₦airaland Forum

Rolly:
last don, reply if you're replying and don't insult people ah!

Omo abija fimile oh!......... Iwo ko lolufe mi........._{yemi my lover-movie}

why are u always after me now......... at least thats the true tlk.....

I dont like beating around the bush

Rolly:
Ewwww!!!!!

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

of all people

when God say make all the animal wey fit hunt with horns meet for meeting............. the snail was there....... no how do u c that.........

just write a proposal to my pastor, tell am u won collect me from my darling

I remember when I was soldier...........^shoot

Rolly:
wetin be your own sef? if u had a reply u for say am now, if not carry go!

why u dey run after me now,,,,,,,,,, na because I too sexy........ huh?

I am married oh!

spikedcylinder:
Is 4k up to 50 dollars?

I think the calculator can solve that for you

If I happen to be the guy and I found you in a sexy dress coming to break up with me....... well you might be lucky.......... but if that happens to give me a hard on............. I would just pounce on you and you will be asking for more........... dts all

well.............. I wouldnt marry her if she was fat.............. am saying supposing she got fat after mari eji (marriage)

I would impress all da ladies in da house................ and thank the guys in da house.......... am proud am one of you (gays keep off)..........

then I would like to impress the Administrator..._{hes done a good job}

well.... I do but I had to stop do to changing of color in teeth......... tpbm can continue with chocolate and he/she's never going to be late

modpluz:
if a lady loves a guy so much, then why did she hurt him.
you see a friend of mine have this girlfriend of his they love each other to a comma and its not a hidden fact everybody knows.
but the girl went on to double date and the guy on finding out was so hurt to a point that it was only with the help of friends that made him survive the heartbreak.now the girl is not letting go off the him and still shows her love for him.

but you know the shaking part of the story is that the this my guy and his rival are now best of friends and the girl is not fine with that b'because she afraid that they might have been telling each other shits about her(u know guys talk...).but it's obvious that she still loves him very much.

this my guy always says "the ones you love are the ones you love 2 hurt" how true is that? or should i say what sense is in that?.

you know i like the girl very much and i wouldn't want my guy to let her go either, but @ the same time i can't watch my guy suffer for the same cause the second time. so i always ask him "u wan start another journey abi?".

so, guys what's your view on this?

wetin be your own..........gbeborun................ if u say na U.............. I go give better comment............. no dey tlk wetin no concern you.............

well, If myself as a guy happens to be the one a girl is staring at........... that means God don butter my bread........... I go dey chop with two of them........

but.........

if na my girl another man dey look.............. I go smah bottle for him head........ Chikena!

allright............. I will make her prepare pounded yam for me every day............. lift heavy stones every morning................ his/her meal will be pebbles every seconds......... the liquid shes going to take will be nescafe with urine

Ojukokoro

well.............if any one dies for his or her lover......... and I happen to be a friend to the dead party.. the folllowing will be my reactions at the funeral:


I would make sure am present at the kitchen,


cooker: hey.........thelastdon........... u mind taking akara( beancake)

thelastdon: *sobs* Oh!, I dont know how to eat akara, but you can give me 30

cooker: what about eko (wrapped pap)?

thelastdon: well, I have not taken that (*sobs*) before, but you can give me 20, make sure the akara is very hot.

anybody whos ready to die for her lover should just inform before he/she takes the action, so that I would get a pack of andrew liver salt to get myself prepared

hey dude.......... u got mouth disease or maybe u have big lips so she might be afraid you would swallow her up, how do u c that? huh?

just start buying shares in Nigeria banks...........dts alll

Jassi:
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send me a GMAIL INVITE at

pimplicious23@ignmail.com

QUICK!!

Thanks..!

what would I have in return?

I would just find summin to get out at least 4 litres of blood from him/her everyday..... how do u c that?

nikkylolly:
Did someone say " how he wished he's the guy"? (the last don). Would u really behave like that?

None of you is to be blame. It's all the guy's fault. You sis wasn't patience enough. I think you should talk to her and u know what? After the re-union, don't let the guy go free. Act! Both of you.

no be my fault now............. at least na double enjoyment

well........... am really back........ *slip and fell backward*.... ouch.... my back...

tpbm should save my soul.......

shokolokobangoshy.................. omogbagi-omosareyorunsikun

na my papa first break the world record............... e no even know me sef........... na me be him 1789th born..... and I get like 200 younger brothers.......... him (papa) get like 700 wifes.......... 200 don die ......... but him never die......... he still dey fire on.........

how u con see am now

Its a nice idea to warn people........ but it would be better if you are told (warned) before your suspended........ am just expressing my ideas

well........... am different........... this is ma first time here and I still know who I am...........sure., cant just be a nigga............. tpbm should check his dictionary for the world nigga.......... tpay is a DON.............. tpbm may also like to be a nigga

Well, I need someone like U in my kingdom.......... Incase ur intersted......... stop ur homosexual behaviour......

I am presently planning to leave for Jupiter

I got many soul-mates in here................ but I dey fear to call their names......... make the guys no come put maagun(thunderbolt) for me..... I no fit crow..........

na lie.............. morning never reach sef............... and If I see dodo and beans chop.......... I go happy.......... but if u fit send am tru DHL........tpbm can tke the dodo from tpam

I am a kid......... this  is my fourth time on planet earth......... George Fredick Handel was my pal the second time I came...........