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Celebrities › Re: Olamide’s Son Batifeori Plays With His Yeezy Boost Sneakers (photos) by Theoflux(m): 9:49pm On Jun 16, 2016

youngaz:
Media don dey follow diz one since wen he dey inside im mama stomach........anyway celebrity father giv birth 2 a celebrity son *d hairstyle fit am sha*

Max! heeeeeye..! no go fall o.

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Is Ambassador For Olympic Milk by Theoflux(m): 9:45pm On Jun 16, 2016

Vessi:
These companies are trying to divide this band.

They understand that Peter is more talented with instruments and in looks and hence, more popular so they take on that advantage and give only him the contract.

Not cool if you ask me. Why give the contract to one of the two when you can give the duo the contract and tap into the fans of the DUO instead of ONE.

Hm... oga Piro, e just be as if u win one olympic gold medel.
I go try purchase one anytime fuel price come down.

Politics › Re: Nimbo Community Seeks N17bn Compensation Over Herdsmen Killings by Theoflux(m): 9:39pm On Jun 16, 2016

saintdennis:
Lmao

Hmm... dis Biafrans with money sef, na wa o! If na so Hausa-Fulani go demand for trillion of dollars, remember, boko-haram kills.
Ndigbo iresu gidibo; who be Ebira here??

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's Tribute To OJB Jezreel: Lived In My House For 2 Weeks by Theoflux(m): 9:32pm On Jun 16, 2016

BlissP:
Must she make it public

OJE><OJB, okay, I know where the muzik is coming from.

Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan And Banky W Kissing (photo) by Theoflux(m): 9:28pm On Jun 16, 2016

hibiscus76:
Celebrity gist is no longer news

Red hair vs Ball head=2-celebs; see Banky ogo.

Family › Re: When A Woman Doesn't Mind Sharing Her Husband With Other Girls by Theoflux(m): 9:24pm On Jun 16, 2016

bolt000:
Its Not Their Fault Na.. You Cant Cheat Nature.. So Just Let Nature Cheat You

May God touch them.

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe, Odunlade Adekola, Yul Edochie Storm Ikeja For Tecno Mobile by Theoflux(m): 9:19pm On Jun 16, 2016

njiasi30:
Yul,Yul and Odunlade dey can act. I luv watching dere movies, always interesting.

Yul and him chinko ekun babes@teckno miles' night... lol, see combination of art.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Photos By TY Bello. Looks Dapper In These Pictures by Theoflux(m): 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2016

crazymommy:
Baba sef show swag.....

GOD bless you sir.

#Ade'sSwag_if come across the A's-es or AS dont be suprise... baba handsome o, na God work.

Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay At University Of West Indies, To Deliver Lecture by Theoflux(m): 8:24pm On Jun 16, 2016

kimnicki:
who e EPP?

Jamica here we land. No go there go sing Jangilova o!

Sports › Re: Onazi Ogenyi Set For His Traditional Marriage by Theoflux(m): 8:16pm On Jun 16, 2016

dason4life:
The girl family don HAMMER!!!

Abeg make I add my own join the list

Congratulations. Just pack those oyinbo people make them come see wetin be wedding.

Crime › Re: Man, 33, Defiles 5-yr-old Girl; 4 Men Gang-rape 13-yr-old by Theoflux(m): 8:05pm On Jun 16, 2016

modelmike7:
When will the castration bill be passed into law?!

Wicked Biafrans@work... evil people in disguise.

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Travel › Re: I Need Help With Information About Moving To GHANA by Theoflux(m): 8:01pm On Jun 16, 2016

Venzal:
No sir. I am not moving out of Nigeria because of power supply. Things have become too unstable.

Thanks fir your input anyways.

If no be money yab man, Naija is the best despite the stroky power supply. Make money by God's grace and hustle here in Nigeria and you'll know the benefits beign a Nigerian and living in Nigeria is.
If I lie, ask Dangote and the rest. But I like your style sha, u no go die in silence; we no know broom wey dey kill fly.
I wish you all the best my guy. Consult elders(wise people) and a powerful man of God for more councelling.
Remember, "life na Pawpaw."

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Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks Finally Reveals His Girlfriend by Theoflux(m): 7:12pm On Jun 15, 2016

Abeg, who get Orazi's DOUBLE YOUR HUSTLE lyrics... Oya dance for me o, jo baby_ aye ko ni double Oya scatter body o, go crazy_ aye ko gbe meji Alaye double your hustle, no time for ngbatin ngbatin....... Shrrrt! I love this song.

Celebrities › Re: "Van Vicker Is Sleeping With Clarice Ford-Kulah My Wife" - Dr. Bartum Kulah by Theoflux(m): 7:00pm On Jun 15, 2016

Ghanians are not Nigerians. Vicker no fit try dis one to any Nigerian man wife...body go tell am b4 the end.
#VanFisher#FisherVan#VickerMamafucker_

NYSC › Re: Sokoto State Increases Allowance Of Corpers by Theoflux(m): 6:48pm On Jun 15, 2016

ME WEY DEY STUDY HISTORY NKOR?? TAMBUWAL, you mean you don't recognize us and that we are educational chaffs...hmm, N5,OOO. Make I no talk say na drugs go kill u.

