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Dead on arrival. Meet the albino to teach you how corporate begging

IdeyFindWife:
And ya gotta give it to the guy.

He's got the most "punned" monicker of the mods...everybody making Lala snake jokes everywhere and the dude carries on in his jolly good efficient way without taking things personal.

yeah, he's worth it! Some of d other ones are just bloody cvnts on the loose.

Hahahaha, I heard mynd is the actual opposite

Just30:
when you are done learning what the gas market is about, and that companies to companies contracts do not work on an instant payment teem, you will start sounding learned

imbecilé, WAPCo released a communiqué this month to debunk Ghana's claim of not owning gas debt.

You and your wretched country don't have enough money to pay off your utility so send your mother and sisters if their vagina walls are still intact.

Cunning bastard!

Just30:
guy ,
Your are really stupid
Ghana keeps receiving gas on the daily basis

Your midget brain can't understand the gas market and how they work, don't have time to educate you



Obviously, your parents and teachers did a poor job
dirty poor Nigerian

you said Ghana has paid for every single gas she took and I just released a bomb statement from WAPCo to debunk your claims.

Your mother's acidic pussy must have fried your brains into burnt cells to make you an intellectual vegetable with the cognitive abilities of a premature baboon.

If your father didn't love his booze more than he loved you, he would have taught you how to own up in defeat.

But the classless drunk couldn't vouch for your mother's sexual fidelity so he left you to roam around like a slum bastard with home training inferior to domestic dogs.

I'm built to murder Ghana effortlessly!!!

Just30:
Don't have the time to waste on a slowpoke like you

You are just a poor suffering dumb head prick

Lolz! A Ghanaian talking about poverty when your Ghana is the top destination for international charity.

You're the crybaby of Africa!

Yesterday you said you wouldn't waste time on me, but I punched you so hard you had to seek redress by replying

Son of a scavenging ape without a fixed address.

Just30:
see this maggot with an inferiority complex

Poor Lil soul
The least opportunity you get, you will sneak into Ghana
To have a better quality of life.

Years of impoverishment has really taken a toll on your generation

Ghana is Nigeria's playground!

If I ever sneak into Ghana, it's to see how long your mother and sisters with endure my powerful thrusts !!!

You're a son of a a vagabond asylum seeker who was thrown out of Nigeria like a derisory buffoon!!!

No Ghanian is destined to be above average. If you doubt me go ask your shoe-mending father who lost his wife to a custom recruit in Nigeria

DanseMacabre:
I don't think you got his post either.

the end part of the post says the youth fled for fear of soldiers reprisal!!

Doesn't that imply that soldiers in Ghana take laws into their hands too in avenging their colleague's death like you accused Nigerian soldiers of doing?

Just30:
obsessed lier
Ghana has paid for every single gas that landed on it Shores

Your poor country can't afford to supply free gas to any country, did you even use you brain before saying what you said?
Obasanjo was called upon because, first of all ,the gas was going to come from Nigeria. Before Obasanjo was asked to make financial contribution ,Ghana had already done the political negotiations across countries and the feasibility all paid for as well as made a huge contribution for the project to be carried out .

The name Nigeria is associated with Stupidity , it has to take a whole Ghana to build an export pipeline for your country and push sense into the head of your leaders.

I will spare you my trademark expletives. Take a look at the date of that communique by WAPCo and realise you're a dunce.

You're a debtor like your country and I'm your creditor.

Send your mother to me and I will forgo your debts. Idiot.

Do you want proof of Kuffor begging OBJ for funds to build the facility? I have blown you with facts and brutal disses.

Please have a sense of shame for once in your cussed life.

Bourgeoning madman !!!

I swear lalasticlala has been dissed but he has a large heart and knows his true worth! So he looks on with a knowing smirk and moves to the next thread. The other lalasticlala colleague bans with a vengeance and is as emotional as a virgin about to be fúcked

HITTED:
He's the only mod unhated
conscientious though unrated
unlike others, he doesn't have fake creds
he's the front-page master of great threads

I have more to rhyme
for he's friendly and kind
I swear by Oluwa, he's one of a kind
coz banning is the last thing he has in mynd!

when he's around we don't need to fear
and when he's not around, we want him near
but I'll always make Lala appear
coz I got more snakes to spare

classic rhyme for a professional and unemotional moderator like lalasticlala who is a true umpire worthy of the name.

