₦airaland Forum

Opppsss another one of them yeye guys
Man of integrity ko. . . .man of Localcrity ni

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I program . . . .
I got thousands of MP3 and videos on it. . . .
I do almost 90% of my studying on it. . . .so convenient. . . .no more paper,books and sh!tzos
Game. . . i got lots of em. . .metar gear,Grand theft e.t.c

Of course to browse. . . . .
And lots of applications on it . . . .

Few hundreds of $

Hissssssssssss!!!!!
Divine Inspiration ko. . . . . Divine Constipation ni. . . .

Sly, jealous of what, your ugliness?

''even though. . . .if monkey no fine. . . .him mama still love am. . .'''

But hey! may i inquire as to where u got ur assumption that im ugly from?

Stillwater!!

As if you guys are fine. *hisses*

^{*Coughs & Kisses teeth*} _{*snifs. . Snifs*} did i perceive a jealous lady here?

@sly. . who be that one?

U know urself. . . . .

The only nairaland babe(She knows herself so name undisclosed.Active poster)i went to see was an apology.My friend and I went there and on seeing this girl we almost ran because of her ojuju looks.Anyway,we lied that we had to go and change our tyre and would be right back.ZOOOOOOOM we went.
Ever since then ive not made any other attempt to meet any other nairaland babe.I get the impression that all nairaland girls are ugly especially since all the fine girls i know are not on Nairaland

https://www.forexfactory.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif GonGO so. . . akutupu wu!!! eni ti o fi oju ana woku. . . ebora a bo lasho!!!, . . https://www.forexfactory.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . . Lol. . . .ski. . .

It was really a complete farce!!!. . . . .

Anybody that finds true love anywhere even the man is from Burkina Faso,marry him!

Abi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A product of a diff/mixed race/tribe here. . . . . . not even igbo/yoruba so u know what that means and i must confess its fantastic. . .
Pretty kids et all. . . .


Poster
There is nothing wrong with it as much as u both r in love
Ima say ''Go getta'' . . . . . . The world is changing with an unprecedented rate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . . . . . . . . .Best of luck ma friend. . . . .

Now u talking. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I say test am before marriage, this no be the Stoneage era. Besides these days man/woman must make sure na de the REAL woman/man im de marry, de woman/man can turn out to be a transsexual.

Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Couldn't believe that this is emanating from a female. . .

All y'all 'holier than thou'' males in here spewing garlics should see this!!!!!!

But seriously if una manage 2 dey in love before u discover that,That 1 na small problem,some chemicals can tighten d place n una go begin enjoy again now

Akue. . .western world don skatta ya big head

Na who u wan give ''tokunbo chick'' lai lai no be me. . . . .
Even if she's not ''brand chassis new. . .at least it has to be the size of my kini
Not extra large like a bore hole. . .neither would it be sum kin.da artificial kini. . .

Post is old peepz. . . . .
Don't stress yaself

It is totally bad or wrong to have a canal knowledge of a girl before marriage all in the name of testing. Sex should commence after the wedding and urge every girl to say no to a guy for it till the guy have done the proper thing by taking her to the altar. Sex is worth waiting as there is no hurry in life.

What a loads of drivels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Complete bullsh!T!!!

why do u think it is only men who do the testing? r u saying women don't test drive what they interested in?

Pls ask 'em. . . . .

As for me. . . . .I must go down b4 thinking about marriage. . . do u really know what ''marriage'' means?
Means u both would be together for ''who knows when''

I won't call it ''testing'' nor ''sampling'' but its cool at least to know how fantastic who u r about to spend the rest. . . . . . .
Of your life with. . . .
. . . .I wouldn't want a situation where by i would be thinking of someone's chastity and at the end of the day. . .
. . .To discovered that its like putting a finger inside bucket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uk schooling of course. They have schools actually located in safe buildings and the teachers are educated to teach and are paid. So it is only left for the children to learn. In Nigeria, it is the other way round!

The level of educational opportunities in both countries show the status of the countries respectively in the world. You do not need to look far to compare both and come up with a speedy conclusion. World Bank does not utilize the concept of "African Values". . . .go figure!

Thumbs up. . . . . . .always makes sense to me. . .

Sly and tommy, kindly move away

Is that a threat? move ko. . . come ni. . .

aba wetin naaa? who evn tell u say na bayelsa i dey, c u

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i'm sorry, but you are coming off like a spoilt chick who has no idea about the value of money.

Gbam!!!!. . . . . . .

what!!! wetin u dey do 4 bagdad, abi na naija u dey

na ur village for bayelsa i dey. . . . .

Lo. . . . .l

almondjoy:
Back to sender. . . . suicide bomber! Back to sender I say!

Trust me. . . i am not ''bombing'' you. . . . just wanna holla because its conspicuous that u r the Nairaland female heavyweight champion. . . . . . . . . . . . savvy?

i have spoken to soooo many, made friends with sooo many, had crush on soooo many, admired soooooooo many and blocked soooooo many from my messenger list

U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. . . .first on the list!!

But i am hoping to see. . . . . .

2: David. . . so we can talk on how to establish our own church!. . .
3: Aloib. . . we got sum scores to settle. . .
4:Toyin. . .Just to smack tha taste out of her mouth and walk away. . .
5:Tommy tha punk. . . still beefin u though. . . .
6:Almond. . . . . . (reason withheld)
7:TobaOpaleye Kolawole Bolagade 417!!. . . tbk417
8:Efuah!. . . .Just to drop sum sweets and biscuits for her lil soldier. . .nothin more, nothin less. . . .




Need i say more. . .

Doesn't love n trust work hand in hand?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the weight. . .sey if we measure?

674875 LBS

efuah:
This secret na huge one. . . oya, efflybody, log out!

Very very huge!!. . . .

Wa sehre padi mi. . . . . . . . . .
No stress. . . .