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Romance / Re: How Do You Say "I'm Having Sex" In Your Language? by TheIjeleNwa: 4:12pm On Oct 09, 2018
omocalabar:
Nsung kung itid
u goo fear language,the word alone can turn off my diick during show

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Romance / Re: How Do You Say "I'm Having Sex" In Your Language? by TheIjeleNwa: 4:10pm On Oct 09, 2018
Lol what a thread yet very logical

Lalasticlala this deserves fp

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Phones / Re: Which Phone Can You Recommend For Me?... by TheIjeleNwa: 4:06pm On Oct 09, 2018
BlissB:
For all the sensible contributions..... thanks alot I appreciate them....
you wan buy Toy 200k? Babe people okere prison wey neva chop
Culture / Re: 10 Facts You Do Not Know About The ‘ijele Masquerade’ by TheIjeleNwa: 10:20pm On Sep 14, 2018
cocaineaddict:
COME SEE AS WHITE MEN TEAR RACE THE DAY FLAVOUR BROUGHT THIS GIANT BEAST ON STAGE FOR THE GLO CAF AWARDS 2017. ULAGA IS ANOTHER BLOODY MASQUERADE. GOD BLESS ALA IGBO
GOD BLESS BIAFRA
GOD BLESS NNAMDI KANU
GOD BLESS FEMI FANI KAYODE
GOD BLESS AYO PETER FAYOSE.
GOD BLESS COCAINEADDICT.
iseeee!!!!!
Culture / Re: 10 Facts You Do Not Know About The ‘ijele Masquerade’ by TheIjeleNwa: 10:17pm On Sep 14, 2018
Wow odumchi bigfrancis21 fulaman198 lalasticlala this is a front page masterpiece

Move to fp

Godbless our heritage
Sports / Re: N´Golo Kanté And The Mini Cooper S Car He Drives (PHOTO) by TheIjeleNwa: 4:19pm On Jul 17, 2018
miracood:
DAVIDO will not like dis ONE
Take one bottle mak u get sense

Travel / Re: Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Explosion: 'Pictures Cannot Explain What I Saw' by TheIjeleNwa: 10:08pm On Jun 28, 2018
Cletus77:

So you support him on the rubbish write-up abi?
He is clearly making mockery of the victims and bereaved. You are not among doesn't mean you are the most righteous.
Time will tell
you shouldn't have replied him.
U validated his stupidity......
Travel / Re: Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Explosion: 'Pictures Cannot Explain What I Saw' by TheIjeleNwa: 9:34pm On Jun 28, 2018
Cletus77:

Stop displaying ur nuisance
you re the nuisance rather
Romance / Re: Women: Stop Saying Is Sex Food? Yes Sex Is Food!!! by TheIjeleNwa: 6:40pm On Jun 28, 2018
Amakababe:
start what?
oya no vex!....YOU DON END
Romance / Re: Women: Stop Saying Is Sex Food? Yes Sex Is Food!!! by TheIjeleNwa: 6:27pm On Jun 28, 2018
Amakababe:
Yes, sex is food. Any grown man or woman that says otherwise is a hypocrite
you don start....
Romance / Women: Stop Saying Is Sex Food? Yes Sex Is Food!!! by TheIjeleNwa: 3:57pm On Jun 28, 2018
Sex is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time.
Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for Sex, there must be no timetable for sex. Be creative, don't be predictable. Give him what he wants. If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband plans.
Don't have too many children, you wanna sell them ? Allow your husband to check in and out anytime.
When a man is sexually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, sex is food !!!
As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life.
Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate.
You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder....Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes.
Do not be too outspoken, know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.
Love your husband with all your heart, never tell him, if not because of my children, remember you've known him before the arrival of those children.
Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back.... mwahhhhhh, don't be too holy to kiss in the public.
He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic joooo, it is good for the heart.
Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, prove them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him.
Don't look 50 while you're still under 40, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.

**To men:
Do not take a woman who does all these for granted!
Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman! God bless you and your marriages.

Lalasticlala iyawo lilisticlili fp material

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Converts To Islam - Fans React (Photos) by TheIjeleNwa: 11:27am On Jun 28, 2018
GoTV:
Islam will dominate Nigeria one day. Insha Allah all infidels will be converted cool
sicker
Politics / Re: Buhari Meets Saraki And Dogara At State House(photos) by TheIjeleNwa: 6:19pm On Jun 27, 2018
I miss President Obasanjo in bloodletting situations like these. He could have declared state of emergencies in Zamfara, Benue and Plateau states, suspend the incompetent governors, replace them with a no nonsense General, flood the streets with the army and restore peace in a matter of days.
Call him a dictator or anything he doesn't really care. Peace is non negotiable and Obasanjo understood tha

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Celebrities / Re: Budget: Olamide Blasts The Nigerian Government by TheIjeleNwa: 2:46pm On Jun 27, 2018
Olamide should be arrested for instilling crazy radical violent street urchin-menace on the already lazy gullible youths.

He is no better than APC with his noisy music
Politics / INEC Voter's Card Registration Still On Going In Your Area? by TheIjeleNwa: 8:33am On Jun 27, 2018
Pls specify ur area or locale,so that those that hasn't gotten yet will switch over to get theirs.

Don't be tired of Nigeria,with ur PVC we will kick bad government out come 2019.





Lalasticlala have u gotten yours?
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Government Officials' Boat Capsized In A River While On Duty (Photo) by TheIjeleNwa: 4:44pm On Jun 26, 2018
killuminati:
Bro, sorry to bust your bubbles, nigga is dead and gone as a matter of fact..

Follow @mutahbeale aka Napoleon of The Outlawz on Instagram..

