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BeLookingIDIOT:
And it's people that like you f*cking nigga ?
How is a virus mutating now their fault

Yes, people like me.

Muslims are a big problem to the world, all they do is to cause problem anywhere they are found, bloody terrorist, bloody Mohamed and bloody Muslim like you.

Everyone should please take this serious and download the audio, this is not some fake WhatsApp audio.

I don't usually listen to audios like these from WhatsApp but the person that sent me is also a doctor and doesn't have time to forward irrelevant and fake WhatsApp messages.

This is not to scare anyone, but just to open people's eyes about what we might expect as a country due to this covid-19 pandemic.

here is the download link

https://anonfile.com/L8q3Gclboc/AUD-20200403-WA0004_mp3

I've never liked the Chinese, Muslims and Indian people.
They all look weird to me, like some sort of plague or curse to the world.

she looks malnourished, she is obviously hungry .
hope she gets the help she needs.

He is only saying the obvious, everyone knows what is happening in Nigeria.
we need a solution not someone pointing out the problems which is already obvious to everyone.
I say the solution is to divide this country into as many parts as possible so each of us can start afresh and choose a good leader and create a better society from the scratch.
We can archive this by rebelling against the government, yes, you heard me.
The problem is that most Nigerians are cowards, they are scared, they are not ready to die for a better tomorrow.

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Olalekank:
Look for sure 2 odds and place the 5m on it
You'd come out with 10m and you can move to any country you like

On a more serious note
You could give the UK a shot. There's a thread for that on nairaland. IF you have money, I would say the visa is relatively easier to get than that of the US

Although the 5m might not be sufficient, you can maybe try to land a scholarship or look for more funds to support your aspirations.

UK MIGHT be a safe bet because of the programs being established to attract immigrants. Cyber security is on the list of jobs where people are needed in the UK. You could consider Cyber Security or a tech inclined course


Good luck

How about courses like Data science or engineering.
What immigration laws are you talking about.

Kekereekun123:
https://www.nairaland.com/5233221/canadian-student-visa-thread-part/575 join. 5m is too small. Get more. The least of your worries is job after school. Its about getting the student visa and proving to the officer. What he wants to see. The rejection rate for nigerians is over 80%. So e no easy

Hmmm, very discouraging, any other country suggestions?

Kekereekun123:
what do you currently do When did you graduate How much do you or your sponsor have What string ties do you have in nigeria(job, business, prospects).

Just finished my nysc,
5million naira, that's what I can afford
no job experience and no ties to my country, although I won't tell the visa officer about that.

CokeBar:
Lmao... be nice na

Ozuor

I know I'm suppose to convince the visa officer that I'm going to come back, I'm not as inexperience as he assumed.
but I'm not here to talk about getting a visa, I just need suggestions on schools and courses I could do in any particular country and get a job after my master's program.
Don't even care about any rude or nice comment, this is a faceless forum, I just need information and that's it.

Kekereekun123:
u definitely are a learner. You dont know what course to study den ur not ready. Ur even supposed to prove to the Visa officer u intend to come back after studies for them to even grant u. Ozour

Yes I am, any advice on how I can change that?
I just want to leave this shit hole

Hello all, I have a degree in mechanical and production engineering and I want to do my master abroad but I'm confused on what course to study, I need a suggestion of a course with a high employment rate in a particular country as I have the intention of getting a job and residing in whatever country I'll be studying after my master's program.
Attaching a school that offers the suggest course will be very much appreciated too. Tnks

my budget is about 5million naira

saxy4c:
Don't give the wrong education Sir.
There are Scalpers
Day traders
Swing traders and position traders.
All are profitable forms of trading if you figure out which one suits you and stick with it.
There are scalpers that have milked the market for.years and same as swing traders.
I'm an intraday trader and its worked for me since 2016.
Same way as maybe your swing trading has worked for you. Find your edge and stick with it.

The percentage of scalpers succeeding in Forex are very few, almost insignificant, it's more easier to be a swing trader, that's my point Mr man.

