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RomanceRe: Am Really Thinking I Was Involved With A Witch...... Confused by TheNonce: 3:08pm On Mar 12, 2016
Eddygourdo:
that is why people graduate with different classes, the people on first class and second class have understood the post and given their opinion, it's not surprise you couldn't comprehend the post cos of ur class. Thanks for ur contribution. You have been noticed
Your formulated story is pure hogwash! All this your bush flogging makes no sense! You probably belong to the unit of those with "pass" hence your obsession with "class"!

With all due respect, sharrap and swerve! Lmfao!!!
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Playing Hard To Get by TheNonce: 3:03pm On Mar 12, 2016
angry
Topestbilly:
Op meant women with dignity & class not those "pay as you do" like pay as you buy recharge cards. grin
In that case you better hurry up and advice your sister to upgrade from the "pay as you do class of skanks"! She's currently one of our best customers
RomanceRe: Am Really Thinking I Was Involved With A Witch...... Confused by TheNonce: 1:25pm On Mar 12, 2016
undecided.... huh .....angry




What the _fuck is this dude posting?
RomanceRe: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Playing Hard To Get by TheNonce: 1:22pm On Mar 12, 2016
grin

Hard 2 get? Which immature or unexposed women still dey believe in this kind colonial tactic?




Sorry o.p I can't relate because women are as easy for me to get this days just like recharge cards!
RomanceRe: How Should I Tell My Girlfriend That I Want Us To Start Having Sex by TheNonce: 12:07pm On Mar 12, 2016
angry


_Bitch! I need to _fuck you right now!
PoliticsRe: See The Cattle Rustlers Killed By Troops + Items Recovered. Graphic Photos by TheNonce: 12:02pm On Mar 12, 2016
grin


See blood and guts abeg?


Its always nice looking at the dead bodies of these sort of dirty good for nothing criminals!


Let me dedicate this shout out to some of my homies in the naija army:

1: wing commander emeka oreaki

2: colonel oseni braimah

3: captain ogbe osawe

4: captain daniel kassa

5: col. femi ogundele



Long may you all bring immense carnage to the lives of these useless bastards! Salute!




**puffs mary jane**
PoliticsRe: I’ve Lost Memory, Records About Charges Against Me –saraki by TheNonce: 11:53am On Mar 12, 2016
shocked

Game of thrones!!!





Bukola bo bo!
PoliticsRe: Late Mr. James Ocholi And His Family Were Murdered Says FRSC Boss by TheNonce: 11:39am On Mar 12, 2016
grin



Abeg which kind "jaburata" thread be this na?


Murdered by who? Ebele? Source! Mba! Link! Whossai! Names! For where?


Abeg o.p no dey lie like dis abeg!
PoliticsRe: Despotic Criminality Of The Buhari-idiagbon Regime by TheNonce: 10:26am On Mar 12, 2016
undecided


This opoko don chop dis morning so?
PoliticsRe: Corruption: BUHARI gives EFCC Go Ahead to Probe JONATHAN by TheNonce: 10:22am On Mar 12, 2016
grin



That ebele bastard deserves it sha! Ride on mr magu!!!
RomanceRe: 5 Ways Present Day Nigerian Ladies Hinder The Future Of Nigeria Guys. by TheNonce: 9:00pm On Mar 11, 2016
grin
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin

biko, stop Barking...grin
You're trying Way too hard to sound Smart! Buh we both know You're intellectually Deficient.tongue

It's Really not Your fault...gene mutations comes to question.
You should take a DNA test. You must Have some latent Starfish(Coelenterates) Chromosomes imbedded in Your gene. and we both Know what Y'all share in common. NO GREY MATTER! NO BRAIN!


Uh...Mr Puppy dog/slave... You don't need to call Your Masters, Your superiors, Your saviors, Your Kings, Your Lords.

A simple introduction would do justice....I'm Esther, and You Are?cheesy

No skank! I don't need to validate my smarts with twats such as yourself! That would be an exercise in futility!



Now put down that dictionary and those copied pages that you were busy plagiarising from! Your not built for the game of wits since you were born without that particular abilty so please spare us the lame attempts at sounding eloquent!



Now as for my referal to "lezz and the son of mark" as to the true nature of your identity? I believe they are more familiar with your unique brand of "hogwash/beyonce mimicry" due to their regularity on this section! So they are in a better position to explain to me your "mong like modus operandi" as regards this section and its activities!



