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huntsman007:
.“wich babe qwa, did u gimme any babe @ d party.". I hope that's not d last about me

u wan make ah include u among the guys that beat Darous after d party?

huntsman007:
thumbs up bro.. nice episode
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.now I know u ar a true son of sango, for having predicted that D.J is my specialty.

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.u better start giving jide some good explanations bfor he removes ur remaining incisor.
.....
.....“playing ayele for u daroussmart"

uwlcm Mr DJ... U are....hmmmm....grt yah babe for me.

LitQueen:
That wouldn't be a punishment. It'd be a blessing.

ah don even talk am finish b4 i realise say na big blessing ah won dash her indirectly.

Any idea on how ah fit punish her? Abeg tell me.

Chumzypinky dear! Bia please, come and continue the Freda and Lolo story wey u dey gist me. Please...

Chumzypinky:
i am ready to give more than ten sets, just say the word and snap the finger

hmmmm....my bad! Never knew you are now addicted to Twins!

herosakin777:
Holy TheBlessedMAN thanks for bringing me into the story I appreciate..... But u no give me action na... More grace to u sir and plenty blessing..(I no know if na sango own u want o ....... But na God own I wish u sha)

na wa o. U get sense bro. Thanx

donteanz:
BY the power invested in me. I pray for you TBM, MAY SHANGO FAVOUR YOU.
For this wonderful piece.
Waa gbayi!!!

tanxbro. U mouthed

pFolar:
PuaHAHAHAHAHAH! What a fUNny upDATE! DaROUS thE paDI Of trOUBLE.

TbM yoU GAT me laUGINg oN THis onE! GlAD to heAR YouR VoICE TODAy!

uwlcm baby. Nice hearing yours too

missyadorable:
Oh Gawd of Thunderrrrrr!
which kind suffer na?

na xo we see am o my 6ta...

IamJix:
Nice multiple updates bruh.
more ink to your pen and more Vaseline to your left hand.

thankx u bado. U get mouth

Continuation of 74. COUNTLESS

The weather was already dark, the time must be past 8 already. The compound was illuminated with two giant halogens.

The Mc arranged a chair for us. I sat down backing where Jide and Jessica was seated.

The Mc directed us as the the lady fed me all the 27 dice-like meats slowly while the crowd continue to take pictures of us. My teeths were doing a nice job and my stomach was rejoicing.

The Dj was doing his job and some guys were back on the open space dancing.

After the feeding, she gave me a decanter of Baron wine and I was pleased with her smile and cheerful way of doing things.

Not minding the eyes of the onlookers, I stood up after the drinks and pulled her closer, enjoying the effects of having her tons of brest pressed against my chest. I kissed her passionately on the lips and she opened her mouth wide, thrusting her tongue forward and swirled her tongue in my alcoholic mouth as the crowd cheered us on.

The crowd took pictures of me and the lady as we engaged in a tight brest suffocating hug. PamelB and her fiance joined us and another round of pictures was taken with them.

I glanced over at Jide's seat but he was no longer on seat. I searched around with my eyes but couldn't find him. I don't know why he's taking it too personal, its just a game.

Jessica and her sylph looking friend joined me after the cutting of cake with the celebrant and also took pics with me using my phone.

I felt ontop of the world!

***

I got home around 11pm very tired after the whole events. Jessica already told me that my friend already excused himself to go home so I didn't bother looking for him anymore.

I opened the door and stepped inside the sitting room. I met no one in the sitting room and I headed towards the guest room.

I pushed the door open and a Jaw crunching blow landed on my face from the darkness. I stumbled to the floor immediately panting from the pain.


T.B.C

74. COUNTLESS

I was still feeling baffled about my latest situation and studying the look on Jide's face when Jessica and the lady that accompanied her to our seat, dragged the plastic chairs that was beside our table to themselves and sat down

"and about the Favour issue...." My heart skipped another lecture of beats as Jessica made to talk on Favour's issue, so I quickly cut in

"erm...sister Jessica, thanks for bringing my watch...." I looked at Jide's face and saw a dazed look on it so I quickly added "hope you later found the keys?"

