₦airaland Forum

doctokwus:
As in with enthusiasm at that!
Zombies were originally a sci-fi movie creation,but in Nigeria they actually do exist in real life!!

thank God you were delivered. u were also a Resident chief zombie

anjigirl:
Igbo boy leave me alone

am not holding u oo
if I do, u go born ejima

anjigirl:
Who pushed this thread to front page

go and push it back na

czarina:
walahi I just couldn't ignore your stupidity....you mean sisters are the only females in your family? Mbok, think again, you know at least one female in your family.


Hook up babe abi? No wahala if na so all the females in your life dey do then I'd gladly accept that tag. I mean All the females. And please don't look too far darling.


Bye, you're permanently ignored.

hook up babe
ur still making noise.
none of my cousins are in your ignoble trade of hook ups using massage as a cover up.
how much do u charge for happy endings?
I for lash u if I dey jos

czarina:
I for answer you but I'll pass. But let me just say this; if the females in your family are harlots, that one no mean say people who are certified to do massage therapy professionally are harlots like them, you know?

Get sense honey. No more replies from me. Sleep well.

hook up babe

sorry I don't have a sister

czarina:
Honestly, it has been beautiful!

From freelance writing and rendering Virtual assistance to Massage Therapy. And it's all thanks to God, Nairaland and every single person I met through Nairaland.

I go testify one day sha, God willing.




check my profile if you live in Jos

that massage na hook up on a low key

if u know u know

FastShipping:
Buhari doesn't care if you all kill yourselves and just manage to work together to make him retain the presidency. Buhari is a selfish man with empty head. This is called lack of leadership. The same lack of leadership that made Saraki the Senate president while his presidency and plans shattered by that Saraki's behavior. Buhari sat by with no leadership and let things degenerate into nonsense.

Buhari was a terrible mistake for APC. A mistake no one can undo until Buhari leaves office. A self centered man with empty head at the helm of the nation.

mods
someone hacked this moniker

Mopolchi:
Omo see crowd!

I remember this moniker vividly u disappeared from nairalande for a long time
welcome back

I have seen all except love and basketball I didn't see dream girls there even motives

crowntoro:
they don't have parts available

abeg go to Gionee service center and stop patronizing roadside phone repairers

crowntoro:
I would advise you not to go for Gionee because it seems they are having issues right now. When you buy a Gionee phone in this present times and it has fault, you cant get it repaired

what manner of lie is this?

who has used polystar electronic products before? are they reliable?

Nairaland mods should know threads that are informative and should pin them for a period of time on that front page so that a lot of people can go through it. I just read from beginning to the present stage of this thread and I began to wonder what the moderator of this investment section has been doing. this thread is front page material and I implore seun and lalasticlala to look into this thread and give it the push it deserves. nice one bro

MayorofLagos:
My dear brothers and sisters,
Congrats to everyone of you in the State of Osun for coming out to exercise civic responsibility and elect a person to govern you over the next four years. This congratulatory message goes to all Omoluabi. We are Yoruba first before anything else and our Omoluabi has no religion or party, it is simply a Oriki of Yoruba doctrine of righteousness. Our brothers and sisters, fathers and mothers, uncles and aunts, friends and neighbours in Osun exercised righteousness today. We rejoice with them and join with them to accept the outcome of the election. We must now face front for what is important in Yorubaland.

What does the APC victory in Osun mean for Yorubaland?

In 2011 ACN won every state in West except Ondo. The central government of President Jonathan in Abuja was sympathetic and supportive of Governor Mimiko in Ondo. ACN had been working to bring all states in West under one party, then use that bloc as a credit to gain political advantages in the center and manifest them as windfalls for the region. Then in 2014 ACN lost Ekiti to opposition. If we look at the victory pattern in West we see that since return to democracy in 1999 Yorubaland has not been able to come under one political roof until this victory in Osun on 22/09/2018. This is first time in the new civilian rule that we are all under one party in the SW zone. The only time we ever achieved this was in the previous civilian rule and under UPN. If we expand the bloc to cover all Yoruba Commonwealth we will see that we have made a breakthrough in Nigerian politics. We have accomplished in Nigeria a feat that no other ethnic group has ever achieved under a democratic government. Here is the breakthrough going from top down....

Kwara - APC
Kogi - APC
Ekiti - APC
Osun - APC
Ondo - APC
Oyo - APC
Ogun - APC
Lagos - APC


This breakthrough ought to be entered in records of political achievements in Nigeria.


Going back to SW, Yoruba has two programmes that we should all have on the tip of our tongues.

1 - Odua Investment -
http://www.oduainvestment.com.ng/

2 - DAWN -
http://dawncommission.org/



Likewise, in 2019, after we put Buhari back in office and he is settled in, we have a succeeding Presidency that should be in our hearts and brains. We are going to be proactive and work towards a Yoruba Presidency in 2023. We are not asking for it to be given to us....we have earned the credit to make the political victory successful for Yoruba Commonwealth.


To close, we must appreciate Alhaji Ahmed Bola Tinubu for his thoroughness, vision and patience to bring us this far. He didn't do it alone. We also thank all the Gorvernors in SW for their dilligence and unity. Their unity is the unity of our land!

Congrats to all Omoluabis, from Kwara to Kogi, down to the coast and all inbetween. To those in diaspora, we greet you well. A great future awaits us.