I've been trading Forex since 2017, a word of advice for you. Your trading style should only be Swing trading, and let your analysis be on the larger time frame, like the Weekly and monthly, you can use daily charts to get an entry. If you are not a swing trader, then you are just wasting your time. Day trading is complete rubbish, It's like trading the noise, it's like gambling. Take this advice and save yourself the stress of discovering this for yourself, it took me years to figure this out.
Experience is very important, if you can practice swing trading, you'll become successful in a short period of time.

Less is more in Forex, swing traders don't trade that much, but the profit they get per trade is usually high.

It might take you years to believe what I'm telling you now. As difficult as it may be, believe it and work with it.

Why did they arrest the prostitute? they should free her jor, did she kill the man?
Nigerian police sef, if you and person de house and the person die, them go say na you kill the person.
Nigerian police don't know anything about investigation, they are very quick to arrest innocent people.

travelland:
Orobo

Shut up and stop mocking them, being fat is not about eating too much, in most cases it's hereditary.

Chinese people go still eat am, those people eat anything.

What do you mean by tacha's attention, who be tacha when people go need her attention.
Abeg shift.

Very good

came here to insult the OP. but unfortunately, he was only quoting someone else.

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MrBONE2:
Here is Da remaining Gists from Da Oups Blog obellow


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Nairalanders nor get joy I swear, anytime I enter this forum I must laugh.

Op sorry eh, keep trying, to make money nor easy.

ubunja:
Everytime I see this bum bum I wanna vomit. I'm sorry.

Bro, that thing right there is not disgusting, I can't even start to process how you'll look at that wonderful shape and call it disgusting.
After reading your comment, I scrolled up back to her pictures to see if I'll feel like vomiting, it didn't work, I tried to see it as disgusting but instead my body started reacting, I had to quickly scroll down. That thing is the opposite of disgusting, it's very very very very very enticing, it's one of the best things in life.

Amotekun777:
You wonder why the mentality and IQ of an average typical Igbo is one of the poorest in the world. This is why. The same way they claimed to be Jews.

And you wonder why their women find Yoruba guys way more attractive and prefer to marry them than thier fellow primitive Igbos.

I never realized 'Igbotic' is a term among Igbo pple till recently. Go and find the meaning and lemme know.

Igbo girls prefer Yoruba guys?
What is this one even saying
As for women, Igbo women are the most beautiful set of women in Nigeria.
While their men are just average abeg.

Yeeeeeh, try not to miss this program.
If you attend it once, them no go tell you to come again.

Really love Salvation ministries, God is really doing wonders through his servant David Ibiyeomie.

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bummyla:
Hello My Good Friend! Ask your ENT doctor, if your are qualified for BAWO surgery, if you still having Chronic Rhinosinusitis You can google it up!

Had mine in year 2000. Since then it is history! Had another in 2017 when I had tonsillectomy. Its a simple surgery where they chip off some of your nasal bones to widen it, the holes in your nose are small that's why they easily block and leads to constant dripping from the nose.


let me know what your doctor thinks! Bye

I know about Bawo and I've done that already.

bummyla:
Cyber Goliath!

Lol, cyber Goliath? Really?
You don run out of words sotay you don de give me compliment.
This man, you dumb true true nor be insult, you don prove am say you nor fit think.

bummyla:
Cyber Monkey

Bloddy blogger, nor go find something meaningful to do with your life, de find quick money by posting useless and lie lie post on nairaland, trying to tap from Segun's traffic by posting rubbish.
You are obviously not married.

bummyla:
May GOD Forgive You Oga Cyber Gorilla! Be Gainfully Employed This Year! The Hate In You Is Holding You Prisoner!

Na blogger you be sef
See blogger de talk about employment,
I talk am say you never marry, a married man can't be behaving like this.

bummyla:
May GOD Forgive You Oga Cyber Gorilla! Be Gainfully Employed This Year! The Hate In You Is Holding You Prisoner!

Who read your "Father today establish the works of my hands" topic go feel say you be better Christian.
You don't even behave like a married man, you're behaving like a jambite, a teenager who just got access to the internet.
If you like, keep allowing your wife to sing sorrowful songs, that is if you are even married.