Politics › Re: Anambra 2021: Accord, The Only Alternative Party For Ndi Anambra' - Alexreports by ThatFairGuy1: 10:14pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Why are Nigeria Youths this mean, sadistic?
You all clamoured for Youths in governance yet you mock your fellow who summon courage to contest.
You castigated the older politicians for recycling and rotating power among themselves yet you refused to signify for any position.
On election day, you'll rather be on Twitter gossiping than exercising your franchise yet you wails endlessly after every election whenever you are displeased with Government action, forgetting you gave out your chances of electing your choice by refusing to vote. THAT'S SENSELESSNESS.
WHAT DOES NIGERIA YOUTHS REALLY WANT?
Meanwhile, alexreports your MANIFESTO is very essential. It's not only being a youth but what you can do.
Let's have your MANIFESTO. |
Crime › Re: Delta: Dead Child Tied On A Girl's Back For "Feeding Him With Poisonous Leaf" by ThatFairGuy1: 9:01pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Dem manna has always been an inspiration. post=103982923: ......and what point are they trying to prove by thing the corpse to her back? Is that the only way to pass a message to her? Very Backward anyhow people everywhere.
We guess this was the same 'leave leaf' 9ice sang about in his track Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi ?
Gegemu dey here, mafiku sere!...Is that gegemu? Don't toy with death!! All the stories we have heard, saw, read about this particular leaf have never end well.
Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.
This reminds us..... Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue duty for the night .....
LONG READ, IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS [/b]we have here, Scroll down to the next post with speeeed! If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........
[b]The 'gegemu' Party: A real life story
Birthdays during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit. From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:
We are getting old and getting high! Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.
Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.
It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done
Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed. Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.
The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?
Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.
After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him
Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…
The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place. A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?
The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone
WTF is Gegemu? Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:
It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others
Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.
The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.
The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food
Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana. Back to the health center scene
Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.
The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery
Say no substance abuse!
Thank you all for reading.
[/b] Thanks sir. You are permitted to use this to open a thread sir. Barbecue duty calls.
Btw We no be bro o. We are simply [b]WE. |
Food › Re: What I Prepared For My Sweetheart This Morning by ThatFairGuy1: 6:52pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
We pronounce it DONKUNU in South West. It's very Delicious meal but NEVER the best compare to several indigenous meals here |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Madagascar's President, Rajoelina, Survives Assassination Attempt by ThatFairGuy1: 6:39pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Sarah Theophilus, keep it up FutureIsFemale: When will someone attempt assassination on our president? Mali did theirs. |
Celebrities › Re: Frank Edwards Celebrates His 32nd Birthday Today by ThatFairGuy1: 6:31pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Kindly remember BMC as well, we've not been paid last month salary  nairavsdollars: How can I send him a birthday gift |
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: North’s Four-Year Claim After Buhari Can’t Stand – Afenifere by ThatFairGuy1: 6:19pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Ipob Terrorists  Yet you claimed not to be slave to Northern hegemony Iyiataata92: Afenifere should be more specific when shouting South south south. They should know that if the south were to produce a president, it should be from the south east.. If they won't have it this way, then the presidency rather remain in the north until the south receive sense. |
Crime › Re: 13-Year-Old Girl Hangs herself Over Poor Results, Leaves Behind Emotional Note by ThatFairGuy1: 6:09pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Our emotions are different. We're not thesame Idamond: the girl should be buried standing.. mumu

by the way who's behind the camera
my parents do wetin pass this one, I no go even care the next min na for ball field I dey... too much of social media cause this one |
Politics › Re: Reported Killings In Nigeria: Breakdown Of Affected States, Geopolitical Zones by ThatFairGuy1: 5:27pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Sad |
Business › Re: Illegal Debiting! Help by ThatFairGuy1: 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Minimum wage every month. This as well made me do away with my zenith account |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why We Sacked Winners Pastors - Oyedepo Breaks Silence by ThatFairGuy1: 5:12pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
Hope Nairaland resident Pastor, righteousness2 is not among the sacked unproductive Pastors  Prophesying Trump's winning alone is should get him sacked for being fake and his other Hypocritical nature  |
Politics › Re: When Will Tinubu Pay Buhari A Sallah Visit? by ThatFairGuy1: 4:38pm On Jul 22, 2021 |
For your information, PrinceOfLagos is an Igbo guy, an Ipob Terrorist as that. On Tinubu and Buhari's issue, you all will be marvel at what you'll see by 2022 Wiseandtrue: That Prince of Lagos is not IPOB but one of you in disguise!
So if you call him miscreant, it's shows who you all are
That's what you guys really are!
