₦airaland Forum

" Proof of links with Nigeria (eg, Job letter, proof of business or assets, etc.)"

What is that one?
so who nor get job of business or assets nor fit travel to Canada again ni.
What of those that are going for masters or undergraduate program.
They are just looking for people who are willing to come back to Nigeria.

Bbbwings:
Lord when will ladies be fighting over me Hear my prayers o lord

You obviously don't have money yet, otherwise they would have

chigoziri2403:
You will never appreciate this kind of miracle till you ask papa bimbo who has not gotten a morning wood for the past 3 years

in your final moments, when you are about to die, with great uncertainty about the after life and where you are going next, you'll call into God.
I pray you get the chance.
Can you proof that there is no God?

you don't know how you got here

you don't even know and can't control your future.

You are just here ranting, what if truly there is a God up there after all, and you've spent most of your life insulting and mocking him.

De there de form James bond.

superlanny:
Why should they leave south east alone, the number of criminal element are at an alarming rate in that region, combined with the terrorist group(ipob) , who are good at chest beating and wailing like a baby they snatched biscuit from, dem no born anybody well to say buratai and his boys cannot go to any region to dance in the name of lalasticlala's brethren(python). Sebi una no wan get sense, by the time the python will finish dancing, even vector the viper will cry for you.
NB: my post is for ipob, who I consider as terrorist and not nigerians, so let the mods be guided and let me express my freedom of speech and be patriotic to my dear country Nigeria.

Ipob is now a terrorist group abi?

what about Boko haram?

what about Fulani herdsmen?

Those ones are not terrorist groups abi?

Between Ipob, Boko haram and Fulani herdsmen who do you think is more dangerous?

Why your oga Buhari nor do operate python dance for Boko haram and Fulani herdsmen?

How many times have you heard about a killing carried out by an ipob member?

Do you even know the meaning of a terrorist group?

Expressing your freedom of speech indeed, you sound like a complete Illiterate.

You've spoken like a true tribalist,

You've spoken like a real black man,

This is why Nigeria can't move forward, even though you know the truth, you choose to say something different because you hate the Igbos.

I'm from Delta by the way.

Thief

If you expect them to comment, you are just wasting your time.
Our girls are not open to sexual conversation at all, they are shy and pretenders.
They rather keep quiet and stay on the sidelines, meanwhile, their minds are as dirty as dirt.

Is that how you plan on making money in the music industry? too bad man.
This is Nigeria, you can bend the law if you have money, so you can't get whatever justice you deserve.

landmark86:
Many Nairalanders will always pretend never to watch the show. Calling it all sorts of names

It's not pretending bro, some of us are really against the show.
As I de now sef, I nor even de get time for ball not to talk of BBN.

For Nigeria when work nor de, who nor come get ID card unkor.

Fake

Nairaland, Una don start,

so what if they are working out together in the gym?
What are we suppose to do with that knowledge? huh?

there are millions of people on planet earth currently working out together.

next thing is, Tacha wore a red pant today or Seyi shaved his beard this afternoon.
Like seriously?
Who gives a f**k?

It's enough with the big brother news, they are very irrelevant.

And her dream came to pass

selemempe:
no single ijaw or ibibios too...so let us not just insult the north here

Igbo and yorubas always lead in human capital...

Hausa, Yoruba and Igbo are the three major ethnic group.
These three groups have the largest population in Nigeria, so there should be at least one of them each on that list.
Compared to other minior groups, plus, the whites payed attention more to the three major ethnic groups. In terms of education and the likes, so don't be surprised if you couldn't find any minor group on that list.
But the Hausas, meeeeen those people are unbelievable.

No single Hausa/Fulani man.
Buhari and his people are just a liability to this country, they are fucking leaches.
Contributing nothing to the Nigerian economic, they can't even do entertainment, the only thing they are good at is the killing of non Muslims and rigging of elections.

it's too bad that the dumbest set of people in Nigeria are the ones ruling.

Oju4190:
bro.... bb channel is not national TV. NTa is a national Tv, u can watch it.

Whatever, it's on Dstv Africa, so what do you call it then?
Continental TV or what

Ashawo,
Ashawo,
Ashawo,

Morality no longer exist in this country, and you you ask em big brother housemates, they will tell you that they are Christians.
Christian for mouth.

Could have said lord have Mercy,
but it seems like the devil already have Mercy.

Don't these people even feel guilty that they are committing formication?
I just wonder the kind of mind some people get.

Having sex on national TV, leading your viewers to sin.

pocohantas:
What Nigerians call smartness, would most times turn out to be total disresgard for the next person, basic etiquette, moral values, laws or rules and regulations.

A Nigerian will drive one way, get to the front- return to the correct lane and feel like a sharp guy.

A Nigerian will jump the queue, luckily they get attended to by whoever after dropping N200. They come back to you that is standing on the queue like a sane human being and tell you that you are not STREET SMART. So, you fit sleep here today o...Truly you might sleep there.


Na this kind smartness we dey exhibit most times. Majority of us are guilty of one or more. Not our fault sha, it is the kind of smartness you need to survive in a third world country, where everything-including the government is working against you.

The people that are BOOK SMART (we call them efiko and even demonise them), we stereotype them as clumsy and timid- NOT STREET SMART. The ones going about their businesses jejely are not left out from the above stereotype.

