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Foreign Affairs › Re: foreigners chillout joint. by Theben(m): 12:00pm On Oct 04, 2013
Anyone related to Yvonne Chakachaka here?
Politics › Re: Nizamiye Hospital Opens In Abuja(pictures) by Theben(m): 11:46am On Oct 04, 2013
Sagamite: "Ibori's 50th birthday celebration." undecided

And when I call the kind of people that participate in such fucktards on NL, dem go dey whine I dey insult.

Ogb5, you are a fuckard!

skimarvel, you are a fuckard!

Virgin Finder, you are a fuckard!

Scun, you are a fuckard!

Theben, you are a fuckard!

collynzo2, you are a fuckard!

Rossikk, you are a fuckard!

kingoflag, you are a fuckard!

Beaf, you are a fuckard!

If I forgot your name and you know I would have included you if I remembered, you are a fuckard!

I reserve my rights under the UN Declaration on Human Rights to call all these people fucktards!

I can't stand fucktards!
I dare you to go through my posts and bring out the comments I made celebrating these corrupt leaders. If you can't do that, then, you are the grandfather of all fucktards.
Foreign Affairs › Re: foreigners chillout joint. by Theben(m): 9:32pm On Oct 03, 2013
demelza: How about us that are curious about SA culture?
Are we also excluded? undecided
They won't force you to leave. You would leave as soon as they start torturing you with their zulu language.
Food › Re: US Farmer Grows Multi-coloured Corn (Pictures) by Theben(m): 10:41am On Oct 03, 2013
It is called ornamental corn grin
Sports › Re: I Don't Understand On What Grounds Ronaldo Fans Think He Is Better Than Messi. by Theben(m): 10:24am On Oct 03, 2013
deb: On the ground of sentiments only either of being a Man-U fan when Ronaldo was there or on the ground of being a real Madrid fan or on the other hand just being plain 'stewpid'
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Sports › Re: Keshi Cleared By FIFA Over Racist Comments by Theben(m): 4:54pm On Oct 02, 2013
myOGAonTOP: abeg no mind all these 'dump' people. My warmest appreciation. You just made my day.
What is this? grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: I Don't Understand On What Grounds Ronaldo Fans Think He Is Better Than Messi. by Theben(m): 3:19pm On Oct 02, 2013
The same way I believe Mikel Obi is better than Xavi.

People tend to love and support players that make them happy and spite those that break their hearts.
Sports › Re: Keshi Cleared By FIFA Over Racist Comments by Theben(m): 1:45pm On Oct 02, 2013
Thank God. Would have tagged FIFA officials racists had they banned Keshi for the statement he made ignorantly.
Politics › Re: France Would Have Destroyed Nigeria Over Bakassi - Duke by Theben(m): 9:22am On Oct 01, 2013
gare: It was wrong of Nigeria to have released Bakasi to Cameroon,France would not have done anything,how many wars has France won in thier history,the French people are cowards.

Its very unfortunate that our leaders he could have stood their grounds gave in to the judgment, it is gone now and what are we doing to ensure that we have a strong military to protect this country.
It is never too late. We can still get back the land.
Politics › Re: Rice Imports Down 95% On Local Production by Theben(m): 8:04pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=IGBO-SON]What they need to do now is ensure the quality meets world standards; and we should also pray there's no floods that would ruin/reduce the harvest![/quote]Flood favours rice production
Politics › Re: Rice Imports Down 95% On Local Production by Theben(m): 7:58pm On Sep 27, 2013
PapaBrowne: I think smuggling would die the moment local rice becomes available in large quantities such that the price becomes cheaper than the smuggled brand. Smugglers would suddenly find it too expensive a business to engage in and automatically back out.
Exactly. Who dare to smuggle garri into this country?
Politics › Re: Where Are The Kenyans Who Taunted Nigeria With Boko Haram Jibes Now? by Theben(m): 4:33pm On Sep 27, 2013
Nyap Analyst @Gishuvski 21 Mar
#SomeonetellNigeria "we're having a blast"
means we are having fun in kenya, in
Nigeria it means Boko Haram are in town
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The post is hilarious.

