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durentdbiitch:
A Babe who's so fat, dat the doctor shouted "dats my phone number"! when she climbed the scale. example mamagee

tosyne2much:
Though I'm not a relationship expert but lemme try if I can help sha


OP, you need not woo her... Mind you, no be every girl person dey woo .. It's circumstance that warrants whether you should woo a lady or not

Henceforth, you need to start acting like you have started dating
.. For example, when you call her on the phone, give her a shocker of her life, you can be like "hello. Sweet heart", how are you today? Just felt like I should hear your voice.. I can bet my nairaland username that she will be filled with joy and will be shocked to hear you call her sweetheart

However, you also need to start doing what you have not been doing before


I hope this helps

Tallesty1:
Plenty meat.

Gotta go open suya joint for there.

TheGeneral1:
I learnt He collapsed after performing at an event in his hometown.

www.mobile.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/worldEntertainment/Late-Nigerian-Comedian-Dede-One-Day-to-be-buried-on-Feb-13-405406I learnt he collapsed

Hadez:
I don't know him. Rip tho

MemeTroll:
Dede1 he's been dead for a while may his soul rest in peace

ronald4lif:
Life has a simple rule, which is often disregarded, raped, breached with wanton impunity. The successful people of every society are those who not only recognize this principle, but adhere to it strictly. I have come to understand in my quest for knowledge that it is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.

The average man wants gifts, favours and charity. Charity is not a crime, but do not ask for charity except you have no other choice, even then, you have the choice not to ask.

The ordinary Nigerian wants to live off people, his girlfriend/boyfriend, friend, brother, sister, uncle, cousin. You may be accorded this degrading and debasing opportunity once in a while, but never allow yourself to live off the benevolence of others. Man naturally is a very selfish animal, whose personal interest must come before all others.

The next time anyone want someone to speedily assist them, offer them in return, something of value. You will not only get a very quick response, you will get your request obligated.

Like I have read and noted, despise the free lunch. There is a price for everything, find out what it is and pay upfront. She knows the price for her request, either pay it or forget it.

dammyconcept:
OK I need to see it on FP also with end time comment.
This is Better than Brazilian hair Yes/No?

Tonel09:
Since 30/6=5,90/10=9 meaning that 90 is the answer

bungechu:
correction of the quran has begun, next shall be the expurgation of the violent or jihadic verses, then their wil be islamic reformation then peace wil reign.