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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Steps Out in Blue And Orange Outfit by That9jaVine(m): 7:53pm On Jan 04, 2015
Wow..she's looks extremely amazing
Romance / Re: Meet Abuja Big Girl Who Dumped Her BF & Payed 10million Naira Into His Account by That9jaVine(m): 7:52pm On Jan 04, 2015
cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Photo:Timaya Pictured At His New House Smoking Weed by That9jaVine(m): 7:48pm On Jan 04, 2015
Bong
Politics / Re: See Photos From President Jonathan's 2nd Daughter's Wedding. by That9jaVine(m): 7:48pm On Jan 04, 2015
Pweety girl. I likey
Celebrities / Re: Dakore Egbuson:How I Met And Fall In Love With My Hubby And Y I Cut My Dreadlock by That9jaVine(m): 7:47pm On Jan 04, 2015
Ok
Romance / Re: Sleeping With Your Wife Or Husband Is Like Sleeping With Your Sister Or Brother by That9jaVine(m): 7:40pm On Jan 04, 2015
kilokeys:


dude.. u r sick..
chai. i just had rice turkey and coke o.. why u wan spoil my belle na..

ur mind is messed up guy

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 5 Thing You Should Never Do When In A Casual Relationship by That9jaVine(m): 7:39pm On Jan 04, 2015
Buying properties in your partner's name..yeah,its totally absurd. I mean, who does that? Who?
Romance / Re: Must Have Before You Toast A Nigerian Lady by That9jaVine(m): 7:37pm On Jan 04, 2015
See all the viewers..they are mostly males. Una won learn abi?
Family / Re: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by That9jaVine(m): 7:36pm On Jan 04, 2015
Hehehe buttpad? Really?
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Releases New Pictures by That9jaVine(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2015
undecided
Programming / Re: Uniben Student Develops Antivirus Software For Computers by That9jaVine(m): 3:01pm On Jan 04, 2015
herald9:

[size=11]At first I thought it was that Unibenstudent.... I for say o...whether him fit root gionee P2 talkless of developing a computer software ..embarassed
/size]

grin grin
Celebrities / Re: PICTURED: Cossy Orjiakor Steps Out In Cleavage-concealing Outfit by That9jaVine(m): 3:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
Is she now a classy hoe? undecided
Romance / Re: I Found Out My Girlfriend Had Sex With My Best Friend On The New Year Day. HELP by That9jaVine(m): 1:49pm On Jan 04, 2015
@NaLaugh

They should all opt in for a party..shebi?
Religion / Re: Shocked! My Cousin Bro Died Of Motor Accident But His Spirit Is Disturbing by That9jaVine(m): 1:06pm On Jan 04, 2015
NaLaugh:


This ain't about respect. It's about responding to ridiculous tales/problems with ridiculous solutions cool

How da heck does one hear "knocks" or whatever, and then immediately conclude it is the ghost of whomever.


That's as ridiculous as me saying i heard something like a knock at my door, and opened it - but no one was there.

THEREFORE, it can only mean one thing - that Genevieve, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj came knocking at my
door to have a hot "foursome," and although i did not see any sign of them, that is my story, and i'm sticking to it.

Hehehe foursome. The fantasy of every man.

To the OP, the story is real to him and yes, ridiculous to you. And you just implying that is an insult to his belief. Truth be told, I don't even know where I stand. I've heard similar stories before. It might be true or it might be his sense of lost taking the very best of his mind.
Crime / Re: Father Christmas Arrested For Defiling 5-year-old Schoolgirl by That9jaVine(m): 12:32pm On Jan 04, 2015
Psychedelia:
Fred: Good work, gang! We captured the Evil Santa at last.

Velma: Now let's see who the Evil Santa really is...
*takes off mask*
*gasp* MR. YERIMA!!!

You better not moan
you better not cry
you better just bone, I'm telling you why...
YERIMA IS COMING, TO TOWWWN

You better not shout
you better not fight
you better not whine, I'm telling you why...
YERIMA IS COMING, TO TOWWWN

He sees you when you're 16
He knows you're underage
He knows you are just 5 years old, so be TIGHT for goodness sake

Sooo you better not cry
you better not fight
you better not whine, I'm telling you why...
YERIMA IS COMING, TO TOWWWN!

