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Travel / Re: Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom Is one of the Most Cleanest City In Nigeria ..photos by TheKrakon: 7:49am On Jun 02, 2022
Guy relax. For Lagos after aboki na calaba
Sports / Re: Which Is More Painful Between Relationship Heartbreak & Betslip? by TheKrakon: 8:48am On Jun 01, 2022
Disclaimer: I am not into relationship stuffs neither am I into betting. But na two different thing. In the case of betting I will say "Nearly can never kill a bird. You know it is maybe or maybe not from the begining. Relationship na lossing what you already had. Na watin I see talk for the matterz.
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Is This Image Linked With Vawulence? (PHOTO) by TheKrakon: 7:02am On Jun 01, 2022
chariisGRACE:


If that frog head no dey make you laugh, I wonder what will.

Yes E dey funny, but things are better done in moderation. But for that vawulence the word dey annoy me.
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Is This Image Linked With Vawulence? (PHOTO) by TheKrakon: 6:57am On Jun 01, 2022
haabidah666:

Frustrated comrade grin

Anyone when you say, but try no dey allow mumu thing sweet you.

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Family / Re: I Am Really Depressed, My Mom's Death Is Killing Me! by TheKrakon: 8:40pm On May 31, 2022
Indulging your emotions like everyone else, I will say my condolence and stuff. When Mr. Lagbaja lost his own mother he was stopped from trying to jump into the grave with her and stuffs like that.

But giving you a dose of reality. Everybody dies. Grief is a waste emotion. You're in a battle field. Anyone can die and will die anytime, anyday, anywhere, well except for the ones with money, influence and power. The universe does not care about who dies or how many. In war and nature's fury you will understand this better, read about eyewithness account of earthquake. She is dead and will remain dead and part of the past. My candid advice: Take stock of everyone you know and love and mentally place a 50/50 mark on their lives (including yourself) so you don't get surprised again. Sorry, I can't indulge your feelings. People die every day. I myself lost both parent in 3 years.
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Is This Image Linked With Vawulence? (PHOTO) by TheKrakon: 8:10pm On May 31, 2022
Everytime vawulence vawulence. Oga make we hear word joor. Na your type dey use am disturb people. Okay, watin you want make them answer you now. Oga, abeg shift. Even the name sef dey annoying.

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Crime / Re: Tears Everywhere As Another Cultist Dies Again They Want To Revenge PHOTOS by TheKrakon: 8:06pm On May 31, 2022
Chiraq77:
That Guy Na Stinking Ju Jhor

Ehh we don hear. You be cultist. We go dey fear you now. Your face show, your shoe shine.

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Crime / Re: My Lucky Day. by TheKrakon: 2:53pm On May 31, 2022
PoliteActivist:


So sorry, I'm more into stomach infrastructure type of philanthropy - extreme poverty type. But I'll give you my prayers and good wishes. God bless you and good luck to ya, sooner or later something will gel.

Prayer and good wishes no help anybody, if not few people for dey poor.

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Crime / Re: My Lucky Day. by TheKrakon: 12:31pm On May 31, 2022
PoliteActivist:


What will you do with it?
Got to know your game plan b4 dishing out my dough

Can you do any of the above for me? If you have a spare laptop you can give me, it will get me started.
Crime / Re: My Lucky Day. by TheKrakon: 12:50am On May 31, 2022
Amarisco:


When they dash you, cut my own

If It becomes reality, you shall definitely get a token.
Crime / Re: My Lucky Day. by TheKrakon: 12:38am On May 31, 2022
PoliteActivist:


What will you do with it?
Got to know your game plan b4 dishing out my dough

To escape poverty. Get a laptop and Learn a skill like Mobile app developer, invest in domaining, start E commerce business, keep some in my account for upkeep.
Family / Re: Heart Warming Photos Of Couples At Old Age by TheKrakon: 10:49pm On May 30, 2022
i no want reach old age. But I no mind if somebody go truly love me, though I no see how e possible. Any which way, we move.
Family / Re: Sperm Pours Out After Sex... Help by TheKrakon: 10:42pm On May 30, 2022
Buy big celotape take tape am.