"what keys?" She asked with a confused look

Jide shifted his awkward gaze at Jessy and I quickly winked at her "The keys that you lost, that led you to me after the Vigil, when you asked me to help you break the padlock of your door." I concluded with another wink

She seems to get the meaning of my winking as she sighed high and smiled "oh! Yes...I mean No, I never found it, I must have lost it at church....I'll have to get another one."

"I guess its some of the things you have to sacrifice while serving the Lord." I remarked with a smile. The lady beside Jessy was just staring at the whole melodrama in shock. I remember her face. She was also at the brothel that morning and she must have been totally confused at what was going on right there

"Sister Jessy, how did...." Jide was saying when the MC interrupted us

We turned our attention to him standing on the stairs beside the DJ

"Ladies and Gents, standing before you is MC Herosakin, and beside me is DJ Huntsman!"

The whole crowd hooted: HUNNNNNNTSSMAAAAN!!!

"Together we gonna begin the DanceMatch game...you all know the game right?"

The crowd hooted Yes! In unision.

"Fine! A lady will be picked randomly among you, she will dance with a plate of meat around 27 of the most handsome guys present here today. DJ Huntsman will play us a popular song while she dance round the selected guys. Which ever guy she stops infront of at the end of the music will be Fed by her! (the crowd chorused Yes!) Kissed by her! (Yes!) Hugged by her! (Yes) and finally cut the cake with the celebrant!" He concluded pointing to the cake and the celebrant sitting beside a beautiful lady at the terrace of the house

The crowd clapped for him and He continued

"now, I'll call on PamelB the celebrants fiancée to do us the honour of selecting the 27 most handsome guys in this gathering. And 27 indicates the age of the celebrant...so ladies and gents a round of applause for PamelB."

'Wow! Is that PamelB? The author of Alone? Wow! So cute and pretty'

This was the thought that rang in my head as PamelB began to amble among the crowd and began the selection as the MC and the crowd counted along with her

'24, 25, 26..26...' PamelB searched around and couldn't found another guy among the crowd to compliment the said number

The MC glanced around and beckoned PamelB to our direction

"Darous, she's coming here!" Jide said adjusting in his chair. He restraightened his shirt and I watch him keenly as he waited for PamelB's arrival

"Jide, do you want to participate in this childish event?" I asked when I saw his level of preparedness

"why not..? If you are not interested Just hide your face so she doesn't pick you instead....abeg of....". He was saying when PamelB arrived at our seat and the MC spoke on

"we have 26 guys already, now to complete the number, PamelB will choose from this two men by my left hand side...go ahead PamelB"

My chair was behind Jide's seat at the rectangular table. Jessica and her friend were sitting opposite each other at the breadth while Jide and I were at the width also opposing each other

After staring at our faces, PamelB left Jide's seat that was infront of her and continued her ambled walk over to my seat and dragged me up. The whole crowd roared and clapped

I was a bit shy and wanted to turn the offer down but the whole attention of the crowd were on me. It would be a total embarrasment and childish to turn her down in that moment

Jessica gave me a 'Go for it look'. I just shrugged and followed her to join the other 26 recruits

Without exaggerating, I stood out gallantly among them. Even Jide was more handsome than many of them but that's how fate wants to play the match

"now, we've past the first phase, I call on the celebrant Yungeez to come and select the most beautiful lady that will dance for us.....a round of applause for him"

The man called Yungeez rose up and began the task. After 2mins he succeeded in picking out the lady with the most heaviest boobs I've ever seen and moderate ass, claded in a pencil blue jean and pink sleeveless top. Her face and complexion was like that of Bukky Wright

I salivated at her sight as the Mc ordered us to form a big circle in the open space by stretching our hands, leaving atleast 2cm gap between us

The lady was given the cooler of meat as the MC beckoned DJ Huntsman to do his Job

Kiss Daniel's Mama boomed out of the speakers and she began to dance round us

She began to dance in a clockwise direction with the cooler of meat in her hands around the 360 circle along with the Music.

'It's Young
John the
wicked
producer

Feel the mama
You know I
like you sooo
See!


Girl, I cherish
you I stand for
you oo
I won't lie to
you
But I fit lie for
you oh
In the night
Girl I'm down
for you ehh
Ahhh
(Girl I'm
down..)'

