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Romance / One Of My Worst Feelings by TheKrakon: 7:39pm On Jun 13, 2022
Seeing my crush talking and laughing with another guy and me crippled by introvertion or low self confidence it makes me want shoot them dead.
Family / Re: How Many Old People Do You Have In Your Family? I'm Scared by TheKrakon: 7:31pm On Jun 13, 2022
Ogar, better they find way to disown them
Family / Re: ₦150000: Nigerians Underprice Our Sperm - Donors Cry Out by TheKrakon: 7:24pm On Jun 13, 2022
My own Igbo don spoil am

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Crime / Re: My Five Sons Want To Kill Me – 64-year-old Man Cries Out Again by TheKrakon: 7:15pm On Jun 13, 2022
Elderly aboki
Crime / Re: Angela Okorie Shows Off Loaded Gun As She Asks Her IG Followers How Church by TheKrakon: 7:04pm On Jun 13, 2022
Unfortunately, that your gun dey no match for the unGodly rifles this guys dey carry. You go don die before you press the trigger.
Family / Re: Why Do I Have A Strong Feeling My Father Came Back? by TheKrakon: 6:47pm On Jun 13, 2022
izywzy:

No cap.. U ARE VERY GOATED

Watin this one dey talk.
Romance / Re: Do Men Fall In Love? by TheKrakon: 11:51am On Jun 12, 2022
I for one fall in love with the right qualities; moral bearing, self respect, loyalty, hardworking, humble... e.t.c... And I can smell pretence from a thousand miles. If you carry bum short come here you are on your own.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Buy You A Laptop (ourtruth) by TheKrakon: 11:18am On Jun 12, 2022
Johndagr8t:
as an investor wey I b

Your mouth be like pencil.
Romance / Re: I Want To Buy You A Laptop (ourtruth) by TheKrakon: 11:13am On Jun 12, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Fine you are a kid...that's cool tho..you ain't old enough to be on this forum..still cool..
But can you stop spamming everywhere with your pictures..?

Doing that wouldn't get you the attention you seek..it makes you look mindless..get a grip of yourself and start thinking..in some years to come you would stop feeding from momma..

I dey always feel your comment. Na only when e don come to men vs women na then I dey feel like squeezing your neck. No hard feelings, just stating what I feel like doing in some situation.
Romance / Re: Your Girlfriend Real Spec( Photo) by TheKrakon: 11:05am On Jun 12, 2022
Samade7:
See nose like bulldozer exhaust. cheesy


Na real bulldozer exhaust.

Op, I like you. You dey funny and unafraid of insults.

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Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:39am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
ASK GOOGLE?

The ones when get level don talk comot. Make I do the same. Ode, allow your dick dey lead you. Mr. what is your gender.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:34am On Jun 12, 2022
kelly72:


A book and people's brains, the two basic homes of creativity. And who is the great creator? Thanks for acknowledging our Him.

Who is our him?
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:29am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
YOU ARE A WASTE!!YOU NO GET COURAGE ABEG MARRY FINE WIFE WELL YOU SO BROKE PREGNANT FINE TRENCHES GIRL THAT WHAT BEFITS YOUR STATUS>>>> grin

Who are you? What are you saying?

Oh, na you be that mugu when no know wating CAPS lock dey work for. Oya na go rest. Stop to dey disgrace yourself Mr. BASTAR,D.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:21am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
SMALL PIKIN I GREE, POST YOUR FACE BASTARD Bleep HEAD WITH FEDERAL CROSSING ROAD SIGNALS AFONJA

Make you know say i dey above average. To be deleted in 5 minutes.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:16am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
BECAUSE I AM ON MY COMPUTER NOT BASIC NOKIA LIGHT

Oga, I beg rest. You no get talk.You be small pikin. Them no dey follo small pikin argue.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:12am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
OK grin YWS IT IS BUT WHATS YOUR BUSINESS IN ME ASKING ? SO MAN FOOLS LIKE YOU USE FEMININE PICTURE TO CHAT WITH REAL MEN LIKE US BASATRD IF HE SURE FOR YOU POST YOUR PIC,AFONJA BASTAR,D

I can't read what your saying. Why all CAP?

E be lyk you don dey smoke bad weed.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:10am On Jun 12, 2022
kelly72:


God's judgment is not instant unlike the days of old. Now he allows the rain to fall on good and bad people, his free air also caresses them all, whether good or bad people.

But He does has His judgment day when every man will render account of his life.

So until then, protect yourself and help protect others.

