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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Worst Interview Experience? What Happened? by TheFacelessMan: 12:31pm On Apr 24, 2020
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FoodRe: Hugely Successful Hunting Expedition At Olori Near Oyo Town And Odo Ogun by TheFacelessMan: 11:47am On Apr 24, 2020
Those are WARTHOGS....

It reminds me of an hunting expedition on the plains of Serengeti in Tanzania....

TheFacelessMan:
angry .. Survival skills.


In 1980, i got lost at the Serengeti National Park in Tanzania.

This is the true story of how i survived my ordeal with wildlife.

How did I get lost ? I was obviously not listening to the tour guide. undecided

It was going to be dark soon and the predators would come out for prey.


Using my Boy Scout skills, I made a fire and prepared to settle for the night.

I was almost dozing off when I was startled by the howl of a wild dog shocked shocked shocked shocked

The wild dogs were ferocious killers who would eat chunks of flesh from you while alive.


The dogs kept calling to each other and I knew they were drawing closer and closer shocked shocked shocked

Everything went silent and I knew they had come!

I strained my eyes to see, listened with bated breath for where / when the attack will come... cry

...which soon did. The pack of 5 dogs came into the clearing, led by the Alpha cool

The Alpha was a cocky m'fucker, thick of neck and a smile full of teeth...very big and sharp grin

I was armed only with a machete for clearing the bush...nothing else!

There were no 2nd chances. It was Life or Death.

..... any mistake and i would be torn into pieces.

I snatched a branch out of the fire and they ran off. But came back a few seconds later.

I was dinner for them, they got bolder and bolder on each return.




Encountered wild dogs...... croc......lion....hippopotamus.....

FamilyRe: My Story; A Troubled Married Man by TheFacelessMan: 6:57pm On Apr 23, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: Bianca Ojukwu Won Miss Druzhba At Miss Charm Pageant 1989, Russia (Throwback) by TheFacelessMan:
cheesy
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Female Police Vs Nigeria Female Police. by TheFacelessMan: 12:33pm On Apr 23, 2020
In Ghanaian accent....

The Ghanaian Peelease Women are LowDead grin grin


Subtitle - The policewomen are loaded. tongue

TravelRe: Onyeama: We Don’t Have Resources To Bring Back All Nigerians Seeking To Return by TheFacelessMan: 8:26am On Apr 23, 2020
Ilola:
Its most unfair, can't they government be there for its citizens for once? All this people have gone to look for greener pastures all these Years living u leaders to enjoy their own share of the national cake, just this one time which is between life and death. Naija hmmmm
Let me make an unpopular remark.

I just don't really care whose ox is gored.

WE, all of us, represent the Government. We ALL neglect our duties. The people who went for greener pastures, I can bet you that very few of them remit any tax back to the FG of Nigeria.

IF you don't pay tax, what funds would you expect the Government to bring you back ?

It's very easy to say they would embezzle it, which is super likely. But we should also learn to do the right thing. ALL of us.
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode: Abubakar Shekau Should Be Killed, Not Imprisoned by TheFacelessMan: 12:52pm On Apr 22, 2020
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RomanceRe: Girls Who Sleep With Married Men by TheFacelessMan:
angry

Many years back, i slept with the wife of a Mafia Don...

This is how it ended



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DownrightPitifulFinnishspitz-size_restricted.gif


There is a good story in here. Just too lazy to write...
LiteratureTheFacelessMan Moves On... by TheFacelessMan(op): 12:23am On Jan 01, 2020
01 / 01/ 2020 is the day.

I never planned it this early but MODs deleting my stories helped to accelerate the process.

Today, I would open a blog for my stories.