Crime › Re: Awawa Cult Gang Members Arrested In Agege by Theoflux(m): 6:40pm On Jun 15, 2016

Make dem armputatd their right hands abeg and remove 6 of their front teeth each; 3 up and 3 down, from the front o!
Mtcheeew, nonsense individuals.

Crime › Re: 19 Persons Killed In Calabar Cult Violence by Theoflux(m): 6:28pm On Jun 15, 2016

pyyxxaro:
The fight according to reliable sources say the rivalry is for supremacy as to who controls ticketing for tricycles (keke) in major points in Calabar South.

INSTEAD MAKE I JOIN ALL THESE YEYE CONFRA

I GO JUST JOIN BOYS SCOUT

Crime › Re: 19 Persons Killed In Calabar Cult Violence by Theoflux(m): 6:27pm On Jun 15, 2016

Mafians go hunt you down my guys no guys no even need address... every single was a hit you think I was that nigga Kesh... ami jagaban, want a beef? oya carry go. "Ycee na mafian o." He's CAUSING TROUBLE in every adubo 8-)

Crime › Re: 11-yr-old Threatened To Report Me If I Didn’t Have Sex With Her —suspect (pic) by Theoflux(m): 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2016

Vomm:
EVen if na the girl toast U, baba u for no answer na judging from her age.
Some Men think with their manhood rather than their brain

Pikin wey go survive go survive even if trailer climb am. XI-yrs old, sex...!? hm, this world na pawpaw.

Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu Set To Dedicate His Son; Shares Photo by Theoflux(m): 9:32pm On Jun 12, 2016

cruzita:
e be like na IBU nose dey collect the whole air for this world

Mr. Ibu nose be like bee hive...nose wey be like library.

Family › Re: I Can’t Hold Back Sexual Urge Towards My Daughter – Widower Cries Out by Theoflux(m): 9:20pm On Jun 12, 2016

thorpido:
The devil knows how to use some men.Can't understand where this urge comes from.Why don't you marry if you feel lonely instead of having sexual urges towards your daughter.
The daughter should be separated from the father as the solution.

Erm...getting pregnant for your boyfriend is not your solution.When the boyfriend says he's not ready for a baby,then your life will be at a cross road.

The devil wey wear white jacket come sweet ur body, na him go still wear black jacket come arrest ur soul...lol. Oga from Kubwa time don reach.., haahahahaaa

Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Celebrates Her 31st Birthday Today, Shares Cool Photos by Theoflux(m): 9:07pm On Jun 12, 2016

TPAND:
Nigerian celebrities are really ugly.

HBD Halimatulahi. But me no know sai makeup dey bleach body!?

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Experience Better Times Soon – Lai Mohammed by Theoflux(m): 9:00pm On Jun 12, 2016

Destined2win:
Don't know if I am alone but I don't take anything from Lai serious

Nigeria will experience better times titi lai lai grin

Destined2win:
Don't know if I am alone but I don't take anything from Lai serious

Nigeria will experience better times titi lai lai

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Dancing At Noble Igwe's Wedding, Shows Off Backside by Theoflux(m): 8:47pm On Jun 12, 2016

doyinisaac:
Chai....The bakassi big pass federal government budget..

Dis one na bakassi penisula. Toke own na #oldbombom

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Germany Vs Ukraine: Euro 2016 (2 - 0) On 12th June 2016 by Theoflux(m): 8:41pm On Jun 12, 2016

gradeA:
All my predictions since Friday just dey enter.

but I don't bet.

Help me predict na, abeg... I want raba.

Politics › Re: Tompolo Still Hiding In Delta Creeks by Theoflux(m): 9:05pm On Jun 11, 2016

Theoflux:
Erriga fans dey here so? Una remember dis verse for one of him song which says: "from the str3t to the creek u too Tompolo..."
The aged-nigga[Milli.Tompolo] don leave str3t enter creek.

Politics › Re: Tompolo Still Hiding In Delta Creeks by Theoflux(m): 9:01pm On Jun 11, 2016

Erriga fans dey here so? Una remember dis verse for one of song which says: "from the str3t to the creek u too Tompolo..."
The aged-nigga don leave str3t enter creek.

Fashion › Re: When Padded Butt Goes Wrong (pics) by Theoflux(m): 8:48pm On Jun 11, 2016

She's trying to keep the ass real by getting it padded. Come o, wait, u sure sey no be minister of finance be dat... Na she sabi sha.

Celebrities › Re: I Won’t Allow My Daughter End Up As A ‘baby Mama Like Me – Waje by Theoflux(m): 6:56pm On Jun 08, 2016

Waje my felow Edolite, ur pikin fine o

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Ask Your Local Girlfriend To Prepare Pepper Soup For You ( Pics) by Theoflux(m): 6:48pm On Jun 08, 2016

Na village Igbo gurl fit do dis kighn thing

Politics › Re: Waku: "Drink Your Oil, We Would Eat Our Yams", Arewa Chieftain Tells Niger Delta by Theoflux(m): 8:30pm On Jun 06, 2016

I go chop yam oo... Oil we dey kill fish no be better oil.

Celebrities › Re: Terry G Slaps DJ During Performance In Lagos by Theoflux(m): 8:26pm On Jun 06, 2016

Terry G no first normal na... mad Idoma boy.

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