Oge is supposed to be reading this thread. Fine girl and 28 years old with a very nasty attitude.
Rather than come and register on nairaland,she prefers watchn the kardashians and telling me how rihanna is her role model.

Na her mouth i first hear pepper dem gang and too much sauce too much juice

FriendNG:
Impact we have Arab Christians.

Impact ke?

U are writing english language with your aboki tongue

This one be Evans of the future

This is the love we hear about.

It is yet to get to our shores here.

Everyone out here is looking out for his or her interest

Tomorrow will make it a year of using my M5 mini and the battery still lasts long. Almost two days

OZAOEKPE:

Forgive me bae for I keep spying on your dp.... I dunno why but I will try to stop



Please Ebube, don't enter politics

Same thing u said to stephnalee yesterday. This ur pick up line is stale man

Quote me anywhere

stephleena:
lol

They say ur cute

I checked ur pix out

They are right

U are cute

vargasvictory:
Now, this is a fragile case. First off you should try and let her know it wasn't her fault, whenever people hear rape the first thing they do is turn on the victim and try to push the whole blame on her like, what was she wearing? There's absolutely no right you have to take advantage of someone else.

Secondly, she would be down emotionally and mentally, you've got to be patient with her. Most of the victims in this case are afraid of dealing with the stigma once It gets out. If she told you then she trusts you. She'd require your time and comfort if it's true


Lastly, she should visit the hospital to ascertain she's not pregnant and see a therapist, this stage is very important for healing.

The way u people mention ttherapist ehn,e go be like say Nigeria naa jand. Nobody goes to a therapist in Nigeria. Wake up from ur dream

OZAOEKPE:
It has happened, one is in Aba chilling while the other is in the mortuary in far away London

The london own is still chilling too na

dstar01:


That one na hire killer app, as e dey kill ur battery na so e dey drink ur data like akamu

Chai

I don laf tire

EasternWind:
Ndi Igbo na atu ilu si, "Anodu ala ahara ma akwuru oto amara onye ka ibe ya".

To mean- People seems equal in height while sitting but when they stand up u know each persons height and who's taller.

Divide Nigeria and we shall know the parasites, semi-parasites and the host.

Everyone's strength shall be exposed

In Biafra I stand

Quote of the day

vengertime:
Fashola is just a typical Afonja​, always touting and making noise. I will give 24 he's light in 6 months if you vote out PDP. Oya 2 years later minister of darkness haven't delivered

What is wrong with people like u? Must everything be afonja to u? Cant u face the message and leave the tribe? Why didnt an igbo man sue him? Nonsense

yandevboy:



Oooh....sorry bro...was actually referring to this jobless corporal abi sergeant who has decided to take panadol for another man's headache.

He needs to slow down before hate kills him

The guy is dumb and stvpid

yandevboy:


This your post simply smacks of idleness and joblessness.

Whatever you call yourself, I have never seen a constructive or helpful article you put up on Nairaland except for this miserable work you have decided to waste your free MB on

Go find something to do with your life and leave MMM participants alone.

You said MMM is paying, if only you joined the train and make some money for yourself since u are even planning on taking a second wife.


You are too small to stop MMM, put your energy into something beneficial that will keep you busy.

Whether participants lose money or not...it's none of your business and better get that into your dull brain.


I pity you for your vain and pitiable efforts

Look well before u quote

Darksider131:
O.P....how to know most of this scammer..they will tell you to send the payment through recharge card..no legit data seller will prefer that

And also only etisalat data can offered that type of data through wallet data

When they include glo mtn airtel..run for your life

Also a true etisalat data seller will send data before payment cause he can retract it if you avoid to pay..

Thats cool
Do u know any credible etisalat data seller

Xsem:

Hauling savage words on me because am soliciting for help

Just joking bro

Chill. Help is on the way

If u need help,then register on get help.

I heard they give help

U have done ur best campaigning against ponzi. U should let go now and allow people live their lives the way the deem it fit. You are beginning to sound foolish to people here. U say u are warnimg them but u are here ridiculing yourself. What kind of funny moniker is this that u bear. Is that a title?
Anyone doing ponzi now knows anything can happen. I lost in MMM and GHW and am chilling. Some people love the risky x factor in their life and they are still doing ponzi. It is none of ur business. Get a life and do somethn meaningful with it

Gosh!!