Also follow @youngnoble
so u believed the craps? Give me concrete evidence of his death
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Protests Alone Over Plateau Killings (Pics) by TheIjeleNwa: 3:51pm On Jun 26, 2018
jieta:
na every mata you go carry for head chibok oooo na oby ezekwesili Nigeria don tire for Good luck Jonathan na oby ezekwesili go start riot, buhari no dey rule well na oby ezekwesili go start riot madam na only you dey this country.

if you are that jobless, you can go into business too much of everything is bad
imagine if ur sister,brother or mum or dad died in the attack.


Pls stop typing and hang ur self

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Government Officials' Boat Capsized In A River While On Duty (Photo) by TheIjeleNwa: 3:32pm On Jun 26, 2018
killuminati:
The 7days Theory.. The album was made in 7days.
2pac never died they guy was wise and he saved himself from enemy thugs,

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Sports / Nigeria Vs Argentina Today,could This Be Our Greatest Moment After Atlanta96? by TheIjeleNwa: 2:25pm On Jun 26, 2018
Drop ur predictions

And wish us well

Messi vs Musa?
Or Musa vs Argentina
Or Messi vs Nigeria



Lalasticlala what's up?
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Government Officials' Boat Capsized In A River While On Duty (Photo) by TheIjeleNwa: 2:10pm On Jun 26, 2018
killuminati:
grin

una no sabi swim abi?

with dat unu big big belle cry
ur moniker reminds me of 2pc post humous album

Donkillilluminati
Celebrities / Re: D'banj May Face This Legal Punishment For The Death Of His Toddler Son by TheIjeleNwa: 1:08pm On Jun 26, 2018
IVORY2009:
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Nonsense frm an Unrepentant scammer....
dat moniker is a real scammer #watch
Sports / Re: Saudi Arabia Vs Egypt: World Cup (2 - 1) On 25 June 2018 by TheIjeleNwa: 5:37pm On Jun 25, 2018
Geesaintagape:
Even when Ref gave Egypt free chance to score they could not. Pharaoh let Egypt' go
which Pharaoh? Or they should follow Moses or Musa
Events / Re: Nairalanders!!!.. Am A Year Older(photos) by TheIjeleNwa: 4:22pm On Jun 25, 2018
BlissB:
They are many things am grateful about.....for life and everything because definitely i can't make a list of them. 2weeks ago i had an accident which i sustained just bruises and the other person which is the driver is still battling with life and death in the hospital.So my NL family tell me why i shouldn't be grateful to the Most High.
Anyway, these are some pictures i took to commemorate this day...once again Happy Birthday to me. photos by ERHOBAK STUDIO
Cc royalroy, lalasticlala, kandiikane, rocktation
Nice photos........we are here!
Celebrities / D'banj May Face This Legal Punishment For The Death Of His Toddler Son by TheIjeleNwa: 10:10am On Jun 25, 2018
In most states, child abuse or negligence may be charged as either a felony or a less serious offence, depending on the circumstances. The most severe cases of child abuse can carry felony lifetime sentences, while the least serious cases are considered gross misdemeanors which could potentially result in no prison time. Punishment will typically be more severe if the offender has a prior record of criminal child abuse activity and greatly reduced if there is no prior record.

For sentencing purposes, a person charged with child abuse or negligence may enter a plea of guilty, not guilty, or no contest. In a large number of cases, sentencing can include probation or a prison term of up to five years.
Sentencing in more serious cases may include a longer prison term.

Other possible penalties and/or consequences can include:

Lifetime requirement to register as a child sexual offender
Termination of parental rights
Ruined reputation
No right to bear a child
Criminal record
Supervised access to the child
Physical or actual loss and enjoyment of a child
Continual involvement with a child protective services agency


*that swimming pool should hve been hedged.

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 9:55pm On Jun 23, 2018
MhizzAJ:



C'mon IamAirforce1,don't even wish death upon your enemies

I love you dear

Don't take my comments too personal



Legendary.... Very wise of u
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 8:25pm On Jun 23, 2018
IamAirforce1:


That good for nothing prostitute been on my case for long time now even when I no dey notice her existence, but today I just wan talk to her small .
ur shades to her here is a waste of time,move on

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 8:20pm On Jun 23, 2018
IamAirforce1:


May thunder strike you dead for saying I "liked" my own comment .

You think everybody's mind is so bittered like yours ..

I may be acting out a script on nairaland , but in real life, nonentity(s) like you beg for my attention .

Keep forming rubbish on nairaland , ugly man look like.
guy why the curse words? Sheath ur sword
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 8:15pm On Jun 23, 2018
Royalblak007 oko lilisticlili is viewing this thread

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 8:04pm On Jun 23, 2018
Amakababe:
not at all. I'm just really hòrny tonight.

Got my eyes on that miracle guy that won BB Naija this year. Guy is hot as oiled pan.

Ehya.......pesin pikin

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 8:00pm On Jun 23, 2018
MhizzAJ:


And if they dress provocatively,will heaven come down?
Men especially the elderly ones should learn to respect themselves in public
Self control is not in the dictionary of some men
not justifiable! Where did u throw morals to?

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 7:27pm On Jun 23, 2018
Amakababe:
Does this make sense atall?

I'll be honest now, i have no problem with a guy tapping my current in public with his dick or elbow (AS LONG AS HE IS HANDSOME AND TALL)

why not?

Especially when im in a good mood
who do u dis tin Nne?
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Remind Your Self That You Don't Have To Be A Pervert by TheIjeleNwa: 7:26pm On Jun 23, 2018
MhizzAJ:
I don't think Amakababe is alright

I really don't know why men like objectifying women and why some of them have that "abnormal" sexual behavior....
It's mostly men without home training that behave in that manner
Amakababe must be on something.... Women too should moderate their self and stop dressing provocatively

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