Now last but not least, introductions are only necessary when dealing with fellow members of the human race! But judging by your logic as well as your approach to threads it is obvious that I'm dealing with a member of the simian family! Unfortunately for you its against the nigerian constitution for humans to introduce themselves to "apes" given the circumstances, so with all due respect, kindly introduce yourself to "my balls" instead! They actually contain the nutrients you require in order for you to begin to reason like "us" humans! Now kindly _fuck off and go choke on the pubic hairs of some gorilla, chimp, orangutan or one of the many creatures that you are more familiar with! Shalom slut!!!












*** calmly sips ice cold gulder while spitting on the stinking tramps skull***!!!
RomanceRe: 5 Ways Present Day Nigerian Ladies Hinder The Future Of Nigeria Guys. by TheNonce: 8:04pm On Mar 11, 2016
angry
LORDSAMURAI:
do u know estharfabian is my wife?
I send?
RomanceRe: 5 Ways Present Day Nigerian Ladies Hinder The Future Of Nigeria Guys. by TheNonce: 7:47pm On Mar 11, 2016
undecided
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


despite the ineffable daftness, irrationality and Utter dogshit displayed by "members of Your gender" today...I still believe there's Hope for Nigerian Guys.
So, I'm definitely sticking to Y'all! wink


#Team Smoking hawt, 6-pack'd, sizzling biceps and pink-lip'd Niggaz! Irrespective of where they come from! cheesy


Always easy to spot immature, daft, bitter sperm drinkers inna the area by their _retarded comments on nairaland!




Cc: lezz and sonofmark! Abeg who or wetin be dis?
RomanceRe: Una Welldone O! Why Is Romanceland Dry Today? by TheNonce: 7:33pm On Mar 11, 2016
undecided



Who is dis _sperm drinking mumu again abeg?
RomanceRe: Guys Are Loosers by TheNonce: 7:27pm On Mar 11, 2016
grin grin
Evathyst:
Now I see your own case of stvpidity is legendary. undecided undecided


Why on earth would I have to log out to search for the appropriate words to describe a motherfucker like you? huh huh If fo.ols like you don't come online, how will bad words be used? undecided


See, I'm a very busy person. ion have the time for any marauding, lick-spittle, rable-rousing and attention-seeking cipher. If you ever quote me again, I'll place an everlasting curse on your miserable life. Anuofia!


Did you just talk about svcking dick? You must be a first class who.re for saying that. If you think it's every lady that is morally bankrupt like you, you'd better trace your origin back to the monkeys. A bas.tard daughter of a thousand father!
Chai!!!




Diddydiva sorry oh! Lmfao!!!
PoliticsRe: Re: Tonyebarcanista Has Betrayed Yorubas For Apologising To Ndi-igbo by TheNonce: 5:48pm On Mar 11, 2016
huh


E be like say dis goat just finish learn how to create thread?
PoliticsRe: Anyaoku Rejects Ipob’s Appointment by TheNonce: 9:02pm On Mar 10, 2016
undecided
henry49:
baseless and misguided comments. So bad!!!
The way you reason makes me think your parents are siblings! Please go and make sure and stop embarrassing yourself with your ape like logic!


On 2nd thought, that might even be an insult to apes! My bad!
PoliticsRe: Anyaoku Rejects Ipob’s Appointment by TheNonce: 6:16pm On Mar 10, 2016
grin
mandax:
IPOB group that attracts tens of millions of people in the east you now call a gang for imbeciles, but you call Anyaoku a smart in the east;

who then reasons like from an imbbbecile gang- you or IPOB people?

Lol, whoever that doesn't play to prolong this one Nigeria you eat from like a parasite, you name the people imbrcilees, one Nigeria from where you get oil proceeds from the south but use the proceeds to build moodern development infrastructure first outside the areas you get the oil proceeds. Then make plans are on the pipeline promise for similar infrastructure in the east, that's all.

Your propagate falsehood that can deceive only an easterner who doesn't know his left from his right.
Ipob loving goat spotted! Get lost!
PoliticsRe: Court grants Badeh N2bn bail by TheNonce: 3:32pm On Mar 10, 2016
tongue

Chai! These conditions go pain the loot loving bastard no be small!

All hail the "Thief of defence staff"!!!
PoliticsRe: Uniting The Warring Nairaland PDP Family by TheNonce: 11:49am On Mar 10, 2016
grin
fulanimafia:
Correction. In the last 16 years of our failed democratic governance, southerners ruled for 14 years. You cannot demand accountability and good governance from jack-booted soldiers trained to kill and destroy - the same people that were the actors in our military regimes before 1999. Furthermore, the unitary system was promulgated by Ironsi, who is definitely not a northerner.