Back to the topic, Tinubu is too sophisticated to visit Buhari
He will also proof to you guys that he's always political correct 
Wait and see what Tinubu has in store for yah all
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Politics › Re: Igboho Supporters Protest In Benin Republic; Storm Supreme Court In Cotonou by ThatFairGuy1: 2:10am On Jul 22, 2021 |
Savage  Sammy07: Lol, lemme reduce my IQ to ur level.
What does Biafra mean in Igbo language. |
Politics › Re: Eid-El-kabir: Amosun, Wale Tinubu, Others Visit President Buhari In Daura by ThatFairGuy1: 8:13pm On Jul 21, 2021 |
They must use the name " 'Tinubu" to get traffic  |
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives Sallah Visitors In Daura Hometown by ThatFairGuy1: 8:10pm On Jul 21, 2021 |
Must u talk. What's fancy about that simple sitting room Can you even compare it to some councilor's sitting room Yankee101: Rooms upgraded Elections don finish 419 achieved |
Politics › Re: USA Acknowledges Buhari’s Poor Human Rights Record by ThatFairGuy1: 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2021*. Modified: 2:02am On Jul 22, 2021 |
Ipobs are known to be very uncouth Penguin2: Trump was aware of Nigeria’s terrible record on human rights.
I don’t know of Biden.
The idiot is just another senile old man with amnesia. |
Politics › Re: How FG Plans To Boost Export With ₦50 Billion ESP Funding by ThatFairGuy1: 8:01pm On Jul 21, 2021 |
Hope this reach the real exporter |
Politics › Re: When Will Tinubu Pay Buhari A Sallah Visit? by ThatFairGuy1: 8:00pm On Jul 21, 2021 |
Ipob miscreants.
How many times has Tinubu visited Buhari at his country home during Eid celebration |
Politics › Re: Why Are Repentant Niger Delta Militants Not Absolved Into D Army Like Bokoharam by ThatFairGuy1: 7:51pm On Jul 21, 2021 |
He's just yapping tutudesz: When was Bokoharam members absolved into the Army  Get your facts right, members of the Civilian JTF were the ones absolved into the army |
Politics › Re: UK Reviews Asylum Policy, Favours LGBTI, Ignores IPOB Members - The Cable by ThatFairGuy1: 11:25am On Jul 21, 2021 |
Whenever it's Against u  Fahdiga: Continue deceiving yourself. The Cable is a well known purveyor of fake news |
Politics › Re: UK Reviews Asylum Policy, Favours LGBTI, Ignores IPOB Members - The Cable by ThatFairGuy1: 10:57am On Jul 21, 2021 |
Fahdiga Fahdiga1 is finally stock in this shit hole  |
Politics › Re: Eid-el-kabir: Gbajabiamila Sues For Prayers, Unity Among Nigerians by ThatFairGuy1: 6:19pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
Well said Mr Speaker |
Politics › Re: The North Is Running From Pillar To Post On 2023 Presidency by ThatFairGuy1: 5:58pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
We're presenting our sellable son from South, Ashiwaju Ahmad Bola Tinubu.
Jagaban
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Politics › Re: Nigeria Must Explain How Kanu Was Arrested From Kenya- UK Parliament by ThatFairGuy1: 5:53pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
What's wrong with your head Ipob miscreant, NIGERIA IS A SOVEREIGN NATION FOR GOD SAKE BKayy: Nigeria right now |
Health › Re: Dr. Maduka Visits Hospital He Built, Renders Financial Support To Patients by ThatFairGuy1: 5:49pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
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Health › Re: Dr. Maduka Visits Hospital He Built, Renders Financial Support To Patients by ThatFairGuy1: 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
Akuko adie Sorry, adadike is happily married to a Yoruba Muslim. Look elsewhere and find your fellow BOMBER  AchalugoNwa: but our dream will be fulfilled.
I will marry you and you'll give me ejima 6  |
Politics › Re: President Muhammadu Buhari Treks Back Home After Observing Eid El-kabir Prayer A by ThatFairGuy1: 5:38pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
I thought he's hated by his people has some do proclaim  |
Politics › Re: Lai Muhammed Denies Asking Obi Cubanna To Loan Nigeria Money by ThatFairGuy1: 5:30pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
How much is his money that he would lend Nigeria  |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Charles Soludo Sponsored Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest, Extradition - IPOB by ThatFairGuy1: 5:28pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
Now they want to pure sand into soludo's garri.
How could someone at this critical stage(seeking people's vote) do such |
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Politics › Re: Sallah: Pantami, Governor Inuwa, Goje Observe Eid Prayer In Gombe by ThatFairGuy1: 5:09pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Tinubu And Gani Adam Sold Out Igboho by ThatFairGuy1: 5:05pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
Trash |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Youths In Ghana Reject Salah Rice Donated By A Member Of Parliament by ThatFairGuy1: 5:01pm On Jul 20, 2021*. Modified: 5:18pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
Yet in an Utopian country, we have this
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