Mynd will never get this kind of tribute except he opens one with his alternate

NwaAmaikpe:
If na Naija now, Nigerian Army will launch

Operation See Gobe

In that neighborhood

did you read the the post to the end? Senselessness in full display

MrCork:
..

IBO women are usually berrrrriful & usualy lightskin but why do they normaly have deep voice and hair on there neck?? Why?

you have donned the tribal cloak too? your attention-jockeying has turned up a notch higher.

popizaino:
lol.take it easy on a brother.

Ghanaians are our noisy inferior neighbours. Never brothers!!!

Just30:
see your NGas couldn't live up to it contractual agreement and Ghana blocked payment until they start supplying


If Ghana stops buying, they would be in for their biggest crisis ever , so they need all the foreign exchange they can get.

Better watch out Gas station, EG is just another supplier with competence

Why are you flipflopping like a whóre. No Nigerian government had ever enforced payment of our gas on Ghana. We gave you on charity! Obasanjo even built the facility for you and supplied Ghana free fuel during the Kuffor administration!

The only President to ever enforce payment of our gas to you was Buhari, same man that bundled your parents in ships like sardines out of this country become they were economic leeches and unproductive lackeys.

So your President receiving NNPC director as if he were a Government official is desperation and a sign of helplessness.

You've lost your debate, son like Nkrumah lost his idea of shaping Ghana. With an economy of #50 billion , you will forever be a country of no significance or worth.

Have you ever heard Ghana trying to even offer directives or taking any leading role in Africa? Your Presidents knew you're as insignificant as a thoroughly sucked out orange.

Your economy is far worse than Libya and Sudan what have been ravaged by war. Take a look:

You're not even in Africa's top 10.

God punish your life for having the disrespect and foolhardiness to argue with someone whose destiny is bigger than you and yours fathers'

LastMumu:
They say Chelsea lacks class that we change coaches too often. Barcelona have changed more coaches in the last 10 years than CBN's FX policies this year alone.

2008 - Rijkaard.
2012 - Guardiola
2013 - Tito Vilanova
2014- Tata Martino
2017- Liuz Enrique
2017 - Valverde
2018 - Arsene Wenger

stop mentioning Barca and Chelsea in same sentence

Just30:
60 million that has been paid already 60 million what dollars? Show me link or source of that claim please!

[quote author=Just30 post=57007336]It seems 60 million sounds big in your ears but Ghana buys 1.2 billion worth of Gas from Nigeria and that is going to red to just 300 million cos you are not a reliable supplier

I'm talking about nonpayment which Nigeria doesn't even enforce and your talking 60 million sounds big? Are you the last remaining homo sapient who didn't evolve properly from a gorrila?

Just30:
Come see how your NGOs is all over Ghana ,begging for a contract. Promising to change from it bad ways .

No matter how you paint your country, it's just a gas station to Ghana

NGOs begging for contracts? Are NGOs profile oriented? Your mother must have conceived you in her m menopause. That's the only explanation for your mental epilepsia!

See your President receiving ordinary NNPC director as if he had diplomatic licence!

Ghana is just another target of Nigeria's expansionism!

You're a slave by affiliation

Just30:
do you know who owns Africa capital LLC

People called Dangote to order because what he was engaged in was dumping
And a law suit was brewing down his neck
Learn company law and international trade

Oh, boy what has the names of shareholders got to do with the fact that fidelity bank Ghana is a subsidiary of fidelity bank Nigeria?

Are you a bastard from a bastard from a long chain of unbroken bastards?

Imbecilé

Just30:
actually, Obasanjo was too dumb that he couldn't see what a great project Wapco was
Now Ghana is the largest buyer of Nigerian gas, you need that foreign exchange guy else your currency will tumble.
It had to take Ghana to build you a pipeline for you to export your gas and stop flaring
How stupid of a nation

Did your father's creditors exchange your brain with that of a dibia's sacrificial goat?

Ghana doesn't pay for the gas!!! They are deep in debt like your mother's bottomless pit.

