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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Hailed For Showing Off Her Dildos (photos, Video) by themonk(m): 2:33pm On Nov 09, 2018
ogasharpsharp:
But if ladies are open about their sexuality and applauded for getting dildos and the likes, why do we make such a big deal about guys and masturbation? It's all the same thing to me. Just saying...
So because one single girl talked about dildos ladies are now open to sex. Nawa o.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Lai Mohammed N3.5m Monthly Feeding Of El-Zakzaky by themonk(m): 5:45pm On Nov 08, 2018
Gangster1ms:
And some idiots will still go and vote in these same criminals come 2019. angry
Bro, you helped me once but under a different moniker. I am so grateful bro. Thank you.
RomanceRe: I Am Confused! What Should I Do Please? by themonk(m): 12:50am On Nov 07, 2018
tosyne2much:
There's something called fetal genotyping where you discover the foetus right from the mother's womb. The foetus could be terminated as soon as it's SS

I know people do it but it's kind of expensive. That's the only option left for the OP
Subtle way of saying he should abort the baby if the baby is sickle cell.

I don't really know if or not I'm Pro-abortion yet because the question of whether a foetus has an identity which can be denied the right to exist or not is something I have not done my due diligence on.
RomanceRe: I Am Confused! What Should I Do Please? by themonk(m): 11:43pm On Nov 06, 2018
AryEmber:
He claimed to love her then he should damn all the consequences and marry the one he loves. He should pray he doesn't lose all his money, simple! No Be For Love?
So because of love he should bring a sickle cell into the world. Well if the love is real he should get castrated as soon as possible and then marry the woman he loves. That way he doesn't bring someone else pain and he spends the rest of his life with the woman he loves.
RomanceRe: I Am Confused! What Should I Do Please? by themonk(m): 10:37pm On Nov 06, 2018
AryEmber:
Your lengthy story didn't really piss me of but 'I love boobs'? Really? You had to add that to your post? And Great Ife too? Anyways, my advice is: make enough money to take care of a sickle cell, you'll need it.
Are you okay? He should bring someone into this world to suffer then make enough money to take care of them. What if he loses all the money after the sickle cell kid is born?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Never Demolished Mosques In Anambra, Northern Police Chiefs Says by themonk(m): 10:27pm On Nov 06, 2018
Corrinthians:
"PDP didnt achieve a single millennium development goal from the year 2000 to 2015". - Obi Peter.
Is that why APC wants to kill us?
Car TalkRe: London Beats Moscow And New York To Become The Supercar Capital Of The World by themonk(m): 9:10pm On Nov 06, 2018
Gangster1ms:
Abuja suppose dey there undecided
Lol, Joker.
Howfa na?
EducationRe: NANS Gives FG 7 Days Ultimatum To Call Off Strike, Plans National Protest by themonk(m): 9:08pm On Nov 06, 2018
This headline sef, NANS wants FG to call off strike.

Buhari now na ASUU chairman.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Top TV Shows In Nigeria Stopped by themonk(m):
Jayloy:
It is not as profitable as before considering the advent of social media. How many people sit to watch programs on TV but most are on social media. Instead of spending so much money on TV airtime, this money can achieve a better result with a targeted online campaign and marketing because everything still boys down to marketing.
Social media predated these programmes. Even if you put up an argument that the growth of social media adoption could have had a inversely proportional effect on their airing. What about BBNAIJA, can you remind me how many viewers tuned in? Social media doesn't supplant television programs, they work in synergy with social media promoting television programmes and television programmes giving social media content.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Nig Did Not Achieve A Single Goal Of MDG Under PDP Govt Frm 2000_2015 by themonk(m): 6:07pm On Nov 06, 2018
Both Parties are criminals.

A disruptive revolution is the only way to save your future.
Car TalkRe: Top 5 New Cars That Are Uglier Than Their Older Models. (PHOTOS) by themonk(m): 8:09am On Nov 06, 2018
Owutuotuo:
@OP,

I suggest you include the clause that these are your own opinions and do not represent a general consensus on the matter [unless you want to show a research report that shows public perception in support of your view]. The fact that they look uglier to you does not mean they are to others. These manufacturers must have strongly considered sales projection based on these drresigns before stamping them for production.

Great job you have done!
But that was the manufacturers opinion too.
CrimeRe: Man Cut Off His Manhood After His Crush Rejected Him (Photos) by themonk(m): 1:36am On Nov 06, 2018
Him no get sense.
Him still no get manhood.

DOUBLE wahala for dead body.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by themonk(m): 1:34am On Nov 05, 2018
lefulefu:
for some na for d attention while others na jus for scam runzcheesy.
Scam runs if I never do video call? I no be JJC na. Anybody wey fall for that one need serious beating. My own na as a gentleman you no go wan begin dey ask number quickly or to do video call so you fit no even sabi say na guy wey dey chat you up for one week. You go just dey tell your fellow Guy jokes like say na woman. Waste of precious time.

Anybody that does that for attention needs psychiatric therapy.
RomanceRe: Busted ( Here2fuk & Queenbelle) : Love Scam Is Uncovered On Nairaland by themonk(m): 1:29am On Nov 05, 2018
Amakavula:
So I brought you a gist on the unpinning drama yesterday between two monikers: here2fuk and QueenBelle and the issues with nudes. Well the gist ,have gotten even better.

A new lady Wendyposha ( Wendy ) has come out to claim ownership of the display photos on QueenBelle's profile, claiming QueenBelle is a liar and a scammer.

https://www.nairaland.com/4826978/scam-alert

This startling new revelation unravel a can of worms which ultimately lead to a series of investigation by Jobless Nairalanders -- including myself. QueenBelle could not be reached for comments as she has promptly deactivated her account to avoid the backlash.