She got to my front as the chorus was about to begin and managed to reduce her dancing pace, gyrating and swaying her boobs at me and I wasted no time in responding as I danced back. Being a great dancer myself, I gave the crowd a great view

Oya Talk to me
oh mama, free
oh
B'olorun soro
mi dayo with
you oh
Baby, all I seek
I found it in
you ah
All I seek I
found it in
you

She left my front slowly and danced on but I continue to dance while others were just staring at me

See, if I'm
to choose girl
I choose you
If I'm to
loose girl I
want to loose
with you oh
They say na
taboo, but girl
I still choose
in youuu
Youu....
Se wa korin
fun mi
Do you really
care?
So le pon mi
fun mi baby
Se mi ni Lo te
o
To be sincere
I will do
almost
everything for
you
Anything for
youuu

She's now approaching me again as I continued my dance immitating every move of Kiss daniel in the video

Girl, I cherish
you
I stand for
you
I won't lie to
you
But I fit lie for
you oh
In the night
Girl I'm down
for you ehh
Ahhh
(Girl I'm
down..)

She go to my front again and repeated the same ealier action

Oya Talk to me
oh mama, free
oh
B'olorun soro
mi dayo with
you oh
Baby, all I seek
I found it in
you ah
All I seek I
found it in
you


She left my front slowly and continue to dance on

Kai
If I'm to shoot
girl I will
shoot for you
Ain't gon
kill
Baby just a
bullet wound
Prayed about
you last night
You came my
way
Omo baba
alayo ni mi oh
If you buy
infinity
Would you
buy for me oh
When I'm in
captivity
Would you
come for me
oh
Step into the
light and let
me see your
face
See your face

Girl, I cherish
you
I stand for
you
I won't lie to
you
But I fit lie for
you oh
In the night
Girl I'm down
for you ehh
Ahhh
(Girl I'm
down..)

As the music was on its last verse, she hastened her steps and was at the 270 degree of the circle when the DJ increased the tempo of the song.


All I seek I
found it in
you
It's your boy
Geez
Emperor Geeeeeez
G world wild
Se wa korin
fun mi ah am
So le pon mi
fun mi.

The music ended and she stopped in between me and the guy standing next to me in a 5-6 clocklike position

"wow! What a great dance by this lady." The Mc voiced out and discharged the other 25 guys. Me and the other guy with the lady remained in our position. "Now we have a situation here, its has never happened before but I got an Idea on how we gonna choose who this beautiful lady is gonna feed and hmmmmm...you know.... So we gonna settle this by throwing a RIDDLE!". The crowd murmured encouragingly and he went on as we all stare at him anxiously

He dragged us to the stairs and stood infront of us so we were now backing the crowd

"now guys, nobody should whisper or say the answer to them if they don't know it...ok? When I ask the question, who ever knows it among the two of you will raise up his hand and say it in my ear. Is that clear guys?." We both nodded in unision and he continued.

"ok..here we go. Which word will become shorter when you add two letters to it?" He stared at our faces and I began to search the secondary school part of my brain for answer

He repeated the question again and again and again as the crowd remain silent. The guy beside me raised up his hand and the Mc beckoned to him to move closer.

My heart began to pound heavily at the embarrasment am gonna face if the guy gets it correctly.

I began to think very fast, 'could it be pùssy? If I add er to it, it becomes pussyer? Chai! Thats longer not shorter...what of thunder? Yes! If I add er, it becomes thun..derer? Ah no, thats longer again...what of....' The Mc's voice interrupted my thoughts

"no...you didn't get it..." He told the other guy "if the two of you doesn't get it, then I'll have to extend the opportunity to the audience, thereby eliminating the two of you."

I glanced around at Jide and he gave me a deadly bitter stare. He must be very angry at me. I thought
I quickly withdraw my eyes and looked sideways only to be met with PamelB's eyes

She was mouthering some words to me and the Mc nearly cancel the contest before I got the hint of her actions

"I'll have to extend this....." He was saying when I quickly raised up my hand and he gestured me to move closer. I walked to him and whisper what I got from PamelB to him

"Correct!" the Mc exclaimed with suprise "SHORT is the answer! When you add 'er' to it, it becomes SHORTER!....clap for him please".

