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oyb:
my sentiments exactly. unless you insure it against theft, a laptop s a bad idea - unless you have very very good security.

Ha ha ha!!
What im i gonna do with a PC?
Laptop is a very good idea. . .infact its the best thing a student should have . .
who's Hijacking it when u r not using it in oshodi market or ajegunle
. . .you can get a carry case for it. . .with that you are good to go. . .
Sometimes i take me LP to library. . .would it be easy if i am using a PC?

Laptop is the best choice for a student.

Cadet:
That is just plain gross! Dude, that's not cute

Like i have said earlier!. . .

The Sly:
So many women are jealous of them. . . . . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Thats just eww man. . .dudes with long nails [/color]

Nahhhh it aint what u think. . .
Trust me u gon like it of u see them . . . . .straight . . .clean. . .transparent. . .

Urh!!!!!

I like Ma nails. . . .So long. . . . about 3.9Cm
I lost one recently though. . . was playing some Kinda rough game with a friend. .
Most peepz finds it hard to believe that they are natural. . . some used to think that its a fixed fake nail. . . i love it like that
So many women are jealous of them. . . . . .

Mr Sly, have u resorted to this? trying all your best to steal my yummy, honey coated, sweetiepie
It's simple, your game's weak, mine's fly. . .take notes bruv

Thank God i still have access to her room . . .all i need to do is to get a MAGUN and u r done for.

LadyT:

Recycled loff lines abi SLY?

^{*raises eyebrow*} Is my food ready yet!

Used that same line on LadyT. . . . .

It doesnt marra. . . .thats why we have REMIXES in the music industry. . . .
What marra most is what i am trying to pass across. . . .my birdie!!!

ibkaye:
D-R-E-A-M-E-R

@J-girl
hit on me ke? Sly would never do such a thing

Yeah i would never do that because i dont do young apples. . . .I do BIG PAWPAWS which u aint!
Tik Tik!!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131624.msg2222912#msg2222912 date=1209932496]. I didn't kiss you anything. I thought eldee wanted me. . . [/quote]Eldee didnt want you!. . . . . . . . . . i just dont want ur trendy heart to be jilted again . . . . .
I can still change the hand of time and turn things around for good baby!
In life we have so many ups and downs . . . . . Pls believe that and put the past away and lets face the future. . . .
I love you and will forever do.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131624.msg2222900#msg2222900 date=1209932268]Sly will always be close to my heart - he knows that. But I can't be with him, he's not faithful at all.
Don't call me a burd!!!!!!
Go and get your work done.[/quote]Ima see u later my sweet burdie!!

You should know that the arrow of your love is in the depth of my heart. . . .i cant do without you
Ima be back home in sum min to get things JIGI with you. . . . . . . .Love u always my sweet Birdie!

ibkaye:
@J-girl
you Sly and Eldee? Woa, girl slow your roll

Thang is. . . .Eldee aint even interested in her. . . i wonder why she;s forcing herself on her dammit!
But i know she's Joking sha. . . . .I still got kissed by her recently. . . .dont let her deceive you oo jare!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131624.msg2222879#msg2222879 date=1209931963]Ibk - lai lai.
Me and Eldee [/quote]GonGo Aso. . . .Kutupu Ahu!!!!!!!!!!!
Eni fi oju ana wo oku. . . . Ebora a bo laso!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131624.msg2222872#msg2222872 date=1209931801]You people will not kill me before my time. LMAO - Sly is no longer just a resident ashawo, he's also our resident babalawo - I just knew that boy is gifted.

Where's my darling? Now i'm back for him .[/quote]Hey sweet burd!!! i was just about to go n get sum work done to me hair when u saw ur reply!
Love u always. . . .I'ma catch u at home ma sweet Birdie!!!!!!

I think i saw Joycee on
Joycee come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spot on. . . . . . . . . . .Spot on. . . . . . . .

Until u say u love me. . . . . .otherwise i aint stopping.

ADESUWA:
@Sly
You're one notorious womaniser
I'll stick with my eldee, my sweetrat, the only guy that can flood my room with sweet poems

Adesexy miss!
Forget about eldee. . .are u not tired of the same old game he is running. . .
J-girl has just defected from my house to his house and you're still chasing that hoodrat!. . .

C'mon. . .a priceless princess like u deserves more than a chunky nuckdy dude like eldee. . .
Come to my world. . . . . .Babygirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eldee:
@SlyKnight ko, duke ni. . .
by the way, who uses those kind of ancient words nowadayz
bruv, your game is on a record low
And which would you prefer my lady
A tour of Spain or a week in the Bahamas

Personally i'll choose Bahamas, u know
days on the beach, you looking at me looking at you, looking at me and trying to see if we can read each others minds
so u don't have to guess how deep my love for you is

Eldee
Uz a screemish obokun walky talky . . . .
She gave me the title recently and now she is tryin to revoke it. . .

