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[quote author=AnonPoet post=128947801][/quote]Reno Omokri, always whipping up sentiments for Social Media views and likes.

Or is He looking for appointment from Adenuga?

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The immediate solution is for Him to sleep in another room, pending when he can find a more permanent solution.,

There are various factors that could contribute:, weight, fatigue, sleeping position , Inebriation. Whatever it is, He should not disturb the poor Woman’s sleep.

iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/14/bandits-demand-n1billion-ransom-kidnapped-286-kaduna-schoolchildren-workers-threaten

Maybe when these bandits start demanding legislators as ransom, Nigerians and the Nigerian government will start taking them seriously.

Until then, they remain jokers, with all of this 1 bilion and 2 trillion they are calling…because,-going by the current situation, as well as antecedents and Ningi’s recent revelations /suspension, it appears only legislators and some governors and their cronies will have access to such funds.

NyamiriSlayer:
E no go better for national unity, that worthless woman should go and meet obidaft for appointment

Read your first statement, and tell me there isn’t a problem with the way many of us talk in this country.

Because of your feelings towards one or two individuals, You just cursed National Unity, And you think words don’t matter?? THINK AGAIN

JagabanB:
Withdrawing the appointment is also part of national unity.

Ok. I won’t argue that it is not.

blamingthedevil:
Journalist KC

Had She accepted? Was it an insincere move on Her part to have done so?

Was it a wise or stupid move by BAT to withdraw her appointment? Someone who claims he wants to form a National Unity Government?

joelbooks:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/03/just-in-tinubu-writes-reps-seeks-consideration-on-student-loan/

Real News : Tinubu tells Rep Leader (at private meeting) to ensure student loan proposal is approved without issues from opposition reps.

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/2-killed-property-burnt-as-niger-communities-clash-over-woman/#google_vignette

War over a Woman, this is sounding like a Helen of Troy / Trojan horse story.

nlfpmod:
https://www.thecable.ng/spotted-amid-tinubus-message-of-sacrifice-accountant-generals-office-holds-workshop-in-london/amp?/spotted-amid-tinubus-message-of-sacrifice-accountant-generals-office-holds-workshop-in-london

Their justification:

1. That’s how they have been doing it every year for years

2. The resource persons reside there.

So because that is how they have been doing it , you should continue the wastefulness in this Emilokan economy.

So because the resources persons reside there, it makes sense to fly all those people and host them out of town for five days rather than fly in a couple of facilitators and lodge them while saving our scarce dollars and boosting the local market ?

What a shame

InfoGuru118:
Details later…

https://platinumtimes.ng/breaking-senate-habds-ningi-three-months-suspension-for-n3-7tn-budget-padding-claim/

So quick to suspend , but so slow to investigate and provide a convincing defence.

emkz:
Northern senators disown Ningi, affirm their loyalty to Tinubu: Statement



https://www.thecable.ng/there-was-no-budget-padding-northern-senators-disown-ningi/amp?/there-was-no-budget-padding-northern-senators-disown-ningi

Clowns, they are disowning themselves from the statement, not because it is false but because it is “unparliamentary”

Af0nja2:
Werey, your thread?

What would these 0bidi0t big0ts have done, if they'd owned Nairaland?

Ndi chestbeaters

Stop with the tribalistic stupidity. It does not help anybody.

killsmith:
While the blackman is still shouting holy ghost fire and devil die.

And you are a Blackman.

One thing is for sure, I am not hurting my Wife in any of these ways, or in anyway like these. As far as I know , I am not hurting my Wife but growing in love together with Her.

Domaining101:
Who knows, this one might be the next to die in helicopter crash like that Wigwe and his wife and son 😂 After all the enjoyment, traveling all over the world, flying jets and helicopter up and down, eating chicken and turkey, drinking juice, shebi e don end? I Heard it was even cardboard they use in bringing their smelling dead bodies back from Ablord 😂 When the fools where alive, you'll never see them doing anything for poor people, there own na to dey send their children go abroad go school, MIT, Cambridge, Oxford, as if na their kind dey go all those kind schools with their empty brain, while our own for here wey sabi book pass them 1000 times dey on strike, let them go and die abeg. How i wish they did open coffin the way they did for tb Joshua, i would have loved to see how their burnt and disfigured bodies would look like, make i laugh small and see weda all the enjoyment and millions go still dey show for their dead body😂 rubbish

How i wish God can take elumelu and that his three daughters next, i go too happy like mad

This your post is sad, sick and psycho, esp because even you who has not and plan not to enjoy life like them, will die. You don’t even know when or how. Wether while trekking, in a keke or okada. But however you die, your body will surely smell.

