Op dem tell you say if you change the green leaf in Eforiro to okazi, na Afang soup e go bi?

drightguy:
Presentation matters a lot in life.

Is this also banku? Is banku all about eating pepper and swallow? Because this is green pepper and red pepper plus swallow. Next time add yellow pepper, it will be more colourful and presentable.

Empredboy:
sorry to say, that means you have not done any business.
some times it goes beyond planning such as things you can control like capital you need, location, market segments, your intending rivals but there are some things that you can't control like sudden government policies (Eg border closure, twitter ban, forex regulation), your rivals may have unexpected strength over you not until you start the business, the business environment might just suddenly just when you started Eg customer taste can just change overnight (you may think from your market survey that customer want product A but as soon as you start delivering productA taste can just change over night to product B which may be too expensive for your young business to produce.

No mind the small boy. Small pikin never see market, e say gain too much.

You and your very young friend that is almost 40years old are looking for 12years old you can always look like a father to kwo...? instead of you and your very very young friend to be thinking of how you can satisfy her in bed so she won't cheat on you with your neighbor seeing you already approached mid life and it's crisis.

Your nearly 40years old very very young friend was admiring how young he is when men in their twenties and early thirties where marrying the less than 28years olds na?

21stDecember:
This is not employment jaree. It is deception mechanism imported by FG to deceive and
while away the time of the exited npower volunteers, whom they promised mouth watering exit package but couldn't live up to it. These 30 thousand volunteers from npower has been on this job for awhile now. They were just given a token of about 3k to 18k at month end, after toiling every day inside the bush capturing and taking statistics of farmers.
This people are making mockery of graduates.

So far only you know and understand the time wasting and deceptive face the government is putting up.
The volunteers will collect #500 per farm for how long? How many farms are they going to collect #500 from? and at what transportation costs and risks to these farms? Btw, these farmers with excellent years of experience will give these graduates with almost zero experience #500 to check the nutrient level of the soils the farmers understand like the back of their palms? How many real farmers can even afford fertilizer yet alone use one?

The volunteers better wake up and smell the coffee fast before Sadiya will be using them to catch cruise and lying to the world that the government have given permanent employment to exited volunteers. And there was no where steady salary was stated for them. How many #500 are they going to successfully collect from hungry farmers in order for the volunteers to survive?

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Even the handwriting speak of the joy wey dey Nigeria then.

100naira with value worth of purchase that is almost going into extinction today, bought foodstuff, provisions and provided for mama's pocket money yet there was almost 6naira to rollover.

How does a child and mother experience so wide a gap in life sight that it feels like it happened two centuries before the child was born?

Reex12:
the way this man hold e daughter hmm..na better doggy pose o

And broke asses like yours will like your statement. When they said hustle so you can afford to watch videos like this, you won't. You are now using your 10mb dash to view picture and make judgements. Common sense didn't even tell you to spare allowance for perhaps the picture may not have done justice.

MartinsD12:

That daughter fine Sha but why is she wearing a mini shirt position like that that's unafrican and not decent dressing at all

Make she wear buba and Iro inside house? When the world is focusing on international inventions, Una dey hear dey shout unafrican with Una African things wey no fit cross Atlantic Ocean.

pocohantas:


We have resumed o. I am thinking if I won’t be a trophy wife like this.



What is going on here? You mean you guys have never seen someone do that?

Please I need someone on this Nairaland to agree with me. I can’t be the only one that uses salt to eat my avocado pear naaaa!

That's how you know Poco has strong village touch, they eat pear, pawpaw almost any kind of fruit with salt

Anyone still finding it difficult to register should check www.brownvalleypartners.com.ng then open the link for your state of residence to apply.

It may not open immediately for some people but keep refreshing the page. Using a PC is preferable.

You will need to upload your passport, ID, and signature.
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BREYZ:


I have the link for Lagos. Was able to chat him up .

I think they are responding now. I just hope they didn't fill up the slots with their connects before becoming accommodating to the public because it took over a week after the CAC registration officially started for them to respond.

tony4up:
I have called and called for Lagos State aggregator but nobody is picking it up ......

This one mistakenly gave out a number he couldn't afford to off. Even when reached through watsapp they outrightly ignore.

najeem4reall:
kwara aggregator number is even saying switched off and At end it will all slots filled what a nation we found ourselves

He must be among the smart aggregators that gave out their almost useless lines they can afford to switch off for the rest of the year.

