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Thazard:
I am starting a 10 odds rollover 3x. Time duration:1 month plus. Budget: 1,500 Stay Tuned!

Jestin:
Since the banana fruits is insides my compound which is my property and the banana tree is on his compound, we shall share it 50/50 illegally. I will be removing the ripe ones from the tree to drink garri every afternoon and leave the unripe ones for the owner

ArewaNightmare:
I'll be cutting the bananas bunch by bunch till the owner comes

VeryWickedGoat:
Oga I agree with you tonight.
Tell God not to stress himself because I will handle the destruction myself.

demolinka:
Look at the cows, very peaceful! E nor be like some wen dem don beat from Kano to ibarapa. Later Dem go say the cow get mad cow disease; if Dem beat human being like dat, e nor go craze?!

Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.

Highways:
Okay... During that 9weeks who were you phucking... The story never finish....

Bext111:
When village people open your case file, you can be deported for killing a mosquito.

Stephenmoka4:
Unless I want to gift it out, otherwise I wouldn't be needing much airtime. I can redirect you to Smartgeek, he will fund you for airtime.

Stephenmoka4:
Not really... So sorry about that.

Stephenmoka4:
Apologies for the delayed response... How much?

Stephenmoka4:
Moderately, copy - delete some characters - go (question)

10 people got it, that's the limit and what was stated. I believe we shouldn't be debating on sharing gifts/freebies. If no one receive anything, then that should be "the matter".

Stephenmoka4:
Angry women are one of my favorite kind of women.

Guyman01:
Before the man go reach heaven him go don taya and him eyes go dey turn am with dizziness, he will be staggering to be pearl gate, Saint Peter will even add drunkenness to his book of offences and sins not knowing that it was caused by his family members.

Dreynox:
Most times there's an iota of Truth in Such rumors, especially in Political matters like this.

It's always a rumour until it happens. Good he's likely under house arrest to avoid the alleged coup.

Our own Notorious Ajala the Traveller needs to be placed under similar restrictions to avoid wasting Tax payers money on endless Unnecessary trips that doesn't bring any positive outcome to us as a nation, both long and short term.

Vinnie2000:
OP

Just watch her Eyes and Bodyvwhen she comes over...

Once the Babe is doing Somehow when she is Sitting and chatting with you b4 going to Bed..

Rush out to take Roots or Pills to Fortify ur Dicck for Serious kpekus Banging!

festacman:
How can SP Benjamin Hundeyin pass through only TWO police checkpoints and tag his brief experience a social experiment with a conclusion drawn? That's a bit poor from a police officer with masters degree in Legal Criminology and Security Psychology. I mean two police checkpoints can never constitute a sample size in any credible social experiment more so in a state as Lagos. Any conclusions drawn from two checkpoints out of hundred of checkpoints in Lagos State is rather scandalous.

For this experiment to be credible, the following have to incorporated:
- It has to be in at least 50% of the local government areas in the state.
- It has to cover particularly the notorious police extortion areas of the state. And if he wants to know these areas, he should request for suggestions.
- It should be done during the day and in the night.

Excuse me SP Hundeyin, it is important that Nigeria Police should incorporate undercover operation in its quest to sanitize the police. These undercover officers should go around to police stations ( notorious ones as Igando station) as complainants and suspects, vehicle passengers, carry lap while on jeans, transport home appliances duly receipted, etc.

Salamandar:
Good one bro. But still don't play the same outcome in multiple tickets. Even if the option is referee to blow fulltime yes/no.

iamyemiakins:
Right here!

viver1:
A team with Dennis Wise, Vinnie Jones, Patrick Vieira and Gerardo Bedo would finish them before the first 45 mins.

MRTA7:
I have too much peace of mind right now. I miss watching this team. Can't wait for our next match for my blood pressure and general mental health to reach unacceptable levels.

airmark:
You won't see them when Havertz is being discussed. Hazard killed Arsenal multiple times even their hope of Europa league victory, he destroyed it.

Hazard took the Fa cup from Man utd's grasp, making Jones and Scummies to open mouth like goats.

Hazard did them bad, so we understand.

Shameless lots.

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donstan18:
You shouldn’t be defending Hazard to be very honest.

Hazard dealt with, disgraced, humiliated and destroyed a lot of rivals for 7 years in Chelsea and you expect these rivals not to utilize this opportunity to troll him? Something they’ve waited for 7 years?? Do you know what they passed through watching Hazard embarrass their defenders? Do you know the torture?

There’s a reason they’re always happy when Dayo brings up Hazard’s current performance here. It took them 7 year to see this opportunity, so please save yourself the headache and allow them because you can never win the argument. Hazard is flopping at Madrid, Chelsea enjoyed his best version, rivals suffered his best version so allow them.

Mystic216:
He will never forget this day

Aboks:
Her kpekus go dey speak Latin
Lol

Awesomeking:
you are going through envy and jealousy but because you dont have a bad mind, you dont know it yet..simply use the law of the ftc...turn by turn..as he be your boss,do as he says..u seff senior another person for the same company...one day u sef go be boss..

Ibime:
It's like the famed Airmark curse always comes with injury

VVD - INJURY
PULISIC - CONSTANT INJURY
WANYAMA - CONSTANT INJURY
BELOTTI - INJURY
HAZARD - INSULT UPON INJURY

Leyqute:
They said Hazard will cook when he gets to LaLiga. Dem no know say na stone baba put on top fire