Yet you spew such self righteous and hateful disdain and dare to call the name of God in the same vein? … Sad

Richtaiwo:
Every father with a brain wishes to be buried by his children and the other way round.

It has nothing to do with brain, or no brain. It’s just a natural and rational familial phenomenon.

Saskay44:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cihneVjsZc?feature=shared

https://punchng.com/BREAKING-Joshua-gets-second-round-KO-win-over-Ngannou/

Yessss 👏

Just yesterday, I was wondering who would be in charge of Lagos police, if we were to adopt state police. Today, I think I have an idea.

Blacklion3:
800 per piece
1600 for 2

That one no be original Titus ooo. Even fake Titus is more expensive these days.

More like 1600 for one and 3200 for two, at the very least.

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Peter Obi is living Rent Free in Omokri’s head. His life seems to have no meaning outside Peter Obi. I guess because Obidients dealt with him ruthlessly.

Nemere2020:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/report-any-official-demanding-bribe-from-you-tinubu-tells-qatari-investors/%3famp

And who do we tell if you ask for bribes?

That person who confirmed His death because they are privileged to work at Evercare, should not be working there:

Whatever happened to patient and client confidentiality?

This ignorant, naive, and confused generation, have no understanding of or respect for privacy…

May #MrIbu Rest in peace.

Sunisonflex39:
Your second paragraph,Who ask you?

That’s why I said “Meanwhile” (meaning:,“by the way “ not the main point ) and “interestingly” ( because it was exactly the same amount and just minutes after I paid it that I saw the post).

Try not to read more into it than that, ok?

sonssyo:
I sent one woman in my office to get stuffs for me today, it's amazing as she got this!

Thou she makes shakara but me I dey manage her shakara for this economy


I don't know how she buys her stuff
God bless madam Sadiya

The prices seem fair from what I know about those Food stuffs.

Meanwhile, It’s interesting, this is the same amount I paid for Uber back home today, from a friends birthday 🎉 🎂

guobe:
The man married two women at the same day.

*AT the same time
*ON the same day

Questionnaires:
There Are Two Kinds of Nigerians.


1) The Nigerians That Know Themselves As Part of The Government of Nigeria - Hence; They Work And Try Their Best To Fend For Themselves.


2) The Nigerians That Doesn't Know Themselves As Part of The Government of Nigeria - Hence; They Continue To Nag About Hardship of Nigeria Instead of Being Part of The Solution To Nigeria.




Except You Are Blind Or Just Arrogantly Ignorant; By Now - You Know That Our LACK IN COLLECTIVELY PARTICIPATING IN THE BETTERMENT OF AGRICULTURE IN NIGERIA Is The Sole Reason For The HIGH COST OF FOOD ITEMS In Nigeria.


The Increasing Dollar-Naira Rate is Just Tripping The "SUFFER SUFFER".



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blazer2018:
Hi guys, please I really need your help.

I have a twelve years old son who is very lanky, he looks d*mn too malnourished for comfort. He was very robust from birth till around the age of 8, when all of a sudden he started depreciating, initially, we thought it was a normal thing, as he was growing taller too, but now, I can't even bring myself to post his pictures on my status. He looks just like 7up's Fido Dido.

Now, this is a boy who eats whatever he wants, he's well fed, and lacks nothing. But with his looks, you will doubt that he's even fed at all. Although he looks far from being healthy, but he rarely falls sick. He's so skiny that whoever sees him, asks us what's wrong with him. Another thing, he always leaves his mouth opened, something that has now affected his teeth. We tried every tricks in the book to stop this, but to no avail, he can hardly keep his lips shut for more than 30 seconds.

Now, he's is a very hyperactive boy and finds it difficult concentrating atimes, but he's well above average in school.

Kindly help with solutions to this problem, it brings tears to my eyes as we have done everything we can think of to reverse this. Recently, a doctor suggested we place him on egg regimen, he now eats 3 eggs daily, but there seems to be no changes whatsoever.
Recommended medications, specialist or hospital we can take him to, preferably in the South West would be highly appreciated.

He's my only child, please help a desperate father!!!🥺

I’ m no medical doctor, but if you have taken him to a GP, and they have run tests and they found there is nothing fundamentally wrong with Him, then just be patient, it might just be a phase in His development.

Just keep on nourishing Him and showing him live.

Wishing you the very best.

EDIT: I meant to say “showing Him *LOVE ❤️ “

There is hardly a living thing that does not need or responds positively to love.

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NLCreator:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/nigeriall-work-if-south-east-works-shettima/

I am feeling Shettima’s swag more than I thought I would….

God save Nigeria!