ADESUWA:
@sly
eldee's what i'll kill you and slowly too

Adesexy. . . . . .

What are you trying to tell me?. . . . .
Come to think of it. . . . An all expense paid holiday in PARIS!. . . .just for Both of us. . . .
What do you say sexy laydie. . . .it seems like them birds up here are acting up. . . .

Lemme know what u feel?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131721.msg2222020#msg2222020 date=1209916266]Sly - it's too late for redemption. I almost gave in to you and your antics till i saw you use them on stillwater[/quote]Puuuuuuuuuuleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! I said im saaaaaaaaaawy . . .
To err is human . . . . . to forgive is divine. . . . . .

LadyT:
Morenike I have seen it.

Well done Sly. By the way NONE of the kids are yours

*slams door*

I will settle your own case. . . .its very easy. . .slam door as u like. . .u would bell me soon.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131721.msg2221993#msg2221993 date=1209915810]This would be so challenging!
Don't mind Sly

@ Sly - you lost that title 3 mins after you gained it. I can't be with a flirt![/quote]Hey sugar!!!

Im sorry huh. . . .Ima make it up to you. . . . Im still your knight no marra what!!. . Chicken . . . . . . . .

@Sly
Let's see, I won and you . . . . . . .
I'm looking for a word that rhymes with frost

You will get it after i finished frying ur balls.

eldee:
@Sly
will u sharaap dia
what of aloib and ladyT?

Mayne Shuuuuuush!!

Like Akon. . . .You should put the blame on King Solomon. . . .My role model.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=131721.msg2221974#msg2221974 date=1209915566]Ummmm - there's no upstairs for us abeg.
I don't want aloib or Lady T or any of them to beat me up![/quote]Im your Knight remember?
Trust me i got errthing under control. . . . . Now be a good chicken and lets go. . .

Cadet:
What quotes? and who should STFU?
I told him I dnt want to get nasty with him, I did not, did I? I warned him, and he apologized. So no one got nasty that night

God saved ur popcorn a$$. . . .i was about to come and deposit a heavy n dirty spank of the century to ur cheek.

J-girl. . .

Lets go upstairs. . . . .we needa talk.

aloib:
what it do? ma bad mehn, i was away when u hollaed, lol
yo lets get it popping,

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Aloid My sweet Cutie pye!!
I din Missed u silly!!. . . . . . .wurr it do baby?

I'm going to erase Sly's privates with sand paper!!!

Lady T
Well try it. . . .I know the story would eventually change from sand paper to bed paper. . . .

Cadet:
kick rocks! I dnt do online brawl na. haven't you notice for the past months that no one is fighting with me on Nairaland. b/c I dnt fight anymore. of course I dnt take you people serious, If I did, you'll all hate me, b/c I'll be taking every insults seriously, fight every secs. I prefer to joke around, life is too short to be grouching at everybody

Cadet . . .Do me a favor and STFU!!!!!!!!! Who owns this quote below?

Have you lost your bleeping mind? Look at you, shameless SOB, running after a married woman! And all this useless bastards come on Nairaland bleating that women cheat the most. Look, my dear, I dnt want to get nasty with you.

Instead of trying to get under a skirt to sniff , plz, do me a favor and get busying fixing that eyesore pix in your profile.

Even If jenny was not married, she would not consider you, dnt ask why. Just go and try to make the pix decent, and change your attitude
Btw, Nose poker? ROTFLMGBO, na wa o, did you get that from Dr. Seuss book?

Hypocrite buruku!!!!!!!!

aloib:
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Ca-Ca-Call me so I can get it juicy for ya
Call Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Ca-Ca-Call me so I can get it juicy for ya
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Call me so I can get it juicy for ya
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Call me so I can get it juicy for ya
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Hi love. . . .How u feeling. . . .u gon tell me u didnt see me on?
Lemme Holla at u. . .come n make it juicy fo' pappi. .

eldee:
@LadyT
Couldn't have been said any better
Sly invented toasterism

I am about to advocate for your imminent John Thomas Demise. . . . . . . . . . .

LadyT:
LOL@Sly the cheap toaster.
He will toast any babe with his cheap recycled ashewo lines abeg go and sit down oniranu ni e!
Cant you see a correct guy with no picture or description of himself has started this topic to look for a wife!
Learn hows its done!

Debo will forever remain my number 1 ashewo.
When I say Debo
You say Ashewo
Debo!

Alagidi ni e. . . .wa riran wo!!

Lady T. . . . . stop playing hard to get. . . .its only fueling my fire. .
I have done it before. . . . . and i will surely do it again. . . .
Hate it or love it. . . . The arrow of my love is already in the depth of your heart. . . . . . .My sweet Love. . .

eldee:
@Sly
Leave j-girl alone or else

Mayne dont let me castrate you. . . . . what about all your FACEBOOKINGS?