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Cadet:
wo, tin ba fun e ni igbati, hosipital ni wa ti ji. Ori e bi ori malu!

*Snaps finger*
Ma se shege fun e. . . . . Emi lon bawi?
Kese Kese lo ri. . .Kasa Kasa baba Kese Kese sin bo lona. . . .Mo n mu eye bo lapo. . . .

Cadet:
EJO, EMA BINU NA! TALO SO FUN YIN WIPE YORUBALAND NI LAGOS?

Gbenusoun!!! Hausaland ni lagos ngbayen!!. . . Ma fun e nigbati. . .Oju e a ma pa oyi ni!

Ohh Hell No!!!

Here we go again. . . .Cadet ki lo tun wa nibi?

Uche2nna:
@ Sly

You have been shielding Ibkaye

Now You are shielding LadyT,,,, abeg don't be greedy

Huh?
U want POPOs to charge me for child abuse? I do big birds. . . .
No babys pls. . . you can have IBK. . . . I dont eat anything stronger than BANANA!!

Cooking for me! (that just turns you on!!!!!!)

And you would be crossing your legs in the sitting room watching Nollywood movies right?

What is s'posed to happened now?LOL

Hommie be prepared for ur imminent castration if u dont stay away from Lady T

LadyT:


Really Sly you said you had excepted Jesus when did you start reading babalawo vibe magazine again?

Here is my hand. . . . Pls take it and lets go to paris for the weekend. . .

StephenP:
[size=13pt]It's their reflection you're seeing in her eyes because they are playing right behind you. LOL[/size]

*Snaps Finger*

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Don't mind me just giving you a hard time. LOL.[/size]

*Loads my AK47*
*Chanting incessant Incantations*. . . .
Biribiri lo ju n ri. . .boun boun laguntan wo. . .Yio bale Yio bale ni omo laba laba fin wo igbo lo
Ajibola ni oruko ti a n pe ebo. . . .Ojigiri ni oruko ti a n pe awon iya mi oshoronga
Oko o gba. . .Ona o gba. . . .Kin se ewe iko a n ra igba. . .
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so. . .Ni orisa oke n gba!!!. . . .

LadyT:
That one was from page 69!!!
Sly I have a copy right here I suggest you quit now!

No matter what u say. . .I know my lyrics are fresh Outta the sandswitch. . . .

I took a deep breathe and stare into ur sexy eyes. . . .I could see my kids playing
Look into my eyes. . . .Tell me if u do not feel the same unless u Wanna front. . .
For about 15 minute. . . . .I was temporarily stagnant while staring. . . .
You have re-shaped my world with your sexiness. . .i aint lying. . . .
I was sick sum minutes ago. . . .but after looking at them lips. . . I am now iight. .
I tot i have seen it all. . . . . .nahhhhh not until i see u. . . .Pls gimme that funk. . that sweet. . .that nasty thing in that Gucci stuff!
Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!

LadyT:


Sly how many times have I told you to stop using quotes taken from ASHEWO 101?

Lady T. . . .

Imagine a world without light. . . . . .
Imagine a Tea without sugar!
Imagine a bread without butter. . .

Imagine Nairaland without any member. . . .
Imagine a Soup without Maggi. . . .

Thats exactly how i feel without you. . . .Im so incomplete. . . . .
Forget all these People playing Games
I am not in anyway the same
I love you baby!

Lady T

You know that i truly love you. . . . . . . You make me shiver errtime i stare at your wonderful face and twins. .
Come into my world. . . . . and i promise u. . . .I'ma make u do what it do. . .No if's No and's No But's or Maybe's .

LadyT:
I'm going to deal with you Sly!!! Ashewo!

Deal with me with ur sex appeal, . . . . .Im always available. . .
You already know how we do

Abeg Gimme a Break!!!!
I can list 1mill disadvantages of living in Nigeria as well
Thats how it is errwhere. . . .deal with it!

LadyT:
Can you all stop passing my lotion around!!!

Stephen I still have your G-string should I FEDex it?

My heart is on fire. . . . . . *faints*

Where are my wives!? Lady T n Ko. . . Pls come out n Play with papi

Cadet pls. . . keep quiet. . . . . . how many guys are u gon chase? step? debo? david? gbogbo won?

Cadet! I beg shaaaarap there!. . . . .Olojukokoro buruku.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=131624.msg2220134#msg2220134 date=1209844319]wtf. Chinese?[/quote]Yea are u gonna deny that too? Hau Jung wang?

Spoilt. . .

Are u sure 4 Play is not the pervert who was peepin via ur office window the other time before ur Boss intervened?
I am suspecting him ooo . . . .I no trust am at all

Lady T
Quit playing games with ma heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And Y'all should Leave Reloaded alone. . . .she's married to a Chinese dude who stays in Brooklyn.

4 Play:
@Sly

What do you say to us combining our juju powers-you visit Ife shrine and I visit Okija-so we can punish this guy called Stephen?He is stealing our women and making them have silly thoughts. Angry

One day he will wake up and find his willy is missing and he has 6 testicles

No worry. . . .This no be my first time. . . all i need to do is to send like 10quids to baba for village make him send me MAGUN!!
after u don dey drink like a drum of water per day and ur belle don turn to baba sala's protrude belly. . . u go know wetin dey!

Yea i know but i can sing too. . . . . In case u dont know. . . .
U wanna go to the club to see how i do it?

4 Play:
@Lady T

Over when we haven't even started darling? Come on,you are the only one in my life.

I think you are practicing "reverse psychology",you are trying to deflect attention from the fact that you were ogling Stephen's pics.I should be the one who is angry.

What is it again u this man? U want me to go to the village because of you?

LadyT:
Sly I'm not your wife! Yet but i must confess that i love you with all my heart. . .u r so sweet

I know . . .we dont need to rush it but why did you modify so fast?

4 Play:
@Sly

Mind yourself o. . . .I leave Ikamefa for you,you want drag another person with me.You just dey find my trouble anyhow.

4 Play
You again? .
Imagine. .that yeye Cadet dey on my radar before. . .but because i no get 6packs. . .she don leave me for stephen. . .Oma se ooo
Lady T. . .she's very sexy. . . and as for Ikamefa. . . .They say 2 is way berra than 1 . .so im keepin them both. .