints about Africa’s Number one smartphone maker, TECNO releasing one innovative phone or the other. In fact, most of the rumours turn out to be true.

Apparently you don't know the meaning of the word 'innovative'. Zero innovations in their phones.

shiftback:
Some months ago, rumour mill buzzed about TECNO launching one of the best camera phones in Africa and when the device eventually launched (the Phantom , it turned out to be the smartphone with one of the best camera features till date.

Joke post?

femmix112:
nop hyenas dont attack things taller than them.»»»

INTELLECT

You're in the running for the 'most ignorant post of 2018' award.

Leave Telemundo and watch wildlife channels, you no go gree.

No hyenas in Abia.
If your friend had met a fully grown spotted hyena, he'd be a dead man.

Excellent.
Abeg where their office Dey make I go report Arik air.

whitestar01:
So it means that our engineering students can't generate steady power if given the chance and money instead of going to spend such huge amount of money on solar power supply that won't last up to a single year

I know you think you’ve said something intelligent. But I’m here to tell you that you’ve made a daft comment.

Cheers.

thunder74:
This guy should stop targeting soft targets, if he truly cares, he should focus on the government misrules too.

Why don’t you give Nigerian Pastors this same advice? Nigeria will be much better for it.

Start with your own pastor this coming Sunday.

Integrafamoo:
Thank God that you mentioned that he built a bridge and 100m invested in agriculture for each LGA. There is autonomy for LGA in ekiti, ask your chairman. Even the blind can see what fayose has done in term of infrastructural development in ekiti considering the debt profile and the meagre resources. He is owing me some months salary but the thruth must be told. The roads he has dualized within 2 years have out-numbered all his predecessors' put together. I am not saying he is perfect. This is fajuyi, ado ekiti.

A fountain with blue LEDs is your milestone for development ?
God will punish you sycophants!

Mr Freeze, a true hero of our times.

ezenwajosh:
Hahaha...wea talking about Fulani killing in benue

What of the people killed in Rivers State? Are they not humans too?

Even the PDP talking knows that they cannot win Lagos in 2019. He is just going through the motions. That’s his job.

The real sad story is that there are actually mugus that believe him...and think there’s a chance.

JONNYSPUTE:
. Read my first post,I asked where will he sleep with the wife after the traditional wedding and not where he will do it. Can't you read and comprehend?. Nawa o

So you will build a whole house just so you have a place to sleep after traditional wedding, trad that is usually done in the village or house of the bride?

How can you enter 2018 with such idiocy?! Have you no regard for those who paid for your education?

anonimi:
......from the unpaid salaries and pensions of teachers, workers etc
Nigerians are bloody lazy mofos waiting for some karma to deal with ordinary people like us whom we allow to be our leaders looters.


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What did the good people of Imo state do to deserve such a man as Rochas?

Terrible.

BudeYahooCom:
Mr man, if you know what is good better build that house before you go into the ups and downs of marriage and family responsibility. All these morons asking your father why he didn't build a house won't be there for you when you start sleeping under bridge with your kids and probably become suicidal.

If your father didn't build but spent the money training you in school then you strive to build and make him happy and proud. There is no need to be rebellious. If you disown that man, you'll still need him one way or the other when life starts throwing serious jabs at you.

There is no need rushing into marriage and start producing kids especially in a wicked country like this zoo where nobody will give a damn about them when things go south and exposing them to suffering. Prepare for them. Build..invest.

Build first and make hay while the sun shines. Marrige live will defintely cut through your finances. Be prepared.

If he builds in the village, will he not go and still rent a house in town? Or does having a house in the village give you automatic lodging in Ikoyi?

How is building a house in the village that he’ll rarely stay in be considered an investment?

Someone that is buoyant enough to pay school fees for his kid brother in medical school and you assume he’ll be sleeping under bridge if he gets married. A man of 34 is who you’re upbraiding for ‘rushing into marriage’. Should he marry at 45?

You destiny killers should stop giving moronic advice to this man! Such wicked, brainless advice.

@Op

There are people here who are advising you to do what your dad says and build in your village.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are very foolish people.

Of what use is a house in the village to you at this point when you do not live in the village? Do you want to be an aged man when your kids are in their twenties? Do you expect your fiancée to wait forever? Is the fact that you’re paying your youngest brothers school fees - a task that should be your dad’s responsibility- not enough?

Go ahead and plan your wedding. If your old man chooses not to attend your wedding, so be it.

At 34 you should be living life as a man, making your own decisions. Not dancing to the whims of a man who wants you to build his retirement home for him.

If you want to compromise, start moulding a few blocks in the village and draw up a timeline to get the house built within a few years, but still get married now. If e still no gree, bind and gag him and take him for exorcism.

EternalTruths:
Good Morning Afonjas.

So this is the government voted by you people who claim to be sophisticated.

Some peoples education is a complete waste of money.

Yes. Your own education is clearly a waste of money since you could not even read or comprehend the Article.

You are an embarrassment to your tribe.

Gkemz:
APC is doing this to frustrate wike's government just like it did during Jonathan's government. All these attacks in Rivers, Adamawa and Borno, Benue, Plateau, etc against Christians through fulani herdsmen parading themselves as gunmen are politically motivated.

So by this your allegation, where are the killings in Delta, Ekiti and the South Eastern states? Are those not PDP states again? Are those Governors immune to ‘frustration’?

Receive sense in this 2018!!

chiefojiji:
Sars will now be shooting sporadically!!


Confused nation! Confused leaders

Congrats! With only a day to go, your post still may just nick the award for the dumbest post of 2017.