PetroDolla3:
Fuelish nigerians. I don't have your time! If I get time to debate you ediots point by point, una go run comot without your pants sef! Arrant crap! Make I go sleep, think of better thing to do with my life, instead of wasting it on a country whose citizens dont have a sense of direction!

And just before I could call you a slave, you have shown yourself to be another subject of Nigeria's neocolonialism!

Your country belongs to ECOWAS to which Nigeria dictates and runs funding the organisation more than 70 percent!

Your country is also in the AU and has never paid its annual dues because of national poverty.

Your country owes millions in dollars to Nigeria in gas supply through a pipeline we built for you.

You're my bítch so shut up and lay down let me swat you like a toilet fly.

PetroDolla3:
Fool! Talking to you is a complete waste of time. Shitnigerian companies are setting up in Ghana? And yet the last time we all checked, Ghana was not in recession and your "super economy" was mired in recession and classified as "directionless" ? Don't make me laugh,huh?

This one has a brain as porous as an vagina anal-fisted !

Tell me, what's the basic of expansionism? One geographical location becomes too small for business and companies stretch out looking for market to dominate and control! Remindse of Europe's industrial revolution to herald them to Africa!

Every country goes through recession after a peak period, it's the way of economics.

Now tell me how a "stable" country like Ghana is doing with a laughable economy worth just 50 billion with no internationally recognised company?

PetroDolla3:
Hahahaha thank God for ediots! you flush then down the toilet, not so?

Little wonder they are flocking to Ghana in their thousands daily! too much suffering in that Shitland

We rendered you as worthless as a pit toilet larvae in Nigeria in the 80's and today in your own country, you're as insignificant as a discarded banana peel

How do you like the hegemony of Nigeria in Ghana through her Multinationals setting up shops in your country and employing you lazy plonkers?

PetroDolla3:
Hahaha can anyone tell me how many mudder fuggin suffering -n-no-longer-smiling Zoogerians have access to clean water ,food ,90% of the mudder fuggerz survive on less than $2 a day! , less than 10 percent have access to electricity access to health care? personal security?

Petrodolla , the boring, repetitive, unimaginative imbecilic troll.

I bet you quickly adopted your Petrodolla moniker when oil was found in Ghana.

Alas, you're still poorer than war-torn Sudan and hungrier than civil war ravished Libya!

Just30:
the largest aid receiver in Africa is Nigeria

Have you wondered why every single aid agency and NGOs on Earth have been to Nigeria before?

Are you a goat-fucking illiterate? I have proof that your national budget is made up of aids and foreign charity and you're ranting about Nigeria receiving aid.

Tell me a country who waits for foreign donation before reading its budget ! Why do you think your former President, Kuffor stalked Obasanjo all the way to America for him to offer him finds to build Ghana's gas pipeline with which to ferry Nigeria's gas?

Take this: when Ghana's were here, you were slaves, shoe-menders, gatekeepers, porridge hawkers and marauding loafers. And when we threw you out, we went to your own country to colonise you and control your own country!

leathalbeast:
well the word I used was worst worse so your boss decided to sensor censor it. dumb is a word that best fits senseless maggots like you. yep, Dubai is a nice city unless your cheap mothers and sisters desecrated the place with their cheapness. is it Italy, Ghana, south Africa. Nigerian women are there to sell their bodies for one kobo. hussies hussies hussies.

you said they censored the word "whiting"? Slow-witted liar!!!

All censored words in Nairaland begin with capital letters try another lie, son.

Your mothers fúcked for a can of sardine in Lagos and your father human-trafficked your sisters to be gainfully employed as gate-minders!

Your country is indebted in millions of dollars to Nigeria for years of unpaid gas supply. So you're just another debtor ranting like a roadside whóre to garner attention

Just30:
Dangote is for back up when there's a shortfall and it has less than 3 % market share. He doesn't even country 5% of the cement market share yet your delusional mind thinks he can control an economy more sophisticated than his home country.

you call a country's economy worth #50 laughing billions sophisticated? Man, dangote is richer than Ghana! So he has 3% market share in Ghana and all of Ghana was rioting when he acquired your cement share? Only whórés lie when a dick is caught in between their vagina.