The slots must have been filled before the useless list of aggregators even came out.

Collyno82:
yes researching so that you will receive sense and don't end like a typical follow follow girl that you are. #nigeriableedsbcosofpeoplelikeu

You are a colossal irredeemable toool.

Collyno82:
my proof lies in your inability to critically analyze and methodically decipher.

Akpa! Use your ability to critically analyse the thread from day one before you will be disgracing your self with methodologically deciphering on top a single post using your impoverished mind and environment as a yardstick.

If them leave you, you go claim researcher.

The Federal Government of Nigeria and the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) is organizing a free business name Registration for 250,000 Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises in Nigeria, as a form of business formalization support of the MSME Survival Fund.

There are aggregators to call to carry out the registration.

The question is why can't the federal government allow people submit their applications themselves after creating a portal for the program?

Now the aggregators are either putting their lines on busy or not picking calls at all. But you and I know they are busy registrating their networks, next you will hear the FG has successfully registered 25000 MSMEs for free.

If you have successfully registered under any aggregator please indicate and if you have not please share your experience calling the so called aggregators.

The mods should please take this to front page.

Aggregators that are putting their lines on busy, refusing to pick calls. Before you know it they will say they have registered 25000 MSMEs.

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Interested person must be resident close by.

Call 08034624518.

A client is in need of a young Sales girl, preferably a school leaver, close to Specialist teaching hospital, Gwagwalada.

Interested person must be resident close by.

Call 08034624518.

What do you mean by a fellow woman will say go and buy your own? Is it only the best when a fellow man say go and buy your own? Sorry your statement lies your problem, you don't even have regards for womanhood, that is why you have decided to continually be a doormat with joy to your husband. Since his manhood gives the best advice, add your money to his own na, let him build with your money again without your name and watch him marry tomorrow another woman that have respect for womanhood and values herself.

Honesty001:
ok I will beg him, because I have never begged him.We have been married for 3 years.

But in your first post you said you beg and cry even when he is the one wrong, why are you now saying you have never begged him? hope your esteem is not taking a toll on you.

How long ago did he wanted you to work or do business?because I find it hard to take from one you said doesn't like seeing you with other people. Also are you very sure he doesn't have money to spare you for business? Just ask him officially to forgive you if he is still hurting from your past, perhaps that is what you mean by begging. But the danger here is that such a person who get his high by having control over you can hardly be satisfied with all the begs you can give.

My advice for you is to ask for money again for business when you sense he has enough but please think hard for a way to get your back off the ground even if it means separating for a while. Him threatening you with divorce and leaving the children is another manipulation scheme to continually subdue you. Your energy should be on how to get yourself up so that you can help you and your kids stop wasting it on crying over him.

ContractKiller:
What does a 1.73 metre midget want with a tall wife?

I tire, I think say na only me see am.

nautybride:


I am okay. Help how? Was he 26years when they were all together? No. The foundation was faulty and they were together at the beginning. They watched their mother pamper him and he got wings that could not be clipped after they all left. Of course, they will eventually marry. Is it only ones parents that gets to train a child? No. So, madam some of us think wider than others.
Personally, I have had my parents send our last born to me when I saw he was academically poor and near spoilt, I helped re-set him and sent him back to them. Thank God, he is a better person now.
BTW, I am more concerned about the missing grandfather than a dry fish that can't be bent.
Don't get me wrong too. A child can be properly trained and will still choose to go rogue.

Did you consider the perculiarity of the Op's situation or you are using your experience to measure hers? Did you recall the part where their mum was always putting them down before the brother? Has it not occurred yet to you that their mum will even torture anyone of them that dare to correct their brother? something she deliberately refused to do. Do you also not know that from when their brother entered puberty, chances are that he also gained physical strength to beat his older sisters?

Ope88, your sister's husband didn't try for her to allow your brother go free like that, seems he is not financially strong, but even at that, he should have marked his territory.

Op, you guys should take your father away from that environment and get a lawyer, see how he can sell his properties except the one your mother is staying. Use the money for business or empower any of you girls not doing so well so that you girls can take good care of your dad. It is the best you can give your dad and yourselves now because I can't see the energy to fight your brother after your dad's demise and your husbands may not want to involve themselves. You also need to sell the properties with your dad's approval now, because next person you brother will try to send to early grave is your mum and she will run to you girls for help.