My case should be the weirdest of all

Sometime in 2011,i applied with Diageo and was sent an online test invite. I live at alaba intl in lagos. I needed a sure cybercafe that wont break down so i took a bike straight to festac. I was impressed with the bike man and i booked him to take me back in two hours. By then i should have been done. I finished and stood outside the cafe and called the bike man. He told me he was coming and he wasnt far away. I stood waiting. What happened next is what u might find hard to believe. A camry pulled close and the driver sounded the horn. She was a lady. I was like this one want sugar boi or wetin. I went to meet her thinking maybe she needed directions. She told me she needed #500 to buy fuel. That her fuel was low. Kai. I didnt give her sha cuz i was broke as hell then mehn. I was jobless and just outta NYSc. She drove off.

EmeeNaka:
Any concentration of Yoruba Muslims is a no go area for anybody that want to live long.
If they jazz you and you survive, then you risk beheading.
If they jazz you and you die,your corpse will be disinterred and beheaded.
If they no jazz you,then you await being used directly for sacrifice to Allah.

#IConcur

steppins:
Afonjazzy again. Omo, sêun brothers dey slaughter people like goat.
See morale! He even get woman toto for bag.

Your last line killed me
Am still laughing like mad

Joavid:


PM express news is the worst. Junk journalists. very unprofessional.

Reporting the worst news like retárds.


For some reason, I think they fabricate some of these stories.

#IConcur

Destined2win:
I really look forward to getting married; currently searching but just like I have read and seen all over the place, marriage comes with a lot of challenges.

A lot of you guys are married and have decided to stay married because of one thing or the other. Now there must be something that has made you to stick to that decision no matter what.

Please I ask that you kindly share so that people here can learn.
What are you enjoying in your marriage that you look at and conclude that you are not going to quit.

Please kindly share. Thanks.

And u want to be president?

Lmao

The rumblings of my biafra is becoming louder by the day.

Chineke, ka uche gi meee

Safiaa:
very closed minded and dumb individual. Please dont quote me again. Thank you.

I have seen where ur open mindedness have landed u.

Safiaa:
This is general knowledge that you can gain from male interactions, mutual friends, general conversations with people. Heck, you can even do your research on google to find more about the opposite sex. You dont gain all your experiences or knowledge about the opposite sex through dating. Please apply sense.

Taaaa,close that stinking buccal cavity.
If u can generalise based on hear say then ur not worth listening to.

sit down,be humble and wash ur boyfriends boxers the more

cc lastchild

Safiaa:
Who is taking about dating? This is general knowledge that i've learn from an experience called life. Get over yourself.

So from ur experience u know men dont wash their cocks,u know they dont last two mins and u know they wear one jean for a month.

U have been dating and meeting pigs. U need to change ur circle of friends or leave ur environment entirely.

Safiaa:
Man....you guys are always complaining about eveything. Nothing satisfies you. I could start complaining about so many things about guys. Like for instance

Why do you most of you only last for 2 mins in bed?

Why do you refuse to wash your smelly balls, and expect head

Why do most of you sleep around like dogs

Why do you always lie about your financial status

Why do you wear the same jeans for one month?

Why is that most of you don't know how to cook?

I could go on and on. We females learn how to deal with your nonsense. So please, stop complaining about every small thing. Get a fuckkingg grip.

U have been dating pigs

That says a lot about u too

adamshuaib:


sorry to bother u again

abeg after the upgrade I get these icon(like a circle inside a box) beside the network and speed display at the top and I think it's throttling ma speed. help

It dosent affect ur speed. That should be ur smart gestures signal. If you go to the settings,down u will see advanced settings. When u click on it,u have a variety of options to set when using ur phone. When they are set,that symbol appears at the top indicating smart gestures is on

See nippppple like funnel

Chei!!!

I would appreciate if anyone here can take out his or her time to explain this swissgold stuff to me.