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A good lawyer will get him a comfortable sentence. Provocation is a valuable premise for his reckless action

You can't declare war against a nation under God! Nigeria should also thread with caution because our foreign policies have all been retrospectively checked recently. Visa ban was just a tip of the iceberg oooo.

Laudable nonsense...

I understand why the caged bird sings discordant tunes. It has not been fed with common sense!

[color=#990000][/color]This Don is DONE

Abeg any of these guruguru media dey show this trial live?

Comic tale. Just come out plain that you were just Aprilfooling niccur.

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

In Olamide's VOTS' voice, I ONLY LOOK UP TO GOD...

This looks like Agbowo republic

Mr(s) TiwaBliz in[/color] the dome I come from, respect begats respect. If your big headis deficient of that at this almost 40 stage of your life, I wonder why pop and mom paid to get you educated. [color=#770077]

This vertically challenged agent of Lucifer been bleeping up since FCT days. Thunder fire every agent of satanic indoctrination.

#Oluwani, baby become successful and shame that shallow-thinking mother of yours.

So, how does that facilitate the recovery of our girls. Nigerian politician been politicising issues since 1AD.

29901A6E

All these wannabe acts of follyhood people sha. Reality my foot.

Adebayor about to sign for star boy entertainment. #fact.

Hallelu

ochukofortune:
My very good childhood friend Ayo just called me that he missed a job interview that was scheduled for 9a.m on Friday because he didn't have light to press his clothes. I told him he should have given it to laundrymen but he said he got the invite Thursday afternoon and that his area has not seen light for over 2 weeks!

Has this happened to you before? Please share the electricity situation in your area...PHCN a disgrace to Nigeria and yet we keep paying bills

Which one be this na. Pls stop waisting my eye-time with this kind of dumb post.

Which kind rubbish topic be diz. The next dumb topic after this should be GMB on his gold plated water closet.#absolute tomfoolery.[color=#990000][/color]

Maybe they forgot the use of their party,s logo.

Paucity in the facilitation of objectivity in thought processing has conditioned us to be unabatedly gullible to the nefarious whims and sinister caprices of these aged minds. The youthful population which is the fabric and fundamental of any nation's development should endear the ability to think outside the box and refrain from judging book by its cover. Rome was not built in a day could be the alibi of some misguided ones but we haven't even acquired the landscape to build our desired Rome. Vote with your senses, conscience...

[quote author=KayceeClassic post=28704288]# EbonyiGuberResult
HIS EXCELLENCY, ENGR DAVE UMAHI, FNSE, CRUISES HOME
TO VICTORY AS THE PDP GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE FOR
EBONYI STATE
God has done it; His Excellency, Engr Dave Umahi (the man
the governor of Ebonyi State christened "the all-conquering
Dave Umahi", has emerged as the PDP gubernatorial
candidate for Ebonyi State, defeating all his opponents. It's
indeed a divine mandate.
Engr Dave scored 541 votes to defeat:
1. Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu (absent): 0 Vote
2. Senator Igwe Nwagu (present): 15 Votes
3. Dr. Paul Okorie (present): 9 Votes
4. Dr. Igwe Ajanwachuku (present): 1 Vote
5. Senator (Dr) Offia Nwali (present): 0 Vote
6. Chief Hyacinth Ikpor (present): 8 Votes
7. Hon. Michael U. Anoke (present): 0 Vote
It was such a peaceful, free and fair primary election
conducted by the PDP Guber Electoral Committee for Ebonyi
State made up of:
1. HE, Ayo Peter Fayose - Chairman
2. Barr. Chinenye Oji - Member
3. Hajiya Hauwa Kida - Member
4. PDP State Chairman - Member
5. Deimma Iyella - Member/Secretary
There was a full compliment of the Independent National
Electoral Commission with the physical presence of the INEC
Resident Electoral Commissioner for Ebonyi State, Mr.
Sylvester Ezeani, and his team to monitor the gubernatorial
primary
UttErly bizarre that an aspirant ended up with. 0000000000000,0000 vote. Him. No even vote for himselF