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dos anyone here kno what Gongo Aso Means?

Simply means ''something is going to happen'', ''something that has never happened before''
Savvy?

Who cares!

I do. . . . .
Even more than Nigeria's politics!

Wow!!!!

not only are u crazy but stupid, plz move on and stop ventin in nl,what fits u is iron hand ,d one that would pound your face and give u the pounded yam u always wanted. if u're sufferin from attention deficit disorder, take your medication and stay in isolation YOU BITCH!!!

Poster. .
Some babes are jerks too ^{(e.g: your humble self)}. . . . even more than them guys. . .

Owl!. .

westernized babes, are too difficult to handle all the time.

^*sighs* Not only u, its even worse back home but at least they are manageable . . .

na them dey like put innit before and after every sentence. 'yeah bruv' and 'yeah man' every thing they say.

U didnt include ''Sup hommie''
Those Yankee wannabees naija chicks with their gimmicks
Dem go wan speak like english people. . .Na so so saliva go dey comot from them mouth!

As for me and my house,we shall remain right here.!!!!

Right!!. . . . .

Hmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnn!!!

Poster

Though its g.onna be a very long walk. . . .
Wish u good luck man. . .

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Lol. . . .

My initial post wasn't in anyway a harangue sentence. .
just a mere observation that not ''every'' guys go bald. . . which is true

What else did i post to warrant that kind of invective. . . .

Henceforth. . . he/she's now under my surveillance. . .

The only thing that saved you today from getting entangled into my hostility jet was the fact that my ID wasn't mentioned in your post!. . .
Otherwise it would have been a different story!!!. . . . . . . . . . .

Spew further fuckries for all i care but just make sure u don't in any way include my USER ID into it. .
Else i'll make it so difficult for u to even think of logging into the forum!! . . . . . . .

You know yourself. . . . . . . . .

oh ok, am jealous. . .but do remind me. what am i suppose to be jealous of?

Its simple!
because u can't speak Your own language better than someone lyk moi. . .
And all u stay doing is to dispute the fact!. . . .

Hausa ko. . . . . . Igbokwenu ni. . . . . .

jealous a$$ . . . . . . .keep deceiving urself oooo i hear u. . .

Instead of you to stop concealing ur inability to speak yoruba fluently. . . .
U r here fronting like u truly know how to speak!!

So embarrassing, a whole born & bred, bona-fide yoruba girl. . .
Who couldn't speak an ounce of her language. . .a big shame on you and reloaded . .
All ya tongue are twisted with yankee accent. . hence your handicapped yoruba language construction
Oww. . .o ti doju timi. .

uh oh!

I was about to say the same thing . . . . .keep deceiving yourself. . . . . .fluent ko bird flu ni . . .
Her yoruba is a huge turn off!. . . u would want to smack your head against the wall at the sound of her Yorubish!!

Popcorn with what!?

The ''No comment'' part has been removed. . .

Truth is bitter, i know that fo' sure. . . .

true talk especially the black ones

Especially them naija ladies. . . . too much hoppin' and puffin' too damn complex!
Today this. .tomorrow that!. . .from your proposal is not romantic to. . You r beating around the bush!. . . .

When you answer why the typical black man is lazy

*modfd*. . .prolly those u'v been chilling with are hell of a lazy peepz. . .

The word ''hustling'' was invented by them blacks!. .
I was watching a music video smtimes back and i saw a white boy claiming to be a ''hustler''
because he went through sum little unfavourable past and i laughed, he should go down to lagos and see the classic definition of ''hustling''
The city where 1-0-0 or 1-0-1 meal style is common. . . . .forget about the word ''balance diet'' some of 'em don't know what it means. .
All they do is to work & work for the little $ they get daily. . . . . . . .

Bottomline. . .Get your facts right! Black men aint lazy. . .
You need proves? u can holla @ me. . . . . .savvy?

Why Do Guys Go Bald
Another Bullsh!t generalization thread. . . . .

Poster
Not all guys. . .u hear?

women make or mar men.
treat them anyhow,see your life go anyhow,somehow.
treat them well,forward ever,backward never.
sisters,wives,GFs,,mothers,aunts,daughters all make/mar a man !

Shitzo!!!!

Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman

No Nah!!. . .this is untrue. . .just like a fallacy!!

Behind Every Poor Man Is A Woman

True. . . perhaps, he might have been milked by the so-called woman!. . .

My pips, I hail o. The kain thing wey I dey see for yankee dey discourage me about women: No morals,no sabi cook. Infact, girls no dey see sex as a taboo.

Abeg, I need to hook up with true born Naija chic wey de yankee,possibly my area,wey sabi cook egusi soup as well as ofe nsala.
I don tire for Yankee born-chic

The only place u fit get this kain girl na una village for that una mud huts. .
Girls no dey again. . .na pancake full town now. .

Oh sorry, my mistake. I forgot you were Togolese!

what!!!!. . . . togolese ko. . .taliban ni. . .

yaaaaaaa

Whats with this ''yaaaaa'' now? are u souljagirl?

ki lo so?

yaaaaaaa kwezuonu ko. . .yaaaaa kanu nwakwo ni

I'm not doing that because i knew u will!! show up. . . .
Besides. . .Im not even yoruba nor hausa. . .
So be it Igbo kwena or whateva Im still g.onna show up. .
Hate it or love it. . . . . .

ermmmmmmmmmmm!. . . . . . .
More than that!!. . . .

well I am a kissing judge and you all(the Naija males) fail.

Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!. .

True True. . .Naija girls cant kiss. . .
The last Kiss i had with a naija girl was terrible. . .all of them except ermmm. . . . . . . . . . .
They were just bitting my lips as if they were eating cow meats!

Some would be making noise like ninjas fighting with sword by smashing their teeth with yours. . .
Some would just stand there. . .mouth open and stagnant!. . and they would want you to be doing everything all alone. . . .
As if you are naturally bestowed with the gift of kissing . . . .

Some would suck the living daylight out of your lips as if their live depends on it. . leaving your lips pilled and dry at the end of the show!!

Need i say more?

got a problem with that?

Most Definitely!!. . . . . . .
And a Resounding & Annoying Yes!!!

waeva. . . . . .

Yes it is possible to love-vendor your car like this in Nigeria i believe. . .it depends on your wallet ringtone (it would cost i mean). .
This type of car is not a good idea to use in a country like Nigeria. . . . . . (Too low,just a few inches off the ground) but except that, U are good to go!