donbenie:
Yeah?
You have to know her,for her to qualify as a celebrity?

Who be this one when dey do like person when them dey chuk hand for him yansh.

She no celebrity shi shi

Black monkey.

I understand your imagination and the reasoning behind it, but please do not try to pass it off ass reality.

This one dey learn. Me I don dey in 26 years relationship with me, myself and I. It's been wonderful.

Op, you know watin you go do for me? You go help me roll that 100 naira note like cigar make e tin well well then pull your trouser then chuk the 100 note inside you anus chuk am well make e enter finish so that na only the end go dey show then snap am send the picture to me I go credit you 2000.

Ape women.

This one get agric foul brain.

If to say this boys use this their daredevil mind do something productive.

Sleep in peace brave one. The world is full of wrong turns. Yours caught up with you. say no to cultism.

2saviourfriday9:
live bullet, i will connect myself to all the security station so that they will know where am staying using cctv, any vowlence them go collect watowato

You think say nah commando movie. You go see all your intestine for ground, your leg for one side with small meat when dey hold am.

I want ask you one something. Shey your body fit collect more than one bullet make him no quensh.

Was Hitler a reptile in human skin. What gives an uneducated homeless orphan the confidence to dream that big and even go on to acheive that dream. He himself said they called him a mad man initially.

sammycipher:


Who else feels like this??.. like you have experienced a situation u are currently experiencing...I don't know if it's normal or something else.... I'll love if you can talk more on this

Na De ja vu them dey call am. Even scientist never dey sure of watin e be.

If the bobo stand up with that big hole for him head, she no go japka.

Sister carries Rolls Royce on head over dead brother. I just feel like rewritting it. Mension my left blokos.

Judas Iscariotu, my kind of personality. You go dey talk I go just dey look you, you when them go still come carry dey there dey form wise teacher boys don use you cash out.

Nature has reclaimed some of it's property.

Nah. My blood is exclusively my property.

Na teenage pregnancy go end am then all the illusions go fall off your eyes like skale

Na your parent when still dey give you food chop na them I blame.

no e only Osas na Osaige

Ophy, Guod phonish you. Which kind site be that.

jeff1993:
If I were the guys friend ... I go buy the fight comot for the guy hand .... Then deal with the girl wella

No so them them dey do am. Nothing like mind your business for this one. Expecially if na my G.

Human relation is mostly business. Ague with my left yansh.

You go sell.

MOSTEC:




But 80% of Nigerians disrespect the naira and none have been heard to be arrested not talk of sentence

Oga calm down. The fact say I dey disrespect my papa no mean say make another person follow disrespect am. Yoo go lose your teeth.

Make una no blame am. May be him no sabi read.

Na slap for three slaps, a stab for four stabs. one bite for six heavy blows. It's up to you. Make the law dey one side first.