Story for the gods

dapsoneh:
He is supposed to sentenced today. Sep 21... Stop spreading shi its

I too know.

find a foul smelling rotten animal and hide it nearby.

Draslo:
The flogging of a thing is a culture forced on us by years of slavery. You will find it all over Africa but nowhere else.

Not like Oyinbo no dey spank kids o but we go dey flog pikin like theif till he/she is 17 sef.

Growing up, dem flog me die from house and school. It only made me more rugged because I'm not a cow.

Then school na military baracks. Some schools dey know for flogging. I no think say e still be like that.

You can't be addicted to something you don't enjoy or benefit from one way or the other. Na give me today solve my problem tomorrow I go give you back when I get excess to spare for your side. Na only fools dey use money when dey important take bet. set aside some portion of your earning for betting and accept am as loss somedays you go lose am, some days you go get am back while some days you go get pleasantly suprised, it is now left for you to balance this fluctuation fit your life style. Gamble responsibly and think like a business man.

If I be their friend I go cut them off and even hate them too.

If say na one sef them for consider you.

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Her body is going to tempt you day and night. Why should you suffer in your own Ama unto say one thing one thing. Tell her to carry her problem and go we don't indulge in immorality neither are we willing to suffer for nothing.

What is the point of telling us you spend a million naira on rent par month. Who you help?

same here as for me I do the few thing that makes me happy like marvel at science, admire new factory product and production processes, watch people and judge their fate and futile oppressed life, look for some funds to keep body and soul together, above all eat a lot of sweet food glutoniously whenever I can fund it, drug and smoke and lastly take a lonely evening stroll while brooding at the tired scenery. One day I go die not up to 40 years from now.

Lamidi oni gbe de.

Kai. This woman go sweet O. In fact I want to do the do do.

Emmayorejoice:

One day the owner go over drive the generator to burst some things for your flat

Nah. I only dey use am charge my fone. I Thief with conscience or how them dey spell am? shaa conshence, if you get.

me na only generator light I dey steal

The girl dey talk like stuffed doll

I understand my child, better than anyone. Rest on. This world is not our home we were never suppose to be here. Sleep in peace my child.

djon78:



But it was the older generation that destroyed Nigeria

The founding fathers of Nigeria left something Better for the next generation

They now messed everything up, and will now come to be blaming the youths

The whole problem lies on the older generation. Simple

I once said this here on Nairaland. Them go dey expect goodevening sir. like who them even epp.

All this old men dey make Nairaland comments stressful to read any small thing Igbo this buhari that Ipob this Obi that Atiku this afonja this abeg make una let us hear word.

Deeprooted:



I'm surprised you can read

Is you sabi. How about that. Noooo na becos you want pay me money na make I carry spellings and English Language for head nha.

Too much of fabrication. Watin una dey gain by forging stories.

VeryWickedMan:
Mariahangel

Overuse of this image detected.

Aboki. Even aboki sef don civiliz watin I go come call you now. If you go do this one for where men dey you go collect.

Nah good mannet of approach. Goodmorning, good afternoon, goodevening does the same.

very stupid fello. You no see lap when meat dey na the head when bone full you dey go eat first. A mad man indeed.

Please good people of Nairaland. I don't want to beg for food in other not attract serious insult but I online stuffs that gives me money here and there. As at now am currently trapped at home and hungry with no help underway. If you can pls help me with any amount of airtime so I can atleast call someone that is owing me if I can get part of the money plss.

I dont mean to beg but at this junction I ned help.Can help me load my number any amount airtime so I can call someone owing me for now 3 weeks. plsss.

I just dey see all this small small boyz with flashy ride when my papa no fit buy and I no fit help but imagine watin e go really feel like to be that guy from my world of failure. If you're in this pisition please tell what it feels like, your thought, your conquest, your fears, your happiness at least make I pretend to be you ffor some minutes.

And watin make you think say them omo ope go want date you.