Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Turns Father Christmas On Christmas Day. Gives Out Food Items by TheFacelessMan: 9:32am On Dec 27, 2019 |
tobicool: Lol... U to much! Start writing fiction books. No waste Ur talent. Yes ooo. I need to write fiction. I write too many true life stories which have made me a target  |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Turns Father Christmas On Christmas Day. Gives Out Food Items by TheFacelessMan: 9:13am On Dec 27, 2019 |
Captiveportal: you deserve more ban with all the crap you write everyday on niaraland, go get a job man I have a good job .... just ask your mum. She would explain why she regularly complains of waist pain and back aches  |
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Crime › Re: My Housemaid Accused Me Of Rape by TheFacelessMan: 9:09pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
This OP sounds so much like the guy who deflowered a lady working for him at a drycleaning business.
The girl too was 21. |
Romance › Re: Madly In Love With A NUN.... Holy Mary Or Marry Me? by TheFacelessMan(op): 8:57pm On Dec 25, 2019 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Jimmy Odukoya Disguises As Homeless Man To See People's Response by TheFacelessMan: 9:27am On Dec 23, 2019 |
OnonikpoAku1: [s][/s] You are a character. You have over 1000 monikers.
What do you derive from this display of madness ? 
Seun needs to sit with you... known you since your IsaAbubakar daysCc simplyleo, trigitis, omenka |
Politics › Re: Developers To Build 8,200-Unit Hostel In LASU As Sanwo-Olu Seals Deal by TheFacelessMan: 9:01am On Dec 23, 2019 |
GamalNasser's mouth was shut very fast on this thread  . |
Crime › Re: Man butchers own two children in Ebonyi. PHOTOS by TheFacelessMan: 8:37am On Dec 23, 2019 |
Burn him alive.  |
Politics › Re: Ganduje Vs Sanusi: Abdulsalami Abubakar Chairs Reconciliatory Committee by TheFacelessMan: 8:28am On Dec 23, 2019 |
Authoreety: Ganduje go hear am later o ...
Make him forget all this initial gragra. How will Ganduje "hear it"? After he deposes Sanusi ?  |
Crime › Re: Girl Allegedly Changed To Snake While Being Robbed In Lagos by TheFacelessMan: 8:25am On Dec 23, 2019 |
I was there when it happened.
I turned into a King Snake and "ate her out"
Pun intended  |
Sports › Re: Angry Cristiano Ronaldo Removes Silver Medal After Juve Lost Super Cup (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 8:18am On Dec 23, 2019*. Modified: 8:47am On Dec 23, 2019 |
 This FTC is dedicated to the kids who feel one must be EITHER a Messi OR Ronaldo fan... True football fans appreciate their unique qualities and a football rivalry that has lasted for over a decade. A rivalry that might not recur for centuries to come, if ever. Ronaldo's champion spirit is one to emulate. Russell Westbrook / Allen Iverson in Basketball too are/were fearless and endlessly energetic. |
Crime › Re: Brigadier Gen. Charles Dalo Nengite Arrested! by TheFacelessMan: 8:15am On Dec 23, 2019 |
 If true, he should be executed. Many years back, I terminated such a glutton.... |
Romance › Re: Madly In Love With A NUN.... Holy Mary Or Marry Me? by TheFacelessMan(op): 8:08am On Dec 23, 2019 |
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Phones › Re: USA Used Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 For 28,000 Naira by TheFacelessMan: 11:46am On Dec 22, 2019 |
GMbuharii: Shut up, Martincorridon....
UsmandanLexingtonsteele Mental

Ivartheboneless ivartheboneless ivartheMENTAL BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA....
 See a psychiatrist. IvarTheBoneless is my friend... don't know the others. Didnt know yeebos too smoke Igbo |
Phones › Re: USA Used Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 For 28,000 Naira by TheFacelessMan: 11:03am On Dec 22, 2019 |
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Travel › Re: 5 Common Visa Interview Mistakes That Can Ruin Your Chances by TheFacelessMan: 4:52pm On Dec 21, 2019 |
Wish the US Embassy guy's handle posted such an article.
Would add credibility.
Any ways... I don't need a visa to any country. Entry guaranteed. |
Phones › Re: USA Used Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 For 28,000 Naira by TheFacelessMan: 12:13am On Dec 21, 2019 |
ArticleBeast: The ink keep spreading gradually... Within 2 months fone go blind.... This happened to me... cost 80k to fix. Unfortunately bought the phone outside the country and couldn't redeem the warranty. Lessons learnt. |
Celebrities › Re: See Photos Of Louis Vuitton Condom That Costs N25,000 by TheFacelessMan: 11:57am On Dec 20, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Ganduje Gives Emir Sanusi 2-Day Ultimatum Over Appointment by TheFacelessMan: 11:34am On Dec 20, 2019 |
Mynd44: The scene I will love most is if Ganduje dethroned Sanusi Sanusi contests to be governor in 2032 and wins.