The other guy left the rostrum feeling ashamed and I felt pity for him. What a very dullard boy! Simple riddle...ordinary riddle that a primary school student will answer, he doesn't know! Shioor!

bimberry1307:
TheBlessedMAN, oya go back to your thread now now.
PamelB, you're doing great.

right away ma!!! Abeg no vex

Tgold1:
see this buharic theblessedman wey no update for him tori wey come dey disturb another person to update... pamelb pls take your time to update jare

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... BUSTED

manuelFORBES:
Whaaaaat! Darousmart! Darousmart! The headquaters of lie! Jide go break yah head with all the bottle wey dey dia! You don die!

That call with adedoyin funny die! ah no fit stop the laughter.

THEBLESSEDMAN! Ah doff my hat o...you are the best. Keep it coming bro.... Obinnau, lalasticlala, mynd44, obinoscopy, Seun, fynestiboi, naijaboiy, we don deserve another FP tey tey... Please come do the needful

thanx padi mi..you ar also the best. Hala madrid

mjay05:
Bro you good, can't go a day without checking for latest update. Everything abt the story is perfect.. Good work bros.. Ghost mood deactivated

wow! Ghost mode deactivated on page 89! ...hmmm...thanx brother...you are ghoistically cucumental

Nevy22:
The story is a good hit I personally enjoy every bit of it
2 it mild I think it okay
3 durous is a talented young man full of wits and charisma he is dogged and funny I personally have learnt something's from him his clam
4 am confused with the word karma I know there is a practice in Buddhism called karma is I that one you are talking about I need help here
5 durous the obvious but I love the joke character too
6 I would love to replace jide so I can chastise my friend durous
7 he should take a chill look at things before rushing into it about religion in our part of the world everyone is expected to believe in something It not bad that loves sango but I would like to win over to Christianity if I can and he should be serious with my joke
8 yes it will be a hit I personally prefer it to reading hear cuz of the suspense
9 there is more to be seen just keep my fingers crossed
10 s
5stars
11 the mods should grow up and do something about the unnecessary suspension of the author
Moderate but he can do better
In he is the most foolish person to walk the face of planet earth and should go and get a life
Ii should be looked upon and fixed
Iii do their work diligent

wow! What a nice evaluation you just dropped. Thanks buddy. About Karma, i'll take that as a casestudy from now. Thanx for the review bro. I owe u. Thanx

aydolar:
Cant wait for the next update

stay tuned bro

huntsman007:
I laff u in Swahili.. . .maybe jide go finish d drink+bottle ontop ur head. ........ more ink bro. gud updates

u're mouthed bro. Thanx

Adesina12:
TheBlessedMAN oHhh jigbijigbijigbi god of thunder

You get mouth bad mennnn

chai! This man don watch Papa Ajasco tey tey! Ojigbijigbijigbi.... Ajirebi man.

Jowaxy:
Jesus!! Blood of cow!! I cant believe that darous... I mean darous the almighty sangotic darous has now metarmophosed into a pvssy monging dumbass?!!!

chisos! see grammatical grammars! Dico don suffer.... Thanx bro u mouthed

yungeez:
The name "Darous" is synonymous to the word "Trouble", it tends to follow him everywhr, he jst got out of one nw he hs entered another... keep up the gud work #TBMAN
b4 i 4get, queenitee pls come and join me nd read dis awesome story

thanx bro. Thanx 4 always being there

pFolar:
HnmmnnmMNmmMMnnMMMMMMMnnn

*coUGHing iN sIleNCE. DaROus, yoUR owN doN meET yoU DeaR, IN BEAtricE vOIce *jUst Be A MaN aNd FaCe tHe reSULt of YoUR jaMB oF LiES.*

adEdoYin Is CoMINg bACk. BeLIevE mE.


TBm, weldONE MY deaR. YoU ARe doiNG AWEsomELY GReaT!! ANd I meAN iT.

PleaSE drOP YoUR nuMBER foR ME, i waNT tO sPEAk wiTH YOu. ExPECTing YAh rePLY.

lolz. Ok. You can holla me on this line. +2348162128141 . U are mouthed

SmartestPopQUEEN:
TROUBLE and Darous are like....... Let someone complete that for me please.

Theblessedman, I always knew there's more to yhu than just making funny comments. Yhu are truly blessed. Keep em coming. More grace

Matilda's mum, thanx alot o. Missed you maam. Hows our daughter?

yungeez:
the whole issue jst weak me, abeg come update sharp, sharp

updated bro.