Link would be provided shortly....
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LiteratureRe: Winners Of 2019 Nairaland Writers Award by TheFacelessMan: 12:21am On Jan 01, 2020
A man needs a name.... cool
RomanceRe: Plus Size Man Goes Unclad For Birthday Photoshoot. PHOTOS by TheFacelessMan: 10:26pm On Dec 31, 2019
He looks like someone who would say:

" The zoo must fall! Biafuro or death" undecided

In very thick igbo accent
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Shows Off Her Amazing Transformation (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:49pm On Dec 31, 2019
I know her!
RomanceRe: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by TheFacelessMan:
Valar morghulis

CrimeRe: Dad Sprays Over 27 People With Acid For Bullying His Son In Cross River State by TheFacelessMan: 3:07pm On Dec 31, 2019
The apple didn't fall far from the tree. undecided
PoliticsRe: Obono-Obla:People Walking Free With Billion Of Dollars In Accounts by TheFacelessMan: 10:46am On Dec 31, 2019
pseudaria:
pseudaria to his useless father:
Very foolish and childish talk from an uneducated literate
RomanceRe: I Married With 40k 3 Years Ago And Now I Earn Over A Million. by TheFacelessMan: 9:48am On Dec 31, 2019
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arinzos:
But this is not Always the Case.

Yeah unfortunately. But you know....

Pendulum of Life can shift either ways. From rich to very poor and otherwise.

But it's sensible to marry a spouse with brains and plans. Not a directionless fellow.
RomanceRe: I Married With 40k 3 Years Ago And Now I Earn Over A Million. by TheFacelessMan: 9:35am On Dec 31, 2019
For once. This is non-fiction.

I know a guy who was unemployed who was dating a girl earning 250k.

They were a bit worried about his future income but she persevered.

9 months after, his 1st job was 280k.

Within a year, the Naira/Dollar crisis started and his salary swelled to 800k+ now. Hers peaked at 350k.

Work hard and leave the rest to God.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What was/were your most memorable moment(s) of 2019? by TheFacelessMan: 8:57am On Dec 31, 2019
sad

Divorcing 4 wives in a day.

Replacing them all the next...
PoliticsRe: Ayoola Babalola Invited By DSS Over Articles On Sowore, Tinubu, APC by TheFacelessMan: 8:38am On Dec 31, 2019


I was just released by DSS undecided

That's why the stories have reduced.
RomanceRe: What Do You Do To Quench Your Sexual Urge? by TheFacelessMan:
yarimo:
Chairman vaseline crew SAMBISA forest branch is here to read lies.
Yarimo, iwo na n jo Soapy ? shocked

You sef dey .... shocked

PoliticsRe: Obono-Obla:People Walking Free With Billion Of Dollars In Accounts by TheFacelessMan: 8:01am On Dec 31, 2019
Reference:
Just tell us how Mr Tinubu came to so much. As long as the means of a man are not clear, the speculation will continue. How did he acquire all those things. It is the minimum standards for right living.
Tinubu is a thief like ALL the leaders we have had.

The obsession with him by certain folks who have even worse leaders is what's sickening and frankly stupid.

Even a blind man can see that Tinubu with his flaws is a million times better than kerosene distributors and statue builders.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 7 Tips To Help You Choose Between Multiple Job Offers by TheFacelessMan: 7:55am On Dec 31, 2019
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Weyrey. Make person see one first nah.

Just like giving someone on 30,000 minimum wage

tips on which to choose between a Rolls Royce and Lamborghini.


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PoliticsRe: Anambra's First Lady Donates To Poor Americans by TheFacelessMan: 7:46am On Dec 31, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Obono-Obla:People Walking Free With Billion Of Dollars In Accounts by TheFacelessMan: 7:42am On Dec 31, 2019
Kingrefreshed:
Kingrefreshed to his useless father:
You have been rewarded. Tinubu will call you tomorrow for always defending him without his consent.

He will give you some of the stolen money come first of January 2020.

What a trashy being
Your dad's poverty has reduced with chanting Tinubu's name.

I am trying to save you because that's how yout grandfather chanted Awolowo's name and refused to stop being penniless.
RomanceRe: Happy New Year In Advance.... by TheFacelessMan: 7:26am On Dec 31, 2019
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PoliticsRe: Anambra's First Lady Donates To Poor Americans by TheFacelessMan:
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And some animals still chant Tinubu's name on a daily basis. .

Same way their "brainy" ancestors blamed Awolowo for everything including their impotence.

Anyways, there are too many billionaires in Anambra, they don't need stomach infrastructure nah

PoliticsRe: Obono-Obla:People Walking Free With Billion Of Dollars In Accounts by TheFacelessMan: 7:23am On Dec 31, 2019
veron007:
Veron007 to his father:
Another mumu on the beat again. Play on, fellow zombies are listening.
Must be painful because those facts are irrefutable.

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