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Family / Re: . by TheKrakon: 10:40pm On May 30, 2022
Sell them.
Crime / Re: False Rape Accusation Threat by TheKrakon: 10:35pm On May 30, 2022
op, gettat. Na where man dey work na there him dey chop. You no get anyright to cease her salary. Na the worst thing you fit do to another person be that and somebody go do you the same or worse one day. Let he who is without sin be the first to cast a stone. For this present Nigeria you sack am E no do you you want still cease her salary, her sweat for 30 days just like that. Wicked soul. How you want make she take find another work? What of the little debt she dey owe here and there with promise to pay month end. You want chop her salary join your own. In fact no let me swear for you O. Na why I don vow to be self employed because of people like una. Make she acuse you e worth am. Na the same salary una two they collect? Na why you no know watin e dey feel like. Curse go follow you.

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Crime / My Lucky Day. by TheKrakon: 10:20pm On May 30, 2022
Please, can you dash me $1000? I will really appreciate it.
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Tried To Annoy A Scammer Who Called You? If So, What Happened? by TheKrakon: 3:43pm On May 30, 2022
Flamees:

LWKMD


What am I to make of this?
Romance / Re: Girls That Keep Long Nails How Do You Wash Your Vaginna by TheKrakon: 6:55pm On May 29, 2022
Ndibuna:

Yes I follow your mama enter bathroom to make sure she washed-out her dirty punna well cheesy grin


My mama don die 10years ago When you just enter primary 2.
Romance / Re: Girls That Keep Long Nails How Do You Wash Your Vaginna by TheKrakon: 6:52pm On May 29, 2022
Ndibuna:
Long nails of course won't let your fingers enter well to wash your vaginna. So how do you wash your vaginna with your long nails embarassed shocked

I sure say na your type dey follow woman enter toilet if she want peece. You don almost turn he goat, obukor.
Romance / Re: The True Origin Of Humans. by TheKrakon: 6:48pm On May 29, 2022
I for one believe there is a hidden story behind humanity. We are too different and supirior to other life on earth to be accidental.

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Tried To Annoy A Scammer Who Called You? If So, What Happened? by TheKrakon: 6:17pm On May 29, 2022
Him say him go give baba my number that night make hime blind me.

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Religion / Re: Phone Ringing During Church Service by TheKrakon: 6:13pm On May 29, 2022
BigYash:
My brother, na since Sunday school those days o,wen person small. Na the same thing them still dey repeat. Outside praise and choir matters,wine and bread. Nothing dey interest me for church matters again. Na once once I come dey go

I don long leave their church for them.
Crime / Re: Cult Attack. Caution Graphic Content. Please Say No To Cultism. by TheKrakon: 3:41pm On May 29, 2022
Omor them less him head like the empty bottles when dey ground.
Religion / Re: Phone Ringing During Church Service by TheKrakon: 10:17am On May 29, 2022
Who pastor help? Watin him dey talk when dey new?

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Science/Technology / Re: What Nobody Tells You About Solar, Inverter......... by TheKrakon: 5:31pm On May 28, 2022
Una don miss use this what nobody tells you sote if I see am I no dey even look an twice. No be only what nobody tells you, like say na beta secret. You no go sell.
Crime / Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by TheKrakon: 2:30pm On May 28, 2022
I've decided not to have sex till death, but am going to flit with women. I want them to see me as a demi god. I want them to want me but can never have me. C yansh like ekor.

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Family / Re: I Want 2 Be Wicked!! by TheKrakon: 11:31am On May 28, 2022
study Hitler.
Crime / Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by TheKrakon: 11:16am On May 28, 2022
You face makes me feel like: shut up and kneel before the mighty sword of the greatest pirate.
Crime / Re: How Abba Kyari And His Deputy Spent N4b Tramadol Money (pics) by TheKrakon: 12:03pm On May 27, 2022
Ugly man.
Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy’s Hell by TheKrakon: 11:48am On May 27, 2022
When I say na foolish fool una dey doubt me. Who is right now.

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Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy’s Hell by TheKrakon: 9:17am On May 27, 2022
Tormentedsoul:
20k give away Friday

9k give away.

I created an alat account, i put money on it.

How do i share these cursed money?

I can do this every two days if i want.


Tell me why i should send you money. If I’m impressed, i may reach into my other bank account and credit you.

I can go more than 29k. This is only a start


I can do btc too no problem

Should be fun



13 btc na 29k you want share for how many people. If you like share am finish make you go hungry on code na you know. Liar. Ya ya ya it ya ya two days ya ya want to. Why you no share the money indiscriminately? abi you no c your mate when dey spray the cursed money for air.

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