73. COUNTLESS


How am I even going to explain to Jide that, I finally found the lady that stole my wallet which resulted into getting him beaten up by those three slim guys, but I let her go scotfree after she tricked me into giving her another 200k!

How will he even react when he finally found out that She was sent by those robbers to rob me and I fell for it? Knowing the kind of person Jide is, I won't be suprised if he cut all ties with me because of that silly mistake

But, sincerely, how could I have been so stewpid! I fell so easily for that b!tch twice! Not once but twice! They say Once bitten is directly proportional to twice shy! But mine is different

She succeeded in tricking me to believe that an 8years old can have a brest cancer! See how those ladies at the brothel were just laughing hysterically at me when I mention that statement to them?

Who would have ever believed that a whole me! Could fall easily for such a trick? Eh? Oh gawd of thunder! Whats happening to your son? Why have you abandon me? Why's my life gradually becoming a once upon a time?

These were the thoughts that kept flooding into my brain as the bike I boarded drove me towards Mr Ifa's house around 6:37am of that fateful saturday

It was one of those time of equinox when we have equal day and equal night around March, so the weather was still slightly dark

I got off the bike and paid the driver. I slunked through the back terrace of the house and found the door open. I sneaked inside and thankfully it seems the whole household was still asleep as I didn't encounter anybody on the way to the guest room

I entered the room and found the bed empty, no sign of Jide or any indication that he slept inside the room

I dialled his number but it was switched off. I tried his 2nd line repeatedly but got the same result. Concluding that he might be in the main sitting room probably watching film, cos there was light, I took off my trouser and shirt leaving only my boxers on and relaxed on the bed

All the events that took place right from when we entered the car that journeyed us to Oyo state began to flood into my brain

I remembered that, I waited for Jide for almost 10mins at the bustop where we boarded the car and Favour wasn't in the car yet. Only the two women sitting at the back of the car was discussing while I was waiting for Jide. Favour arrived 3mins prior to Jide's arrival and headed straight to the front seat.

Nothing was unusual about her before I started counting the money inside my wallet in the car just to intimidate her. It was my intention to get her attention and it worked until she stole my wallet

Nothing else happened apart from that incident until yesterday when I saw her at the brothel. I thought it was karma's way of a vengeful coincidence but it wasn't. The usual saying is true afterall; 'Coincidence is a word used by fools and the weak, and I obviously belong to that group

I turned around on the bed when I hear a click on the door. Jide walked in claded in trousers and shirt. I sat up immediately feeling anxious when I saw his deadpan face

"Jide, how far na? Where you dey before? You no sleep for house?"

He eyed me with a scornful glare as he began to take off his shirt
"na me suppose dey ask you that question, where you go last night?" He queried with a serious tone. I was'nt expecting that question from him and I was dumbstruck. "you go fvck pvssy again abi? Shey the one wey happen inside the motor with Favour never teach you lesson reach? We barely escaped getting beaten to stupor because of your flirtuous life and today was also suppose to be your funeral and instead of you giving it a break, na pvssy you go dey fvck...". He walked over to the bed and started rearranging his cloth inside his bag

My heart skipped a million beats and I was totally dumbstruck as his truthful accusations strucked my mind

I wasn't sure if that was an accusation or if he already knew of my last night escapade. After some moments of silence I realise that he would have reacted much more in a furious way if it was the latter and I concluded that his words must have been based on the former so I eased up my agitated mind

"Jide, I never knew you could think of me in such a way! How could you think I'll spend the night that I could probably end up dead in a woman's abode? You fvck up Jide, and I didn't expect that from you...not from you!" I declared with a feigned angry tone

He turned around and stared at my face dropping his bag on the floor. "am sorry if I upset you but then where were you last night? That I was looking for you everywhere?"

I didn't answer him at first but when he kept on begging me, I spoke up

"come to think of it? Where do you think someone thats about to die, or was expected to die would be on a Friday night that he was suppose to die, where would that person be?"

"if it was another person, I'd have a clue to that, but you? You are so unpredictable...but tell me where were you last night?".

"since you think so amoral of me, it gives me a great level of pleasure to announce to you that I, Darousmart, the only genuine son of thunder, spent the whole night....at a vigil in the Church down the street."

