₦airaland Forum

If only the nomads would kill themselves alone, but killing southerners and christians is wat irks me.

I wake up in the morning, pray to God to make me an accomplished and fulfilled academic scholar, anoda man wakes , prays to his god, wipes his gun and unchastely snuffs life of people he can't create.

Hw did Naija get to this point?

Like my rich Dipsomaniac friends would say

" Na person wey no get money dey say beer and champagne dey bitter"


In Kanye West's words-----" and pray that all the PAIN b CHAMPAGne"

U begin to wonder the abysmal failure recorded in WAEC of recent. This particular set of secondary school students are too disillusioned and not focused.

U ask a secondary school student ---" What is ur sex"

Ans----- Two times daily.

Islam is at Loggerheads with other religions of the world, they should be more affable.

Currently, islamists and Buddists are killing each oda in Myammar, they are killing christians in Nigeria, sunnis and shias are eternally sworn enemies etc etc .It doesn't take one to b a rocket scientist to know there is sometin fundamentally wrong in Islam.

I wonder what they would b discussing.

E don tey o., my lachrymal glands don't work again sef.

When she dey chop dis Yoruba Mawu Mawu , who she tell? If she like make she burst. Fat Nigress.

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. ~Chinua Achebe

The perfidious ones are gloating while their fathers have achieved next to nothing and die unfulfilled

U are the most revered literary icon In Nigeria . RIP sir

RIP sir. The literary colossus.

Desola: sincerest condolences to the Igbos on this irreplaceable loss.

I commiserate with you all.

Sarcasm right. We know too well.

Okay, wetin make we come do now?

franchizy: Wen will NL be matured in comments. GEJ ve performed very well in terms of power generation. For example, in my state (Abia), GEJ collaborated wit our God sent Gov T. A. Orji and for the past 16 months we have 24hrs Electricity especially in Aba.

Hold ur Governors responsible if u don't ve steady Electricity and leave GEJ alone. Whether u all like it or not GEJ already won 2015 Election.

God Bless GEJ
God Bless T.A. Orji
God Bless PDP
God Bless Nigeria

Obvious sarcasm, I know u to b an Aboki. Except u migrated as an almajiri to Abia.

DMX----"Here we go again, same old shit dawg, just a different day
"

well, in Jigga's diss to Nas------ " We don't believe u, u need more people".

Unconfirmed news for Front page?

So that mendicant aboki still dey dat house since?

So this "ascaris" actually work? Kudos to them though d matter don tey small sha.

Well, Lagosians should just be careful, security in Nigeria is on an all-time low. Getting to lagos is pretty easy, they load themselves with their cattle as usual and cause mayhem. The FG condemns as usual as life goes on, the lives lost will b added to statistics. Everyone should be vigilant. Naija don turn Pakistan and Iraq codedly.

God help us all.

Raila Odinga was a very stubborn and recalcitrant virus that affected PC's back in my university days. Shocked to hear a Kenyan bears both names and is a presidential aspirant.

Almost like someone with names like "Autorun.INF".

But I don pay for permit na. E b like say boys no dey roger IGP well again.

Hmmmmm, very pathetic.

RIP, LIL angels.

ilugunboy: UNIMAID alumni ....we rock!!

U dey fail jamb tire abi? Upon all d schools for South West, egbon, abi olodo ni yin ni.

Youngest Multi-millionaire in town. Na u God bless pass this March o.


Wish them a beatific marriage

jentlsoul: Survivors u now have another opportunity of life so repent and do accept islam because is the only way to save u. God is one not 3 in 1 . Jesus is a great prophet of GOD like ADAM, JOCOB, MOSES and down to the last one MOHAMMED. AFTER HIM MOHAMMED no more PROPHET from GOD because the message had been completed by him.

U mean KIL-SLAM?

Gombs: ...It's been long overdue....oya MI, u berra strt ur own label fast!

He has one already. Loopy records I think.

RIP to the dead.

Ehijele na which people sef? Sounds like Akoko ondo or edo.

Tot Ileke-idi / Yoruba Omoge is agnostic/athiest, una fit send application sha.

And Callotti too, though she is married but I don't know athiests view on Polyandry.

Una fit try una luck sha.