Ise ya o, Ise yaa...

sing it if you know it

this is a case of counting your chickens before they hatch. Osun state has been claimed by pdp. you couldn't even wait to be sure and you rushed to create this thread. young man, patience is a virtue

I might not like Ganduje and his party but this his aide knows his job description very well and such a person can easily convince me to vote for his principal. the job of a media aide is to release accurate info and sell your principal. That palm wine drinker does otherwise

I need sites to stream football matches from the major leagues. please help me out if u have any.
mobdro isn't working fine for me

there is this mtn cheat u posted ystday that nairaland deleted. I was fast in getting it. used it till this morning and it seems it has stopped working

Colourich:
And what will she do that nobody has ever done before? if she upload my picture, I will upload hers, and yes I have her ugly looking pictures. I just don't need any mod banning my account.

show me her pictures na

DREAMZZZ:
One person with this kind of mouth on nl is sirshymexx

lol
that London boy with a caustic tongue. it has been long I saw him on Nairaland

Colourich:
Before you make value judgement, you hear from both sides, biafrabushboy has been making side remarks about me right from when I was using my former account, I still ignored him, yesterday he still continued this charade, I just couldn't ignore, I had to reply him and know his grievance and he told me his grievance is that he hates me 'cause I'm ugly, poor and skinny, oya na leave the proclaimed skinny ugly poor lady but no, he won't, he went ahead to accused me of living with 3girls in one room, claims which I refuted profusely, I've never claimed on nairaland to be tall or claim to have big boobs, if I'm lying then I dare him to screenshot where I claim to tall with big boobs, people that know me will tell you I am as straightforward as they come, I don't say what I don't do, I am responsible for what I post on nairaland and they are all true, I cant stoop so low to lie, of what use will it be to me on a faceless forum? he claim that he knows me yet he only saw my old pictures now he is claiming that he knows me very well, he doesn't even know where I live and that I am no longer a student, he also doesn't know that I never lived in school hostel, so much for someone you know very well. Is that how you know someone? he just created fallacy in his small lil mind, he then accuse me of having studied in a state university 'cause am from a poor family, he even went as far as insulting my parents, like who does that? called me an unemployed person, bragging that he is rich, which is why he attended a private university, he employ people to work under him. so childish! he needs to wipe that smug off his comments, nobody cares if he is living large or not, we are all doing well in our own different ways. I will say whatever I want on Nairaland, and I don't need him to proofread my comments to ascertain if its true or if he likes it or not, what do I care if he like my comments or not? I'm responsible for whatsoever I post here nevertheless. I've never had beef with this dude but he keep making side remarks and giving me unwarranted mentions right from when I was using my former account, I had a stressful day yesterday so I couldn't reply all his comments followed by his psycho wife kimbraa. He had sworn he will rather drag my moniker and follow me on nairaland to prove a point I just can't get. He has a cognitive problem and he is operating at a lower cognitive level. Take it or leave it. I'm out and not getting involved in whatever this is anymore.

cc:Pocohantas
zicoraads
Highqueen.
Kimbraa
Biafrabushboy.

u even had to mention kimbraa thr psycho wife. ur really ready for World War IV

what goes around comes around. APC should feel what it means to be betrayed by your person

Oluwasaeon:
GrammarNazi1 is right and you're right too.
Systems work... Right
System works... Right
Plural nouns take a singular verb and vice-versa

funny enough I don't know all these rules you are quoting bro. My mum teaches English and naturally I speak and write well. in the sentence he quoted, the appropriate thing to use there is system that works. I never said his English was bad

GrammarNazi1:
...systems work...

forget ur monicker, you are wrong.

it is system works. not systems works like the first person alluded or systems work like u put it.

this government keep taking loans upandan and yet we don't see or feel what thy have done with all the previous loans they have taken earlier.

viciati:
tsn1

I actually forgot to say thank you. thanks man

please which station on mobdro is showing this match or where can I stream it Biko. am at work

Tontoh dike, Toyin Abraham, Dabota Lawson
All products of broken marriages
They should have added ini edo and that Lilian Esoro

djon78:
This is exactly the way a wise woman is supposed to run her home.
A man that has this kind of home rearly cheats. If he does, then he is far from redemption.

Moreover I believe a man should be domesticated. Know how to cook, wash, keep house clean and take care of a baby!! And I as man is not lacking in any of these.


But a lot of guys are not. My sisters husband can't boil a hot water. When he is traveling even his clothes is packed for him. Although God favored him in that he is chairman, big man, get money. If he wasn't rich, I wonder how it would be for him.

But in my house we are domesticated. Recently went to visit my parents, mom went to visit my sister in Lagos. Only my dad in the whole big house. But dad was preparing the food we eat. Sometimes he will even set it on dinning and call me. It was a wonderful time. Both of us gisted very well. Bonded very well. I have never felt like this before. I learned so much from him. He told me everything about his life. I learned so much about life. Very deep things, wisdom, fear of God and godliness. I really thank God.

u just made remember my dad. when I was younger, we were like cat and dog. we rarely agreed on an issue. we only started bonding during my youth service. I was his only child closest to home. I was serving in Ogun and the family house was in Lagos. My elder bro, his favorite was in gombe and two kid brothers were in school at owerri. So I was frequenting home almost every weekend to keep them company. He was a doc and mum a principal. Any weekend I didn't come, he will call to ask me to try and come the next. And when I was beginning to get to enjoy my pa, death came. Ystday was six years he was buried.

Always be close to ur popsy

lies
Naeto C was on the scene before u came on board

dvee2:
How can a human being harbour sooo much bile and hate for others? Yet he is an editor of a national newspaper.
Any wonder why headlines from vanguard are skewed,sensationalized,fake and bigoted?
Nothing short of dismissal will reset this man's brain.
When we say the media is bias it can't be more than this. How do you expect such a fellow to report news factually?

I can see you expressing your love for human beings in your posts below. you were disparaging a whole tribe because of their culture. you called them backwards.
in the other post, u were wishing death on another person. rejoicing ha ur slave master is off to buy a super tucano