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Crime / Airtel Why Are You Cheating Me. by TheKrakon: 6:48pm On Aug 22, 2022
Airtel just dey cheat me anyhow. I send one message them comot money fo 4-5 messages just like that. 50mb no con reach to send and recieve Whatsapp message once. If you borrow for there hand na so the money go finish like breeze. I no browse anything 62 naira don fly say pay as you go. Now the last 200 when I want use do 1gb them don cut am. I go soon switch to MTN or other network this rip of don too much. I go chew una sim card troway.

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Crime / Re: Could This Be Why Boko Haram Wants To Kill Us All ?? by TheKrakon: 11:16am On Aug 22, 2022
And you think say that one go make me click how I take dey sure say ni be nonsense.

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Sports / Re: Roberto Gabriel Trigo: Footballer Who Brought Down A Plane With A Football Shot by TheKrakon: 9:23pm On Aug 20, 2022
he looks por. Shun poverty in whatever guise it may come na very bad thing. His 17 years self knows the long and shot of it now. Alas it seems they never made it in life. Such realization shall never be my portion.
Romance / Re: How Can I Make My Skin Look Good by TheKrakon: 7:22pm On Aug 20, 2022
Op if you fit eat 1 medium size onion per day for 1 week and 4 days if you no see changes when go do your heart good stop am at once. This one na tested and trusted sharp sharp work. Cheap but demand strong will. make sure to blow the steam out with each bite as you dey chew am. Make sure to drink one mouth of water to take swallo half mouthful of onion to make am easier. Do this and watch your problem disapear as you become younger and handsome with pure white eyes. Oh, I forgot, with moderate pink lips if you be yello person. Onion does that much but most people don't know or simply lack the will to eat it.
Crime / Re: What I Did For The Area Boys Before I Bought My Tokunboh Car. by TheKrakon: 11:22am On Aug 20, 2022
Why are you dressed thusly?
Politics / Re: Maritime Security: US Coast Guard Ship, Cutter Mohawk Arrives Nigeria by TheKrakon: 10:26am On Aug 20, 2022
Ba bu. Not impressed. The ship look more like something from Ghana the crew look like student on pratical. Some oga go hear white market.
Family / Re: Relocation Sales - All Home Appliances by TheKrakon: 11:22am On Aug 19, 2022
Joyfulmusings:


State your exact location



Problem solved.
Family / Re: Relocation Sales - All Home Appliances by TheKrakon: 10:17am On Aug 19, 2022
Joyfulmusings:


State your exact location

Iyanoschool, along lasu isheri road, ojo Lagos.
Family / Re: Relocation Sales - All Home Appliances by TheKrakon: 10:07am On Aug 19, 2022
I am in lagos and am starving if any of you might find my location at advantage to act as a picker and dispatcher or any way I can earn smalk change for food I will really appreciate. hunger no good. All requirement to prove my trustworthyness is welcomed. I'm just trying to eat.
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by TheKrakon: 7:38am On Aug 19, 2022
This news sweet 99.9% of the commenters here. If e sure for you argue with your phone

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Romance / Re: See The Photos She Sent To Me That Got Her Boyfriend Angry (photos) by TheKrakon: 4:51pm On Aug 18, 2022
Op you are a very mumu man.

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Crime / Re: Edo State Police Discovers Ritualist Den With 20 Corpses - ITV Benin (Pics/Vid) by TheKrakon: 11:39am On Aug 18, 2022
life no get much meaning I swear the best things na to gather material things for your amusement, drug and above all eat and drink.


All this things when I no fit gree say na human being don once be person like me in other words i be these things and these things na me. I shall make sure I distroy my dead body when leaving this place. This is undignifying.
Crime / Re: Shocking! Popular Ghanaian Actor "Baba Is Dead - See His Pictures by TheKrakon: 7:49pm On Aug 17, 2022
AlomoReloaded:
Zombie... You'll post something and still reply yourself. We won't click the Instagram link.... If you no go post the pics, you can go and dive into the nearest gutter.

You too nice. Sockaway.
Education / Re: Give Away!!! Subscribe To Our Youtube Channel And Earn N2,000 by TheKrakon: 7:33pm On Aug 17, 2022
I dey laugh Ena. Na new format be that shi shi ena no go see.

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Politics / Re: Pity Us — Soldiers Cry Out After Being Celibate For Over A Year (Photos, Video) by TheKrakon: 6:08pm On Aug 16, 2022
I can never admit to needing a woman for sex.

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Crime / Re: South African Man Stabs His 23-Year-Old Girlfriend To Death (Photos) by TheKrakon: 5:59pm On Aug 16, 2022
Maybe the girl been want follo am drag him blokos[manliness]. Never fight someone stronger than you. You die.
Crime / Re: Don't Visit This Places At Night In Lagos by TheKrakon: 12:16pm On Aug 15, 2022
rusher14:


Lagos is actually underhyped.

I've visited many cities around the world and I've discovered that some of them are not as you perceive them through movies and such.

I love Lagos.

It is my identity when I'm outside Nigeria and the first place people talk about or even know about when you talk of Nigeria.

Lagos is lovely, is getting better and I daresay, the only state in Nigeria that one can actually feel safe in most parts.

With its explosive population, no Boko Haram, no Herdsmen, no Ipob.

Abeg leave Lagos for me.


Tell them. Lagos na Lagos. See the name sef like white people own.

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Crime / Re: Embarrassing Moment Someone Was Trapped In A Bank Security Door by TheKrakon: 8:54am On Aug 15, 2022
See that ass. Make I go use am.
Crime / Re: Baby Pretended To Be Sleeping To Avoid Bathing, Photos And Video. by TheKrakon: 6:48am On Aug 15, 2022
The baby no fine at all.
Romance / Re: Meet The Man Born Without A Jaw, Who Found Love With His Gorgeous Wife by TheKrakon: 6:43am On Aug 15, 2022
C mouth like person when dey call dog. Nonsense looking human being. Him face be like say make I give am blow. And him no go fit talk o yet him want Bleep. Oloshi
Family / Re: Please Help Me Sort Out This Family Issue Guys!!! by TheKrakon: 9:37pm On Aug 14, 2022
You want bandit to kidnap you and shatter your pkata.

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Family / How Can My Lovely Brother Become My Enemy by TheKrakon: 9:28pm On Aug 14, 2022
Nollywood is filled with realities. Brotherly, why? My best friend of then. Dear readers, I can't shalaye.
Romance / Re: Mystery Of The Woman Private Part by TheKrakon: 5:55pm On Aug 13, 2022
Very soon them go waka naked.
Family / Re: How Unemployment Is Pushing Me Into Stealing. I Need Help by TheKrakon: 10:30am On Aug 12, 2022
Man has got to do what man has got to do even god know.
Romance / Re: .. by TheKrakon: 12:06am On Aug 08, 2022
POS sounds reasonable to me, daily profit, low capital, sales are easily guaranteed. Meanwhile if you can do me small card to aid my struggle it will go a long way. Am a struggling freelancer. Make I drop my number?
Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Man Caught Raping His Neighbour's 12-Year-Old Mentally Unstable Daughter by TheKrakon: 8:41pm On Aug 07, 2022
Na to go continue the sufferring for prison O.
Crime / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Escapes Death As Gunmen Attack His Convoy (video) by TheKrakon: 4:40pm On Aug 07, 2022
Watin the fat man do them nah.
Crime / Re: Photo: Nigerian Man And Girlfriend Arrested In India For Duping Over 150 Women by TheKrakon: 4:31pm On Aug 07, 2022
C head like agbalumor seed.

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