₦airaland Forum

berem: some gullible christians will actually believe this shiit! choi! ok God also told me to cook a pot of soup without fire and you know what.....my soup is ready to eat! mtscheeew!

hahahahahaha! Oya wey the eba dey?

Say what?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]............lmao[/quote]why dem no try?

Na lie!

Benissues: Dey did some in house recruitment last dec....i ve a neghbour who attended......abeg mke we 4get dis pple....na 'paddy paddy ' mata dem dey do oh!.....anyway God go help us!

nawaaaaoooo! So pesin nor go fit go apply and succeed base on merit. Whick con3 be dis

GhostFaceKiller: wetin you go do?

abeg make i hear word...

you b@stards have thrived in an atmosphere of fear and intimidation but not with me.If you phuck with me I will let you have the whole kaffir d1ck!

yo take it easy niccur

Freezle: Hey Mr and Mrs Moderator, I just want to say I'm really grateful how naira land has kept me updated on the news in this country and beyond... Sometimes, I'm not really happy with what I see on the front page.. You can't tell me there is no news to put in that position because the likes of CNN and BBC always have news to broadcast.
I would be glad if you can do something about what comes to the front page of this site.
Thanks and I hope I'm being heard. **smiles

ok we don hear.

knockturnal: I voted for Obasanjo.......I mean, that guy cant be any worse in both policies or looks

lmao
Inside Obasanjo and this man who wowo passs? Abeg I need answer sharp sharp!

Abeg shey na only one cloth she get?

If you have been on Nairaland and haven't make any Naira pls don't dull yourself!

You never see where dem move pesin car e come find am for under the gutter?

neksummi: Just back from church. This is the first day of the week! Hope everyone is charged up for the week's activities.

We're going to have our 8k and 5k ca.sh award wi.nners this week. Those who are going to be the first to work
with me to make their ten sales in my 1st and 2nd level teams before Friday Jan. 18.

happy sunday mr Neksummi. Pls I av a Q, how much can one make from one particular recruit as the it goes on?? And does it means one will stop receiving payment frm a particular prospect after being dropped at #2?

goodmike7: Blind follower to a blind leader.

coconut head

Government magic.

Right here where I rest I dey lem anytin at anytime no schedule we live for the moment.

Pray directly to your God, he can hear you and he answers.

Gbawe: Thank you ojare. Those opposed to this merger here are the usual biased individuals devoted to one thing or another far more than to what is best for their nation . Anyone able to work with the truth and knows what obtains elsewhere ,even around us in Africa, will agree the PDP has to go. No doubt about that. All Parties may consist of crooks but the PDP is the one Party not interested in making any concession whatsoever. That will not get us anywhere because this model of leadership is redundant and has been rejected across Africa to deliver the progress we are now seeing others make. Leaders are beginning to understand and accept that they must give back to the people. The PDP , as the most evil Party in the world, will never understand that concept let alone accept it.

Nigeria must therefore get rid of this evil Party, with motto entirely consisting entirely of a few looting the wealth of the Nation while giving nada back, to stand a chance of progress. Nothing less than this merger can defeat the PDP - a desperate Party ready to spend every last kobo of Nigeria's wealth to retain the positions it uses to continue it's mindless looting. I will personally be involved. Let them get the formalities tied up. From 2014, na battleground we dey.

2015 is around the corner, pdp is goin down. Enough is enough abeg!

By 2015 I see CPC winning at least 2-3 SE and SS states each. And at least 5 states in the west.

Vincent 4: Bleep and to hell with All Muslim

are you ok!? Someone should attend to this psycho!

Aizebioje: ...

lol

SAINT DADA: have u received any bank alert 4 been second to comment?...ode!

how can he receive a bank alert when he has no bank account

Pls what is the essence of this thread?

Where are the names of likes of; Dora Akunyili, rochas okrocha, pat utomi, etc let then also support this move.

trendystuf: Is Nigerian Comedian, Okey Bakassi Now A Pastor?

We know Nollywood comedian Okey Bakassi is a funny man, but this time around, he's gone religious!!!
Read his letter to God and let's have your take:

Dear Almighty Sir,
I don’t know what time it is in your area so I’ll simply say good day Sir. I’m very grateful for making me experience 2013 and I’m sorry for all my sins in 2012.
I would have promised not to sin in 2013 but I don’t want to lie because you already know my future.
Please help me be a better and more successful person this year. Also protect and bless my family, friends and fans.
F

I hereby present some personal issues before you:
1. Will Nigeria be better this year or ever? If no I seek your approval to go and take up citizenship somewhere else but if yes be fast before they empty our treasury and our oil wells run dry.
2. Please help us with the exchange rate. Help de Naira catch up with the dollar.

3. Have you relocated Hell to Nigeria? If no, what are Boko Haram and Kidnappers doing here?
4. Do we allow GEJ do another term? If no please do something before we ‘Occupy Everywhere’.
5. Adjust the brain of our youths so that their savings will end up in bank accounts not boutiques and night clubs.

6. There are more diseases now than brands of condom available. What do we do? Urgent answer required.
7. Please is your son coming soon? We have forgotten the meaning of true love since the last time he came.
8. Please I need your BB pin if possible, I want to send you pictures and links of what pastors and government officials are doing with our money. I guess you already know.
On behalf of my wife and children I say thank you.
Yours Faithfully
Okey ‘Bakassi’ Onyegbule

Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/is-okey-bakassi-now-pastor.html#more

Funny but disrespectful to God.

ifyalways: Muki muki do you need to be "reminded" to add pinshures of the coaches?

Oh lordy me but that Zambia coach na eye candy. Just add his picture please

Moderator wey nor know him work na "Pako" show us some fine, well toned flesh jor

make I send you my picture na suegbe

Ok. Good luck to STFC (Super Tasty Fried Chickens)