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Romance › Re: "My Virgin Schoolmate Tried Forcing Sex On Me" - Nigerian Man by Thazard(m): 11:51am On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Thank God he refused.

Some girls are wicked, they'd want you to do the job of a Pathfinder and other people will become Landcruisers.

Only unfortunate men do the dirty job of perforating a girl's hymen.
Let someone else suffer and pierce it for her. If she must bring it to you, she should bring it like a pothole.


But I'm suspecting the guy's manhood has partial stroke. Who turns down such free meal?
cheesy
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Named Best Playmaker Of The Last Decade By IFFHS by Thazard(m): 10:33am On Jan 13, 2021
Judolisco:
D best player ever... He said he wanted to leave barca and whole media was shut down and even got barca president removed... D other one said he wanted to leave Madrid they sold him b4 he completed his statement.... Some players big pass club
grin
Politics › Re: #EndSARS: Adamu Garba Withdraws Lawsuit Against Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey by Thazard(m): 9:25am On Jan 12, 2021
Ratedgang:
Laugh wan burst my belle oh.
cheesy
Family › Re: Man Reveals How He Punished His Warring Kids - Pictures by Thazard(m): 9:23am On Jan 12, 2021
MiamiePizza:
That guy on the left na real gee. I sure na him go be the actor and the n!gga for right the boz grin
cheesy
Family › Re: Man Reveals How He Punished His Warring Kids - Pictures by Thazard(m): 9:22am On Jan 12, 2021
Oluromantic:
Dem no resemble.
Dem dey fight each other

Bros co-existing good but go do DNA first.

Original and bastard pikin no fit co-exist. Na blood matter, fight must dey. grin grin
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Davido Joins His Father's Pacific Holdings Limited As A Director (Photo) by Thazard(m): 9:16am On Jan 12, 2021
JidennaJason:
If you really love your kids, get a business, not a job because when you die, your kids cannot inherit your job, But they can inherit your business.


Davido's father is a wise man...
Politics › Re: Truckload Of Fulani People Intercepted In Kogi State by Thazard(m): 2:46pm On Jan 11, 2021
Fasindo:
shocked






Not again

I only pity the poor DPO that will be transfered to Zamfara where bandits will attack him for dislodging their people
He should also bear in mind that the next 3promotions are not for him.

Nigerians are now waking up to Fulani menace. Go to Mali, Ghana, Togo, Gambia the atrocities being committed by Fulanis are the same.
The only difference is that they commit atrocities in Nigeria with so much impunity cos them dey power.

In Gambia u must move around with ur national ID card nd once a none Gambian Fulani is caught he is immediately sent back to the country where he came from.Even the native Gambian Fulani are being maltreated Gambian security cos they always shield their terrorist brothers
Crime › Re: Man Throws Down His Househelp From A 2-Storey Building In Aba (Photos) by Thazard(m): 10:06am On Jan 11, 2021
CuteMike01:
If this is true the same should be meted out to him.

Probably he's 50 and the girl is 10.

50÷10=5

So if the girl was thrown from 2nd floor then multiply it by 5



The man should be taken to cocao house ibadan or nitel house Lagos for his own casting down.



Am not sure Aba has 10storey buildings
Crime › Re: Houses Burnt In Rivers As Gang Members Engage In Supremacy War by Thazard(m): 10:05am On Jan 11, 2021
NengiWIDEtoto:
Stupid cultists stop burning peoples houses rather kill yourselves. I wish all the cultists in this country will set a day aside where they will kill themselves till it gets to the last person.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Thazard(m): 10:02am On Jan 11, 2021
n3xt:
Bricks are very strong and durable.
I'm thinking of considering it someday.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Thazard(m): 9:57am On Jan 11, 2021
n3xt:
It’s a very good business and I know there’s better soil around you.

Bricks go well on contemporary structures when combined with other elements (like large glazed area) or when painted.

I saw one in an estate in Lagos, painted all white. The wall looked like natural stone finished wall.

______
Maybe one day, the price of cement will force us to up our game on the use of these alternative materials that we have in large abundance.
How strong is it?
Travel › Re: Pictures From Moniya Train Station, Ibadan by Thazard(m): 3:49pm On Jan 10, 2021
AmazingELixir:
undecided


Two decades project...op this photo shoot did some seriously disservice to that train station ...why is it looking like a train station in the 1980s cowboy movies.
Car Talk › Re: Appreciation Post by Thazard(m): 2:33pm On Jan 10, 2021
Interested in knowing how you would use it.
Romance › Re: Top 5 Most Popular Nairalanders Of 2020. by Thazard(m): 1:53pm On Jan 10, 2021
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Food › Re: What Is Nigeria's National Drink? by Thazard(m): 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2021
sessy2:
Ogogoro for Naija Delta to support kidnapping, kunu and nono for Northerners to help malu behaviour,palm wine and sea man shinapp for yoruba's to serve their juju and then palm wine for igbo to support 419 and change from one party to another.correct me pls if you know better. grin grin grin grin
lol cheesy
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 9:46pm On Jan 09, 2021
Pets › Re: Photos: A Pitbull Dog That Killed The Owner...(viewer's Discretion) by Thazard(m): 5:07pm On Jan 09, 2021
delishpot:
Cant be true. A dog cant rip off a grown mans head or neck unless the head can fit in its mouth.
A dog can rip off flesh, can chew bones and skin, can rip open stomach but chop off head? Hell no!
Dem don kill that man talk say na dog.
Someone is framing that dog up.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 117th US Congress Prayer Ends With "Amen And A Woman" by Thazard(m): 11:21am On Jan 09, 2021
potbelly:
Feminists will be dancing their heads off...

but remember even in Feminists there is Femi... wink

Even in female there is male... wink

even in She... there is he... wink

1st to comment...