Now that that's cleared up, go your way Mr. Drugpusher as I have no time for petty regional and bigotry laced banter.

Swerve.
Chai!




Truckpuller sorry oh!!! lmfao!!!
PoliticsRe: Anyaoku Rejects Ipob’s Appointment by TheNonce:
grin

Another smart igbo man shows himself! No right thinking igbo person wants to be associated with this group of misguided, confused, _idiotic and treason loving bufoons!


Anyakou that is a seasoned diplomat? They think he has time to start engaging in banalities and smearing his hard earned reputation because of one waste of _sperm called kanu and his gang of ethnic _imbeciles?



Useless _morons!!!....................NEXT!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Need To Subscribe For My Bb Subscription by TheNonce: 4:39pm On Mar 09, 2016
grin
delectablegyal:
Who is generous enough to help. Pm me mtn 1000, dats all.
Go and join your sisters/brothers who are busy selling ass on wuse 2 junction in abuja anytime from 7pm! You would earn enough to susbscribe for the rest of the year!

Bloody Ape!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Tell Nigerians The Truth About James Ocholi Death by TheNonce: 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
undecided


Based on his demented logic, it is easy to see that this o.p is definitely a massive crack smoker! No wonder his family still denies his existence till this day!
PoliticsRe: See Letter Man Wrote 2 Neighbour Who Has Too Much Noisy Sex With Packs Of Condom by TheNonce: 3:31pm On Mar 09, 2016
undecided


How is the nonsense story "political"?








**shits on the o.p and the comment droppers empty skulls**
PoliticsRe: Why PMB Got It Wrong With James Ocholi' family "compensation" - CramJones by TheNonce: 10:34am On Mar 09, 2016
huh
Obipat:
Pmb is human being with animal brain. A typical almijiri, what do you expect? Did he go to school? Senile president
You write like a mong! Is your nickname "ebele" by any chance!
BusinessRe: Ireland Returns 5 Containers Of Beans Exported From Nigeria by TheNonce: 10:25am On Mar 09, 2016
tongue


No be small mess for go down for dublin be dat! But seriously, those "weevils" are a good source of protein na! Why dis irish homies dey dull? Anyway we can as well send back 5 containers of imported stout as e dey hot!!!
PoliticsRe: There Are No Political Killings In Rivers, Only Cult Clashes – Wike by TheNonce: 10:20am On Mar 09, 2016
undecided



Look at the sort of foolish statement this hopeless governor is making! As the chief security officer of the state are you supposed to even allow the so called cult groups any room to operate?

What are you doing to curb their menace? All this sleeping tout knows is how to blame, abuse and ascribe everything wrong in the state to the apc! Anyway the states people deserve the kind of leadership they got!


Twunts!!!
CrimeRe: Ese Abduction: Yunusa Remanded, Admits Impregnating Ese. by TheNonce: 10:08am On Mar 09, 2016
angry


This yinusa is a brain dead _idiot! But the ese girl sef is a bit _stupid so I guess they deserved each other!
PoliticsRe: Switzerland Gives Nigeria Conditions For Returning $321m Abacha Loot by TheNonce: 6:34am On Mar 09, 2016
huh



That abacha sef! The goat been sabi store yams oh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 6:23am On Mar 09, 2016
grin
afrodoc2:
Coogs was last seen on the day he was "invited" by the cops for some questioning. I have been trying to get in touch with Arif for some answers
Chai!
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Assembly Passes Bill On Master Plan Into Law by TheNonce: 11:05pm On Mar 08, 2016
cheesy


SUPERB LAW!



El "the django" rufai strikes again!
PoliticsRe: Why PMB Got It Wrong With James Ocholi' family "compensation" - CramJones by TheNonce:
angry


Na wa for naija oh? I drove down from abuja to kd this evening and noticed that "ferma" had blocked 1 lane after jere as per they were doing some work! Only for me to be returning to abuja this night and I saw some "beautiful multicoloured triple road lane lights" stretching for about 3km that illuminates the lane from a far distance for any drivers that are not blind or drunk to see clearly!



So I ask! Is it only when a minister "kicks the bucket" that such road safety innovations or measures are taken?




This eye service no get part 2 sha!

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