That is why when we go to countries where normal humans are, we complain it is slow, boring...etc. We have to relearn to live, because we have only been existing/surviving in the jungle we hopped on the plane from.

You are soooooo correct.
100% correct.
You've just spoken my mind, accurately.

hustleranthem:
this guy sha, I just dey read ur posts since. So for your mind, you feel say Niger deltans go support Biafra? I laugh u in Swahili. Guy, you are just being delusional because you've not had interactions with Niger deltans on this Biafra topic. No one and I repeat no one is ready to follow Biafra because Niger delta has its own seccession agenda which is Niger delta republic.

Wait o, u dey feel say na only Biafra won secced abi. Everybody dey fight for their own agenda for the country. So no dey forcefully add other ethnic groups to your agenda. Until everyone comes into an agreement, what you posted is still an assumption.

It'll be almost impossible for Niger Delta to break out from Nigeria on her own, that's a fact.
Our population is to small, and we are too divided to come together, we have too many tribes, too many, with different languages.

Ekpeitit:
The truth is bitter but I will tell you anyway.
We trust Hausa people more than Igbos.
Relationships are built on trust and you can't build a relationship with any other tribe because they don't trust you.
It's sad but it's true.
I prefer to deal with Hausa people than Igbo people because we all know Igbo people are worse,Hausas are more honest.
That's why an Igbo man can never and will never be president of Nigeria.

Yes Hausa people are more Honest, and the Igbos are very dubious and conning, that's a fact.
but I tell you, we are still better off with the Igbos, there is a way the Hausas think, most of them are dumb illiterates, not to talk of the fact that they are Muslims, they will Islamize the South South if we join them. If the Igbos leave, the population of Christians in Nigeria will decrease greatly.

In the North, they don't know the difference between South South and Igbo, to them, if you are not Yoruba or Hausa, then you are Igbo, and when the crisis starts, the attack anyone who is not Yoruba Muslim or Hausa.

Not to talk of the fact that the Hausas have no regard for life.
I agree they have honesty, but their negative part outways their positive part.

A man who values life is better than a dishonest man.

Ekpeitit:
It's funny how you guys keep saying people claiming to be from South South ,what makes you think that there are no Niger Delta people on Nairaland?
The Niger Delta people know very well that Igbos should never be trusted and will never go with your Biafra, we also know that if you were not landlocked and we did not have oil Igbo people would never have invited us into their so called Biafra.
Let me ask you something, let's say Akwa Ibom State where I come from decide to join your useless Biafra, what will we gain from that?
What do the Igbos bring to the table,we have oil,what do you have?
You have nothing but the dream to use our oil to develop your Igbo communities.
We don't need you,you need us.
Please form your Igbo Biafra and leave us out of your nonsense.
Ndisime ndito uneghe.
I must emphasize that I am Ibibio not Yoruba.

You're correct, the Igbos will just end up using the oil in South South to develop their lands. I don't trust them too, but, the question now is, where do we go from here, cus the Hausas are already using our oil to develop their lands. The Hausas are already doing the things you complained about to us.

But I tell you, it's still better for the South South to side with the Igbos, we have much in common compared to the Hausas, we are all Christians.
Most of us are educated and reasonable compared to the Hausas who are mostly illiterates.
The Yorubas are okay, but about 50% of them are Muslim and will support the Hausas tomorrow in Islamizing Nigeria, plus they are very discriminative when it comes to tribe.
I got to know much about them during my NYSC.

Now my point is that, the South South are surrounded by people who just want to use us.
but we should go with the one with a lesser treath.

I'm from Delta State by the way

v

Without connection, all those things you wrote up there are rubbish.
Mr man, this is Nigeria, not Canada.
Stop believing in fairy tales.

Imagine this fool, always blaming the masses for his incompitence. He should serve his 4years and leave there Jare, so that Nigeria can move forward.
Old clueless and lifeless fool.
God will definitely punish you for all the pain and suffering you've caused people. Devil.

bolinjkezzy:
I did too, I studied civil engineering. What did you study?

Mechanical and production engineering

Jhaytee4all:
get99.com... you have to download their app too
just create your CV. thank me later

Tnks

Nigga when nor de ever close mouth.

bolinjkezzy:
Can I also chat you privately on Whatsapp too sir, am passing out (NYSC) next week .

Batch C, how far bro.
I think about Life after service alot, especially after reading some depressing stories of some graduates here in Nigeria.
I tried my best to get a 2.1 degree in Engineering so that I can get a good life for myself, I just hope things work out well for me immediately after my service, cus the kind of stories I read here on nairaland eh.
Our youths really need to step up and fix this country, cus those old men in power are just trying to make life difficult for everyone while they enrich themselves and their families.

BuhariAdvocate:
this is how scammers talk op take the early warning.

Lol, he might not be a scammer, no one really knows.
I I'll still give it a try, with caution though.
Help can come from unexpected places

Barbiedoll1:
@OP You could subscribe to My job Mag.
All the best

Done, thanks.

Hello y'all I'll soon be done with my NYSC, can you guys please suggest a website where I can see available jobs online.

Genuine websites please, not those ones with fake jobs.

Thanks.

subtlemee:
Is it only peeling? Damaged epithelial skin tissue plus body odour ...i just wonder why they take pleasure in it

Really like your smile, you're beautiful.
iz like I will save your picture on my phone.