Just30:
Global is a collapsing company with less than a million subscribers,

What's the population of Ghana using mobile phone? Answer 13% of the population Only has steady access!

Just30:
Companies like Surfline and Busy that started 2 years ago beat Globe hands down.

Gtb is a non existent bank in Ghana.
Fidelity bank has nothing to do with Nigeria
It's owned by Mensa Otabel and his friends.
Access bank is the only credible one I can clap for you


Anyway you sound dumb and frustrated

you say fidelity bank Ghana has nothing to do with Nigeria?
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.aparazi.com/original-history-fidelity-bank-plc-maintaining-fidelity-banking/amp/

And you even called me illiterate? I'm not sorry to say your father's prick is worthless tool if you're what it can produce.

Waste of fúck like you.

leathalbeast:
so why are your mothers and sisters whiting themselves in Italy and Dubai?

the emboldened word has no verb derivative. When I told you your father prioritised his snuff far more than your education, I was only telling you half the story.

Did you say Dubai? Is there whoring in Dubai? This dude is as dumb as his mother's breasts are flat

Anyways, your mother couldn't wait for her labour stitches to heal before going back to whoredom. The bîtxh was doing doggy while pregnant with you until your head was dick-rammed leaving you with a permanent brain lesion!

Just30:
It MIGHT REALLY be a serious act of Stupidity for a whole nation that produces oil not to have stable electricity.

As we speak, 54%-60% of Ghanaians are middle class citizens
Will be bringing my next batch of food aid soon.
After all 14,000 cedis is a million plus naira

That epileptic power supply has produced Africa's largest economy and Nigeria has 76% of the economy of the entire West Africa comprising 16 countries!

Do the math! Ghana and the other 14 countries just have 24% economic input in West Africa


But small counties are known for basic amenities ! How come Ghana has dumsor even with only having to produce electricity for 25 million people, that's the population of only Lagos!

How come oil plus gold couldn't go round 25 million people!

Are you all illegitimate children of immigrants?

Just30:
see this one ooo, after we finish brainwashing the 5 million Nigerians we host we will send them back to come and save their country.

I thought you said no time for me!

You couldn't keep your word anymore than your mom could honour her marital vow!

You're too busy looking up to the UK for your yearly aid to know Nigerians have taken over your destiny in your own country.

leathalbeast:
you mean your one kobo hussies sister?

change your moniker and remove "beast" from it! You're as soft as an over-cooked potato !

I was referring to your a dime-a-dozen mother who suffers from CCD. (Cóck-Craving Disorder)

Just30:
no more has time for you
You are just a frustrated guy trying to get out of your mess of a country
Anyway I didn't buy what you served so no passage for you into Ghana

Hahahaha! You recognise me! Smart guy! See you around .

Go learn your international politics next time we meet.

Nigeria dictates the tempo of ECOWAS. So there's no visa restrictions when moving across west Africa. We have finished strategizing your colonisation,bro.

emeka1101:
See mumu. Do you know the kinda work nigerians do in Ghana? Selling Cds on wooden trucks and hawking with phone covers n China phones.No Ghanaian will employ a nigeria as a gate man or whatever because they believe nigerians are criminals and thieves.
Ghanaians are far respected than nigerians so shut up there.
How can you compare nigerians to Ghanaians.
Who in his/her right senses will even do that?

I don't know why you guys won't quote me.

You say Nigerians hawk CDs in Ghana?

I'm not afraid to state the truth and that's Nigerians control Ghana's economy


Dangote
Glo
Fidelity bank
Access bank
Gtb are dominating in Ghana big time.

Just recently, all of Ghana were in a state of uproar and chaos when dangote bought your cement infrastructure.

Even your new found oil has Nigerians investment and shares already so soon.

Your import and export are dominated by Nigerians.

Your local market was overwhelmed by Nigerians,your government had to step in to increase tax of foreign business owners to help you remain afloat!

Your real estate is dominated by Nigerians. Glo is sponsoring all your big events too.

Your movie "industry" is an extension of Nollywood!

Our music are your national anthem!

Just a few weeks back , a Ghanian radio reporter was urging your unproductive chimps to stop playing Nigerian music ! That's how Nigerian-crazy Ghana is.

We go China una!!!

Mapless maggots in a mapless country!