Then Ganduje will know the neaning of "inside life" .... and then, you woke up 
Sanusi's lifelong dream is to be Emir. Deposing him alone is enough insult. By the way, 2 living Emirs can't live in Kano... one has to leave. How would Governor Sanusi stay in Government House?
Believe me, despite my propensity for fiction... Sanusi said it (lifelong dream) in a gathering of people close to him. I was there as an acquaintance. I in fact told close pal of his to persuade him to run against Buhari and the person laughed saying "IMPOSSIBLE" because of his love for the Emir's throne.
I gotta be careful with all these clues about my true identity. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Aptitude Test 2019: Candidates Climb Buildings, Struggle In Kano, Abuja by TheFacelessMan: 6:20am On Dec 20, 2019 |
LOL... I could have written a super action story from the short clip on this article 
Sorry guys, we have all been there, one way or the other. NEVER GIVE UP! |
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki And Dino Melaye Pose Together On His 57th Birthday (Pictured) by TheFacelessMan: 3:15pm On Dec 19, 2019 |
 Ride or Die. Dino knows he is not from a particularly influential home and he rose to national prominence through sheer force of will. Dino might still make a comeback as Senator in Kogi... Governorship is super unlikely BUT Bukola would find it extremely hard. He didnt claim he was rigged out because he knows he would be beaten EVERYTIME even if the Elections are repeated 100 times. |
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Politics › Re: Senator Benjamin Uwajumogu Slumps And Dies by TheFacelessMan: 3:39pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
Okoyiboz3: Fat people don't live long. How many fat people do you see living up to age 70? Check all the old people you see around, how many of them are fat?
Hypertension, Diabetes, Arthritis, Stroke, Heart diseases usually finish them off.
Let's imbibe a healthy lifestyle, exercise often, eat healthy, not eating like pigs. Bro, long time. been inactive as well. Oruko wo lo wa active?
Mio ni ka kan titi 2020  |
Politics › Re: Senator Benjamin Uwajumogu Slumps And Dies by TheFacelessMan: 3:35pm On Dec 18, 2019 |
daddytime: Hmmm
Always do good by your people when placed in a position of authority, this life is ephemeral. The next second isn't assured, hence, all the cornerings, garnerings, and piling ups are truly not necessary.
May he be judged according to his deeds while alive.
He must have had wonderful plans for the yuletide season, and his expectations from the recently passed budget.
Whenever I see mere mortals bragging, and being very sure of next year, not to talk of 2023, I just look at them and shake my head.
The deal with life and death is, boys scout's motto
"Be prepared". Great comment.
"He probably had plans for Xmas" is perhaps the most striking sentence... alongside "he had plans for the passed budget"
Just like the OAU lecturer who directed the play for the Convocation and died a day or so after....
Even us readers, who is guaranteed to survive till Xmas?
Death respects no plans! |
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Visits Osun-Osogbo Sacred Grove In Oshogbo (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 9:09pm On Dec 17, 2019 |
GMbuharii: Please keep a sharp eye for miners o!!!!!!!!!!
Under 1 second,with the speed of sound,a head can disappear before you say Jack Robinson

Lzaa immhotep
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Romance › Re: Why Are Owerri Girls So Promiscuous ? by TheFacelessMan: 6:25am On Dec 17, 2019 |
Wetin Nkechi no go see for brothel....  |
NYSC › Re: My Service Year In Anambra - Corper Peter Omoniyi Gidado by TheFacelessMan: 6:23am On Dec 17, 2019 |
Shiver99: Yep , Igbos in my opinion are the most beautiful in West Africa and some of the most beautiful in the world. Also, the Igbo spirit of community and achievement ensures that the masses continue pooling money for the collective interest of the community, that’s why they have the largest middle class and most of the amenities that can be found in the city can be found in many Igbo Villages. This is possibly why when Igbo were posting pictures of their village houses a few years back, some people were accusing them of taking photos of Igbo cities. Lol.  |
Romance › Re: Man Who Placed "Magun" On His Wife Catches Her Glued To Another Man by TheFacelessMan: 6:17pm On Dec 16, 2019 |
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