I watched with keen interest as his face transformed from an eager one to a one so full of suprise

"what!" He declared with a wide grin "seriously!!" I nodded "bro, you suprise me! Who would have ever thought that a son of thunder could pray to God! Talkless of going to church? Wow! Take a hug bro." He gave me a happy hug and kept on chuckling

"I knew you'd be suprised, thats why I didn't tell you." I said feeling like Anthony Joshua when he conquered his opponent

"you are right....Darous you get mouth bro....and what did you tell God?"

"well, I first of all introduce myself to him and begged him to spare my life. I vowed that if he did that? I'll kill a ram for him in the next Eid-filtri festival."

"seriously? God would be really pleased to meet you bro. God 1 - Shango Zero!"

We chatted and talked for soo long until Bukky brought our breakfast. We ate and dinned in a happy mood with the drinks that I bought for us to celebrate my false first time in church

I was really happy that he didn't found out about my recent ordeal in the hands of those armed robbers through Favour. Its worth celebrating!

***

Unknown to Jide was the fact that the event of last night had made me to reach a new determination about how I wanted to start living my life

NO MORE sexcapades.

No more Beatrice, No more Adedoyin, No more Chioma, No more Lovelyn, No more Jessica (the lady I fvcked last night at the brothel).
And No more Fvcking Doris. She can get her Male child elsewhere for all I care. I just hope she takes it in good faith

I plan to develop a serious relationship with Joke, the only woman that truly love me with no string attached

May Gawd help me

I picked my phone to dial Doyin's number to tell her my decision. I saw 43 missed calls on it. It all came from Adedoyin. The phone was still in silent mode thats why I didn't noticed it earlier

"hello honey, thank gawd you're alive, where are you? Been calling you since morning to know how you are feeling." She sounded so relieved

"Am fine Doyin thanks. Just want to tell you that, am no longer interested in this Bokoharam relationship." I dropped that outrightly like a bomb without giving a darn about how she takes it

"what!" She sounded shocked "you can't do that to me Darous....please."

"No point in pleading Doyin, just take it in good faith...I've made up my mind....enough of this self destruct relationship with you...bye"

"don't hang up on me Darous, please tell me what you need. I'll do it. Name it! Money? Car? Education? Anything for you dear, please...just...."

"you sure you can do anything I want?"

"yes! Absolutely. Anything at all...have gat money..."

"can you use your asshole to swear?"

"thats ridiculous but yes...I'll, if thats what it takes."

"ok, just say make thunder fire your asshole if you don't do what I want."

"whats the meaning of this Dar...."

"JUST SAY THE DAMN WORDS DOYIN!" I barked, getting furious as the events of what her charm caused me flashed into my brain

"ok....Thunder should fire my....my asshole if I don't do what you want" She stated with a trembling voice

"Fine! There's just one thing I need from you,"

"and whats that, I will do..."

"Just stay out of my life!"

"what! No..no...I can't"

"Remember thunder now has the green light to strike your asshole if you don't let me be! Bye!" I ended the call and let out a sigh

I was very happy with the way I handled her. Everything happening to me started with her, when she ended my relationship with Beatrice by drugging me

There was a birthday party going on beside Mr Ifa's compound

Around 7pm, Jide and I dressed casually and headed there with the intention of catching some fun

According to Bukky, the birthday guy is the only son of the local government Chairman of that ward so a lot of ladies were in attendance

Jide and I sat down at a corner not too far from the DJ's turner desk. Four bottles of Guiness and assorted meats was served to us and we were really enjoying the show

Some of the ladies were claded in slinky outfit revealing some of their laps and cleavages

The guys dancing on the dance floor were obviously drunk as they turn a simple Shakiti Bobo dance into a Masqurade dance. Can't blame them though, alcohol na bastarrd!

I was really enjoying myself with the 3rd bottle while Jide was still on the 1st one he's been drinking since 30mins ago with the complaint that its too bitter. Then I felt a gentle tap on my shoulder.

I turned around and smiling seductively at me was Jessica, the lady I spent the night with, handing my Rolex wrist watch to me.

"Hi handsome, you forgot this in my room this morning." She said with another smile

I glanced at Jide who was also aware of what was going on.

His facial expression spelt..............TROUBLE


TBC