Gaddemit... grin grin grin grin grin
Business › Re: Jack Ma Absent From Public View For Two Months After Criticizing China by Thazard(m): 5:01pm On Jan 08, 2021
Unbiased1:
And you keep wondering why despite the fast development taking place in China, Chinese people still migrate in droves to the US to study, work and live permanently. sad
Just like Nigeria under this useless administration and North Korea, your freedom after speech is not guaranteed in China.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Egypt Spa Offers Snake Massages. Viral Video Leaves Twitter Terrified by Thazard(m): 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2021
lathrowinger:
Na die u dey
cheesy
Politics › Re: Soldiers Cut Off Man's Dreadlocks, Flog Him by Thazard(m): 4:44pm On Jan 08, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:
God bless Nigeria Army for the good job they are doing!


These boys are just spamming our cities.


Locks that don't even fit them.


Nice hair cut man.



ODEWALE ADESOYE
cheesy
Family › Re: What's The Most Important Thing A Father Can Do For His Children ?? by Thazard(m): 4:42pm On Jan 08, 2021
EXLOVER:
Teach how to be financially intelligent, how to make money.


Teach him how to be street smart.


Teach how to handle a woman, never to use his heart but his head.


Then lastly i go give am some connect wey go blow am in case i lego... Godforbid sha i to like life.



As for my daughters


I will give them solid orientation, never to depend on men, and they should be independent and productive, I will really invest in their education.

The rest part i leave it to my wife, because i can never marry a mumu slay queen, she will know how to take care of my girls.
Romance › Re: See What My Girlfriend Is Doing. I'm Worried by Thazard(m): 4:40pm On Jan 08, 2021
*Smiles*
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Pushed Georgia Officials To "Find Votes" To Tilt Election by Thazard(m): 4:09pm On Jan 08, 2021
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Pelosi Wins Speakership Of The American Congress For The Fourth Time by Thazard(m): 4:06pm On Jan 08, 2021
ipobarethieves:
cheesy wink smiley grin cool Heartfelt Congrats cool.

Righteousness89, Righteousness2(that popular pastor dat wear Red shirt,brown tie,blue trouser plus purple sandal @ Ogbete main market with Bible/white envelope.Will not like diz
lol
Family › Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by Thazard(m): 3:50pm On Jan 08, 2021
RedPhoenix:
Olosho " Se kin ka ye fun e to ro yo Di " angry


ASIDES FROM BEING CHEATED, MEHN IF YOU DON'T STOP PUTTING WOMEN ON PEDESTAL THEY'LL RUIN YOU AND SEND YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE AND GO ON FVCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR MATRIMONIAL BED. PRIORITISE THE HOME GROUND AND MAKE YOUR DESIRES AND NEEDS FULLY EXPRESSED SO YOU STOP BEING USED BY WOMEN...

Mouth, and how would you be feeding? angry

You want to use excuses to go back to your full time work, Olosho.


Any man that goes to his wife to ask for consent to conduct a DNA test is worse than a simp.

As recognised father and with a kid less than 18 years of age, no man needs a woman's permission in any way to conduct a DNA test.

Take a few strands of hair even while they're sleeping so they don't tell their mum. Or act the father, one cute Saturday even with the mother at home, call them to tidy the home, teach them chores and end it with trimming their nails. That's all.


Nails or few strands of hair is all you need


If the test returns positive, quietly thrash the result no one needs to know.



The same way women have sex before and during marriage and even after the death of their husbands is the exact same way you should be clandestine with this activity.


Anything less is nothing but a weak silly man who's actually the wife, to the real husband, the wife



Go do the test and quit SIMPing men. angry
Family › Re: Men, You Must Take Care Of The Baby Even If DNA Confirms The baby Is Not Yours by Thazard(m): 3:41pm On Jan 08, 2021
southniyikaye:
People wey Wan run mad plenty this year sha...

She is a barrister?
He be like say na for Iya bashira beer parlor dem call some people to bar sha
cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Africa To Trump: Who's A Sh**thole Now? by Thazard(m): 3:28pm On Jan 08, 2021
NGpatriot:
So, the 41,000 slaughtered Americans in 2020 died because they reached their life expectancy?

I hope you are not the smartest kid in your village because if so, your village is in serious trouble.


grin grin
cheesy Nairalanders wee not kee me oh.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lady In Tears After Charlie Charlie Game by Thazard(m): 3:18pm On Jan 08, 2021
Karleb:
Charlie Charlie... Eba don done?
cheesy
Travel › Re: Five Northern Cities That Attract Visitors In Nigeria by Thazard(m): 3:01pm On Jan 08, 2021
ekaette1621:
FEAR NORTH
I repeat
FEAR NORTH
do you copy?
fEAR NORTH.

Infact to avoid stories that touches the heart
FEAR NORTH.
Those NOTHERNERS are NO-THINKERS
lol
Crime › Re: Orile, Lagos Residents Discover Tunnel Used By Ritualists (Video) by Thazard(m): 2:57pm On Jan 08, 2021
TooMuchStuff:
Are you OBJ...?
Thunder from Somalia scatter your dangling rod.
Even though dem dey graves but still dey better than your poverty infested ones alive. Buhari people
Crime › Re: Orile, Lagos Residents Discover Tunnel Used By Ritualists (Video) by Thazard(m): 2:57pm On Jan 08, 2021
TooMuchStuff:
Are you OBJ...?
Thunder from Somalia scatter your dangling rod.

Even though dem dey graves but still dey better than your poverty infested ones alive. Buhari people
cheesy Ewele!!! cheesy

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