Oh my God!! Assuming I read this in the church, people go call me out for deliverance. Guy, I don't know how you composed this but it's fvcking hilarious. "so be TIGHT for goodness sake" oh my! Two ribs down!!


#Idontmindquotingthewholepost

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Religion / Re: Shocked! My Cousin Bro Died Of Motor Accident But His Spirit Is Disturbing by That9jaVine(m): 12:28pm On Jan 04, 2015
NaLaugh:
call ghostbusters

I was gonna type this..but I thought it'd be disrespectful..and I dey fear coz I no want the ghost to come disturb me o! grin
Celebrities / Re: Photo:Fun Time!Peter Okoye Playing Game With His Kids by That9jaVine(m): 10:18am On Jan 04, 2015
3 dogs?
Crime / Re: Mother Kills Own Day Old Baby by That9jaVine(m): 10:18am On Jan 04, 2015
cry
Politics / Re: Military Repels Attack On Babbangida Village, Yobe State by That9jaVine(m): 10:16am On Jan 04, 2015
Whizpeter:

Maybe... You sef dey use style book

Maybe we are both using style to book
Politics / Re: I Consulted Pastor Adeboye Before Accepting To Be Buhari’s Runningmate- Osinbajo by That9jaVine(m): 7:07am On Jan 04, 2015
B3sty:
Booked... Lemme brush first.

grin
Politics / Re: Military Repels Attack On Babbangida Village, Yobe State by That9jaVine(m): 6:47am On Jan 04, 2015
@Whizpeter, book spacing shey?
Politics / Re: Buhari: Army Ridiculing Me With Certificate Scandal by That9jaVine(m): 6:22am On Jan 04, 2015
Leave this Buhari did that..did this.. And watch something that would make your morning!







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BG7ajjcVQU
Religion / Re: Funny Church Posters by That9jaVine(m): 5:40am On Jan 04, 2015

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Jokes Etc / Re: Some Mothers Can Be So Funny by That9jaVine(m): 5:38am On Jan 04, 2015
Fashion / Re: The Power Of Make-up In Pictures by That9jaVine(m): 10:15pm On Jan 03, 2015
Ladies with makeup kit deceiving men since 866BC grin
Nairaland / General / Re: I Just Made My First Vine Video by That9jaVine(m): 10:11pm On Jan 03, 2015
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Nairaland / General / I Just Made My First Vine Video by That9jaVine(m): 10:04pm On Jan 03, 2015
Many Nigerians are not aware of the meaning of vines(I'm not taking bout plants/grapes related).

Vines are funny videos. It's entirely different from what we call skit. How? Vines per session have a maximum length of say, a min. You could record more than a minute but the shorter..the better. One could easily come across a skit of 2-20mins.

Vines consist of funny activities, reactions or everyday activities. It's something people could relate to.

My first Vine upload is titled "How African parents wake their kids up for School".

Do watch and drop your comment. I'd like to read your positive or/and negative comment(s). Like I said earlier, this is my first upload. So, I'm sort of in the beginner's class.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BG7ajjcVQU
TV/Movies / Re: If Your 2014 Were To Be A Movie, What Title Would You Give It? by That9jaVine(m): 3:31pm On Jan 02, 2015
"The fall of a Legend" and like most movies, the second part usually gets a new title "The rise of a fallen Legend" (2015 title)

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Travel / Re: New Year Train Ride From Portharcourt To Enugu (Pics Inside) by That9jaVine(m): 3:29pm On Jan 02, 2015
Before March, those chairs would look entirely different. Not in the good way!

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Phones / Re: MTN What Kind Of New Year Present Is This? by That9jaVine(m): 9:07pm On Jan 01, 2015
DahtzFestjayz:
Its the MTN Surprise *New Year Special*

Indeed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by That9jaVine(m): 8:45pm On Jan 01, 2015
4-1 to 5-3...whack!

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