Your dad came across as one who acknowledged God. God spoke to him through dreams but I am not sure he understood it all. If he had seen one who really understood with him what some of his dreams meant, somethings would have been averted. And that he even documented them would have made God spoke more to him but it ends with him understanding them well.

That dream your father told you on his dying bed, is his legacy to you, clearly Habakkuk2:2 and that you have stumbled upon his written ones, is that you may run with it. His dying dream was clear and simple, to tell you that the future is communicated through dreams, that he is a proof and that you should get serious with dreams too.

What caused your dad's death is highly likely in his documented dreams. Some things about you may also likely be there. If your dad his going to have any opportunity to let a thing come to you from the spirit realm, he is going to trust you getting it via dream because he told you what to look out for.

Another fool on rampage.

klap4gbens:


Was there any part of my writing that says I wasn't taking care of my parents? I was only saying that the female child do more not necessarily on financial aspect only.

Bros, read well and meaningfully...

Don't give in to any silly table turning. The males here know you said the truth and your family's is not any different. They will rather hold onto stupid ego than reasoning.

Alot of parents are dying too early because of this behaviour of the male child, still some would care less. I hope they get to the recieving end some day.

Which name are they preserving? Name that is not even their direct father's, name of a man their grandfather probably never met, name that their 2million cousins and relations are already answering and still need you yet to produce the male that will preserve it. It is just another foolishness of the black man. They simply want it to please society at all cost and feel among, pride and nothing else.

If that family you mentioned finally get the male child whom so much poverty is already waiting for, he will give up his father's name, his name and anything that can trace him to his father's house just to become a member of the Dangote's. Is it not the same name we see people here changing almost every day because it gives them Ill luck or something? My brother, it is what it is, overrated.

bukatyne:


@bold:

This is not 'domestic violence', it is two 'fighting'.

You told us that outside the slap and shirt grabbing before she starts to rain abused on him, they are a good couple.

I see that they have a terrible conflict resolution skill which they will pass on to their kids if they do not wean themselves of that nonsense.

Ask your sister's husband why he slaps her. Not as an accusation: you can whine him that you admire the man he is apart from the slap. He should be able to tell you and you relay the feedback to your sister.

Also engage not accuse your sister why she locks his shirt and abuses him. Also pass on the information to the husband.

Then you can have a joint session with them in a polite manner.

You can even muster up some tears if possible.

Goodluck

In a bid to stay on the good books of those you see as masters, you actually said this is not domestic violence.

Really? Because it is only domestic violence if the woman didn't fight back? Or if the beating is not the result from a conflict? or people who suffered domestic violence didn't have good times with their partners?

I knew your esteem has been taking a sad direction but didn't envisage this pace. You knew you were trying to herd please and ran away with 'good luck' line against your usual trail of endless questions.

VivleBriella you are not talking again. You where thinking you would be advised on how to cope with marrying a breadwinner not knowing you are the actual bread winner.

They are telling you now, you will not hear? You have even concluded how your names will be on wedding card, "VivleBriella". With which money will he marry you with? The one you will borrow him?

Now that all odds are still in your favour don't make a U-turn while the sun shines. You have wasted three youthful years already, you still want to try thirty more? Poverty your parents didn't bequeat you, you want to go and inherit outside? suffer never tire you?

If I may add to your list you don't want a woman that had a child before and a woman who cannot be faithful but you want to leave two pregnant ladies hanging. Only God knows how many wombs you have rendered useless with numerous abortions?

As it is now, your body have no space left without blemish, yet you dare to ask for a spotless woman. And your ilks here that have sworn never to have any thing to do with a single mother can still tell you not to settle for less when infact you have almost nothing to offer.

Fountainofyouth:




But hotworta, you also have a nice physique and big muscular sexy looking hands like Prestonn, so why the envy? Combine different nonsense, present it nicely,show a part of your hands like Prestonn and you're good to go, issa simple sturvs na,

BTW Prestonn, I'll say my own straight, are you married yes or no? Having a girlfriend doesnt count, when you reply, we will start from there,

Yes, I love his cooking and presentation cos I've been observing from the sideline, thank you.

Is it not the coolest thing to drag him along to watch you propose to his rival?

Where that guy way dey shout Imes is coming soon up and down?!

E don tire to fore run for him Imes?!