But that was half of everything, Wendyposha wasn't finished yet, releasing photos after photos of herself, carrying the placard "QueenBelle is a scammer" , an action which validated her claims.

Sticks, pitchforks and touches went up as every romancelander tried to connect the dots, and expose the criminals. At the end all trails lead to here2fuk ( Micheal )

Then we received a shocker from the miscreant, here2fuk --- the once perceived victim, and now almost condemned criminal -- an underaged urchin with raging hormones, promptly issued an apology :


I'd like to apologize
Its all me.
I'm the fake boy.
Just a 17 year old boy trying to catch fun
Please nairalanders, forgive me.
I apologize.
I'm fake
Queenbelle is fake.
Please forgive me
I only wanted attention
Please forgive me


He had been a man all along, under a female moniker. Now everyone is viewed with suspicion, pointing fingers, and playing CSI even me..

Speaking to the Nairaland street, one "themonk " offered a word of advice for men out here concerning PM to strange women:
Weldone for the narrative, we should be meticulous about the people we meet here.
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by themonk(m): 9:50pm On Nov 04, 2018
lefulefu:
hmmm na waohhhcheesy. B4 the way we dey take quick identify fake female monikers na if dem get very revealing pics on their dp showing ass or boobs. But these days its like dem don change formatcheesy.
But which kind joblessness dey do this people, wetin dem dey gain abeg?
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by themonk(m): 9:29pm On Nov 04, 2018
lefulefu:
i no quick code say na man o cos im no do really do anytin suspicious cheesy
but there"s one female moniker right now wey dey create threads upandan about fucking d/f guys on her 100 level passing out
we all know say dat one na guy dey behind am cheesy
Omo to send PM dey fear me these days, even to chat up dey fear me. Your fellow Guy fit dey waste your precious time.

That Amaka*babe na Guy na, na parody account for the main amakabae. The guy behind the account dey use am ridicule the real account. Or maybe both na guy grin
RomanceRe: Scam❌❌ Alert �� by themonk(m): 8:28pm On Nov 04, 2018
Gays don full here, see as lefulefu dey give the QueenBelle advice yesterday him no sabi say na him fellow man.
RomanceRe: Konji Na Bastard by themonk(m):
Toreddo3679:
I just had s*x with an Olosho without protection..
What should I do please
Go and get PEP within 72 hours of the exposure.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi Rescues Kidnapped Victims In Rivers (PHOTOS) by themonk(m): 8:15pm On Nov 04, 2018
The moment Amaechi became a Nollywood actor
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Prostitute Throws Man Down From Third Floor Over Money by themonk(m): 12:21am On Nov 03, 2018
soberdrunk:
$100 for "Quickie" cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy is her last name Kardashian?
Zimbabwean dollar na rubbish oga
TravelRe: Bus Plunges 220ft Into China River After Passenger-Driver Fight, Killing All 15 by themonk(m): 10:11pm On Nov 02, 2018
MobilityExpress:
It wasn’t deliberate. While he was trying to hit the woman back, he lost control of the wheel and tried to steer back but could not. If you have driven a BRT bus, you will understand it perfectly. When driving a BRT, the bus on motion is always trying to veer off its path, so you constantly must have your hands on the steering to maintain your lane. He left his steering unattended to for a few seconds, thinking he could recover but unfortunately, he couldn’t.
I think it was deliberate because the direction he steered wasn't how to get back to his lane and he almost did a 180 degrees
SportsRe: 5 World-class Managers Who Rejected Top Job At Real Madrid by themonk(m): 3:45pm On Nov 02, 2018
Wetin even Arsene Wenger reject. Hmmm
HealthWhere Can I Buy Ritalin Or Concerta In Lagos? by themonk(op): 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2018
All the big pharmacies I've called say they are out of stock please help me.
RomanceRe: Guys Pls I Beg You Suggest A Drug Or Substance I Can Get That Can Make Feel Good by themonk(m): 11:21pm On Nov 01, 2018
Geoffreymgk:
Guys please i take god beg una Suggest a Drug substance, drink that can make me feel better.
Even if it is for a Few hours. I have panic attacks, Severe mood swings and
Somebody suggested painkillers say that e dey work.

Let me clear my head completely, feel good. No thinking or nothing, bring my bp down
Abeg unA. And i don't want to take alcohol or cigarettes.
Weed is doing nothing for me neither
You need to travel out and see a doctor, never you try to meet Nigerian doctors for things like this. Also reddit can help you, they discuss most of these things on reddit. You can't get valuable advice in Nigeria here because Nigerians love suffering and smiling and they think anxiety is a normal thing and panic attacks are from village people.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Looks Dope In Agbada by themonk(m): 11:09pm On Nov 01, 2018
carrascocity:
Which Ebuka?
wink

CelebritiesRe: 10 Nigerian Actresses Who Married Foreigners by themonk(m): 9:28pm On Nov 01, 2018
Love for money knows no boundaries cool
PoliticsRe: Video Of Governor Ganduje Receiving Bribe Part 4 by themonk(m): 9:27pm On Nov 01, 2018
Them wan give this man heart attack before them carry am go court? grin
CelebritiesRe: Davido Looks Dope In Agbada by themonk(m): 9:06pm On Nov 01, 2018
Davido my man, focus on your music sha no go follow Ebuka dey drag.


Na so Ice Prince take lose him talent o grin

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