Stop giving credit to this imaginary being hiding inside a book and in peoples brain.

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Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:07am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
DO YOU THINK WITH YOUR ASS OR FOOT?YOU SOUND SO STUPID WITH YOUR MONIKER GAY LORD cry cry cry cry cry

The truth is bitter.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 10:00am On Jun 12, 2022
kelly72:


Please comply with simple security measures meant to protect your life and that of others, the times are evil.

Terrorists and killers have no stamp on their faces to identify them, they look like every harmless person in church. So you can see why.


What are they paying God in praises and worship for. Why him dey lazy and weak.

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Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2022
Ernesthugo:
PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?

I hope say your dick never dey try to think for you.
Religion / Re: My Experience In Church This Morning by TheKrakon: 9:55am On Jun 12, 2022
Bluntguy:

As your god sent you to kill people in Ore last Sunday, the church is searching people to make sure people like you don't infiltrate it to kill again.
But this God you so much hate and speak Ill about will visit you one day soon because His grace and mercy shall soon expire where you are. Better repent and give your life to Christ.

That person is trying to free you from stupidity. Make una try dey appreciate.
Crime / Re: Little Boy Says He Wants To Grow Up To Be A Killer by TheKrakon: 8:15am On Jun 12, 2022
No sub to watch the video. But make them tell am say him go be the victim of somebody like am somewhere when dey plan the same thing. If you like to kill, do you also like to die? Violence is not any man's property. It is free for all.
Romance / Re: What's Your Experience With GAYS by TheKrakon: 7:05pm On Jun 11, 2022
After my guy tell me and one of my other friend say one guy for street dey toast am we together plan to extort this bobo. But this gay guy begin dey do strong head na him we plan am. Luckily for me I no dey there the day when everything go down. Omor this gay bobo shi my guys wella so te Osmoki [changed name] run leave Gentle [changed name] for this bobo hand o. Last last na street people come stop the fight after this bobo don wound Osmoki for leg. Later the matter cast them pursue gay bobo comot for street.
Romance / Re: Guys, Have You Ever Been Asked Out By A Female? by TheKrakon: 6:53pm On Jun 11, 2022
Fear no go gree them because my face na naturally a bony structure when dey radiate little to no joy. In fact, I bite.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Attractive People Get So Much Hate From Society? by TheKrakon: 6:46pm On Jun 11, 2022
Wait small make awala boys cramp you for korna na there you go understand the meaning of King of Boys.

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Family / Re: Why Do I Have A Strong Feeling My Father Came Back? by TheKrakon: 3:44pm On Jun 11, 2022
This is your chance for revenge. Make you dey beat am well well.

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Crime / Re: Tiktok Pranksters Beaten In Ibadan After Failed Prank. Photos And Video by TheKrakon: 6:57am On Jun 11, 2022
See that girl smooth back. Sometimes my dick dey try to overtrow my brain.
Phones / Re: TECNO Introduces The Latest SPARK 9 Series To Redefine Selfie And Iconic Design by TheKrakon: 2:52pm On Jun 10, 2022
Small small. Make I sort my belle first.
Romance / Re: Share Life Lessons You Learned From Your Senior In Secondary School by TheKrakon: 12:33pm On Jun 09, 2022
if you no mix am with jedi e go dey hash for troat and the smell go dey go far go tell people.
Romance / Re: Any More Handsome Guy Here Let Me See(photo) by TheKrakon: 12:21pm On Jun 09, 2022
Your brain dey neglet him duty of giving you sense.

See over grown hair with eyes when be like snail when dey crawl out of hole. Your nose wide like egle fether. And above all, you look poor.
Romance / Re: She Fell During Prayers, Should I Dump Her? by TheKrakon: 12:13pm On Jun 09, 2022
what if to say the hotel when she book na secret butcher house?

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Crime / Re: Surrendered Boko Haram Terrorist Show Off Gun-handling Skills by TheKrakon: 11:58am On Jun 09, 2022
uchaymart:
How is this "mai ruwa" tagged a Boko haram member??

We see Boko Haram wearing camouflage on clips, and now this future gateman who would turn out selling cigarette with a shoe maker side hustle, is claiming to be a repentant member?

Both pictures are staged but the first picture shows clearly he has never handled a riffle before...just posing for the camera and military sponsored news.


Nigeria is far from getting healthy...


IPOB get shot and killed in a gun duel.
ESN members shot dead.
Boko Haram members surrender to Military.
Bandits and families surrender and now repented.




oil dey your head. See the staged boning.

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