Someone posted that this isn't the right time to come up with this thread? Can you please tell me when the right time would be?

If they could not be sensitive enough to know that people lost their lives from Boko haram attacks and deserve sympathy, I believe they also need to be taunted with alshaab jibes.

But as giant of africa, we won't go down to their level. We have more than enough things to mock them with. So we sympathize with them on this issue.
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by Theben(m): 4:08pm On Sep 27, 2013
Sagamite: Kai! Why you dey fear? You no get liver? grin grin grin grin grin

Abi na balls you no get? grin

Eunuch! grin
Stag angry
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by Theben(m): 3:52pm On Sep 27, 2013
Sagamite: coogar too likes mugu meat. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

The guy is a plain person. You are stretching his brain. grin
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I nor go debate with you.grin grin grin. Go and look for someone else to torture with your fucktardeous insults.
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by Theben(m): 3:37pm On Sep 27, 2013
Sagamite: Immediately you explain this:

https://www.nairaland.com/1443435/man-finds-crocodile-hidden-under/2#18205026

I would be very glad to educate your moronic arsse on ignorance and life expectancy.

Deal?
I wanted an analogy from you and see how you could make sense from your empty head, but unfortunately, you proved to me that you're as brainless as I thought.

What is so difficult in doing what jaybee and fhemmy just did?
Family › Re: Life Expectancy Depends On Your Location by Theben(m): 3:14pm On Sep 27, 2013
Sagamite: With his level of understanding of very, very basic concepts and his logical thinking, one can figure out the quality of his education.

If I was to look at probability based on such a profile, I would be surprised if he beats 62. I am not going for 50 or below because he is at least literate.

But his ignorance is huge and ignorance also contribute significantly to low life expectancy. Having immense ignorance and thinking you are enlightened makes it worse.
Can you please explain to me how ignorance contribute to low life expectancy? I need to be enlightened.
Politics › Re: Woolwich Suspects Plead Not Guilty To Murder Of Lee Rigby by Theben(m): 2:57pm On Sep 27, 2013
At times, jungle justice is necessary. If these guys had been burnt to death as soon as they committed the murder, they wouldn't have had any opportunity of pleading innocence. Nonsense
Politics › Re: The World's Most Honest City: Lost Wallet Experiment Reveals by Theben(m): 10:04am On Sep 27, 2013
All the wallets would be returned in any aboki land
Politics › Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Theben(m): 3:44pm On Sep 22, 2013
Jakumo: I hereby declare Oga Sagamite the winner of ALL debates past, present and future. Na your eye we dey look.
More like "ejeki a pe were ni oko iyawo, ti o ba le je ki a ri ona koja" grin
Politics › Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Theben(m): 3:40pm On Sep 22, 2013
ianeki: Apparently a british convert samantha lewthwaite is a prime suspect this is unconfirmed btw dont misquote me
If the rumour is unconfirmed, why use the word 'apparent'?
Politics › Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Theben(m): 8:33am On Sep 22, 2013
jaybossYBNL: Bleep u how dare u put such a stupid comment here
innocent souls are been killed and u r talking abt allah, did allah tells u muslims to kill people for him? Y can't u just keep quiet dumb ass
y can't u too stand up n start killing for ur so called allah since ur name is osama
may their souls rest in peace and the good Lord should comfort their families.
Can't you read the sarcasm in that post?
Politics › Re: Kenya Mall Under Attack From Islamic Terrorists (Pictures) by Theben(m): 8:17am On Sep 22, 2013
Sexkillz, abeg, if you nor want make God punish you, please unhide my post. Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 21st September 2013 by Theben(m): 8:55am On Sep 21, 2013
I'm beginning to think that Mourinho has come back to finally detroy Chelsea.

The time is right for him to be made 'the sacked one'
Science/Technology › Re: Man Finds A Crocodile Hidden Under His Bed by Theben(m): 5:54pm On Sep 20, 2013
I've been banned in sport section. Now i have time to intellectually bully sagamite. Oya, bring in a topic, let's disect grin grin

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